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Politics › Re: NLC To Commence Nationwide Strike On Wednesday, If PMS Price Isn't Reverted by Dshocker(m):
In as much as i am an Obidient, i still commend Tinubu for removing subsidy.

But the timing is wrong, but we would all adapt to the change.

MRS Oil & Gas alone collects more than N200B every year from federal government, can you imagine the scam.
Romance › Re: What Is The Weirdest Stuff You Ever Saw by Dshocker(m): 3:29pm On Jun 02, 2023
Samantha124:
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
It tasted like chicken
Romance › Re: What Is The Weirdest Stuff You Ever Saw by Dshocker(m): 3:23pm On Jun 02, 2023
Samantha124:
How come you haven't felt the Nigeria in you by eating them first? undecided undecided undecided
That i don't eat them, doesn't mean i cannot eat them.

Below is one of the weirdest meat i have eaten, a monitor lizard

I don't know how to post videos, i would have uploaded it.

Family › Re: This 35 Year-old Lady Needs Your Advice As She Plans To Get Married by Dshocker(m): 3:18pm On Jun 02, 2023
adetunrayo:
Did you seek the face of God before getting this far? It is never to late to ask God before you tie the knot.

Let God direct your choice not your age. Marriage without seeking God's direction before proceeding is baba ijebu.

God is the foundation of marriage. Seek His face before it's too late.
35yrs, not 25yrs ooO....
Family › Re: This 35 Year-old Lady Needs Your Advice As She Plans To Get Married by Dshocker(m): 3:12pm On Jun 02, 2023
Fineman2:
My name is Dora.

I am 35 years old and everybody keeps reminding me that age is no longer on my side.

My fiance and I have been dating for more than one year and we are getting married soon.

My fiance is 40 years old and he has never been married.

The relationship was really good when we started but now that our wedding is in a few weeks time, he has shown how controlling he can be.

From the choice of the wedding dress, to the bridesmaids selection, to the colour of the day, he wants to be in charge.

He also wants his mum to buy the cloth for our engagement as well as buy our wedding ring.

He does whatever his family says without seeking my opinion and it almost seems as if I am not the one getting married.

I told my parents about how this makes me feel and they just asked me to endure because I am getting older but I really fear for what is going to happen after the wedding.

Are these not red flags I should run from?

I am confused, please advise me.
The problem now is; if she misses this man now, i don't think any serious suitor will approach her again.

I don't think that is a problem, provided he is not hitting her.
Romance › Re: What Is The Weirdest Stuff You Ever Saw by Dshocker(m): 2:59pm On Jun 02, 2023
Samantha124:
So you haven't eaten all these things that you're mentioning to me, but you want me to try them? Why?
I want you to feel Nigeria in you....

Well, those weird meat are eaten by some people in Nigeria, why people like us dwells on what Leviticus 11:6-8 told us.

But i would still love you to try them¿

Romance › Re: What Is The Weirdest Stuff You Ever Saw by Dshocker(m): 1:57pm On Jun 02, 2023
mzansiboy:
Are you seriously eating that stuff? If you are then there is big fault with you.
I haven't, but i have people around me that has eaten it, thank you.
Romance › Re: What Is The Weirdest Stuff You Ever Saw by Dshocker(m): 1:55pm On Jun 02, 2023
Samantha124:
Dude, stop it.. grin grin grin
I know you are surprised, Nigeria and China has same similarities...

You need to try it, i kid you not, you won't regret it.

But if you insist, am gamed to the challenge.
Romance › Re: What Is The Weirdest Stuff You Ever Saw by Dshocker(m): 1:51pm On Jun 02, 2023
mzansiboy:
Dude why? This is not right, I think I now understand why nigerians are the way they are. Sies man😣
I don't understand
Politics › Re: Tinubu Announces Gbajabiamila As Chief Of Staff, Akume As SGF by Dshocker(m): 1:39pm On Jun 02, 2023
We keep recycling same old political class to rule us and expect different result.
Romance › Re: What Is The Weirdest Stuff You Ever Saw by Dshocker(m): 1:34pm On Jun 02, 2023
Samantha124:
Noo, I'm not eating any cat or a dog.

That's disgusting..🤮🤮🤮
Have you eaten snake or tortoise meat before?

You think it is only chicken, turkey, cow, goat and ram are the only meat out there?

Samantha you need to visit Nigeria on vacation, try to explore.

Lets make a deal; If you eat cat meat and it is not delicious, i will pay you $2,000!!!
Politics › Re: Senate Presidency: Akpabio Not Our Preferred Choice — Niger Delta Group by Dshocker(m): 12:57pm On Jun 02, 2023
They should give it to Asari Dokubo grin
Romance › Re: What Is The Weirdest Stuff You Ever Saw by Dshocker(m): 12:52pm On Jun 02, 2023
Samantha124:
Cats and dogs are not food.

Are you telling me that in Nigeria you guys keep cats and dogs for consumption and not as pets? undecided undecided undecided
Some people keep them for pet, while some people eat them.

Try it; cat meat is delicious, and mind you, the dog we eat here are local dogs, not foreign breeds.
Politics › Re: Former President Buhari’s House Interior In Katsina Causes Stir (Video) by Dshocker(m): 11:01am On Jun 02, 2023
The first place he stopped over was his father's house.

Y'all should chill, dude embezzled more than you can imagine, he has a paradise in Daura, and the media cannot be allowed to view or record it.

Someone that built a bombproof mansion in Daura, omo God will punish Nigerian politicians.
Romance › Re: What Is The Weirdest Stuff You Ever Saw by Dshocker(m): 10:56am On Jun 02, 2023
Samantha124:
It's not edible.
Hahahahahahaha.... You've not seen anything yet, some part of Nigeria eats PussyCat, particularly those from Edo State.

By the way; report shows it tastes better than chicken and dog meat.... And please, don't tell me you've not tasted dog meat, aka 404?

Samantha, in Nigeria we eat virtually every living creature.
Politics › Re: Akeredolu Is Incapacitated, Bedridden In Ibadan - Sahara Reporters by Dshocker(m): 7:38am On Jun 02, 2023
OkayDaddy:
Carl Ikeme had it and recovered.
The funny thing about life is that you may even die before the Governor.
Look at Buhari and look at Dokpesi for instance.
Just like HIV, which can be managed.

After going through radioactive chemotherapy treatment for leukemia, it would appear years or months later.
Romance › Re: Why Are Some Girls So Entitled? by Dshocker(m): 4:58am On Jun 02, 2023
Pidaa:
I met a girl that we started talking then I told her I wanted to do voice call with her and she said she don't have credit so I send her large money for card. Since that time this girl started billing me as if I was her sugar daddy. Anytime she chat me she always begging me for money in which I give her in some occasion. So during December period this girl call me that is mum is sick and she need operation to survive. I told her I don't have cash and during that period I was really broke. She started emotionally blackmailing me by sending me messages that if she have offended me that I should forgive her and help her mum. I told her that I don't have money and I mean it but this girl keep calling me on phone every time crying about her mother health detonating. Then I have no option than to call my mum to borrow me a large money then I transfer all the money to this girl to treat her mum and so that I can have my peace and not also look am wicked and heartless that I don't want to help. After sending her the money she told me that she will pay but I told her she should not worry that I dash her all the money. She was crying and thanking me and also praying for me too. She also promise her mum will talk to me to thank me after the operation which she did not do. All these happen December last year. Can you believe this girl have the guy to call me to send her money on new year day that she should enjoy herself? I told her I don't have money and this girl open her dirty mouth to tell me that this is a new year and am suppose to receive my salary by now. I told her I never get salary and she should not disturb me but I was very angry and remember what my girlfriend told me when I told her that a girl is emotionally blackmailing me to force her to help her mum and her reply was she is using me because am a nice guy in which I told my girlfriend that she is mean and self center and she don't want me to help other people as God as prosper me. Because I help her my girlfriend started singing it in my ear that I can give people large money but I don't give her big money and she is my babe. When she keep on singing it every time and every day I just got upset and shouted at her that I don't want to hear that conservation from her mouth because I saved a soul and she should be proud of me of saving person mum instead of bad lashing me. So all those thoughts came to my head and I have to apologise to my girlfriend after everything that stupid girl ask me to give her my salary after helping her mum. But all the same I never told my girlfriend that I usually help people with finance because she always try her possible best for me not to help.
So my elder brother call me that he needed my bank statement for something in which I gave to him. Omo my brother call me and started preaching to me that am too cheerful and reduce the way that I give. That all the money I have given can be used for investment. He told me to be smart and those guys will leave me and insult me if I get broke. So I wax just talking with this mean girl and I told her what my brother said then the next thing she was preaching I should not answer my brother and should continue to give. I just laugh and said this girl think she is smart.
Then on her birthday I wish her happy birthday then she was asking me for money to celebrate her birthday. I just told her politely I don't have money and I mean it. She was trying to do that emotional blackmail but this time it did not work. This girl gut this mind to tell me am beginning to get stingy and am very boastful when I said I usually give people my money. And I have consider her a begger. I reply her have I told u that you are a begger or I have complain that u are a burden? Where are all this word coming from? She said I said I give people money too much and am fooling myself. I just block her line and everything. Most funny thing this girl have been spinning me every time that she want to be my girlfriend but I keep rejecting it and told her we should just be friend in which she go say I too dey form. So am not her girlfriend and don't have any sexual crush on her? Which she know or aware because I reject all her advances. So why does this girl feel entitled to chop my money?
Your English wants to detonate me...

At least the monies you've been sending here and there, why not you it to help your future, by furthering your education?
Romance › Re: 9 Guys Share Their Worst Sugar Mummies Experiences by Dshocker(m): 3:38am On Jun 02, 2023
Go to places like lekki, Festac and Amuwo Odofin you will find a lot of these useless boys, looking for people's wives to sleep with.

How can a guy decide to choose Gigolo as a profession?
Romance › Re: What’s The Most Difficult Situation You’ve Ever Scaled Through by Dshocker(m): 3:24am On Jun 02, 2023
valdes00:
Getting arrested by the Nigerian police cos my friend defrauded the company he manages.. They went Tru his chat and saw some transactions btw us, and I was told to pay back the money. They said I am an accomplice, issue wey I no even knw anytin abt. I had to pay over 300k in a day to get myself out of that mess... And funnily, I had less that 20k in my acct that morning... But bfor night fall, I got over 300k frm friends and family jus to get a lawyer and settle the issue bfor they transfer me to headquarters....

And to think they caught the guy and he even told them I am nt aware of what he did. But they insisted that we transacted business so I be accomplice, if you don't av connection in Nigeria, u go suffer for police hand
Then you are also a thief naaaa, you partook in illicit funds and you are here telling us otherwise.
Romance › Re: Hello by Dshocker(m): 3:20am On Jun 02, 2023
Sirchiboy:
How do I survive this regime?
This is suicide mission for a married man.
How do I filll my car I used to manage?
30k and you own a car huh

You thief the car?
Romance › Re: What Is The Weirdest Stuff You Ever Saw by Dshocker(m): 3:14am On Jun 02, 2023
Samantha124:
The weirdest thing must be when my cat brought me this big lizard and it was still alive.

Immediately I screamed, the cat let go of the lizard and it ran into the other room.

My mom was like one day this cat of yours is gonna bring you a live snake.. grin grin grin
Have you tasted pussycat meat before?
Romance › Re: One Word For This Guy? by Dshocker(m): 3:00am On Jun 02, 2023
All these skit makers 🙄🙄🙄
Romance › Re: Meet Three Of The Most Beautiful Ladies In Nollywood In 2023 by Dshocker(m): 2:54am On Jun 02, 2023
marvelck:
Queeneth Hilbert, Jennifer Obodo and Amaka Chukwujekwu arre currently three of the most hottest chics in Nollywood.

And apart from their beauty, they are also good actrrsses...

1. Queeneth Hilbert: Queeneth is a beautiful Nollywood actress blessed with an imposing height. She usually plays the role of a tough lady in movies.

2. Jennifer Obodo: Jennifer usually has this good girl personality in most of her movies. The first time I saw her in the movie ' Pieces of life' with Chizzy Alichi. I kept wondering why all the guys in the movie were only going for Chizzy, despite the fact that Jennifer was also a stunning beauty in the movie....

3. Amaka Chukwujekwu: The belle of the ball... Her curves and her legs are like the 7 wonders of the world. She is one of the most beautiful ladies in Nollywood. Eligible bachelors with enough cash, should go and worry her dm. The babe na bae!
These 3 ladies are up coming, since they aren't recognized yet.

Besides they are average looking, and please; tell them to go and marry, because non amongst the 3 of them are below 33yrs of age.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi's Lawyers Bring Boxes Of Evidence To Election Tribunal (Video) by Dshocker(m): 12:47am On Jun 02, 2023
omenka:
Benue state? These guys are wasting their time.

Smh.
APC rigged Benue state...
Politics › Re: Akeredolu Is Incapacitated, Bedridden In Ibadan - Sahara Reporters by Dshocker(m): 12:37am On Jun 02, 2023
SoNature:
The good thing is that he achieved his goal of being governor of his state. Dude has desired to be governor for a while now. I wish him a quick recovery!
Recover where?.... You think it is malaria you just treat and after 3 days, you will be fine.

Leukemia cannot be treated, the governor will die sooner than later.
Family › Re: My Mum Bullying My Dad Is Getting Out Of Hand!!! by Dshocker(m): 12:17am On Jun 02, 2023
aidameoryou:
Your suggestions are genuinely needed 🙏

Hi my people good day, I have been having a thorough thought all in my mind and have been boiling inside of me on what next step to take.

Over the years, I have seen my mum really been hostile to my dad and it's getting out of hand for me to bear.
I am the first son of some siblings and in my mid 20s.
I live apart from my parents in another state and one of my junior sibling who went home for a little break from school was complaining bitterly about how my mum attitude towards my dad is getting out of hand.

My father has to be the most responsible, respectable, reasonable man I ever know, he doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, doesn't womanizer. He has been the sole breadwinner in the family from when we were small up till this time.
His work isn't moving very well as it used to back then and as such he cannot cater very well like he's used to and even though at that, he's been trying his best....
My mum just doesn't appreciate him enough and I've seen this a million times.

[color=#000000]My next line of action is to call my mum and give her a serious scolding because she hasn't been warned sternly about this by any of my siblings before.
This is getting out of hand and I cannot bear it anymore, please what do you all suggest I could do in this situation[/color]
Are you sure he satisfys her sexually?
Politics › Re: The Moment Remi Tinubu Resumed Work At Aso Rock by Dshocker(m): 10:15pm On May 31, 2023
WorldRichest:
She is a Senator, not a roadside housewife
She isn't a senator anymore..
Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Daughter, Folasade, Updates Twitter Bio, Adds ‘First Daughter Of FRN’ by Dshocker(m): 9:06pm On May 31, 2023
It is quite sad and pathetic...
Politics › Re: When Festus Keyamo Was Fighting For Peter Obi (Throwback) by Dshocker(m): 11:01am On May 28, 2023
beerfraud:
The same IPob terrorists are saying Keyamo has never won any case before
He was only advocating for it, he never defended Peter Obi in court.
Politics › Re: Tinubu: I’m Ready To Dedicate My Entire Being To Service Of Nigeria And Africa by Dshocker(m): 10:09am On May 28, 2023
Someone that cannot stand for 30mins

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