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namdo:
nawaaa. ok browse without your laptop on desk or on your lap which one do you prefer , oya make una yan that one too. Una get time to waste. emmmm y i com here sef?

If you weren't seeking undue attention you'll walk past this if it really didn't make sense to you. friggin sog.

meandyou00:
contact jehovahs witnesses. they can really help u on this. by the way. am one of em

Just ask any witness u meet for the "What does the Bible really teach book".

Meandyou what are you doing online? you should be out on Magazine Drive.


Mehn but this is soooo not "Computer Section" related. What's it doing here?

A NETbook is different from, and will never replace a NOTEbook in the next gazillion years.

What do you use a computer for? Surf the net and send IMs and PMs? A netbook it is.

What do you use a computer for? What a computer should be used for? A notebook it is.

hmmm, just realised i use both.
my sub conscious mind chooses which to use depending on the task.
Some tasks i can remember

scroll : touchpad
scroll with precision: mouse
clicks in the middle of typing : touchpad
drag n drop/resize : mouse
graphics : mouse
opening a link in a new tab : scroll wheel click on mouse
all other things: the keyboard (ctrl/alt/shift + something)

So the touchpad has its weaknesses as well as its strengths.
Ever tried to minimize pornzz with the touchpad, when the boss bolts into your cubicle? Hmmm good me, i can only imagine.

Heh win98 days just hit alt+ctrl+del twice and u're clean! The boss will meet a rebooting system 

The laptop touchpad is complete frustration anyday, anytime. Even if you increase the speed of the touchpad.

Whats worse is those touchpads that u have to make repeated swipes to get from one diagonal end of the screen to another.



OYB how far that mouse. Gimmmmmme!!!!

i dunno really.

the bot's ways aint the same with ways of humans.

Sorry.
I dey see dem sha. I used 500 cards to recharge. i'll try the 2500 own next.

almighty formular
x= starcomms  izap day plan + mtn 3G nite plan
x = 7000 + 2500
x = 9500

this is better than paying 10k to mtn for 3gig or 15k to starcomms for izap.
my dear fbeetee brotaz and sistaz, with all the money we have made from the effbeetee business, we should be able to pay 9500 per month for the next 40 years

So long, 443. Till we meet again

P.S:This formular is patented by Sawyerr Ken and any change of subject of formulae is highly prohibited
©1932 Sawyerr Ken

Someone has taken one too many bottles of Star

Put all your files into the "public_html" or "www" folder. From your screenshots, your files are on the same parent level with the "www" or "public_html" folder. That's wrong. They have to be inside the "www" or "public_html" folder.

No sentiments, being a Nigerian in cyber space sucks major donkey balls.

You dont want to know what i've gone through (cuz of my nationality) from guys like SoftLayer in order to get a Dedi server.

Seton, you can also try netfirms.com or namecheap.com, their verification process is simple.

Oh well i had to search for web guru's post, then i saw a link to the thread.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-356662.0.html

Just dunno what page this is on and i am not bumping it

[quote author=petres_007 link=topic=390850.msg5431555#msg5431555 date=1265105898]And where can I download it from?[/quote]DynamicDrive.com

Talking about SoftLayer
http://www.webhostingtalk.com/showthread.php?t=922452&highlight=softlayer

They are very serious pipz
Getting a Dedi or a Cloud from them shortly. They quite expensive though.

Ok then so this company is erm. . . screwed somehow

Well, get a good lawyer. Can't remember the name of that lawyer Netscape hired years ago to face Microsoft but he sure made that Bill kid sweat some major balls. Hire him!

This is the disadvantage of all these corporate bodies entering 9ja, dem just dey put sand for garri. Google is coming this month, all ye who arth using google to searcheth p0.r,n

topsy14:
@afam
the problem with the current host is that, they do not provide up too 7TB, the ones that do provide up to that are charging  exorbitant sums of amount.

The need for 7TB from any host company is in the first place exorbitant so don't get scared by their prices. WYWIWYG (what you want is what you get).

I have dedicated servers with a datacenter who gives unlimited bandwidth. It is however said in their terms that your connection will be capped to 10mbit from 100mbit if you exceed 3TB per month. Each server lease costs about 70 pounds per month (software licenses and tax excluded).

Buy new hard drives for ALL the machines and install linux on them.

Put N/A (not applicable) in all the fields of that form and DHL it to them.
Tell them you wont have the time to schedule a meeting with a company who's software you do not use.
Tell them if they insist on coming, they should book an available date with your Personal Assistant.

When they come, brandish your linux boxes for them. You could make cute poster of Penguins with their tongues out .

When they duck their heads and leave, put back your old hard drives and continue ya work.

Then, call me for my bank account details for i do not offer free technical support of this magnitude.

Quoting you
"please note, i said take a look."

No offense but that, to me is like saying "go in there and don't touch nothing, don't do nothing, dont even breathe the air in there, just see it and keep whatever you think about it to yourself, i don't care".

Strictly IMHO

Yea, i've been wondering what editors were used in all these sci fi movies. You know, the whole thingy just in black background and white text and looking wicked. hehe.

I think the look n feel of your editor affects the way your work with it.

I don't work with flash. I'm just going to say this based on my knowledge with Fireworks. To get a transparent background in Fireworks, you need to set you "Canvas" background image to "Transparent".

You will also have to save your work as .PNG for the transparency property to be retained.

You welcome bro but i'm kinda lost. How did i save you lotsa water?