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mechummy: ina kwana

i bia kwana?

^^^JAMB acting as a regulatoty body will take care of such flaws and inconsistencies arising due to greed, corruption and whatever conceivable problem there might be. but thats only if all these even happens in the first place.

deciding to write for all the schools in the country is no other person's problem but the student and his family. If u want to buy bournvita, milo, ovaltin and all the choco drinks in the market, government or some philantrophic body will not pay for some nah. youur choice, your burden.

sultaan: He should even be messing with that engine is the first place.

The chain will last a long time almost the life of the engine unless it meets a naija mechanic .

I think he was looking for the alignment notches on the sprocket and engine

There was need to remove the timing chain while opening up the engine

[quote author=Siena][/quote]i seem to get what you are driving and also to know that what i seek could best be shown than told.
he had to open up the engine and change the crankshaft. for some reason i dont know, the metals always ended up ground. what do u have to say bout that?

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]buy a flight ticket for me to go see my boyfriend and I will teach u [/quote]oh common!
to go see ur bf?
una no de sorry for the op?
nothing wrong with going to see ur bf oh but atleast say its ur mum but surely ur getting that cash. just post ur account details and see...

chiboy, in all fairness to you, there is a big question that u need to ask yourself. ask urself 'what do i want?'
as simple as it may sound that question may be difficult to answer cos in answering that question you may find urself equating what you want to what people's opinion have forced you to conform to.

I cannot teach or help you to become a bad guy cos what you really need to be right now is urself and the only person that can teach u that, is urself. so go and ask yourself, my friend 'what do i want?'

Chukskalidon: A na-akolusi

ur crasy, dude.

Chukskalidon: dude u dey chop for nose? Poo u got there, I av a way of dealing with ladies. Who b d maga and d mugu. As u dey give am, she dey go submit give one bobo wey dey wipe am front and back 4 backyard.
Nwanne nothing goes 4 ntin. Ikolu ur own, okolu her own. Sex is nt even worth anything, 500NGN is much bigger than sex. U shuldn't pay at all 4 sex, no b una too dey enjoi am? If u don satisfy am finish, u go stil giv am moni join. Guy, u b real m.u.g.u hope say u're not Igbo [/b]

gbam!!!
onye kolu, ibe ya akolu. ana akolukota
ROTFLMFAO
#ife nkolu

ayobase: The car is gonna end up as a specimen!

U better have a change of mind!

am not sure u get the gist.
read again pls

ask them to issue you receipt for each payment/deposit you make.

odumchi,how far for this market sef?
meanwhile happy ihe nine agbara agba and nke aka ga agbagba.

...so am at the mechanic workshop this morning while he was trying to set the timing chain of this corolla. He seemed to be gazing into outter space cos try as i did, i could not find what he was looking at, what was guiding him or decipher what he was getting at. After trying to understand him to no avail i asked him when he was done. The guy just scoffed and told me that even his apprentice would wait years on end to learn what i was asking him. so i would either pay heavily or try not to ask.

i would love to know from anybody that can set a timing chain...what the heck happens there?

[quote author=Mynd_44]Where is my easter chicken?[/quote]erm...er...no be chicken i use oh

check out that fathers speech guys

to me, it was a perfect delivery

http://m.godtube.com/watch/?v=092JJFNU

tnktosin: kk.. what's the opposite of pepper i know its a dumb question

i really dont wanna say tomatoes

tnktosin: Cos you sound Chadian.
Btw, i need help. Is darkness the opposite of light or the absence of light?

both, i guess

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]In the song Implication, the verse ' as I kolombi your sister'...
'kolombi' means 'phuck'.[/quote]kolobi is a originally a warri pidgin English fight word for a dead lock. (you have somebody behind you with the persons head sticking out to the front of you from under your arm.the neck is positioned just at the inside of ur elbow which is used to control the lock).

the use spread on to mean taking things
taking things by force
am sure this was the context in which tuface used it.
but even at that, what is wrong with that song?
are u sure u listened to the song at all?
or u just head 'as i kolobi ur sister' then u ran away screaming 'foul'?

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]I don't agree with this. Their music is adultrated. Check out Impilication & Enter the place by 2Face & Sound Sultan.[/quote]...and what could be wrong with those two?
pray tell

initially i used to write my name and insert, then the sharp guys started removing it.
engrave and the sharp guys will swarp the ink...
at a point, i could not understand why it was right for some one to steal my pen but wrong for me to find a replacement...the rest is history but from then on i always had a pen no matter what.

Idowuogbo: u don jazzy! yep! red bottoms! na y dem raise leg na! no b naija celeb again? dem mustu to show off.

How else would you have known?
abeg it have doo oh, it have doo

dint know they were this close
two people i love independently for their classic and unadultrated rhymes and rhythm.

the picture quality is poor sha
...see how them de guide the picture make e for no loss

Idowuogbo: Wots dat?

with all this ur naija gra gra when u de form, u no know ten ten?
*its a girls game where they clap their hand and throw their legs, counting numbers like like some spirit is holding them hostage, some even go to the extent of shaking their head vigourously like they were in a feat'
Am sure some lady can come tell us what happens in that game*