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channel 190: joor o!
Good try, I was becoming too weak to defend this course o.
Where are the ladies ooooo.

...and you, i expected you to up your game instead of crying to the ladies abi na them send you come open the thread?

Vanneni: Lol Whether Dubem admits it or not, we ladies are very important in this world.

Dubem admits it quite alright but your knight has no solid plan as to how he should go about defending you.
Take for instance "behind every successful man, there is a woman".
Let me ask you, is it 'atunma Abagana' that is behind the thousand unsuccessful ones to each successful one?

in as much as i do not disagree with the fact that women are important and their roles cannot not be over emphasized, i honestly thought this was some kinda sarcasm. i was looking for the punchline till i finished and found none. Reason being that your reasons are no reasons and i can actually put up an argument that with the exemption of one or two points there, we are better off without the women folk.
if this were an exam and i were to mark this script, you're coming back next year.

NO OFFENCE

unfortunatly for them i think a greater part of this, is true.
they just won't admit it.
have niyiced how non has outrightly said it does not apply?
they are either keeping mute, walking past or viewing from afar.
me sef i siddon de look

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Its a place where we share our ATM PIN [/color]

ekpelima!!!

^^^how can u be this wicked?

ijebabe: Happy Birthday, Dubem!!
I'm sorry this is late, but I hope its not too late
Hope you had a good one. Wish you many more blessed years

thank you!!!

[quote author=D-Explorer]Dubem, are you refering to NL relationship or just topics you read here. I'm getting your post before the last, twisted.[/quote]relationships generally: business, romantic or other kind. Am saying if you had ur shyt offline settle it offline. the idea of coming on here with a trailer load of crap is repugnant at its best.

is this not the Uba of capital Oil and Gas?
it is with this that i will know what we as a people want for ourselves but i'll rather give in to Andy Uba who is a polished literate than Ifeanyi Uba who is a crooked and crude business man willing to do anything for money and just a semi literate at that. Money speaking should not be able to work this magic. Not even Gandalf should be able to help him

[quote author=tpia@]then get wisdom and street smarts.

many others were forced to get the same.[/quote]lol
e don tay wen i wise

you know, a lot of the times. When things happen to us, its not because we have never heard about those things or do not know ways to prevent them, i just think that the whatever line that connects whatever part of the brain where there are theories to that part that executes action must be a really long and busy lane. What you need from theory is either taking too long to come or held up by traffic on the busy lane. No matter how careful one is, there comes that stage where u begin to relax and make exceptions. A combination of all those exceptions will surprise you. i used to be eager to make friends on here just never really spent enough time here. At some point i kinda woke up to the fun peeps can get from tormenting you.

@ Les, peeps like you are even easiest to get at. you think you have it all figured out and are some kinda proffessor. My guy just slow down and take another look.

[quote author=gree-die]one tin i ve learnt from all these recent happenings is to always be on my guard. i ve never been d type dat hook up carelessly or write without a second thought but now, i ll " beef up security" der r so many mean fellows here..

i don't know d answers to ur questions but i sure as heaven wont bring my private affairs online bcz no be only fowl nyash wey wind go expose, my shokoto dey for danger too.[/quote]you don't even know what this means to peeps like me who are too trusting and lax with friends.

Idowuogbo: Explanations to wot?

lets assume we've been friends a long time offline and online too the something goes wrong and i come online dragging behind me a long thread of stupid, lax and unguarded supposedly friendly convos we have had over the years, i want you to tell me how you would view that and how you would explain my actions.

forget the section jooor @ Id

the guarding no be small
but i really need somebody probabaly a psychologist to give me some rational explanation

how then do you explain the excerpts they produce as evidence?

Have you noticed the rate at which people bring their disagreements and relationship problems on here?
maybe its not a very recent development but since i just noticed it not too long ago, i felt so strongly about it that i decided to find out what people's take on it is.

I'll be talking from my point of view and am a little emotional so pardon me.
Have you ever experienced that moment when somebody gets a very sound slap and u think you actually felt the pain more than the receiver? or that moment when somebody makes a big grammatical blunder and you are just about to hide under the table when u discover that u weren't the one that made the blunder but some one who is probably unrelated to you in any way.
thats how i feel or even worse (much worse) each time i see these threads.
Imagine the comfort and security you feel when ur with your friends. Imagine those loose and unguarded text messages, e-mails, chats and words that you dish out with reckless abandon, brought here for all to see. you may say its an online forum but to a large extent its still a personality owned by you.
I can imagine one of the very few friends i have here spewing our chat thread on NL that thought makes me shiver.

so i ask you:
why do people have this obsessive compulsion of wanting to bring to light what is meant to be private?
why are people too lazy to pursue the solution to busineses or relationships gone bad bad offline?
would you bring such matters here, yourself? why?
there are a lot more questions but let me hear from you.

NB: Please pardon any typos.

pak: No need to fret.

There is probably nothing supernatural about your experience.

There is a term for what you've experienced and it was dealt with extensively at some point on NL.

Its actually a 'protective mechanism' in the body that ensures your physical body is not awake before your brain, Hence there are times when you feel mentally aware but can't just seem to respond physical. As though you're been bogged down by a force from the outside.

Just do a little research and you'll find out that its something that has occured to about 80% of people at least once in their lifetime

This is the first time am getting to hear about your perspective. Is there a name for it?
i would like to research more on it.
i feel myself conscious but unable to move nor talk. i can even hear noise if there is any. don't blame me oh but the closest i got to an explanation was 'na winch de press you'. More terrible is the fact that i experienced it for the first time after making a boast that 'winch no de fear?, dem no fit press me'. you don't wanna have that experience oh,guy.

ije,wetin do ur light nah?
abi u don sell give NEPA?
u no de shine again oh

Eze, wetin u wan hear?

i de hail oh

i can't believe i swallowed it all up at this time of the day when a hustler should be getting ready to hit the streets. but you made it more readable with out home use interjections. making it less and less a reason to fall asleep. i think it was a fine job you did with the piece...kudos.

abeg make una tell am say he try nah
wetin sef?
why una de demolish person career like this?

guy u try jooor!
them no sabi book na im make
just try harder next time.

Seun: Thanks! Yea, I was joking.

I truly feel that Nairaland members are responsible for this achievement, and I'm very grateful to them - to you!

i feel better with that
congrats

Seun: Nope, sorry, that was not me. I can't remember the last time I "exchanged banter" with any human people.

oh come on!
he didn't even mention any date
and why would u not be in touch with humans?
ibu onye mmuo?
nwoke'm uche gi di kwa ya oh!

Vogue50: Governor Adams reasons are very flimsy. He is not being compelled by the FG or the Good Governance Team to spend his State Resources Extravagantly.
The Tour has been a commendable exercise so far by Nigerians . All he needs do is to showcase his achievements to the entire nation through this medium. What's bad about that?

good work has a way of speaking for itself.
does his work remain bad till Labaran Maku and his cohorts proclaim it good?
A good majority of the Edo people are happy with what he has done and is doing so far and i doubt they need some corrupt government group with an angelic alias to come tell them what they know and can see first hand.
This is what i mean when i say we need re orientation because our values are grossly misplaced.

wonlasewonimi: How come seun is still skinny like agama lizard?

cos he decided early in life that gluttony is bad.

charlie, forget that thing.
you Nigerians are always making noise.
come to Ghana, we have lots of those frequently visited websites but we don't make any noise bout it...koffi, come tell them.