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Business › Re: Communities, Markets In Sokoto Abandon Naira, Trade In CFA Over Scarcity Of New by Dshocker(m): 3:47pm On Feb 01, 2023
Just imagine this country
Phones › Re: Starlink Will Shake Up The Internet Market! What do you think? by Dshocker(m): 11:37am On Feb 01, 2023
Kk4:
Don't be quick to welcome Starlink to Nigeria. There is a reason most developed countries don't have it or let it operate in their countries.
Can you imagine the amount of Nigerians information that will be at the United States disposal when Starlink becomes fully accessible by Nigerians.
The information wey you dey hold since, wetin you use am do?

You are a funny dude, as if the likes of GLO, MTN and co aren't holding the informations of Nigerians.

This will help curb yahoo yahoo.
Phones › Re: Starlink Will Shake Up The Internet Market! What do you think? by Dshocker(m): 11:29am On Feb 01, 2023
Yes ooO, let mtn park and go, while glo sits up
Romance › Re: Guys can U toast babe selling bread witout being Ashame? by Dshocker(m): 9:06am On Feb 01, 2023
DaddyCK:
I drive a range rover spot (only £32,000 cash).i rather date that ordnarry fat Siofra than to kiss u....so please, show respet yo londoner, we...anyways u sell bread..correct? angry
People dey drive Range Rover Sport, u dey drive range rover spot, wahala.
Romance › Re: Guys can U toast babe selling bread witout being Ashame? by Dshocker(m): 8:58am On Feb 01, 2023
DaddyCK:
M.0.D ... front page please


anyways we drove pass this bread seller & i kinda fell in love with her becuz she was lightskin. Been dreamin about her for the past 3 days.
so my question is...guys, as a plaYA and a big boy that people no me has, is it practical for a big boy to toast babe selling bread? I also notice she had only 3 pimples on her face which even makes her more preeetir.
embarassed

Urgent advise needed and please be nice...but please remember, shes lightskin! angry
You this man short man with zero taste....

Continue, na 4 in 1 STI & STD you go collect.
Romance › Re: See What Happened To A Lady After Plastic Surgery by Dshocker(m): 8:41am On Feb 01, 2023
Nigeria is one hell of a country, once we start copying a particular trend from the western world, we tend to over do it

Virtually all the girls on the island have had a butt augmentation and for those who have not done it yet, is because they can't afford it.

As for this girl lamenting about her nose turning her into a Shrek, i feel no pity for her.

As for all those enhancing their butt, i pray they all expire and start decaying.... Rubbish.
Romance › Re: Benefits of eating apples by Dshocker(m): 4:37am On Feb 01, 2023
Ammmy:
there is this man that has been very helpful to me with prayers. he has helped me resolve a lot of life issues i went through at some point and he has been assisting me with prayers. He sees visions and revelations for me and warns me before hand. everything he tells me always happens as he has said it. the issue of spirit husband i talked about in my previous thread, he has promised to rescue me from it. The problem here now is that he said he has to deposit his sperm in me, that his sperm is power, once it is in me i carry power in me. that all life's challenges will be resolved and all my heart desires shall be granted. abeg hear this matter o huh shocked
What Nigerian men of God cannot do, does not exist.
Health › Re: Help A Female Friend - What Is She Suffering From? (Graphic Photos) by Dshocker(m): 4:00am On Feb 01, 2023
[quote author= post=120529694]A Female Friend, Just Draw drew The Attention of On His Official Whatsapp Chat, About This Sudden Appearance Of This Unknown Stuff on Her Body.

Doctor's And Health Expert In the house, what Type Of Disease Is This?

What Is The Best Solution To Cure It?

Your Comment Is Highly Appreciate Appreciated.

See Graphic Photos As Obtained By Below:[/quote]
Politics › Re: Tinubu No Longer Has A Political Party To Run On - Farook Kperogi by Dshocker(m):
APC From Top To Burtum
Phones › Re: Nigeria Is The First African Country To Use Elon Musk's Starlink by Dshocker(m): 9:48pm On Jan 31, 2023
On the comment section, someone called out MTN.

And MTN was trying so hard to defend herself grin
Politics › Re: Abia PDP Guber: Lucky Igbokwe Kicks Against Plans To Introduce New Contestants by Dshocker(m): 8:40pm On Jan 31, 2023
Labour Party - APC 1.02 × 9.89× 35

Bettors will understand better grin
Business › Re: CBN Directs Banks To Pay Customers With ₦100, ₦50, ₦20, ₦10, ₦5 Over-The-Counter by Dshocker(m): 4:58pm On Jan 31, 2023
bibianna:
What about our coins?
Nigeria doesn't use coin
Business › Re: CBN Directs Banks To Pay Customers With ₦100, ₦50, ₦20, ₦10, ₦5 Over-The-Counter by Dshocker(m): 4:57pm On Jan 31, 2023
Wickedness
Politics › Re: Tinubu Presidential Campaign Rally In Anambra (Pictures, Video) by Dshocker(m): 4:57pm On Jan 31, 2023
Labour Party - APC 1.02 × 9.89× 35

Bettors will understand better grin
Politics › Re: Pictures And Video From Peter Obi Campaign Rally In Numan, Adamawa State by Dshocker(m): 4:21pm On Jan 31, 2023
Labour Party - APC 1.02 × 9.89× 35

Bettors will understand better grin
Politics › Re: Tinubu Lands In Anambra Intl Airport by Dshocker(m): 4:19pm On Jan 31, 2023
Labour Party - APC 1.02 × 9.89× 35

Bettors will understand better grin
Politics › Re: 'Order From Above’: Police, Soldiers, FRSC Stop Niger State Pro-Tinubu Rally by Dshocker(m): 3:46pm On Jan 31, 2023
Tinubu is an idiot for believe that he owns Lagos state.

No man in the world can single handedly own a state and funny enough, the north are behind Atiku.
Romance › Re: Men, What Will You Do If You Were A Woman For A Day? by Dshocker(m): 11:11am On Jan 31, 2023
I reject the thought of ever becoming a woman.

Women are beautiful creatures from God though, but me becoming a woman is a no no for me, for some several reasons, which i wouldn't wanna state to not sound demeaning.
Crime › Re: Sex Worker Found Dead In Onitsha Brothel, Neighbour Claims She Committed Suicide by Dshocker(m): 11:05am On Jan 31, 2023
Penis killed her
Romance › Re: My Boss Did This To Me And I Slapped Him by Dshocker(m): 6:50pm On Jan 30, 2023
Preciousgirl:
yesterday at work, my boss tickled me and i slapped him

should i go and apologise?

she is giving me the cold treatment embarassed
Na lesbo vibes be that oooO lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: How I Planned To Deal With An Ex by Dshocker(m): 6:39pm On Jan 30, 2023
iInjureHerYansh:
One of my bitch fvcked up few weeks ago. I gave her some money to buy some goods and store for me. She did but when it was time to remit funds when the goods was sold and profit was made it became an issue.
So I waited till I couldn't take her excuses anymore cos she even started sounding disrespectful then I lost it and got her arrested and thrown in jail till she paid. Though I couldn't get all the money but at least I got my capital. Then I restricted her from coming to my house. Even the Estate security was informed. She became a past.

Fast forward to last Thursday I got a call from a strange number. It was this girl. She called that she had something urgent to discuss with me. I went there and she was looking all tattered and got red eyes. I bet she was going through a lot ever since I dumped her stupid ass.
I learnt from my sister who is friends with her that she's now a laughing stock at work. Cos when we was together she used to be this happy girl and used to take lots of goodies to work but now there is nobody to facilitate that for her. You know how these bitches be looking chubbier when they with a man naw.

So I met this girl in a hotel and before you know she went on her kneels and started begging that I should take her back. She said she will gimme 150k from a contribution she's doing at her work. As compensation for the interest i lost from the business that went wrong. She confessed that the person that bought the goods cheated her bla bla bla but she will personally pay me. Omo this beg me I no gree until it was turning into something serious she stood at the door. I had no choice than to play along. So I told her it's okay I will think about it. She refused that I must give her an answer.
Long story short I told her if people see me with her I will become a laughing stock cos she really fccked up so even if we to be together we can't allow anybody to see us and that isn't even possible but we can work that out. I just whine am like that so she go free me.

Omo this girl still no gree me leave say I should just stay with her in the hotel that she's scared to sleep alone. Na so I sleep for one side of the bed. Before you know babe dey ask if she should come join me by the other side. That she's feeling cold. Na so she come join me. Before I will close eyes and sleep she said let's fvck. I just shake head. Omo na so she do till she had her way. I fvcked her as stupid as I can.

Fast forward the following day by evening someone called that they heard someone saying I begged the girl. She went and told people that I begged her..na so I confront this bitch for whatsapp she deny.
So I told her to stay the fvck away from me.

But today again someone called telling me they heard that I went back begging her. Unfortunately I have all the vn she sent begging and asking for my assurance after I left the hotel. I played it for the person and we laughed.
What I learnt is she's just doing that to boost her ego so that even if people later see us they will think I was the one that begged her. So I have planned to play her in a way that in her life anywhere she hear my name cold go catch am.

Imma pipe low, mellow down and collect that 150k jeje plus ad ons if possible and discard her.
This I have planned.
When a bitch wanna be stupid you help her reach her destination. Someone once said it's a bad idea to let a stupid bitch go Just like that. You gotta eat from her stupidity. That's why there's a saying girl wey no get sense na her toto go suffer. This one na her money go suffer. This I have planned.
She played you, you fell for it, she played you again, you still fell again.

I think you are the one that needs help, because your weak self is 2ײ than what she is.
Politics › Re: How Cashless System Can Help Track Election Financing In Nigeria"- Osinbajo by Dshocker(m): 6:31pm On Jan 30, 2023
Osinbajo is indirectly pressing his master's neck
Health › Re: My Son Has Chickenpox. What Must Have Caused It? by Dshocker(m): 4:21pm On Jan 30, 2023
MaryAye:
I recently noticed my boy complaining of itching on his back. When I checked I noticed is boil. I quickly googled it and found out is chickenpox.

I took him to a chemist and it was diagnosed as one. Please house what must have caused it?

Picture attached.

Viewer discretion nlfpmod
Virtually everyone suffered from chickenpox when they were a kid.

Fear not.
TV/Movies › Re: Who Is Nigeria's Best TV Interviewer? by Dshocker(m): 4:19pm On Jan 30, 2023
Amaechi Anakwue

A walking encyclopedia and can analyze the full page of the 1999 constitution

#PoliticalPlatform

Career › Re: What Skill Can Call Member Learn During The Service Year ..? by Dshocker(m): 1:32pm On Jan 30, 2023
Murphy870:
Help, I’m a call member serving in Ibadan, i want to learn a skill but I’m confused about the type of skill to
lean and I don’t waste the whole year..All suggestions would be appreciated!
Go into agriculture
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Hasn't Fvcked Me For 2 Days Now? by Dshocker(m): 12:41pm On Jan 30, 2023
MzErica:
Is he cheating? We used to fvck everyday. Sometimes we do it 3 times a day. What is happening?

This shit is annoying, end I don't want to cheat on him.
I think i would have to report you to the international criminal court.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Can't Influence His Own Family To Vote For Obi - Gov Masari by Dshocker(m): 9:58am On Jan 30, 2023
Then you guys should rest and leave Peter Obi alone.

From morning to night, Peter Obi is giving them sleepless nights.

Funny enough, he Peter Obi doesn't answer or reply their critics.
Business › Re: Video Of Nigerians Fighting To Use ATM To Cash New Naira Notes.. by Dshocker(m): 9:57am On Jan 30, 2023
We have normalised suffering as part of our culture.
Food › Re: Will You Buy A Small Bottle Of Water 2k? by Dshocker(m): 6:56pm On Jan 29, 2023
Beautifulsoul97:
Just reminiscing, I visited a restaurant in Egbeda- Lagos along with my wife, not that large in size but cozy enough to chill out. The waiter handed us the menu’s, eyes rolled they are damn expensive so we settled for chips and chicken 20k for two plates, thought that was it not until I ordered 2 bottles of water and was billed 4K, I said to myself how can I pay for 40 bottles water @#100 rate then given just two, that’s ridiculous; at least 1k per bottle is okay considering the serene atmosphere . Anytime I pass by that place and feel like stopping by I will just remember the cost of their bottle water and zoom off.
Egbeda is a local place, no matter the type of structure one can set up shouldn't charge more than 1k for a bottle water.
Agriculture › Re: Our Farm Attacked Again With Biological Weapon By Our Host Community! by Dshocker(m): 6:28pm On Jan 29, 2023
Ted4real:
Have developed and maintained a cocoa, palms, cashew and Avocado farms from 6 years with nursery sessions inclusive and I know how to use a good rural philosophy on the 3 host communities and we weren't attack or our plants infringe in a day. You cannot be risking your life staying awake in order to catch a thief who can maim or kill you and the investment will go on. 07030919616 WhatsApp me as I have the antidote for that.
Between cocoa, cashew and coconut, which is more profitable?

Because i am still researching.

I plan on leasing 100 acres of land for the plantation.
Agriculture › Re: Our Farm Attacked Again With Biological Weapon By Our Host Community! by Dshocker(m): 5:54pm On Jan 29, 2023
MideMrPossible:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZzdBrpk4Bc

After the second consecutive attack on our farm and I finally decided to find time to make an official report at the police station, a piece of advice the DPO gave after being briefed about our case keep ringing on my head, his words were "Mr. Oludipe, I've read your statement and I can feel how much labour you've poured into your project and the least expected is the current happening but you have to ensure that you don't take laws into your hand once the perpetrators are caught because it's dangerous to you and your project" which I replied with, Sir, it will only take the Grace of God for me not to take laws into my hand especially if the person is caught red handed then he smiled and truly, it took the Grace of God for me not to respond after the recent biological attack on our farm.

For those who has not been following, here is the link to the initial attacks https://www.nairaland.com/7411904/could-reason-why-farm-poisoned and the series of recent attacks started probably on the 25th of December 2022 and it was a planned attack. They made sure I had left the ranch for Christmas, their village is just by the main and only road and they knew my car and could also confirm if I am on the farm since I'm the only one that currently works here aside the fact that they are our neighbors next to us and could really get close and even sneak in closer to observe our far from a few distance without being noticed, that was the ploy used when our farm was first poisoned and our only crime is our animal graze on their farm.

initially I believed they are going to be asset and thought good things about them as I even plan for the farm, with solar powered irrigation, I've imagined how our irrigation system will power our farm and their for them to remain in business especially since they are pepper farmers and earns every 5 days but only during the rainy season while they're mostly jobless in dry season. But the truth is after I got closer to them, I see how massive their envy and jealous is. They are 3 in number, one Yoruba who happens to be their leader and two cotonue boys, their leader was born in 1985 (inscription from his stomach) while the two boys should be from mid 90s. They specialises in killing, kidnapping and murdering animals that grazes on their farmland but the community is getting wider and livestock are having access to farmland that are closer and while some close lands are being used to plant cocoa which income comes like twice in year, they are perennial farmers, plant corn, pepper and some tubers. Pepper for instance can be picked and sold every 5 days for 6months - 7months and that's having more than enough money to run a family, do village big boy and smoke some Igbo steadily.

So I approached them, apologize for the encroachment of their land, requested for what to pay which they turns dow, told them about our current difficulties, begged them to be patience as we solve those difficulties and promised to settle them better as we've started settling every farmers from the proceed of logs of wood that we have. at that time, we have over 5 acres of land under a very thick forest with over an half a million naira estimate in terms of the firewood. There are 3 farmers in close proximity and settling everyone of them with good amount from the log proceed is never a problem.

So fast forward to the recent attack, I left the farm on the 24th December 2022 at around 9:15pm, reason is to ensure that my car is not seen because I envisage the attack after our animals graze again on their farm. We are in the height of dry season and we don't have a fodder yet while we can't also keep them on dried cassava peels. The shee all that had already pregnant and had never graze outside our farm are left to graze everyday while the goats graze once in every 3 days just to help their rumen remain in good ph. But to goats, plants like cassava leaves smells like the way jollof rice would smell to human. After they finished the cassava leaves on our farmland I reduced their grazing to once a week and it's always monitored, I go out with them and ensure they don't leave my sight but they are not satisfied, I never knew they've pulled a prison break on me until after the 3 day so they've grazed 2 full day outside the guided perimeter without knowing until my attention was called that they are grazing outside and i have to look closer at their house and blocked the exit. I went to see our neighbors on the 23rd December 2022, begged them, asked for what we should pay which the insisted nothing and reiterate on the logs we intend to settle everyone but forgiveness is not in their book which made me understand that there is more to their action beyond the plant that was grazed on.

None of the animals were sick before I left but by the time I came back on the evening of 26th December 2022 after spending nights consecutively with my family for the first time since August 26th that we've been here, I resumed to sick animals, a pregnant nursing mother sheep and a weaned young ram. They are just unable to walk and I thought it was because they haven't grazed since straight 48hrs because I left a strict warning never to let loose the animals while I left enough food both cassava peels and formulated feed.

And by the morning of 27th, they are dead. Both! But we are still in the mood of celebration, I palm it, processed both, the matured was roasted and the baby for our dogs. Not until the death toll reaches 4 with the same style of death starting from disoriented walk to loss of appetite, inability to walk then bloat and death. I sat to tackle the initial sickness that resembles listeriosis (lack of calcium), called our feed supplier and told me it's not from the feed, he had the courage to say so after the death toll reaches 4 and I believed because he's a professional and I've also gave them calcium gluconate injection, then the next that came to my mind is why would a bloat not go? I've rescued more than 4 animals since we came and by the following day they are ok so why would a bloat automatically leads to death? So I thought of post mortem.

All these animals are healthy before I left, we are in the dry season and there are hardly bloat causing plant so something else is affecting the rumen so I went to check where I emptied the rumen of the recent animal and viola I saw the foreign object that blocks the rumen and put more weight on their lover body that then causes the disoriented walking before finally bloating which is the last stage before death. A circle that leads to death no matter what I do to save them.

I knew it was an attack and since it's the only sheep that are the victim because they are allowed to graze outside, I thought about checking their grazing route and by the time the death toll reaches 7 with the same death pattern and even after they are no longer allowed. to graze outside I knew the it's their house and viola I saw 2 of the bait. A twine cut into pieces and knotted them soaked. Twine are fibres, ruminants likes fibers and the oil makes it more palatable in their mouth till the swallow and get stuck in their stomach.

Now our flock has reduced, to just 3 animals, a mother, a child and a father (ram). I was calling places to keep them just to save them but no one is available then I said to myself tonight, I'll be watching over them disrespect of how tired I would be, but my spirit says no I shouldn't because it's not as if I don't know the perpetrators but the thought sounds foolish and I discarded it, I brace up myself but the thought still coming back and I keep discarding it so I went to bed earlier, set my alarm and started thinking about best place to stay till it's 3am when cock crow then I stood up and was led to a portion at the back of the goat house close to the boundary river, as I laid carefully, that thought came again and said "you're making a mistake, this is not your battle and if you fight it you will loose", I asked why and the spirit said the perpetrator would never have expected me to be around least alone have cutlass with me and by the time I caught him i wont be able to curtail my anger and a single strike is all it takes rubbish all my efforts, labor and dreams about the project and also probably be behind bars then the DPO will remind me of his fatherly words we had in his office. It was the Grace I asked for that was speaking to me since the moment I conceived the thought to catch the perpetrator.

At about 4:15am, January 11 Wednesday 2023 after being in trance for almost 40 minute, the person came, saw our dogs by the river, chased them as they came to our land, never knew they followed me and he also crossed to our land, heads straight to the back of the goat house and within few seconds, he's back to the river, wet his pepper and left.

Now when he crossed and heads to the goat house, the spirit that was talking to me was silent, I had an option of turning on the light and I wanted to but my heart raced into other few actions that would have followed after switching on the lamp, I'll have stood up, held the machete and swing from his neck downward to his chest and that would have been the end. I saw it but Grace withered my whole body from acting. When he went back to the river to water the pepper that same spirit asked again " is this who you wanted to be fighting?, is this who you would have risk aborting the project for?" I said no, he is not worth it, nothing is worth it.

I stood up minutes after he left, heads to the goat house but sadly the last mother sheep has eaten the knotted twine he three bringing the total victim of the biological attack on our farm to 9 pregnant sheep and a ram.

At the moment, we have completed our irrigation casting and covered the are with chainlink net. Here is the video of our irrigation system
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bo3Mhc6WI8
You for use 2 by 2 for him head...
Christianity Etc › Re: Chris Tucker Turned Down $10 Million To Stay True To His Faith by Dshocker(m): 5:38pm On Jan 29, 2023
I am not talking about ordinary citizens, i mean the so called men of God in Nigeria.

No Nigerian man of God will ever turn down the offer.

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