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Family › Re: Wife Caught Husband With Sidechick In Towel Trying To Escape Through The Balcony by Dshocker(m): 5:28pm On Jan 29, 2023
Content creators are out of ideas, they go about creating fake scenes, just to trend.

How can a wife be out side, and the husband couldn't lock the door for her to wear her clothes properly.

The other day, we saw an arranged video of a guy stuck on a married woman's private part.
Crime › Re: Brother And Sister Banished From Imo Community For Allegedly Committing Incest by Dshocker(m): 5:23pm On Jan 29, 2023
igbotormentor:
The boy and girl should get a good lawyer and sue the ignorantly shackled, backward, primitive community, what nonsense, what they trampled upon their human right.
Did you finish primary 1?
Family › Re: How Were You Able To Raise Money And Finance Your Wedding ? by Dshocker(m): 2:58pm On Jan 29, 2023
Romanoff:
We cut our coat according to our fabric.

We didn't sell asoebi to raise funds, we didn't task family members or friends, we didn't beg or borrow.

We did a small traditional marriage and went to the court to seal it.

Everything no pass 800k.

The monetary gifts we got, we used to buy luxuries needed in our house.

Best decision of our lives.
Lol....

The 800k you mentioned dey sound like N800m for him ear.

Baba no get coins, but him want do wedding, wahala wahala wahala.
Romance › Re: What Happened To The Relationship You Were Building? by Dshocker(m): 1:53pm On Jan 29, 2023
Stephen2324:
What happened to the relationship you were building?
You be civil engineer, wetin you dey build?
Politics › Re: Nassarawa Governor, Abdullahi Sule Praying Over The Corpse Of His Son by Dshocker(m): 9:29am On Jan 29, 2023
R.I.P to the dead.

But this is the same pain we the citizens feel towards our politicians.
Christianity Etc › Re: Your Experience The First Time You Preached The Gospel by Dshocker(m): 9:24am On Jan 29, 2023
Miyah1:
Happy Sunday Nairalanders, how did you feel the first time you preach the gospel. As for me I finally did it yesterday in a bus on my way to ibadan

It was very short and i was super nervous but, God did it through me, thank you jesus


OAM4J
Mynd44
Which one be God did it, na God send you message?

It is illegal in Europe when you preach in public place, disturbing and causing sound pollution.
Politics › Re: Tinubu: Buhari Tackling Problems Others Ran From by Dshocker(m): 8:23am On Jan 29, 2023
Damage control grin

After you have openly criticized Buhari that they are against you winning.
Celebrities › Re: Stop Stealing My Songs, Blackface Warns Artistes by Dshocker(m): 8:20am On Jan 29, 2023
Cry me a river
Romance › Re: 71-Year-Old Kenyan Man Dies During Sex With A 22-Year-Old Lover by Dshocker(m): 12:04am On Jan 29, 2023
Jennyclay:
Dating an elderly man is good, Infact they are most romantic set of men living on earth but it is so sad that this is one of the major disadvantages of dating them sad

Someone should not come die in my hand.. Biko!
For you to know that they are romantic shows you are dating a married man.
Romance › Re: Why Unmarried Ladies Must Have A Child Before 30 - Relationship Expert (pic/vid) by Dshocker(m): 5:23pm On Jan 28, 2023
Samantha123:
No, I'm not coming to Nigeria.. I can get those things recommended from here.
Samantha, whats your instagram handle?
Politics › Re: Osun Election Tribunal Admitted That Ademola Adeleke Forged His Certificate by Dshocker(m): 5:18pm On Jan 28, 2023
All these happened because Davido refused to collabo with Portable Omolalomi.

Imole about to sink lipsrsealed

Business › Re: New Naira: Banks Beef Up Security Against Customers’ Attacks by Dshocker(m): 4:12pm On Jan 28, 2023
Wahala wahala wahala.....

We stress too much, just to get it, like Omotola Jalade Ekeinde said.
Romance › Re: Why Unmarried Ladies Must Have A Child Before 30 - Relationship Expert (pic/vid) by Dshocker(m): 4:11pm On Jan 28, 2023
Samantha123:
No, I'm not coming to Nigeria.. I can get those things recommended from here.
Samantha Samantha!

Just an invite though.

Hope you would host me when i come to South.
Romance › Re: Why Unmarried Ladies Must Have A Child Before 30 - Relationship Expert (pic/vid) by Dshocker(m): 4:01pm On Jan 28, 2023
Samantha123:
Coming to do whathuh
Vacation/in search of twins 🥵
Politics › Re: LASU, UNILAG, LAUTECH, LASUED & LASUSTECH Students Endorse Tinubu, Sanwo-Olu by Dshocker(m): 2:32pm On Jan 28, 2023
An institution doesn't vote
Romance › Re: Why Unmarried Ladies Must Have A Child Before 30 - Relationship Expert (pic/vid) by Dshocker(m): 2:31pm On Jan 28, 2023
Samantha123:
Like I said, I'm not a charity case.. if I want to travel, I'll pay for my flight, food, and accommodation.
Ok ok ok..

So, are you coming?
Romance › Re: Why Unmarried Ladies Must Have A Child Before 30 - Relationship Expert (pic/vid) by Dshocker(m): 12:30pm On Jan 28, 2023
Samantha123:
No, I've never been to Nigeria and I won't be coming there for free food and accommodation like I'm a charity case.. undecided undecided undecided
Ok.... But no need worrying about it, its an invitation to an expense all paid trip.
Romance › Re: Why Unmarried Ladies Must Have A Child Before 30 - Relationship Expert (pic/vid) by Dshocker(m): 10:40am On Jan 28, 2023
Samantha123:
Already I have my own apartment and I can afford any food that I want, so I don't need any free food and accommodation.. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Here in Nigeria, you've been to Nigeria?
Food › Re: A Big Type Of Fish Seen At A Fish Market (Pictures, Video) by Dshocker(m): 10:18am On Jan 28, 2023
mytime24:
Endtime fish
But if dem run am pepper soup, you go lick plate join, is that not amazing grin
Romance › Re: Why Unmarried Ladies Must Have A Child Before 30 - Relationship Expert (pic/vid) by Dshocker(m): 10:14am On Jan 28, 2023
Samantha123:
Sperms only determines the sex of the baby or babies.

You guys are the ones who carry the gender of the baby or babies in your sperms... Nothing more.
Samantha there will be free accommodation and free food, just come to Nigeria.

Even if it is for a month.
Romance › Re: Why Unmarried Ladies Must Have A Child Before 30 - Relationship Expert (pic/vid) by Dshocker(m): 8:13am On Jan 28, 2023
Samantha123:
Come on, you think that I don't know that it's a woman's reproductive system that determines the number of babies to be conceivedhuh
The contribution comes from both, the type of yam and other food they eat in Osun State and the sperm of a Nigerian.

Unless you don't want the twins
Romance › Re: Regé-jean Page Is The Most Handsome Man In The World, According To Scientists by Dshocker(m): 7:38am On Jan 28, 2023
Chee59:
I almost licked my screen when I saw him on "the grey man".
But not the MOST handsome.
Come, this is 2023 ooO!

You have to stop masturbation, get yourself a man, ha.
Romance › Re: Why Unmarried Ladies Must Have A Child Before 30 - Relationship Expert (pic/vid) by Dshocker(m): 5:08am On Jan 28, 2023
Samantha123:
Some of us are still way too selfish to bring crying babies into this world... grin grin grin

I've heard that Yoruba women have high chances of conceiving twins because of the kinds of food that they eat, can you guys tell me the secret ingredient so that when I'm ready I'll prepare it in my food and probably give birth to twins and then have my tubes tied after that?
You have to relocate to Nigeria first & the sex must be from a Nigerian.
Fashion › Re: Dokubo Gloria Azibator Wins Miss Nollywood Beauty Pageant (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 5:01am On Jan 28, 2023
Nigeria is the most useless country in the world, where anything can go.

Nothing is been regulated, everything can fly in Nigeria.

Just take a look at this rubbish pageantry, where on a normal day, both the organizers and the participants should have been arrested.

In reality, they will give her 100k not N1m
Business › Re: Banks Blame CBN For Scarcity Of Naira Notes by Dshocker(m): 7:52pm On Jan 27, 2023
The central bank has made it available for commercial banks, but they seem to be issuing it to politicians mostly.
Travel › Re: Many Passengers Stranded As Abuja-kaduna Train Derails Inside Bush (pic) by Dshocker(m): 7:51pm On Jan 27, 2023
This what happens when you buy a used train not worthy in a 21 century country.....
Agriculture › Re: Amazing Output From My Yam-in-sack Farming (pictures) by Dshocker(m): 11:56am On Jan 27, 2023
ytdivine:
God bless the individual that unveiled the idea of yam-in-sack farming. I put up my first trial, the result is amazing. If you're among the people that post account number here, begging for money, gather here, I have low cost business idea for you. If you're NYSC member looking for how to boost savings during the service year, please come onboard. If you're still searching for job and none on sight, your attention is needed here. For those looking for side business, I have one for you. If you're praying and believing God for financial breakthrough but have nothing doing, enter here, I have something to show you.

Yam-in-sack farming is untapped hidden Gold for Nigerians. This has the potency of turning Nigeria economy around. The market can never be saturated. What about exporting this product? the demand is very high.
Am going to be posting pictures
So how much did you sell one of them?
Career › Re: ICPC Declares Seun Samuel Ojukannaiye Wanted For Receiving Double Salaries by Dshocker(m): 10:22am On Jan 27, 2023
Funny enough, some states in Nigeria are still paying N18,000 as minimum wage.
Romance › Re: Why I Really HATE Igbo Girls by Dshocker(m): 10:20am On Jan 27, 2023
JackDaAlienz:
Brooooo, I'm so fucking done with Igbo girls, I'm Igbo but to be honest Igbo girls are very decieving like snakes.
I'm tired of playing stupid childish manipulative games.
I spent some years in eastern Europe, over there it was very easy for me to date white girls.
If white girl love you, she will make things easy. I enjoyed girls over there

Since I came back to Nigeria I stay down in the east.
My experience with igbo girls have been a total mindfuck.
She will like you but play very hard to get, she will give greenlight when you approach her she begin to snob or act unitrested. Like wtf??
That brings me to what really pain me is the Sex.
Igbo girls see sex as money transactions
The white girls give you sex freely if they love you.
Igbo girl will love you and still use sex as bargaining tool for money or gifts.
Igbo girls motto is "No money No Sex"
From your write up, it seems you were deported and here you are looking for free sex.

Guy go hustle, if you don't have money, stay away from girls, because irrespective of tribe in Nigeria, you must spend, stop deceiving yourself.

If you don't like igbo girls, stay clear off them and go for those that will give it to you freely.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Woman Dies One Month After Her Wedding (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 8:56am On Jan 27, 2023
[quote author= post=120409919]https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2023/1/nigerian-woman-dies-one-month-after-her-wedding.html[/quote]you sure say no be una kill this woman, so una go see news publish?
Politics › Re: Obasanjo: Political Campaigns In Nigeria Has Been Overtaken By Insults by Dshocker(m): 6:47am On Jan 27, 2023
Exactly my point.

Too many skeleton in their cupboards, exposing themselves at the expense of the people.

The evil party APC and PDP are guilty of this.

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