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airliner:
The diggers crew has arrived

MechanicMike:
Nigggggga am a Londoner...if u need £200 right now, send me your account detail..or else I will use the £200 to buy dog food for Rambo(my German Pitbull terrier)..
U hav 5 minute to resssponds. real talk!!

MechanicMike:
Huh?
Nigggggga I drive a special edition 2022 range rover sport...Metallick black, only £33,000 (cash) & I own 3 propatys....your life dream is to be were I am right now..truss me(no offenscce)

Prettygirl200:
Know what you want, six months is long enough for a guy to know you and for you to know a guy and determine or define what u want in that relationship, relationship isn't marriage that you should be with a guy for three to four years doing what exactly? Fucking you continuously for these number of years? These men are time wasters they know you are in your prime and will use sweet word's to keep you in their nest, milking you dry why preparing to get married to another.

Dear ladies it's called relationship, dating which simply means getting to know each other. Six months is enough for you guys to know each other and determine if the guy is ready to marry you or not. Don't waste all of your prime with one man that doesn't deserve you and when he's tired of eating you will quickly go Marry another lady and you will be left heartbroken. These things are the reasons we have so many women that broken 💔 out there because they gave one man their best years which was wasted and ended up not yielding anything.
You should be counting years in marriage not relationships, your prime is the best time to build yourself, if you want to abstain from relationship do that, but if you must date, your dating period shouldn't exceed six months, that's a whole lot of time to know the kind of guy you are with.

Also remember during dating or relationships you are single, you owe no man your loyalty untill you are married to him. You can only be loyal to a man you are very very sure is loyal to you if not, you owe no man any loyalty, you are open to any other relationships. Dating a guy for too long won't make him marry you or take you serious, they will only sleep with you when they get tired they discard you, come online and call you names, you are beautiful ❤️ you don't deserve such men. Please Ladies I know we are emotional beings but it's good you date with your head, and not your emotions it has left a lot of ladies broken,know what you want.

MEN ARE TIME WASTERS!!!!

TyroneP:
Sweden has officially declared sex as a sport and finalised arrangements to launch its maiden sex tournament on Thursday, June 8.
The contestants in the sex tournament will have daily sexual encounters that can last up to six hours.

According to Swedish local media, a panel of judges will select the winners of the sex competition, and the audience will also share opinions and analyses on the choices.
The European Sex Championship slated for June 8 is scheduled to last for six weeks, as participants will engage in sexual activity daily for 45 to one hour depending on the length of their bouts

The report disclosed that the competition has three levels, and in order to advance to the next level, the contestant must obtain a certain minimum number of points at each one.
The sex contenders have the opportunity to earn between 5 and 10 points in each discipline, which are decided by a mix of public votes and a panel of five judges.

According to the report, the audience will watch the sex competitions and will take note of various features of the sexual activity.
The couple’s chemistry, their understanding of sex, their level of endurance, and other vital sexual features will all be considered when deciding who emerges winner.
The head of the Swedish Federation of Sex, Dragan Bratych, said he hoped that one day sex would be regarded as a sport globally.

He underlined the value of education and the possibility that engaging in sexual activity can improve one’s physical and mental health.
“Like any sport, getting the results you want in sex requires training,” he stated. As a result, competition will inevitably start to develop in this area as well.

He emphasised the unique aspects of this sport, where the object is to make the opponent extremely happy.
He added the ability of the competitor to satisfy their partner determines their success in this game, in contrast to traditional sports where losing frequently leads to disappointment.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/06/sweden-declares-s3x-as-sport-to-hold-first-competition-thursday/

MechanicMike:

Yea,..amebo...he own rose Royce & u hear on nairaland counting car!!!(no offenscce)

MadarasBlade:
It's a nice car but Rolls Royce still has more prestige.

Merry100:
Even though I had to follow certain doctrines when I was younger, I have come to question some of them as they cannot be proven through the Bible. I am particularly curious about where the Bible specifically forbids wearing earrings. My parents are devout Christians, and they did not even pierce my ears, let alone allow me to wear earrings. However, one day I felt like wearing an earring, so I put on a magnetic earring and went out. Later in that day, I attended a Church program a friend invited me but when I got to the Church, I was asked to remove my earring or leave.

I am not trying to shade Christianity, not all Churches treat visitors that way, I was even surprised at the way I was treated that day. I am just specifically curious about where God condemned earring in the Bible? I accept that all Churches have their own doctrines but some of these Churches still use there doctrines to rate Christians from other Churches. Is wearing earring a sin or just some Church doctrines? I can't find any verse in the Bible that condemns earring. If you know any please indicate.

hansomb:
Something wey Kogi first lady don dey use since go gim for exercises.

MrBanner:
Units, not pieces.

Jennyclay:
I’m deeply in love with Davido for no reason!


I love him so much

Peacefuly:
Hit like if you will never be poor in your life

mradjoy:
Dear mods, I'm sorry if this isn't the right section to post this. Kindly help move it to the right section if necessary and push it to the front page ASAP. Thank you.

Here's my little niece who left her place of residence in Bariga, Lagos since 2nd of June, 2023.

We've reported to the nearest police station, but still need to do this.

Her name is: Udensi Ngozi Opemipo

She's 18 years old and about 5.8" tall, light in complexion.

Last seen at Murtala bus stop area of Bariga, Lagos State.

If you have seen her or know anything about her whereabout, kindly contact the nearest police station or reach out to the following numbers:

0 908 319 63 19, 0 902 181 0129

Mynd44 pls help push this to the Frontpage for maximum exposure

Bvlgari:
Dog lovers call out Chef Hilda Baci & Influencer Enioluwa for eating dog meat


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ilo-x5P-Z0


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=326RfjJBQIY

Video of Hilda Baci & Enioluwa about to eat dog meat


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZaI-BIPrKw

Carcholce:
Are you a celebrity? Are you a big business man? The answer is No. you think these caliber of people you mentioned are doing what they do without spiritual guidance? This is why people fail in life because you see things from your innocence eyes. Even your closest friend can be getting spiritual support from his mother or one baba without telling you a thing.

Another thing is we were all born differently. Some people were born with 100 percent energy while some were born with just 10 percent. Tell me how these two set of people can do the same thing in life without getting affected individually. Energy in the sense that a mother or a father could be physically or spiritually sick before giving birth to a child, which the child has to live and suffer for it. Tell me how that child can indulge in what others are doing with ease without getting affected negatively. Except for divine intervention. Some people carries the burden of their parents.

Strafudeen:
This is not for everyone.

But it's certainly for some.

Be very wary of sex outside of marriage, for some men that is the reason you have been moving in circles.

I had to do several forensic analysis with myself and the results were shocking.

The moment I abstained from sex , the ease of success was amazing.

The moment I re-indulged, it was horrible.

I need to help save a life.

Avoid sex until marriage.

No joke oo

Avoid women for sexual purposes...I carry God beg una guys.

Stay safe

God bless

Wordsfrombimpe:
Is she your wife Sir

Why you dey give am terms and conditions

You no marry somebody daughter pikin and you want to tie her down without doing the needful

Lmao

Wordsfrombimpe:
Why would a lady visit a man in his house

Who send her there

Like I said if you read to comprehend double dating is platonic

And no it won’t slim the chances of a woman getting married

Infact it will help her a lot to identify the one for her

This is not about all guys cheat or not

Because I am not the type that cheat but when it comes to double date it is open and he should be aware of the fact that if you don’t know my worth and value someone else will

Rather than being tied down to one man that won’t value but waste your time

Wordsfrombimpe:
Why are you against a woman seeing other men

If you are truly interested in the woman why not do the needful

We have some people who are time wasters

They don’t want anyone to have you and they don’t want to do the needful

It doesn’t work that way

If you are not ready to do the needful let her go so she can meet someone who will marry her Simple

Wordsfrombimpe:
Double dating is simple English you are open to seeing other people

And it is platonic without having any intimacy with any one of them

But people like you abuse this definition

Read to comprehend because the English wey I talk is very simple and straight to the point

If those women have double dated trust me they will see husband except they are just selective

Men are everywhere so is women

Wordsfrombimpe:
You are Single Untill You Married - Double Date

There is no such thing as am in relationship playing the loyalty game for long my sister

I have been loyal for long to the men I dated and didn't end up with one

My last relationship taught me deeply, I cried badly and that's to tell you how I love deeply

Long distance relationship with someone on this space and it didn't work on

But I see ladies making the mistakes I made many times and what is that

A guy likes you and he ask he want to get to know you

The next thing you are in a relationship aunty you want to be single for long be that

Inside relationship I learnt some relationship lead you to the right ones

But don't be stupid to be loyal to someone who can't vouch that for you

This men you see can't dish out what you give to them

I went out to sort something and a guy called me on the street and said so you are not married and you are busy forming relationship

And the person I thought you are married to or in a relationship is in a marriage with another woman

And he was like

I have liked you for long but the moment you utter relationship it broke me

I was so angry

Because you are the qualities I need and I observe you for long

I was like shock

I could not cry

So please ladies double date

I have learnt and I hope you learn

Double date and don't do pre marital sex

God bless every loyal people out there

May we find the right ones

Ase!

https://twitter.com/coachbimpe/status/1664758421072105475?s=46[/quote]Which kind talk be this one, abi you dey find traffic for your blog?

Even oyibo wey invent courtship cannot stand with a partner that cheats, or have other relationship aside.

Multiple relationships is a no no.

While you are busy thinking you are smart, by keeping multiple guys as a way of "not putting all your eggs in one basket" , virtually all the guys will find out and non will wife you.... That is when you will start running from pillar to post, seeking the face of God, and at the end, the so called pastors will eat the remaining of what is left of you till the window of getting married closes at 40yrs.

MechanicMike:
M.O.D....ANOTHER GREAT THREAD FOR FRONT PAGE PLEASE!!!

Latest opinion poll of 2023 confarms males who wear glasses are usually weak.the fact is no female wanna be seen with a guy loookin like teacher or accountant. So ladies, can u risk hanging around guys who were glasses?(no offenscce)


Mature contributions please

DaisyMellow:
Hi guys. I usually don't bring relationship issues to Nairaland, but this one is very serious as it concerns the man I am engaged to and scheduled to marry before the end of the year.

I have known him for a year and few months and we are in love. When we started having sex, it was all vanilla and although he was a bit rough; as in throwing me around and putting me in different positions, I was okay with it, and honestly, it was kinda exciting because some of those styles were new to me

However recently things have gotten really weird whenever we are having sex. He requests me to do certain stuff that honestly creeps me out. Sometimes he would tie my hands behind my back so tight and stuff the pillowcase in my mouth, then have his way with me. Sometimes he would blindfold me with my scarf and ask me to beg him to free me, while choking me with his two hands. There was even a time he got a knife and pretended to want to stab me and asked me to play along and act scared. Sometimes he would ask me to forge tears so he would watch me cry while we had sex.

It's gotten real bad that a week ago, I almost passed out when he was doing one of his weird choking sex-plays. In the past I have talked to him about how I didn't enjoy some of these things and how we should do it sparingly or not at all. He sounded like he understood, but after a few weeks he seemed bored and uninterested in normal sex, and begged me to go back to the rough stuff because that's the only thing he likes.

I know he loves me because he takes good care of me and is even friendly with my parents and siblings. But this extreme sex thing is really making me uncomfortable.

I can't imagine going through this sort of sex every day when we eventually get married and live under the same roof.

I need serious advice on the next steps to take.

b0rn2fuck:
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Samantha124:
I don't have the energy for arguments today and you're making me even more weak..

I can see that you're trying so hard to get me to bash you, but I'm weak today.