₦airaland Forum

Cantonese:
If you cannot tell us then you do not know what you are talking about. Since you have the information and you are certain please tell us and let us check. Do no give what is called "follow follow information".

Lol,OK let me clarify, unlike US where a child is automatically a citizen so long as the child is born there. What the US had was Unconditional citizenship but some other countries have put technicalites like for example ,one of the parent must be a citizen or settled in that country etc. That is what i was driving at.

futurism:
lol... If I see a pastor with zeal and can grow congregation fast, I will invest all my money for continuous flow of cash. It's that bad.

We go sign agreement ni and I mean every word here.

lol, business deal

futurism:
you know we always do things late when all options have been exhausted. Nigerians like to do "e no concern me" because they still have lots of options, reason why most of them do not talk., except for a few.

true, and when it hits them ,they start fasting and praying,smh.

futurism:
In the near future, it will become harder. Nigerians had better be ready to fight to liberate themselves back home.

the adage "no place like home" will hit them hard soon enough.

Cantonese:
Mention them.

go make your research

futurism:
yes. My sister gave birth in one European country and they didn't give citizenship to the child.

exactly, i don't know why people are so worked up about it ,maybe its not the law but because its trump or something.

A US parent living outside the US has 18 years to complete the process of naturalisation, thats a long time. Then there is the group of people who feel all they have to do is get on the plane with their big tummies and deliver in the US, they played the system for long and now want to cry wolf.This is something they cant try anywhere else ,but hey, US is the land of the free cos this laws have been in Europe even the UK for long

Some European countries have this laws too ,so i dont see the fuss. And as for those running to give birth in the US, market don spoil o.

seanjy4konji:
its on nairaland this morning that they just installed machine that will be producing pencils...that is achievement of giant of africa with excessive crude oil.

lol ,sometimes i see some things and i think the British did us a disservice by colonising us half way, it would have been better if we were never colonised at all.

The sentinelese people are doing just fine without civilization but us ,we are stuck in time, neither here nor there, we are not going forward but we cant go back to our days of bows and arrows either,we are just there.

There is botany and pharmacology, these two courses alone can cover this area, but based on the country wey we dey,smh

No shade ,but Who is Stella?

For those saying women dont know what they want, i have no way of certifying that claim but women sure know what they dont want in a man

Tolexander:
speaking an adage from your place is just like speaking your mother’s tongue which I may not understand

Speak a general adage

Let us not digress

but the adage is popular na except you aren't a Nigerian

Zinny25:
Do such men exist

infact since i was born and now that I'm getting old, I have never seen a man like that

sisters have you seen ooo

no no no no i have never seen a man like that, sisters have you seen too?

The oga kpatata of them all is burger,na those ones be boss,even HK dey learn work for where burger dey, these ones are still wearing socks inside Pam slippers, some of them fit never pick sef ,"School of yahoo"

lexy2014:
He was being sarcastic. Chill abeg

lol,not everyone is a fan of dark humor especially on sensitive issues like this.

caprini1:
Definitely,for just the way you handled the SA xenophobia debacle,i sure will vote for you.

thanks once again.

caprini1:
I like the way you reason ,you will make a good leader.

thanks ,hope you vote me when the time comes

I don't know if other data is correct ,but i know Tokyo on number one spot of the safest place is spot on.

9/11 attack lets just say these ones are being dramatic, but on a serious note we know those killing and maiming people in this country,and its not ipod abi na ipob ,adding salt and Maggi to make it sweet ,i see

AutoJoshNG:
The operatives of the Lagos State Environmental Sanitation and Special Offences Agency (Taskforce) have commenced a clampdown on illegal commercial motorcycle operators plying restricted routes including all inners streets across Lagos.

The Chairman of the Agency, CSP Olayinka Egbeyemi disclosed that the clampdown which started today had 125 motorcycles impounded for flouting traffic regulations around Ejigbo and Cele bus-stops.

He stated that the agency was compelled to embark on the clampdown, sequel to a series of complaints received on daily basis from innocent members of the public about criminal activities perpetrated by the illegal commercial motorcycle operators, both early in the morning and late at night.

He said: “We are going to make sure that there is total compliance with the Lagos Traffic Regulations by all commercial motorcycle operators in all our Local Governments and Local Council Council Development Areas as well as by those operating within inner streets”.

“In accordance with the Traffic Laws, every motorcycle operator must wear crash helmets, be above 18 years, not ride on kerb/median/road-setbacks, avoid restricted routes, not carry more than one passenger/pregnant woman/Adult with baby/Child below 12 years, not install any musical gadgets, must wear an apron, not operate beyond 10pm, operate with a rider’s permit and have their motorcycle registered with Government ”, he added.

According to the Chairman, research conducted by the government revealed that most riders of the illegal commercial motorcycles are not from Nigeria but from neighbouring countries, adding that some of them are also involved in criminal activities in the State.

He, therefore, warned all commercial motorcycle operators to ensure that their motorcycles are duly registered with the Government as anyone caught would be seriously dealt with in accordance with the law.

While warning the general public, especially motorists to ensure that their valuable items are safely kept while in traffic, the Chairman solicited for the cooperation of all residents in providing useful security information about criminal activities around them to security agencies through the Lagos State free Emergency Toll Lines 112 & 767.

loverboy442:
my brother, I'm yet to get over that. these lagos state government are nothing but thieves

the bolded is the motive behind this. They have collected money from O ride and the likes ,what more than to phase out competition.

I guess GO kada ,O ride are the legal riders

mankand:
Stole 11m and granted 5m bail, will the 5m be paid to the owner or?

good question, lawyers in the house answer this.

The future is bleak ,these ones are future "head of the family"

Dangote trucks , a nuisance on Nigerian roads, i don't know if its part of their training for their drivers to use other road users as speed breaker in times of break failure

All they need to do is disguise as fulani in turban (or whatever it is called) and come in through niger or chad border better still pay those immigration officers at the airport like 500k but in dollars ,way go clear.

mekuxiani:
if they chase our citizens their companies should go

not a good idea, we have to make this end in our favour, our citizens being attacked over there is loss on our end already,sending out their companies here will double our loss as many nigerians will be rendered unemployed.

We can force them to enlist on our stock market ,enforce more strict rules to employ local workers and enforce mandatory community development projects from these companies. And if they cant adhered ,they will be forced out legally.That there is the way to go. Most of these companies make more money here in Nigeria than in their own country south Africa, we just have to use that to our advantage,i call it chess move.


My people say ,nor be as body take scratch person,dem dead scratch am, in as much as i am pissed at the attitude of south Africans ,we must find a a way to come out of this ontop

Miss placed priorities, these people in corridors of power are so out of touch with the needs of the people the claim to be leading,smh

I think these telecom companies did a meeting to rip Nigerians off,cos i cant seem to understand why every network in Nigeria uses straw to zap data.In as much as my optimistic side wants to believe this but just a few naira will close this man's mouth ,all they have to do is give it to him in dollars so it will look like big money

Serious question: what then are the Nigerian values?

oseiwe:
LOL
Useless data.
It seems they want every human with a toilet. A family of 6 needs 6 toilets!

to each his own toilet,lol

1StopRudeness:
This kinda crap is what happens when there’s too much research funding and someone has to justify his or her allocation to the research board or funding organization/unit..
Toilet usage is based on biological need, people don’t go to toilet out of boredom or entertainment, or to make money... infact they don’t wanna go there unless there’s need to.. why this comparison is made is what I’m trying to get....
While it is a good thing to go to the toilet cos it helps maintain health/intestinal balance... there’s even no relationship that phone usage prevents people from going to take a shiit.... I still don’t understand this research...

honestly that was how i felt when i first saw the title ,read through and still could not find the relationship between both.