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hmmm, maybe this might help. brush regularly (morning & night), use a good mouth wash (e.g. listerine) to rinse the mouth. if u can't afford mouth spray with minty flavour, make sure tom-tom sweet dey ur mouth always. and i hope u don't smoke. this kind of leaves a dead-rat smell in ur mouth.

@ poster: u know, this is a common thing amongst girls who have eaten their cake and are 'eyeing' the new one u are baking. look, the answer to ur problems is simple. kick her out of ur life fast! she is nothing but a parasite seeking a host to infest on.

gabrywyl:
Heheh! But you gotta admit that your beverage for every meal be rodents blood right?



@Topic,

No matter what is it, my life wont be complete without a guy. See hia. . .

I have a house. . . My job as a female is to clean, decorate, cook, Gardening, you know now. . . A girls duty. . . Now, I would expect someone to do the fixing, the plumbing, the painting. . . U know? Maintenance of the house. . . And thats usually a guy's duty.

Now who would give like like love and emotional support? The soft side? ME! And what if Im scared or maybe like someone is out to get me? Its his job aint it? Or rather God created both female and male from different various purpose and it cannot be the same. They are reasonw to why a male is created to be strong physically compared to a female and they are reasons why a female was made to be multitasking at one go.


So think about it.

well said muah!

[/color][color=#006600]the gossip will now spread to who is being gossipped about and that becomes the beginning of kasala.

amen!

lies, disrespect, pride & too much sex.

plenty! plenty boyfriends are necessary when sampling for the right one. (whisper) that is if d girl is not over-sampled in the process.

michelin89:
@ men

Why can't you accept that this world can go on without you?

oh please don't start another battle of the sexs. u think the world will be a better place without men? the race of women will be wiped out without sperm to fertilize their eggs. and guess who produce the 'fertilizer'?

gabrywyl:
Eya pele oooo about the accident. i hope you are ok now?

But your friend calling you a vampire is quite funny though. . . Did you threatened to suck his blood dry?

ha ha ha. naaaah. i am one vampire who loves egusi soup with stock fish & pounded yam instead of blood hunting

*peeps into thread, shakes head* sorry-o, wrong thread *moves away*

then there's nothing feminine about me. GBAM!

i day dream sometimes. does that count?

gabrywyl:
Yes, sure I do. How did you got it?

well, way back in school, we embarked on this project that required our working with high beam halogen lamps. the project lasted for 3 weeks and through out those weeks, i had my eyes most of the time close to the light. little did i know i was doing some damage to my eyes.
after the project, the damage manifested. i could not come out in daylight because the light from the sun caused my eyes to burn intheir sockets with deep pain.
the dcotor i visited gave me tabs and advised me to stay away from bright lights. i on my own perfered to move at nights. missed classes for almost a week. it was a friend of mine who during one of our conversations called me a vampire because since my accident and days of recuperation, i only moved about at night. now u know

i really feel for ur sister here. it's sad and bad that a heartless fellow could treat her like that. but u see, life is such a beautiful thing. have u ever wondered that inspite of the fearful stories of plane crashes we hear almost on daily basis, people still prefer taking flights?

cvibe:
@ poster

Previously, women used to need men but nowadays they don't. This is all due to advancement of science in the area of artificial insemination, bunny rabbits, etc.

what do u mean by bunny rabbits?

leave her and look elsewhere. statistics have it that there are about 3 billion women worldwide. from this number, u no see another one?

JustGood:
Juanita Bynum is a divorcee. I seem to remember her husband beat her up before they divorced. Dont use her as your example

well, we have a saying that 'the thing that beats the drum for the tortoise might not be far from the bush path'. the man might be experiencing some woes in his marriage, hence his declaration. and speaking of choice, will u feell fulfilled if ur younger brother's or sister's children run into ur house and call u 'auntie, u still dey here, we don come o.'

Ekwere:
@ammamat

This is the real problem with africans, we wont see a good thing to copy from the Americans or europeans but only the bad things. Even if Oprah Winfred is not married,that does not mean that she is right,can she stay a day without a man(find out and let me know)  or the other Pastor you did mention.

Let us copy what is right and dont use them again as a perfect example.

i hope u have heard  miss ammamat

ammamat:
I will say a woman is very complete without a man E.g Oprah Winfred, she is not married for reason best known to her and she is very happy and she is making it in life, That dose not means that she is telling other young girls not to married. Look at some body like Juanita Bynum , she is a great woman of God and she is not married, why? because she dose not found the happiness she is looking for ,or should I say the completness.
Like wise men, therefore woman is very very complete without a man

and who told u that Oprah Winfrey is happy with her unmarried status? u see why it pains me when some ladies see material wealth as success & completeness?

i'm sorry o but i think ur friend needs to do a reality check. she wants to end her marriage because of THAT?! call ur friend to order. if sucking of privates is her problem in her marriage, then she does not value her marriage.

and put ur dick in check. because we have this saying that when a goat spills another man's basin of corn, its not the goat that pays for the damage but the owner of the goat. so if ur dick decides to run amock, of course u know who will pay.

women pretend more. isn't pretence a form of lie?

THE BURDEN OF FINANCING A WEDDING SHOULD NOT BE THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE MAN ALONE. ALTHOUGH THE MAN MAKES THE FIRST & BOLD MOVE, THE WOMAN SHOULD ALSO SUPPORT. NA SO THE RESPOSIBILITY SHARING OF MARRIAGE DEY TAKE START O.

money+sex= made in nigeria love

nonsense thread!

gabrywyl:
Dvmpire.

WOW! What a name. . . Now why didnt I think of that in the first place? At first I wanted to call myself MdmDracula than uhm. . . Seun did not want me to change my name so I guess am stuck with this ID name

thanks for liking my id name. its actually my nickname when i was in school. some of my classmates who were posted to the same state with me during the NYSC helped to spread it in the new state. u don't wanna know how i got it do u?

i propose we hang this thread by the neck until it dies. we have spoken enough grammar here.

that's like licking off all the ground nut oil on the surface of a tasty piece of fried chicken and not having the permission to sink ur canines into it (sigh )