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[quote author=Selasie_D]Just when i was thinking wow today will be a day when there will not be "Ghanaian mentioned" should have know esp with your obsession with Ghanaians. Everything Ghana this and that lol even that twitter scam it just had to be a Ghanaian. Here you say South Africans should not blamejust because a few of us came here on this site(Not alot of Ghanaians) does not mean all Ghanaians are obsessed or dying to be Nigerians. Some came for their own reasons as for me i guess am a big fool cos i actually thought Nigerians were our friends but got alot of eye openers here in this forum. Anyways "ugly" and "black" that's how God made us. I honestly cannot deal with this bs anymore, got to leave this site before i start too... At least you got your wish now. One ugly blAK Ghanaian is gone and hopefully the rest will follow and i wonder who you will pick on then. Nigerians for everything that goes wrong and their problems yet you are here doing same with Ghanains. Honestly[/quote]Sorry to ask, WTF is Ghana, who are they? Are they bunch of tree people? Are they the people the whites sees and calls Monkeys?

Ovo Close: The Truth is bitter. I am Nigerian. I live in Lagos. YOU CANNOT FIGHT SOUTH AFRICA. PERIOD. And all the insults you spew on Nairaland will not change that.

Hehehe! Dude, you're supposed to be a comic. I think you missed your calling. Your st-upidity grows every second..

sweetcheecks: Other Africans started killing us by selling drugs to our society, used our sisters as drug mules to be hanged in foreign countries, steal our money and kill our young for muti and trufficking children. Knowing our ancestors if they could they would come kill you themselves.

Stop blaiming other's for your own mistakes. They sell drugs in every part of the world but there are people that chose not to go that way. I hate when people blame others for their own misfortunes when the main source of their problem was created by their own hands...

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]most SA men don't like change (cultural difference, the food) that's why they hardly leave date outside the SADC region. Like are said they are a lot of attractive women this side that they can choose from. Unlike West African men, they hardly date their own women that are this side... They date women mostly from the south or east part of Africa. ever get any cos they think all women are cheap like you women. Even they will look but they know they will be tlet down. an example, if u know you like Dolce and Gabbana and u know its within your means and its closer by, it would be rather silly to go far to buy from Mr. Price where u can hardly find the quality you are looking for.[/quote]You still having changed your profile picture. You is a HOE!!

Ovo Close: Ode. I am Nigerian! Just one who says it as it is. Those guys in Joburg, Pretoria and CT have messed us up big time. Even me sef dey shame the last time i was there in March. BTW, if letters no reach, wetin "M" dey do for voluptuous? see the correct spelling. Oya count the letters now. Your bad spelling and the correct one na both 10 letters. Learner oshi.

Dude, you're not Nigerian. My conclusion was based on your post. Just because you're born in Nigerian doesn't makes you one. A true Nigerian would never wash it's countries problem outside. A true Nigerian would always defend his country at any cost.. For all I care, you might be a south-A$$friican.

Olodostein: I would like to learn that South African language... you know that they speak that sounds like they have got drums in their mouths that clicks... clock ku clock, ko ko ka cock....

and you nairalandwatch... I didn't say rooster..

I said ka C.O.C.K.

Hehe! totally funny.

Ovo Close: You're very funny. If they're xenophobic, then you better return home. Don't think your government will attempt to go into battle with SA. Nigeria that cant deal with ordinary Boko Haram. You think this one is matter of second hand navy patrol boats from the US? lol. Only planes and missiles wey go descend on you from yonder, you go fear. Have we been able to check common Cameroon gendarmes? You think the war of nowadays is Biafran war wey dem fight with motor, leg and guns? No let your army size and their big belle deceive you o. Tell me how many planes and helicopters dey the whole naija military? Them know wetin dem dey call cruise missile? what of ballistic missile or submarine? Yesterdays military! Naija no fit match SA for military. No go there o. People wey dey build fighter hellicopters. wey get nuclear technology, etc. Stop that foolish talk right now. When dem bomb you finish una go dey beg for amnesty.

Dude, you're Ghanian right? I have a perfect answer for you but I just realised that you're a fool and it would be a total waste of time to discuss my countries defense with an outsider...

Dudes, let's call a truce here. I want no more bad blood between Nigerians and South-Africans. Nigerians, we're way better than this sh-it called South-A$$fricans. So don't want your precious time arguing with Mondi-cheeks and sweetcheeks. BTW, what's with south-A$$frican and cheeks...lol...

Dudes, let's call a truce here. I want no more bad blood between Nigerians and South-Africans. Nigerians, we're way better than this sh-it called South-A$$fricans. So don't want your precious time arguing with Mondi-cheeks and sweetcheeks. BTW, what's with south-A$$frican and cheeks...lol.....

Dudes, let's call a truce here. I want no more bad blood between Nigerians and South-Africans. Nigerians, we're way better than this sh-it called South-A$$fricans. So don't want your precious time arguing with Mondi-cheeks and sweetcheeks. BTW, what's with south-A$$frican and cheeks...lol...

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]so what are you jobless women doing in salons in SA all day?
you mention this quite a lot, I'm sure it's quite a common form of employment for ur women[/quote]South- African women are slutty. For example, just take a look at your profile picture. It's a footballer scratching his crotch. You guys are so dumb and st-upid...LOL...

sweetcheecks: Wow, this is a joke

Yes we do but somehow we live longer than your hungry poverty stricken bottoms still ravaged by an ancient disease polio. See how your people even grown ass men go around the streets unclad with no shoes or clothes on their back.

The bottom point is South-Africans will always be savages. They will never grow out of the bondage the white chained them to. If you guys don't stop b-itching and grow up and stop blaiming Nigerians for your fails, you would always be in BONDS like slaves you are. BTW I thought this was a Nigerian forum, don't you guys have have work to do, like spreading your diseases around...LOL....

sweetcheecks: Get your ass drug traffickers and scammers off SA if it is that bad what are they doing here? You are an old frustrated bitchin man.

If you weren't behind this screen you this dirty hoe, I would have smacked the trash talking bejesus out of you.

kay9: Al Pacino (Scarface):
Who put this thing together? ME!! Thats who!

I gat only two things in this world: my word and my balls. And i aint breakin' em fer nobady.

Nice one, I love that line too.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I have been to a social gathering where they were arrested right in my face for putting drugs in alcohol in order to get women intoxicated... My cousin's friend was almost rap.ed by a Yoruba guy, but she managed to escape...the sex ritual incidents were in newspapers!....wch incorrect sources
Similar and much worse incidents are happening in Nigeria aren't they? [/quote]The drug rap-e incident is done everywhere in any part of the world and not just done by Nigerians. South-Africa has the highest rap-e in the world and it has been so even before Nigerians started to immigrate there en-mass. I live in Cotonou in Benin republic and the indigenes never cease time to put their failing economy/society/traditions on Nigerians. Just recently they started arresting our girls for no reason because they were mini-skirts. Africans in general have this inferiority complex when it comes to Nigerians. I don't know why it's so but it's just so. There're just afraid and digusted by us because we're an open minded people as we're open to new ideas and so forth as this I have come to learn. So don't blame our people out there for the bad image we get, blame our government for not making our nation Nigeria to be condusive and organized as if we have everything we need for our disposal, very few Nigerians would want to immigrate for a better living.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]they do contribute a great deal to rape cases in SA, I have had a lot of cases where Nigerians are arrested after putting date rap.e pills in women's drinks at clubs and at parties... Various cases especially in Pretoria and Limpopo were Nigerian men used women for sex rituals...leaving them with worms eating their livers and other body parts... Nigerian men forcibly using drugs on women and using these women on the streets as prostitutes... So yes Nigerians play a big role in rap.e cases in south africa[/quote]It's just a frame up and your sources are incorrect.

chief batiatus: Why are u hiding the name of the tribe? U think by been diplomatic you will convey the message to a civilized mind? Who told u Ibos wannt to be civilized? Its time to tell the Ibos to their face how much shit they are full of, this complacent attitude of trying not to call names is what has lead to this ugly and regretable situation. Ibos are hated all over the world for their attitude and rather than seek changes they arrogantly argue on. 90% of the bad name nigeria has abroad comes from Ibos

Your comment just showed how narrow minded you are. You are a fool and a malignant one at that putting all the bad image the nation, Nigeria has received internationally on a tribe just shows how fuckin-g stupid you are. So you believe all the crimes committed by Nigerians abroad are just from the Ndigbos...Is it now a crime to be hard working and industrous and wanting the economic growth of your country. So the foiled attempt of a Nigerian wanting to bomb an american airplane was an igbo person or all the drug dealings by Nigerians in the United Kingdom and the states are people from the South-Eastern part of Nigeria or the current cause of political instability in Nigeria is by the igbos?. I don't know why there's so much hatred by people from other tribe/ethinicity in Nigeria towards the South-Eastern brethren, what have we done to deserve so much hate. Same reason why Ojukwu wanted the Ndigbos to be a lone state, he saw the future and the hatred the Ndigbos were undergoing and still is so fuc-k anyone who is being biased, irrational and tribalistic. We ( Ndigbos ) deserve a gold medal and national medal of valor for all I care for being the most pathrotic tribe in this nation Nigeria.

They say we change friends every 6 years which I deem is true. Any friendship that has bypassed that limit is a friendship of a life time. OP, I won't say I am not itchy about the closeness between you guys ( you and your friend ) isn't kind of weird.. Comeon, talking for 2 hrs on phone and on skype is just too much except there's something between you two that you're not telling. I don't think any woman would be able to handle that too much attention you're giving to your friend. I don't want you to loose a good friend and I don't want you to loose your wife either so I've come up with a plausible solution that might work for you guys. Instead of talking 2 hrs on phone with your buddy, why don't the two family come together for BBQ and some beer every weekend and there you could catch up with your buddy while the missus get to know each other better. The two families could go to concerts together or maybe dine out at a nice restaurant. You have to let your wife understand he is a great friend but also, give her some undivided attention too. You have to share yourself between your wife and your friend. If you do these, things would work out fine. Don't worry about the threat of a divorce coming from your wife, she's just saying so because she's jealous and a little upset. Women are that way, I know you understand what I'm saying... Cheerio!

I would give the winner to the Anne Hathaway look alike. The kids are all cute..lol..

Looks like she's inside a hotel room..Hmm! I wonder why?!!

SANCTO: Alto am an advocate of peace, am sorry for Ashonwo/ Ibaji people. Aguleri is not a Push over town. Ask those that have tried it before.Even if you like, deploy a full brigade, the reprisal will be highly regretful. Aguleri people are very loving and accommodating, but Mosaic law is their believe. Ask Umuleri people. They invaded Aguleri at night.Although peace has been brokered, go to Umuleri today and see for urself. Good luck to Ibaji people.....

There's so many quotes on here which I admire and yours is one of them. I am from Aguleri to say and you're absolutely right about the Mosaic law thing. I used to be Jewish and so is my father. I don't think my people would let this slide easily as they believe in the '' an eye for an eye '' law. I just hope this doesn't excalate into something large as the Kogi's are our brother's too. If you take a look at our history, we're closer to the Kogi people than even some igbo's from other states. I just hope for peace and serenity. One love.

kay9: ^^Can u imagine this nonsense? I write ''b#ng'', and Seun's bot changes it to 'slam'... Wtf is ''slam slam slam'??

haha, seun is just wasting his time trying to censor this nairaland forum, we're all mature individuals here....

lol, nice movie quotes.

Nice one

If you recalled that line you wrote on v for vendetta by head then I must say Kudos to you. I had to go fetch the line I wrote here from google. I haven't seen the movie ''Megamind'', I would add it to the list of movies I want to see.... Nice one bro!

Tuface should have invited B-face, there's no logic to go around that, not inviting B-face shows his level of thinking. The two go along way and have gathered so much history together. No matter what's stirring between them, tu-face should have been the bigger person here and done the right thing . He has now really shown us why they call him '' Two Face ''. Think it's a coincidence? Think again. Tu-face is a nice cocky guy, I love his genre of music but his personality doesn't speak well of him. He has this pride and I must tell you I've seen a lot of it from him. Everybody knows B-face music career is in the gutter, that could have been amended if Tu-face could have done like 3 tracks with him and brought B-face to the limelight but my dude Tu-face is like saying no, all man for himself...This is a lesson to everyone out there, don't put your faith/hope in any man, put your faith in GOD alone because man disappoints and GOD never fails... Cheerio!

Truthfully speaking, I don't think any of our Nigerian actors can make it into hollywood. They might do well in low budget movies and american home videos but in the real deal? No way!

Hugo weaving, the villian in the matrix trilogy and the guy wearing the guy fawkes mask in the movie v for vendetta is of Nigerian origin. Was born and brought up in portharcourt. Very talented actor.

First, the objective of Bokoharam and the elites backing their claim is to bring distabilization to the nation, Nigeria. I don't think the Boharamist ( Pardon for using the word ) are specifically targetting a particular tribe in Nigeria. If the O.P.C are swearing to defend the south westernern side, what would happened to the other south eastern part. I thought we're all one Nigeria and so I think they're being very tribalistic and discriminating and so should change their statement and their objectives( O.P.C ).

I prefer to be cremated. My ashes spread over the ocean. Saves land, saves money..