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[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=590545.msg7600601#msg7600601 date=1295967916]Hmm. Are you an active member of GLAD?[/quote]Which kain acronym be this one again?   which one concerns gays and lesbians for this matter? I thot this was about heterosexual relationships. Anyway whaddayaknow? the guy dishing out the beating might have undergone a sex change and might have no balls at all.  


[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=590545.msg7600691#msg7600691 date=1295968961]Like I said. Never underestimate your opponent. Pride is an enemy to a fool who is blind.[/quote]I think the underestimating is on the part of the person who threw the first punch/slap/mush/(whatever name you give in trying to justify the action) or what do you think?  

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=590545.msg7600091#msg7600091 date=1295963243]Trust me, the very last thing you will do is kill. The nut crushing technique is very deadly and disabling. I am not worrying about you.[/quote]I'll start trusting you when you convince me you can survive a rear naked choke without ending up looking like a freshly slaughtered Sallah ram.

E nle nibi yi o, eyin Local Sampion abi Local yampion.

Who's gonna go put an arm round Richard Keys and Andy Gray with all this sexism wahala? 
This English people sef too get time, as much as I don't like any one of the 2 men (particularly cos they are gooner haterz) and don't support their view about women, I think this is being blown out of proportion.
Those statements weren't made with the intention to be broadcasted abi? no be dis people sef dey shout privacy? isn't there violation of privacy involved here?

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=590545.msg7595616#msg7595616 date=1295902241]Ladies!

If you find yourself in a position where you may have to defend yourself against your lover or date.  You can always aim for the nuts!  Make sure you grab that nuts with all your might and ram it toward the scrotum cradle.  I promise you that would keep him disabled so that you can run or walk to safety. 

I can show you a few self defense techniques against your male attackers.  I am very good in self defense and I only used it once.  The guy that called himself trying to show me his macho-ness regretted bleeping with me. 

Hit them where it hurts since they don't have a problem hitting you where it hurts.[/quote]Please also remember to tell them to make sure their wills are written and they make plans to cover all the mirrors in their house cos those who go about hitting others unprovoked usually end up dead  or with reconstructed faces.
Not many men would forgive a woman or anyone aiming for his nuts so if yu miss, hell's population might just increase by 1.

4ll3rbuntu:
na so one mumu utd fan just wan spoil my day dey tell me say bbc dey report say dem see woodgate for emirates, wenger wan sign am!!

kai, God forbid badt tin. anor agent again? no no no

the guy don mara

Seems the fans at Cardiff are really taking well to JET

http://cardiffcityforum.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=33701&start=0

some quotes:

So strong on the ball, good pace, unhurried, and there is a swagger, an arrogance about him.
This guy is going to be a fan's favourite and a tremendous asset in the promotion push.
A tremendous signing

Thought he looked a little nervous but he's strong as an ox and looks like he has pace to burn good showing today and i think there's a lot more to come IMHO Arsenal have a real talent on their books

Of course there will be other days with other types of performances and comments but I think its fair to say, Dr. Kit's favorite nigga aint disappointing yet.

ritchboy:
Seems Chamberlain would be joining us soon. . . Brilliant!

The boy's father says we're the ideal choice so thats lookin like a done deal. I gotta question this though as I didn't see a need for it but what do I know? 
Seems like we are setting ourselves up for the kind of 'good problem' we now have with lots of CM type players  by buying pacy wide players.
Wellington, Miyaichi and Chamberlain are all in the Theo type mould in terms of pace but seem to be more comfortable on the ball than Theo is.

This could actually mean the end of a big money signing of Hazard despite Arsene's talk as these players are all about the same age and if anyone of them goes on to mature quickly as I expect of Wellington in particular, the variation of players in our team would be unbelievably immense. It is also interesting to note that both Miyaichi and Wellington can also play as support strikers while Chamberlain's father says he can also play as a CM.

Like play, Theo dey get better o and Arshavin dey take style become chairman. 
He is even shielding and retaining the ball well these days and making the right decisions. 
ebo wa ti gba, a dupe.
So many players stepping up and finally delivering more than glimpses of the promise they initially showed.
Nasri, Theo, Djorou have been questioned in the past and even Fabianski's hands seem to flap no longer.
All that remains is the miracle for Abou's legs so that he can finally become Zidane.
Long may this continue in goonerland.

Abeg DK, why not give them some DK DJ action abeg.
Please can yu play Sunny Nneji's song Face me I Face you by special request. 

Saw snippets of JET's debut, had a direct hand in 2 goals with one of them an assist with a nice delivery into the box from a short corner routine. Played mostly in MF as Bellamy, Chopra and Bothroyd also started. Cardiff lost 4-1 to the same team during the reverse fixture in december. I think they want to ensure that automatic promotion placement they've narrowly missed out on in recent seasons and with this squad and our loanees they should do it.

eldee:
It's silly, we should ban interviews in foreign languages. . . you can't sue on that, they intentionally use google translators to get covered.

Don't mind the media, I'll be surprised if they give this retraction as much coverage as the initial report.
And how did your exams go?

Now Duduspace is happy.
Denny is a good boy I know, I know, I know.

[Quote]
"Sometimes the papers change a conversation and you never know whether it’s true. I am honest though, and when I came to the training ground on Wednesday, before going to Leeds on the train, I spoke to Cesc about it. He understood and was fine.

"I basically said that we have 25 players who should all take responsibility - I never talked about Cesc as captain. Unfortunately the papers like to change things. More important than that is to be together as a club. I respect Cesc, all the players and the staff too because we are all working for the same thing.[/quote]

Na so so to dey flex muscle for club wey sound like Lantern. Shioooor. Will you pass the sterner tests?

eldee:
Van Persie can score 25 in a season when he's fit . . . problem is how long will we see him this good??

Make Arsene just dey helep us manage our prolific glassman. brilliant performance, and he missed a penalty too. I dey rush house go watch MOD.

Happy birthday A-40, good thing yur boy Feo gave you an assist to mark it. when yu taking the guys out to Iya Nasiru's joint?

Finally, RVP gets his first hat trick for us. So happy for him.

proudly9ja:
This has nothing to do with not winning a trophy in a long while (ok, maybe a little to do with it) but the fact remains we CANNOT win every match passing the ball. In games past we used to lose matches when teams like Stoke and Bolton roughen us up a bit but we have added that aspect of playing tough to our game and it has seen us 'dominate' those teams in recent time. There's nothing, absolutely nothing wrong in having a plan B when we need a goal and the seconds are ticking away. I agree, its not a guarantee that we'l score but if you ask me, I think if well practised, it gives us a wider option.

If Plan B actually guarantees a goal, why not have it as Plan A in the first instance? 
despite all this talk about Plan B and Plan Z, if I'm not mistaken Arsenal is in the top 3 for scoring late goals in the last 3 seasons, infact we once became known for it and we didn't achieve that by lumping balls forward.

Definitely there should and there usually is an injection of urgency into play as time winds down, but to start kicking balls forwards changing the shape of yur team also leaves yu vulnerable.
Statistics can often become skewed if you only view them from a single perspective.

dayokanu:
See the blatant soliciting for a GAYY romp Dobosiki is doing on the pages of Nairaland?

i really SMH

But why is DK so pervy? na so yu dey put classifieds for craigslist?

@proudly9ja

Pumping the ball forward with time running away is a desperate attempt to score which not surprisingly doesn't work everytime but works on some days. There is a way a team is set out to play and the personel it requires to play that way.

Of what use is lumping balls into an opponent's box if you don't have tall people upfront to win the balls in the first instance?
Arsenal is not Stoke and that is why they are where they are in the table consistently and we are where we are.

All this talk is just due to desperation of not having won any trophy for quite a while, I will refer you to the Spanish team at the world cup which lost to Switzerland in their opening match playing the same way they played all the way to the final.
The truth about the way Arsenal plays is that if the team is not 100% switched on, then we can lose to anybody but on our day we can also beat anybody.

Besides what exactly is wrong with the way we play? I absolutely love it to bits and wouldn't stand for that kain negative mentality to football. Football started as a sport to be enjoyed first of all before you get to the competitive side of it.
Why exactly does 4ll3rbuntu think everyone was blasting Man shitty when they came to pack the bus?
The only thing left for this team is to actually go out and win and with each passing day, they convince me that they are getting closer.

@4ll3rbuntu

Everyone here feels your pain and go through it too, I don't think anyone is happy always being close and never quite getting there. The question we need to ask is why? and there are a lot of differing explanations from different perspectives which are equally acceptable in my opinion, some preffer to lay it all at Arsene's feet, some look beyond Arsene and the entire PL/fooball system as a whole. Whichever one you choose to place the blame on (if you are only interested in fixing the blames and not investigating issues) is fine as everyone is entitled to their say.
All every true fan needs to focus on is not to throw the baby out with the bath water and condemn everything even reasonable things that others outside the club appreciate, it mostly sounds childish.

You keep going on about Denilson, why not look at Wilshere instead and consider that at 19 the flaws present in Denny's game aint in his? 
mind you, the first set of youngsters brought in at the age of 9 to arsenal (just like the La Masia system) is Jack Wilshere about 10 years ago and 4 years after Arsene arrived. Henry Lansbury and co were brought in at 11 years old about the same time.
Before then, Arsenal was limited in the talent pool available to them and only targetted teenagers within a certain radius of highbury. It was Arsene who revolutionised the scouting system to make it global.

I personally don't believe the flaws in Denny's game is due to coaching, in my opinion its got to do with his physical limitations and general attitude to the game more than anything else.