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dayokanu:
Remember, The field was wet, there is economic recession, The sun did not rise, prices of Garri have gone up, Dennis Bergkamp who should have scored retired, Steve Bould's decision to retire caused it, Steve Bould woulda been better in defence, Arsene Wenger did not take his bath yada yada yada

Chelski missed Ballack, Lampard, Drogba, Deco and others and went 4-0

abeg go siddon joo, wasn't Chelse beaten 3-1 by Wigan with all those guys playing? where yur own team dey for Bundesliga? we lost today but yu can't read too much into this result.

Bad day at the office, the team is better than this.Too many changes to the team at the same time ( 2 in attack, 1 in MF and 1 in defence), international break hangover (Arsene shld have followed his heart and rested Sagna and Gallas) and all those who laugh at Diaby can see now that he does bring something to the table. I must say however that Sunderland are stronger than I thought they were even though they didn't outplay us (actually, no one does that) probably deserved their win. I know Arsenal haters will try to make too much of this result but remember it was much worse for Chelsea getting beaten 3-1 by Wigan. The team will bounce back, it is yet another step in the learning process.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=354037.msg4966708#msg4966708 date=1258745354]Then i suggest you peruse this link. . . . https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-127201.0.html[/quote]Sharon, please stop living in the past or yu become a relic of history. That was then and now is now when we are breaking records left, right and center. Manure no dey win Premier League this year, I can bet anything on that right now. Losing CR7 has left yu with a bridge too far and the waning of 2 consistent performers of Scholes and Giggs stature isn't easy to overcome. I also don't see yu winning it next year until some of yur budding stars come of age again as did CR7 and Rooney.

ritchboy:
I just read the now infamous placenta treatment has healed 4 liverpool players(benayoun, johnson, aurelio & riera) a month ahead of schedule!!!
dont be surprised if RVP is fit for tomorows game!

UNBELIEVABLE, I just read it myself, RVP might actually be back in 2 weeks. This is a cure that should make T.B Joshua envious. Here are the quotes from Rafa.

[Quote]
Benitez said: "We knew of other players at Premier League clubs who have been to Belgrade for treatment with this lady, and we were made aware that it was very effective. [Manchester City's] Pablo Zabaleta told Riera about it.

"She has been working for seven years with top-class sportsmen, not just footballers. So she has the experience.

"We felt it was a good opportunity to send some of our players. We sent two, Benayoun and Riera and they came back and started training straight away. So we decided to send two more, Johnson and Aurelio, and the same thing has happened. They have been training and all four will be in the squad against City.

"Arsenal's Robin van Persie went earlier, but now there are several more top players who are going to have treatment in the same way. City have sent two, (Vincent) Kompany and Zabaleta beforehand, and they were playing within days.

"There have been no injections, it is a placenta cream applied with a (massage) machine that creates waves of pressure."

He added: "We sent our players, and Van Persie was there. Kompany and Zabaleta have also been there, and we have been made aware of the success of this treatment over several years.

"Many top players have been going there for seven years, it has been successful and I believe it is safe.

"It is good for specific injuries, doctors have explained the treatment and the components of the cream that is used. We are happy with it.[/quote]Both Riera and Benayoun were rulled out for 4 weeks, now they are back in less than 2. 

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=354037.msg4966502#msg4966502 date=1258743445]Lightning has struck the same spot 11 times in the EPL's 17 seasons.
I see no reason why it won't strike AGAIN.

Until Arsenal FC learn from past mistakes, Ferguson will always outfox Wenger.
United have been winning this league in the past 3 seasons in the same manner.

Go to the archives and read what pundits have said about United between August and December in the past 3 seasons. . . .[/quote]Okay o, I no dey argue but I remember those "Verbal aptitude" questions of primary school days and there is something termed "Often true but not always true"

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=354037.msg4957327#msg4957327 date=1258636147]GAYnners all over the world are near-sighted.

United are exactly in the same position they were last season after losing to Nasri's brace at the Emirates.
Chelsea were 8 points ahead at this stage last season albeit United had a game in hand.
After that game, United went on a roll. Playing 14 games without conceding a goal and winning 11 of those.

Only a complete goat would write off this United side at this stage.[/quote]And you are gullible enough to believe in lightning striking the same spot twice?

Emperoh:
TKB

Pls get the beach balls ready!!!
I see another 1-0 win for the home team

abeg, na club wey no get better players dey hide behind beach ball, a beach ball goal matters not when yu've put 4 goals into your opponent's net.

Okay, thou hath the mod who must be obeyed, I don't want a ban to hit me like thunder from the mountain tops. If only doin it would earn me some weeks of convalescing in Madame Kovacevic's delectable hands.  well, a man can wish can't he? 

Cristalz:
That's the thing about a public forum, dearie. It's not yours alone. Just as you find it funny, many others don't.
Let's not forget the owner of the forum as well.

So. . .let's keep it reasonable.

Search my posts, I've never used it except in reference to Sauron and that is becos its a favorite statement of his, did he report that he found it offensive?

Cristalz:
Sorry to butt in, guys. Little warning:

The ''penis in the brain'' diss is too offensive to stand safely henceforth. Please desist from it.
Anytime I see it, I'll clear it.

If anyone doesn't comply, I'll hand you over to the one that handles the ban button.

abeg leaf am joo, na which kain gag order be dat one? anyone who takes offence at such things on a forum needs to develop a thick skin. It is Sauron's favorite diss and I actually find it funny. Very soon yu will also ban "maggots in the brain".

manmustwac:
[size=20pt]My support for spurs is not on the condition that we must win trophies gooner[/size]

If I may ask, on what condition then is it?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=324131.msg4966038#msg4966038 date=1258738352]See this onanist/pederast.
I have diagnosed the penis in your brain since the very first moment i saw your watery comments on Sports.
One needs an electron microscope to determine your IQ.
U are so poor in spirit, rainbow appears to you in black-n-white.[/quote]Are you a brother to Kris Okotie or that nauseating grammarian in the House of Rep? seems yu are the latest iteration of Chief Zebrudaya.  

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=324131.msg4965545#msg4965545 date=1258734162]This irrational bellend is still alive? What a TOAD!!!!
Mr-Jack-Wilshere-is-better-than-Maradona. . . . .The only remedy for you is if your exchange your brain cells with a mountain Gorilla.[/quote]I no dey angry Mr-Ravel-Morrison-is-the-best-thing-since-ice-cream, afterall na the penis wey dey yur brain dey ejaculate. 

bandely:
v3nom, did you just heard this dudu from your dream? 

And did yu just wake up on the wrong side of the bed today deciding to look for trouble?

Good job v3nom.

I have no fear at all about this match, cos the major threat who could give us problems (Kenwyne Jones) is out of this one, our defence have no problems playing against a striker better known for movement and pace like Bent but a physical player like Jones is a totally different proposition however (yu can ask Vidic and VDS). Bent gets all the press due to his goals but doesn't have much impact as a lone striker. The other players who could be problematic in MF are Malbranque(of the old enemy spurs), Richardson and Andy Reid of Ireland(who I respect so much).

I think we will line up this way depending on injuries:

                      Almunia

      Sagna - Gallas - TV5 - Traore

           Cesc - Song - Ramsey/Merida

Rosicky/Eboue - Eduardo - Arshavin/Vela


Sunderland will see Traore as the weak link in our defence and try to exploit that route while packing the MF, the team might take some time to settle with the new players but if it remains goaless up to the 20th minute, then we will take this one easy.
2-0

Dr Kitaun:
I dont still understand what u mean and what differences u are talking about . . .

have we in the course of an argument had a cause to be on the same divide or even the other side so visibly ?

Haba doki, lets not throw out the baby with the bath water, at least we all support The Arsenal.

HNIC:
When I saw that from sauron
I had to check 'breaking news' on the web to see if Bendtner had broken his neck and won't play football ever again.
Thank God, it was just his imagination running wild
Blame it on the aa a a a aaaalcohol !!!!!!

No be alcohol cause am, he is just another candidate for Madame Kovacevic's patented brain massage treatment and if all our conjectures about her have any iota of truth, she should have a nice time massaging that penis in his brain he is so fond of talking about.

where have yu been omidan? been licking yur wounds? no worry e go better but e go tay small.

Has the whole world suddenly gone mad? what is all this noise about TH14 and what does this have to do with The Arsenal?

I've been told TH14 touched the ball to control it and maybe that is true cos all I see is slow motion showing the ball touching his hand, I never see it when that event is played in normal time but does reality happen in slow motion? and are people that naive to believe that we live in a perfect world?

abeg make the Irish go chop chill pill joo, can they in all honesty claim to have never benefited from a dodgy referee decision? TH14 had a goal wrongly disallowed for handball in a Champions league match in the 06/07 season and he didn't go all Count Drogbula on anyone cos of that, maybe this is karma's restitution (I don't think karma acts only in the negative if it exists at all).

What you don't know can't get yu angry and it is the football authorities' fault not making use of video technology to aid officiating, or in the not advised alternative, putting a gag on the televised replay of such contentious issues which whip up this mob judgement we are presently witnessing as we did with the Eduardo incident. Besides, even if video technology is used, isn't there something called ball to hand?

This is not the first neither will it be the last time such contentious events will happen in soccer until the authorities FIFA, UEFA et al decide on how Video technology can help in officiating the game rather than being used to encourage moaning and whining after the fact.

bgees:
every transfer is a gamble. no manager is 100% sure if he is making the right signing. he  only knows if signing a player was a mistake  after playing him for a period of time.

and what is it about this 'TRIAL AND ERROR'  u fools associate with Benitez  all the time. Are u slimshay wise enough to explain urself?

Agreed, but there is a massive difference between kalokalo management (such as is done by Rafa) and sensible informed purchases with player development (such as is done by Le Prof Arsene)

dayokanu:
Where are those screaming about Arseshaving let him enjoy world cup on HDtv

abeg talk some sense, is Arshavin the defender who would prevent them conceding late goals? or was Arshavin the one who got sent off? what more exactly do yu want from the guy?

Long may this Fabregas goal scoring form continue, he just seems to revel in this advanced MF role when I always thot his pace would hamper him in that role. He has just scored again for Spain against Austria.

Kieran Gibbs injury update
After being assessed by the Arsenal medical staff, the Club can confirm that Kieran Gibbs has sustained severe bruising to the bones and soft tissue of his right foot. Thankfully the foot is not fractured and his enforced absence will be short term.

The duration is however not yet given.

Another good news is that Eduardo has also joined RVP in signing a new long term contract, hopefully Merida and Rosicky will soon sign theirs and we can get set for that era of domination.

dayokanu:
Gra gra football that has won 3 world cup, 3 euro cups, Played 2 major finals in the last 4 major tournaments

Tell us how Arseshavin and his team performed at the Euro's

Story, story, story, spain taught them how to not just win but to win with flair.

edoyad:
And not only better than anything in Russia, He's ahead of any player in the German man team also. I say, stamp and seal that . GBAM

True word, gra gra/muscle soccer only gets yu so far as Spain taught them in the finals of the Euros  

[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=324131.msg4950972#msg4950972 date=1258558901]This is the point where arsenal begins to unravel, https://scosoft.com/h/i/25791d03.gif[/quote]Is that your head or your heart talking?

edoyad:
If only someone could come up with donkey placenta treatment so we could help massage dayo's head to see if his brain would heal further

Awwwwh, yu're so nice and thoughtful, but doesn't it only work on human cells and tissue? I always assumed dayo's head was full of Nazi weaponry. Well worth the try though.

slimshay:
Though you cant argue away the fact that saturday's match will generally be seen as an answer to one question: how does arsenal fare without van persie?

I'm not scared at all, the strength of Wengerball has never been to depend on any one individual and this is just a further step in the maturing of this team I only feel sorry for RVP himself rather than the club. Any striker should look good being flanked by Rosicky and Arshavin with Fabregas behind him. the only problem is team chemistry being distrupted.

Hmmm, slim u dey on to something there, maybe the speeding up of the recovery time has little to do with the placenta thingy but more to do with the stroking/massage of the relevant body part. Lazovic must have had his hand in his pocket most of the time 

chei, dis is not holding much promise of a quick recovery for RVP but make dem send Bendtner over there sharp sharp, I sure say that 4 weeks estimate go become 1 day after Madame Kovacevic don massage the living daylights out of him groin. 

Stop press: one of my friends just dey give me bad news again say Gibbs don join injury list but I neva see am for Arsenal.com sha. Traore had better stand up to be counted.
Just confirmed he was substituted in the 21st minute due to injury in the match against Lithuania's U21.

bgees:
I can't wait for the Man city match, . . . . . .

Can't wait to get better beating again?

More on the RVP treatment:

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Van Persie is expected to fly out to Belgrade on Tuesday, with the backing of manager Arsene Wenger, to seek the services of Mariana Kovacevic - who has a reputation for drastically speeding up the recovery times of those she treats.

Lazovic, now of PSV, visited the housewife last month after suffering a hamstring injury that was expected to rule him out for five weeks. But after having the placenta fluid rubbed into the affected area, the Serbian striker returned to action after just one week out.
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I go slaughter chicken if RVP returns within 2 weeks. but I hope say no Okija juju influence dey dis thing, I no want jinx for RVP leg o.

v3nom4eva:
In fact, WENGER'z next class would b"Manners 101"

Course code: Manners101
Course Title: Footballing Etiquette - "How to refrain from making the opposition look like mugs on the pitch"

v3nom4eva:
Wenger dey use music teach football. . .e jooor ooooooo!

Na Rosicky cause am, yu now say him be "Little Mozart"

rasputinn:
^^^^^
Which facts are you getting straight here?my fact's that RVP has a broken ankle from Chiellini's tackle,what's your fact Mr Factsbosky
I'm pissed already by the news so please don't try to straighten anything,EXCEPT YOU WANNA STRAIGHTEN RVPs ankle so he can be back in action next week

No worry rasputinn, dem don dey take human placenta dey massage the leg and RVP fit recover in 3 weeks  I still dey wonder where dem get the human placenta though.

dayokanu:
Soon it would be said that Assanal developed Alaba

Can Bayern also claim to have developed him when yu just got him from Austria last year having already played for the reserves of his former club?   

No Nigerian appearances for the boy sha as Austria don cap am at senior level, dem no say we specialize to reap where we no sow.