Romance › Re: Liverpool University Warns Students To Stop Masturbating In The Library Toilet by Dshocker(m): 6:21am On Feb 04, 2023 |
With Nigeria's problem nobody dey get erection. |
Politics › Re: Naira, Petrol Hoarders Plotting Interim Government, Tinubu Alleges by Dshocker(m): 4:35am On Feb 04, 2023 |
Tinubu should just quit, because Nigerians now see the party as Evil. |
Politics › Re: APC Should Be Begging Nigerians For Forgiveness, Not Campaigning - Mr Macaroni by Dshocker(m): 8:33pm On Feb 03, 2023 |
God punish APC and their blind supporters.
Imagine, as learned as Joke Silva is, she chose to support the evil party, all because of what she is benefitting from Tinubu.
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Travel › Re: Another Corps Member Dies In Motor Accident On His Way Home After POP by Dshocker(m): 8:25pm On Feb 03, 2023 |
[quote author= post=120611620]A National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) member identified simply as Abubakar died in a car accident a day after his Passing-Out-Parade (POP) from the one-year mandatory programme, Reports. The 2022 Batch A Stream One corps member died in the motor accident which occurred on Friday morning, February 3, 2023, on his way home to Maiduguri from Kaduna after the ceremony.
See Photos And Reaction As Obtained By Below:[/quote]has killed again.
Guy you sure say no be to dey do undertaker job be your calling? |
Travel › Re: Another Corps Member Dies In Motor Accident On His Way Home After POP by Dshocker(m): 8:21pm On Feb 03, 2023 |
Nigeria is a bitter country to live in
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Food › Re: How To Stir Fry Potatoes And Veggies, So Crispy And Yummy (Photos, Video) by Dshocker(m): 8:16pm On Feb 03, 2023 |
pocohantas: Looks very healthy. If that evil there is irish potato, I’ll definitely swap it for sweet potato.  You too like sweet life  |
Food › Re: How To Stir Fry Potatoes And Veggies, So Crispy And Yummy (Photos, Video) by Dshocker(m): 8:14pm On Feb 03, 2023 |
gloryhomemaker: In this cook with me video, I made potato skillet with sausages and vegetables. This particular potato recipe is well enjoyed by the whole family and children love to have some more.
Ingredients:
Potatoes Mixed bell peppers Spring onions Onions Sausages Carrots Ginger Cooking oil Seasoning cubes Salt You don start again. |
Crime › Re: Man Sets Wife Ablaze In Ogun For Washing His Clothes Instead Of Giving Him Food by Dshocker(m): 8:12pm On Feb 03, 2023 |
Jennyclay: Oh No! Not again .
Why are Men so wicked and evil? I hate men!!
This man should be sentenced to death immediately! You hate men, but you had sex with one last week 
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Romance › Re: Romancing A Stranger In A Bus by Dshocker(m): 8:10pm On Feb 03, 2023 |
LINTUNE: lol,boss,I don't know about his story o,but it nearly happened to me one time...when I first gained admission, while travelling to my school in the east from lagos, I met one very pretty chick in my bus, she was my seat partner, right from the beginning she started touching me,so as a sharp guy I started up a conversation with her, before u know we clicked...at the middle of the journey,this girl put her arms around me and started rubbing her boobs on my shoulders and arms , at some point she kissed my neck...guy I was so hard eh..we got to her destination (orlu , imo state) very late and mine was still very far(umuahia ' abia state) , this babe suggested that, rather I sleep at the park, that I should come chill with her at her place, tommorow morning I can continue my journey to abia...lol but fear no gree me, I declined her offer, collected her number and promised to keep in touch....guy ,forget o,girls de o....
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Family › Re: A Marriage In Deceit by Dshocker(m): 6:09pm On Feb 03, 2023 |
Probably the guy won Bet9ja or Baba ijebu 400k and he decided to marry. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Fugitive On The Run For 16 Years, Arrested After Boasting Of His Cooking Skills by Dshocker(m): 5:45pm On Feb 03, 2023 |
Wahala |
Family › Re: My Experience At A Traditional Marriage Ceremony Today. by Dshocker(m): 5:44pm On Feb 03, 2023 |
Sonnobax15: Today, a friend of mine invited me to the traditional marriage ceremony of his brother in-law......
After travelling for over 2hours via my keke, so we finally got to our destination. After exchanging pleasantries, kola nuts and other traditional rites were done,then it was left for the main dowry which was #2000. It was then the bigger problem came because the groom's family didn't come with cash. They insisted on doing transfer but the bride's family insisted on it, saying it must be paid with cash.
Omoh, the whole thing became funny . The bride's elder brother kept insisting on it until a POS attendant was invited into the situation.The dowry's money was later withdrawn and paid in cash.
Now, my question is, is it right to pay Bride price via transfer considering the new currency policy that's affecting everyone at this moment? Or the groom's family could have withdrawn the money and kept it until the D-day while it was crystal clear it could have expired due to the deadline of the naira swap?
Mods abeg make una shift this thread to the permanent site so that make other enlightened nairaladers for torchlight the matter small. Una go marry without cash? May God heal all of you that went there financially. |
Family › Re: My Experience At A Traditional Marriage Ceremony Today. by Dshocker(m): 5:40pm On Feb 03, 2023 |
pocohantas: It is common sense that the bride price is presented physically. I am sure you saw the money change hands, probably from him, to his father, to the eldest man in her family and to her own father. Everyone would see it live and agree it was paid. These are rituals that a transfer doesn’t help.
The father might keep it somewhere safely, because some of them DO NOT spend it. Any day yawa starts, he would bring it out from his old box.
What is N2000 that a serious minded man who knew he would be getting married since 2018 couldn’t get? Among his ENTOURAGE, no single person had N2000? Collectively they also couldn’t raise N2000? What a set…
Was there any elder in their midst? This is why you younglings should go close to your elders/parents. Watch African Magic, you say it is local. Now you are acting like aliens at a trad. There are things you don’t learn from American feem and South Korean soaps. Your head dey there poco |
Food › Re: What Was Your Childhood Food Fantasy? (Pics) by Dshocker(m): 5:12pm On Feb 03, 2023 |
I fantasize eating so many things as a child, telling myself that, when i grow i will buy them in quantum and eat.
But apparently non seems to meet my appetite, because most of them are sugary or have bad health benefits.
As we age, so does our diet change.
Goody-Goody, Elclaires and Choco Milo were produced with 100% cocoa in the 90's, but now they use sugar/saccharine to produce them
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Family › Re: Divorce: Court Dissolves Asiya Ganduje & Inuwa Uba's Marriage by Dshocker(m): 12:04pm On Feb 03, 2023 |
In the South West, a Muslim can marry a Christian without any qualms, but the North will ask you to convert into their religion, before the the man will be allowed to marry their daughter. |
Business › Re: Tingo Foods Targets 12000 Jobs With Multi-Billion Naira Food Processing Facility by Dshocker(m): 11:59am On Feb 03, 2023 |
muyico: How much is 12.000 job? Late abiola ajumobi 4ma oyo state gov employed 30k in oyo only not enough talkless of now! Where are the 30,009 right now? Seyi Makinde took over office and made away with them, because it wasn't sustainable. You employ 30,000 people doing nothing and are earning salaries. |
Politics › Re: El-Rufai: Opinion Polls Projecting Peter Obi As The Winner Are A Joke (Video) by Dshocker(m): 11:46am On Feb 03, 2023 |
This midget should rest in Jesus name.
Same people that said Obi couldn't win his local government are now scared, because they didn't see it coming.
The North felt Tinubu was their only stumbling block, so dealing with him with ASUU Strike/Signing The Electoral Act/Bvas/Fuel Scarcity/Redesigning And Hoarding The Naira/Arresting His Footsoldiers, were all it takes to subdue him and it will be an easy access for Atiku to retain power in the North, which has been their original plan from onset, from nowhere Peter Obi emerged and has been their only problem right now. |
Travel › Re: Danfo Buses Start Accepting Bus Fares Via Cowry Cards (Video) by Dshocker(m): 10:22am On Feb 03, 2023 |
Lol.... How many illiterate conductors can operate this.
Besides, it is time wasting. |
Politics › Re: El-Rufai: We Will Unmask Aso Villa Cabal Working Against Tinubu (Video) by Dshocker(m): 10:12am On Feb 03, 2023 |
Story....
A 1yr old can read the hand writing on the wall.
Northern elites, including El-Rufai is not in support of Tinubu, but there making him believe that they are with him.
They all are working underground to retain power in the North. |
Politics › Re: Video Of Peter Obi Supporter Who Couldn't Identify His Party On Ballot Paper. by Dshocker(m): 9:40am On Feb 03, 2023 |
newnigerdelta1: You know what ,keep deceiving yourselfs.... I know what you guys are capable of |
Politics › Re: Video Of Peter Obi Supporter Who Couldn't Identify His Party On Ballot Paper. by Dshocker(m): 9:39am On Feb 03, 2023 |
Pinito: instead of your so called LP to start mobilisation and educate more voters you are here blaming APC dey play. Why you dey drink panadol for another man headache? |
Romance › Re: Why Do Intelligent Individuals Struggle With Love by Dshocker(m): 9:38am On Feb 03, 2023 |
Nia69: 😂 You're stubborn. I'm not your sister.. My sister, i no go talk pim again 🤐🤐🤐
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Politics › Re: Video Of Peter Obi Supporter Who Couldn't Identify His Party On Ballot Paper. by Dshocker(m): 9:29am On Feb 03, 2023 |
APC arrangee video to spite labour party |
Romance › Re: Why Do Intelligent Individuals Struggle With Love by Dshocker(m): 9:27am On Feb 03, 2023 |
Nia69:
 My sister if you kee me, wetin you gain? |
Romance › Re: Should I Impregnate Her? (advice Needed) by Dshocker(m): 4:49am On Feb 03, 2023 |
JackDaAlienz: You think iVF is 50 naira?? IvF cost millions of naira. The husband is an illiterate and will rather use such money to marry another woman. The man dosent even want to accept it is his weak sperm that is the reason his wife is not pregnant. I'm offering her a cheaper variant to save her marriage or else the man will chase her away and marry anoda woman. So stop talking rubbish that I want to take advantage of her. I'm saving her Another guy will Bleep your wife and your 10yr old daughter if you don't abort this sick plan of yours, idiot you want to sleep with a married woman. |
Romance › Re: Should I Impregnate Her? (advice Needed) by Dshocker(m): 4:43am On Feb 03, 2023 |
JackDaAlienz: I work in antenatal clinic as receptionist and I'm very good friends with the guy that does ultrasound scan. There is this woman that usually comes for check ups. But she is not pregnant I chat with her whenever we see Today she visited as usual I overheard ultrasound guy telling the woman that the only way she can ever get pregnant is by looking for sperm donor since her husband sperm quality is very poor. She complained that the husband doesn't believe his sperm is weak and instead blame her for not conciving. She said he refuse to follow her to fertility clinic to check his sperm quality. I saw the woman feeling bad and distressed we chat again this time collected her number.
The thing is that I want to talk to her if she can allow me bleep her and impregnate her for a price. Is it ethically right or am I committing a crime? Mr sperm donor i hail thee... There is one mad woman in my area, looking for fruit of the womb and she is 73yrs old, are you willing to help her situation? |
Romance › Re: Why Do Intelligent Individuals Struggle With Love by Dshocker(m): 4:30am On Feb 03, 2023 |
Nia69: I'm not your sister. Fvck your truth. Like I said earlier, you don't know me and I don't know you. So it doesn't matter. We don't have anything in common, so you are my sister. My sister in the lord 😂😂😂😂😂 Even ashawo dey fall in love and get serious boyfriend, talk more of you, so calm down. Just that say the right opportunity never present ein self. |
Romance › Re: Why Do Intelligent Individuals Struggle With Love by Dshocker(m): 3:01am On Feb 03, 2023 |
Nia69: You don't know me and I don't know you, so what you typed doesn't matter. My sister forget that thing, na the truth i tell you. |
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Romance › Re: Why Do Intelligent Individuals Struggle With Love by Dshocker(m): 11:13pm On Feb 02, 2023 |
Nia69: I need a manual for my next relationship. 🥲 I like being single, focused and free tho. ☺️☺️ You are only using this lie to compensate or console yourself, because no guy has asked you out of recent. Watch the way you will dive into a relationship if one approaches you. |
Romance › Re: My Friend Is Always Too Caring To My Babes. by Dshocker(m): 11:08pm On Feb 02, 2023 |
FOOTSOLDIER2: Nairalanders, please one of my male friends urgently needs your piece of advice.
I have a friend that is currently staying with me, I've observed over and over any time I invite different babes to my house that this guy is always being too caring and bringing up unnecessary gists with my babes, thereby diverting their attention away from me.
What exactly could this mean? Has or does anyone else have this kind of friends? How do you deal with them since you are only trying to be diplomatic enough with them, hence the attitude is so annoying and simping ontop your own babe oh.
Please I will appreciate a lot and eager to learn to the masters. Thanks.
Nlfpmod, Mynd44, lalasticlala, seun. Please help my friend Na matter of time, e go happen. And abeg, no ask me wetin go happen. |
Romance › Re: Peter Obi's Wife Is Too Sexy (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 11:00pm On Feb 02, 2023 |
SultanOfPuna: Back then I used to crush on Aisha until she became overweight. But you see this obi wife, I go like taste her I swear, my prick dey stand anytime I see her pic. Very beautiful woman I cannot guarantee to arrange Obi's wife for you, but i can arrange a good Psychiatrist for your mental health. |