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channel 190: mistaken representations.

Just ovoko, dat is the name of my village in nnsukka, close to orba market

i know ovoko
a friend of mine is from there
would have told you his name but a good number of people answer Eze or Ugwu or some other names i cant remember right now.

channel 190: my billage?
Tah, na bush e be nau, that why it not a city.

But, the romantic am referring to is not in the beauty or tendency for tourism but in the name pronunciation. O v o K o.

do you know that ovoko can be used as an exclamation as well as an onomatopoeic expression?
ngwa onye ovoko use it as one of the expressions above and let me here you talk about romantic one more time.

ItsModella: insulting some biatch's family members..

Lol...ignoring some of the dumb speeches here could be quite hard but not impossible...learn how to 'gba ndi ara nkiti' it helps.

Idowuogbo: Ruzzle,Mario, sudoku, temple run, call of duty...

you forgot to mention 'ten ten'

manny4life: Ovoko?
Odi egwu... For your ear na it sound romantic

Romantically inside inside the bush as if u de go Kogi from backyard (na play i dey oh)

ItsModella: My two accounts were banned from the politics section and I want to comment so bad

what crime did u commit?

Krinel: Pounding fufu. Isu akpu;(

that's an art.
few wanna learn it.
but if u do,
u'll love it

Duncandgr8: .mudering chicken and removin d feathers.mehn dat tin caaaaaan smeeeeeeel.daaaamn!.

try same for a porcupine and u'll realise that what you smell from a chicken is a wonderful fragrance...make you don't bloody ur hands picking spikes.

pDude: Chai! Im sure you didn't school in a naija university. Haven't you heard if the "floatation" technique?

floatation works when ur sure there aint stones in the beans oh. unless u get iron teeth

[quote author=sagytarius™]Mine is washing bitter leaves.[/quote]was thinking of what i hated till i saw you comment.
infact my hatred for washing bitterleaf is so much that i detest the sight of un washed bitterleaf.

Ogunsam: as a woman for God sake i dnt espect 2 av a worst cooking chore @ home, so far am d woman in d house & i dnt espect my husband 2 do dat 4 me except hes willing 2 help.

it always happens that you like somethings more than the others. YES! na u go do everything but if you can help it which would u rather not do?

Bryancrox: When i want 2 collect meat from pot and immediately d pot cover fall@ of my hands *VERY ANNOYING* & makinq EBA

biko, what part of making eba annoys you?

booqee: Mine is making semo. I hate picking beans too.

try adding a little vegetable oil in the water before adding your semo. it makes ur pot easier to was but for the turning part, i doubt there is a short cut to that.

aadetoyin: Pickin beans is sooooooooo annoying. Am not a fan of ewedu so am free of that.
I hate washing plates n bowls after major cookin spree ( I mean when u just get back from the market and u cook and there's so much plates n bowls in the sink.
Yeepa! Annoying

never let them linger
cook and wash at the same time.
once ur through with a bowl, u wash it.
it gives you more space to work with
and it makes the whole place look good

tried learning to play the guiter and the violin on two different occasions but time mostly spoilt it for me plus i have thick fingers and the strings seem to be just too close. i used to be in the choir and am crasy about music, you'll not understand...i want to start learning to pluck the strings once more. just hope i get through with it this time.
All in all the native drum is just about the only instrument i can manage on my own.

MacDaddy01: carrying me to meet someone to tell me a story about shrinking manhood is not empiricism.
mtchew

i already told you.
so if am directing you elsewhere,
its practicals

why are u so quick to curse.
science borders on empiricism
i just offered you the key
and all i see is you scampering away while cursing.
smh

Capnd143: i guess you could use and iphone app to track my location! Am a typical eyen akwa ibom, amana isong ayu akwa ibom! Am not saying i would join person muslims! Bt if the need arises the FG WOULD HAVE TO declare war on the ibgo, thus i am a loyal citizen of this nation, as a soldier who is supposed to follow others, i would fight to the death to counter any treat of civil war, even if it means sacrificing my life 4 the national interest, nigeria cant afford to fight a civil war, and any group emphasizing the need for one should be treated as an enemy of the state, terrorist, and a group whose idealogies is inimical to national growth and development!

Its good to love your job to the extent that u profess.
what do you and your people perceive the acts of boko haram as?
is it only by word of mouth (which counts for the least) that one can seek to divide the nation?
what strategies have you put in place?
how has it helped?
you do realise that whatever you say, its results that lends credence to your efforts and that until we see results u guys are just playing, don't you?
Because u appear to me like that man who rather than face his opponent in the ring, is looking to the crowd and shouting 'na who curse my fada?'

MacDaddy01: lolz.....
Fear has become the language of the average nigerian

am a very practical person
if you are within the country,
i could introduce you to people that can educate u further.
no need for plenty talk.

i cant say for sure. But i've in a place where someone's penis was said to have been snatched. i couldn't get close cos i didn't like the crowd. they gave chase and i think the guy was caught. thats the much i know.but if ur conversant with black magic and what it can do, my brother, you won't doubt it.

The way christians defend their stupidity, greed and wickedness with the phrase 'God said' is enough for an atheist to be proud to remain where he is. We paint this our God as stupidt, wicked and not in his right minds. We seize every oppurtunity to pitch him against his very own words.SMH @ all the christians.

Funny!
i called my dad this morning and he was like 'nwoke, nya na aka na anu onu gi?' 'Man, so ur voice is still being heard?' the last i spoke to him was sometine in january. It used to be really bad and he used to be forced to do the calling when it got too long. I got better though. This lenght was just an exception. But what will we talk about if i have to call him so often? i let the gist accumulate and when i call, we talk for a really long time. unless something is on and we have to talk steadily till its been taken care of...dahz all

At first thought, my mind says ' na the same people' but at second thought am like he may just genuinely want to help if for nothing, then to save the face of Islam whom these **** are relentlessly bashing against any hard surface they find. But if you ask me the security bodies should be aware of every wasallam alaikum that's said in that meeting, every yawn, every sneeze, they should know the farmer that planted every food stuff that will be used to prepare anything that will be eaten there, the retailer who sold it and the cook who prepared it.

muktar mtt: because dey d real truth boko boys r terro group not islamic group dey killing evryone Hausas, yuruba, igbo no one is save but anytime dey here boomblast even is only one igbo man out of 20 nd d rest r oder tribe u go see dis stupid ppl runing dere mouth lyk a shit making look lyk is only igbo man dere r killing I dnt waz wromg wit dis ppl dey tink dey r better dan odas soul dat haven killd or wat abeg do ur self a favor nd shut d hell outt

you do realise that the fact that u dont care if your peeps die or not does not automatically mandate me to as complacent. Neither does it mandate me to cry out for your people when am doing same for mine. We are too different nations and while u seemingly attach little or no concern to your dead nor the cause of their death. We love ourselvea and threat to one life is a threat to all lives. hence we cry out. i really dont care if ur people kill themselves (na family matter) but while they are at it, they should avoid us like the plague. In essence, what am saying is, you got no point.

igbo bu igbo
anywhere u like, come from.
ofu igbo anwa k'anyi bu

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Its our pastor that said we should watch and pray o. I've finished praying, now I'm watching.[/color]

clown

manny4life: Lol, I'm Yoruba, oya come an beat me

just saw you at the massob bomb blast thread.
i would never ever have thought u were a brother.
i used to think that u were an...

Uwazurike and his cohorts should just shut up and go find some cozy chair to rest their weary backs. Enough with the war threats already. Everyday we talk about the inhumane treatment and how we'll call down fire and sulphur from heaven and on each occassion something more daring happens then u come out again and read the same script. Una no de tire to make mouth? Since when did the Igbo man become a lazy loud mouthed foool who builds mansions and wins wars with just his mouth?

The bombing in the north is bad. we all know that and have said it a zillion times. The killing of innocent people (not just Igbos and christians) is bad and should be stopped. we all know that and have said it a thousand times. There have been calls for Igbos to come back home. Truth be told, its not as easy as it sounds to just get up and leave your source of livlihood and run into the unknown. but those who have not left have consciously or otherwise agreed to bear what ever consequence accrues to their decision.

I was in Kano about a month ago and i had decided within myself that something must kill a man even before i stepped foot there. If the government has decided to do nothing about this unrest does that mean that i as a person will do nothing to safeguard myself and my family? i call it suicide. Until a lasting solution is found to the nothern problem Uwazurike and co should do the Igbos a huge favour and tuck their tonges down their throat or better still get jet fighters and move them to the north, start throwing bombs or anything that does not involve talking. we already have enough of that to last us a life time.

[quote author=Bleble-swag]u re missing, snake is very swt, try it n u wil dare 4 more[/quote]its not about its sweet or not.
i detest the animal i real life
and i refuse to have anything to do with it living or dead
spiced or not
sweet or bitter.

manny4life: You still dey fear masquerade?

Thou shall not fear, for Manny na eti mmanwu so gi n'azu.

somebody tell me he is not Igbo please.