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jmaine: Whoever started this worthless is a hopeless idioot.

How can presumed informed and educated folks engage in needless nuances all in the name of being heard criticizing the FG.

Abati aptly described the foolish anti GEJ scoundrels as exhibits of sophisticated ignorance. . .

You just dey write big big English. Your talk nor get verb.

MissYuzedo: I don't blames the child. brezz milk is very sweets and magnetic. ask my sweetus yuzedo na

Foo-l, Don't you know when it's time for jokes and when not. WTF is wrong with this world. I bet you're suffering from a mental disorder as no sane person would joke with something serious of this nature im-becile.

Who else is going to be responsible for the bad roads in Nigeria? The Americans?

When the Nigerian government would spend a very minute percentage of the funds released to repair and build these roads thereby making substandard roads and you expect those roads to withstand the test of time?

Now we know who wears the trousers in that family.

Being a slow news day on Nairaland while I had somehow being avoiding this topic for personal reasons, I am going to comment on this topic nevertheless since I am bored out of my mind and I think I am running out on booze.

Long distance relationships might work and might not depending on the individuals involved. Take for example, a career oriented man who's always busy chasing his dream and traveling around to make sure his business or that of his companies grows and developes and is married. If he has an understanding wife/partner who trusts and understands him knowing full well the nature of his job, she might persevere.

Also married couples could undergo such torture if one or both couples find themselves apart for some reason known to them same with Military wives and their husbands.

Where a long distance relationship might not work is when one or both parties might not return for some reason unknown to them. Take for example, you meet someone online or via any social networking site and you both hit it off immediately and you began dating knowing the distance between you guys being one of the individual in that kind of relationship is thousand of miles and ocean away in another far country and that individual has no reason to leave to meet you for whatever personal reasons being it work or some personal stuff and you on the other hand don't think of ever relocating. On such scenerio, long distance relationships would never work.

So like I have said, it all depends on the couples and their willingness to make sacrificies and the type of relationship they are in i.e marriage. Personal, I can't handle the torture of being in a long distance relationship as one might go loco if you're not strong emotionally to deal with it.

Rooneyboy: Yes, this!!!

No waka pass oo. *lol*

Cos we just have to get the answer today.
Why do men like to scratch, pack, touch their crotch in
public?
Is it that you are trying to confirm it's still there, or that
your packages are that heavy or that's another way of
scratching it in public?
Or....... do you guys think ladies find it sexy?
Cos some guys even put out that same hand to shake
you immediately after doing it! *Eeeewww* lol
So, pleasssse guys, tell us.

Ladies too let's read what
you think about this.

Which one be the *Eeeewww* lol? You dey form porch. You be gay?

mayapop: Awww! Thanks don't mind the dorkface,he ain't worth it,dude's face giving me nightmares,more like watching a horror movie.

Seems you got a stalker... Sorry, I meant crush.. The dude even used your pics as his avi.

Visit this link https://www.nairaland.com/1361946/insanely-luv-wit-nairalander-mayapop

[quote author=Yellow_Mosquito]You can let me be so I can face what I want to do... Na wetin na? Them send you?[/quote]The only thing I think you're doing right is successfully making a nuisance out of yourself.

[quote author=Yellow_Mosquito]Hades: I still dey laugh

Minion: Your evilness, you predicted this

Hades: Minion, this is Nigeria and everything goes, even Chidi will go

Minion: I believe you like black death [/quote]Dude, you've been on every front page with this ish. Not sure what you're trying to do but it's not working.

ujchief: Rubbish! House of reps members have immunity on the floor of the house of assembly. Anything they say or do inside the confines of the legislative house is protected by immunity and they can't be prosecuted.

Why are they declaring him wanted? Was he on the run? They should go to the hospital and arrest him nau!

I don't know much about the Nigerian politics and my knowledge about our law and constitution is very lenial but I do know if you physically assualt an unarmed man for whatever reason known to you, the law would take it's full act on you

Are you telling me if this Chidi Lloyd had murdered his victim, he would gotten away with his primitive act just because of he is protected under the immunity clause. I don't think that it works that way in the way you explained it.

Airforce1: Not every iidiot that speaks to me I speak back at especially when the stuupid iddiott is not on tha same level with me

I would take it that you were not referring to me. I was only being a comic.

[quote author=B4U,IWAZ]Boring

Leave those two alone and go get youRself your own woman

Nigerian men and jealousy[/quote]I'm sorry but do I know you?

.

mayapop: From ghost to sponge,lol

Hey Mayapop,

Don't regard Airforce, I think the dude likes you and is just trying to play the offensive to get to you.

Nice picture, I love the eyes. Very deep.

gluv01: Yep..very obvious. I can speak a little Welsh.

Don't they speak the queens English or do they have their own language?

gluv01: British accent and Welsh

Is there any difference?

biafranqueen: What you are talking about is a revolution and they can be non violent like in Chile, Philippeans, Kenya and Panama.

Non-violent revolutions are not potent. The government needs to see that we're serious.

What comes to my mind every morning after a good night sleep depends.

After a drunken night - Shi-t I messed up last night. How did I get here??..

After watching a horror flick - Shi-t I shouldn't have watched that movie SAW last night.

After waking up from a nightmare - Who did I offend that was chasing me with cutlass last night in my dreams . Kneels down and pray.

During weekdays - Time to go to work.

During weekends - Wake up thinking about going back to sleep.

Sleeping without eating the night before - What do I eat.

Waking up after a good lay - Damn she's good.

Most morning after waking up - I pray.

Most morning after waking up - I think of making more money.

In love- thinking about that person.

It all depends as I don't just think about one thing every morning after a good night sleep.

Incongruent - incompatible

Pandamonium

luxanne: Aniiii

Ladies, Ladies, take it easy. There's enough of me to go round... LOL ...

abbas2: Sorry tetraoxosulphate 6 is not d strongest acid.HNO3 is the strongest

If I remember my Chemistry well. That would be hydrogen trioxo nitrate.

mayapop: seriously sipping my iced coffee...Now where did i stop? oh! airforce lemme just spare you some life,you're already dead to me,and you look so hungry in all your pictures,go and eat! your normal routine (soaked garri and groundnut)

Sorry Misus, I'm not sure if there's something called iced coffee. I only know about iced tea. Coffee is meant to be taken warm. Just saying.

Stupi-d threads always making headlines. I guess that's the summation of we Africans.

Disavow - Deny any responsibility or support for

Municipal..

BTW: You seem to be giving each reply on this thread a like. Nice concept to keep the thread running.

Emilyhills: British English, Japanese (Love the Language!)

Japanese accents... What??!!

Those guys sound angry.

adaobi123: Plus Spanish and Australian

Australian is cool but it sounds a little English. I can hardly differentiate between an Australian accent with that of a Newzealander. They both sound almost the same to me.

adaobi123: But we can still work it out.

Ah, I wish we could

jackbauersballs: I agree.
Condoms are real mood killers.
They ruin the spontaneity....

You've just managed to coax your spiro babe's blouse off, and drag her pants to her knees.

You get up slightly to open the condom, and the words of her dead grandmother starts ringing in her ears...

Next thing is 'I'm sorry...this doesn't feel right'

Arrrgh.

Then you remember you haven't renewed your Internet subscription

Arrrghh x2

Ah dude, you're a killer. There's a solution to the bolded above, always have your condom on when a babe is around. Works everytime for me.

adaobi123: Dont worry. I'm turning 20 soon

And I'm single......well there's Afam though

Ah, I knew it.

I knew you have a crush on that dude..