₦airaland Forum

bestman09:
Kaduna used to be the best northern city after Jos before all the madness started. Hell rufai and his gang made it unsafe but God will be with you and you will excel over there.

It's like someone being posted to Abia state from Ibadan or Kano. Everyone is apprehensive about everything now.

Nowhere in the country is truly safe right now, what we have is areas safer than the others. I served in Udi, Enugu State and my little experience made me to believe that the environment is safe. I've seen/heard quite a number of safety concerns after my service year before and after I left the area.

ahnie:
You see some of these men outside and think they re human beings gentle n good looking outside,but dangerous and monstrous at home.

True, but what if she's telling lies??
The same way we have demons who go about raping their victims is the same way we have demons who enjoy destroying others with false rape accusations. May God help us all.

DeepSight:
Many non dog people here would probably not know that dogs also dream and they even have nightmares.

True, even though dogs live more on instinct like their fellow animals, their actions can still be guided by their experiences too.

Kajaard:
Good question.

People forget that they can still contract skin diseases just by skin to skin contact not just in the genital areas alone. Most think using a condom is the end all. I laugh in swahili

Some of them haven't heard of infections like Herpes before. That was how one ignoramus was arguing with me some days ago that Herpes get cure. Once you have it laidis, it will forever remain in your body even if your immune system keeps it dormant. Wahala for who dey have premarital and extramarital sex o. 😂😂😂😂

GorillaApp:
See who is thinking I'm pained

Bae, I don pass this stage Tay Tay! I just dey marvel at Una thinking capacity. It is on the floor.

U wan reason me?

I no get time for Una nonsense. Tony elumelu children dey come marry una Just wait

Poor things claiming posh

This one is violence Pro-max o. 😂😂😂
Wait, Tony Elumelu's children or Dangote's youngest son?? 😂😂😂

mushroomFarm:
Please grow up and salvage something meaningful out of this thing you call life.

Ahh, why are you bringing a nuclear weapon to a fistfight?? This is damned savage and cruel at the same time. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Jennyclay:
Just apologize for peace to reign.

Will you die if you apologize . Even you too, you have pride

Is not as if you have money . Broke men and pride and like 5 & 6

Shior!!!

The problem with you and OP's girlfriend is written in clear terms below: 👇👇

Narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) involves a pattern of self-centered, arrogant thinking and behavior, a lack of empathy and consideration for other people, and an excessive need for admiration. Others often describe people with NPD as cocky, manipulative, selfish, patronizing, and demanding.


My prayer is that may I never be involved in a romantic relationship with someone like you and OP's girlfriend, people in the same WhatsApp group as the misogynists. 🙏🙏🙏

grandstar:
I understand. Basically, their expectations were too high were too high!

Even then Ronaldo was already old and declining na, so na dem sabi o.

001Lagos:
Did you not read where he said that he copied the story from a new platform

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So he copied an unverified news, posted it as true because it appeals to his sentiments and even went ahead to say that the people writing petition against him are blah blah blah. The only thing I can fault about this is arresting his brother in place of him, apart from that let him face what he did. There is no ignorance before the law, Sunday Igboho also tried his rubbish too. We shall see how things unfold sha.

grandstar:
When he got there, it took him time to start scoring. Most footballers take time to start coming a new club. Even Messi had the same problem at PSG

No crime there but the fans can be unreasonable.

Nah, Ronaldo was scoring o. The reason those fans did that was because he was unable to turn Al Nassr's case around in some high profile matches especially against Al Hilal.

MykellOni:
Attendance: Present ✔️ Aswear, this kinda coup is greatly needed in my country ASAP Make coup happen for naija seff better pass this crazy governance....

I seriously pity you with this your ignorance sponsored comment. 😂😂

correctguy101:
My brother, you can buy 50k full pig and it'll last you for so long you'll get tired and look for chicken or fish to complement whatever you have.

I just dey greedy for meat, so the thing no dey last me much ... smh

May the Lords of light rescue us from gluttony.. smh

Amen o, because this your own love for meat seems to be on a whole new level. 😌😌😂😂😂😂

stanluiz:
He is only a robot in the 18 yards box.

Outside 18 yards box, halland is nothing.

He doesn't need to be something outside the 18 yard box to continue to shine, he might still score another 30+ goals this season again. How about that for a striker that's nothing outside the 18 yard box??
Meanwhile, which striker in the EPL do you think has a chance of scoring up to 30 goals now that Kane is gone

stanluiz:
Bebrunye is mancity. Mancity is debrunye.

Now that gundogan has leave the club. kDB is now the threat in mancity not halland.

If you want halland to stop scoring, just remove kDB. We we all know that halland does not have any skills to score without assistance from kDB.

Premier league defenders should stop KDB or at least give him long term injury. If it happens, mancity is finished.

Guess what, Haaland has scored two goals tonight and none of the goals were assisted by De Bruyne. Haaland is called a robot for a reason. Dey play, just dey play.

patorial:
It just entertainment, same way people watch football.

Dey play. 😂😂

porthouse7:
can u tell me the benefits of watching football, just define what's entertainment in ur own wey. We don't think or reason alike

Football is not just a source of entertainment, it's a profession for some many people who are footballers and hence their source of income. Is BBN a profession??

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Last last

At all at all na im bad

Make he wire the guy small thing

Then if the guy get sense use some part of the money carry one sure odd
Make him carry Burnley to score one goal against mancity

Very bad advice, Burnley is yet to score till now o. Let's see if they'd score in this match.

FutureIsFemale:
Let him go and do the needful.
I wonder why Chef hasn't sued him yet.

You mean sued for divorce??
Why not sure Davido for divorce on her behalf??
This your entitlement mentality to have a say in other people's life is so so funny. 😂😂

correctguy101:
If na so...

Quote me anywia, dat guy don kolo..

My case na serious matter.. I love meat more than any other food. But it's becoming difficult to get meat cheap nowadays.

I now buy full pig to save money, as I find say e dey cheaper.... SMH

The thing dey touch dis daddy now .. smh


Me wey like turkey, I sparingly even taste dat now..

Those Nlers, wey be boss can just update us if they like sha.. SMH

Nah, my love for meat no reach that your own level abeg. That's why every weekend I so ensure to buy fish alongside meat while in market, it gives me a chance of getting another option and helps make the soup last longer.

RajahBaltazar:
The #2 million, if true, is a bonus. It seems like a huge amount to the masses but it would not amount to much for a senator of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. You should into account the cost of transport back to their respective constituencies and their aides also.

Besides, all senators, regardless of party, collected it. Before some people start saying things in the name of opposition.

What is this one saying, so you don't know that they collect transport allowance separately?? They even get paid wardrobe allowance too. Dey play.

DestinedForGrea:
The thing pain me ehn. Them carry money go dey sign Tyler Adams. Why them nor add that £20M use am sign Caicedo once?

Chelsea needs at least two DM bro, a starter and a back up. Chelsea's vision was having Caicedo as the starter and Adams as the senior back up.

Sonnobax15:

Which kind see-finish be this?

Well, everything wey bad still get advantage.....

You can imagine Chelsea wiping and banging other EPL clubs from behind anytime any day

Make we use that one take console ourselves as chelsea fans

Abi Chelsea receiving the banging from every Díck, Tom and Harry. 😌😌😌

correctguy101:
For wetin na.... You wan label me vampire ni...

It must go through the fire and come out victorious before it'll be worth my attention.. you know

I just dey ask ni o. You can try it raw though, one Nairaland resident doctor has already adviced people to be eating raw meat. 😂😂😂😌😌😌😌

[quote author=ahnie post=125018269][/quote]Evidence full ground berekete.

correctguy101:
You're just mentioning all the foods my soul can't live without...
I'm not confident I'll survive without meat...
I suspect I'm carnivorous..

Do you eat your meat raw?? E get why o. 😂😂😂

BleedGraphix:
This looks AI generated. Lacks empathy.

Probably chatgpt.

MyAmericandream:
Is raw meat now safer than cooked? I know fried meat is not good.

It's not, for the sake of your health please don't follow the advice of that ignorant fellow.

Yankee101:
Raw meat has salmonella
Easy on type of advice abeg
Make una no go worsen her case

I was shocked when I saw that devilish advice too, all these self appointed doctors sef. 😂😂😂😂

Merovi:
Stop eating fried foods, especially meat, if you must eat meat eat it raw, There's alot to your body that you don't know about.

Eat less more water stay healthy

And you don't know that raw meat can be probably even worse?
Have you heard of CJD disease before?? Dey play, say na eat raw meat. 😂😂😂😂

Rodinat:
If you are in Yoruba land ask any elderly woman or man around to show you a weed called "Olósónkuntu or osonkutu".Pluck the leaves and squeeze it with water.It do draw like jute leaves.Drink the water you sieve out of it.
You can get local white chalk(efun funfun) from agbo shop and dissolve little in the sieved water and drink it.
Twice daily,your poo will return to normal by God's grace

The problem with OP isn't with the poo, e be like say OP collect something through the back door ni, reason for the wear and tear. 😂😂😂

NFBI:
If Putin do same ICC will look for him
America and hypocrite

You mean Putin leaves anyone that threatens his life alone?? You need to change your weed supplier.

Bluezy13:
Are you a lady? 😂

Nah, I'm a full grown man with hairy-balls. 😂