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rechelle:
your one of such people with no self control, who's awlays quick to blame the weaker sex for "seducing/tempting",
In your wildest and farthest dream would you ever have someone like me, live in close proximity with a josef fritzl like you.
Men can be such hypocritical pigs sometimes.

Come-o, you want an accomodation or just want to abuse men on this forum.
If you don't know how to get what you want, y'll learn.

rechelle:
gee dude , you really 30 years? Yuk. You suck. Like seriously.
Your wife must have hurt some real nice people in her past life. Karma sure's a BIATCH.

If you no want be second wife, that's ok, but don't abuse me now.

I simply thought that you're desparate for accomodation, and I have a mutally benefitial situation for both of us. As you get fine face, I get accomodation.

Yeah, infact we can make a deal.

I'm looking for a second wife to help out with the kids, kitchen and bedroom.

And it's all free of charge.

Almond my dear long time, no see!

What you said is very nauseating, but true.

Anyone get 1st hand experience with this polygamy thing? I mean how does it really work?
As the 3rd wife, does Aisha have to join the other senior wives is a nightly islamic f--cking orgy, or does she wait for her turn?
The man, how about the man, does he go from room to room, or does he just lie there and the wives come to take their turns?
Somebody please give some answers, I'm dying of curiosity.

Nobody fit help yo, bro.

Kobojunkie:
Given that that part of the post was mistakenly ommitted, since the original has made himself known. He already gave himself out there and hence I see no need to even bother posting that info anymore. LMAO!!!, If you look at the posting, you will see that it takes the form of an article taken from a site somewhere, only that I forgot to post the source but since he already claimed it is his, then maybe he should be the one to post the source , LMAO!!

Foolish boy, which kin school you de go for OH?
People who forget to give credit to their source, and are stupid enough to be loud about it are said to have committed plagiarism. LMAO!!!!!!!!

Kobojunkie:
If you really want to be a gentleman you will learn to shut up and accept that once it is online and out there for the world to see, people are free to cut and paste it as many times as they wish to since it is not copyrighted.

It would have been nice to paste the write up in such a way that the original writer is noted or given credit.

so wetin dey stop Yardua from following the original plan?

Make we try help the poster now.

bigjay01:
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Na waaaa ohh, I am being charged N5 for every N1000 leaving my UBA NRN current account, in addition to a monthly maintainenance fee of N105.
From now on, all transfers to be made from my savings account
The problem is that the saving account (openend ages ago when I was in Nja) is not part of my NRN suite of accounts and I don't know how to add it to my NRN suite.
Any suggestions?

Do you know what type of charges they impose on UBA NRN Savings? How about if you close the current account into the savings, and operate the thing periodically.

Bye the way does anyone know if UBA in New York is violating any US banking laws by all these mean spirited deductions?

bawomol:
I don't think it's too early to lay a good foundation.

well then wait one year into his presidency to judge the foundation his policies are laid on.

wait one year, ten years whatever, you go see say pres. Yaradua is no good. Despite university education, he is no better than shagari and other northern semi-illitrates imposed on us by OBJ. First he imposed shagari instead of Awo, now we have this yaradua fool.

@kobojunkei

No, I'm not trying to scare you at all. My point is that all parts of naija are gifted with something, so let's find whatever it is, and let people be proud of what they can make.

USA has only one Detriot, so I don't care if the Igbos spearhead automobile production.
Instead of castigating them, other regions should honesty compete or look for their own God-given talent.

If this happens, you would see how fast we would go from a corrupt, oil-dependent, and uneducated society to a modern industrial giant.

adechuks:
@topic,
Nigeria is still in the planning stage.
Some companies have done comprehensive mapping of the major cities in Nigeria.
so the full answer is, GPS does not work in Naija yet. You will need a human GPS to assist you (and go with you) from point A to B, or help along the road (somewhere in point C).

Thanks for the information, it helps with planning to visit naija.

@evergie

Your point about banning the locally made vehicles before we test, drive, and compare them is very unfortunate. It points to the main reason why black Africans are backwards. I don't know your educational, political, and social background, but something is definitely wrong with your views about Nigeria.

@all
Secondly, I don't know why the thread is so labelled, but it for jest or justice? The name of the vehicle should not be a problem. Afterall Bavaria is a German tribe/region, the Bavarian Motor Works-BMW has never had a problem with marketing/quality/production.
In Nigeria, every region is endowed with unique qualities, so instead of fighting about the potential name of made-in Nigeria car, why don't we think about producing other things in naija?

How about a Warri-made submarine, Makurdi-made airplanes, and Sokoto-made satelite system, etc

That 35 million pounds= good roads, schools, hospitals, portable water, and government workers salary for delta people.

How else could he have made that much money while in office for the pst 8 years?

In China, you what could have happened to people like Ibori, Nnamani, etc?

So why are they rejoicing again?

Because, despite all the legal technicalities, Ibori still emassed property worth 35 million pounds- probably belonging to his own people who ironically are 'rejoicing' for having been robbed?

@all

Does anyone know when the share certificates for UBA and First Bank are coming out? I would appreciate some assistance. Thanks.

Surprised?

Why?

After so many years of being ruled by illitrate dictators, I'm even surprised illitracy is not higher in Nigeria.

Though he was not a dictator, Shagari started the downward turn in Nigerian educational standards.

Then Buhari, then the man the put the final nail on the Nigerian educational sysytem: Babangida.

He took Nigerians back so many years- educationally, that it would probably take long to reverse this ugly trend.

Babangida not only stole the June 12 election, but many did not also realise that he also stole our nations future to compete, educationally.

Anyone cared to search Paw-paw's past postings?

You'll not be surprised to find that he is a walking time bomb.

Once again, get help bro.

So, we now male call-service for naija!!

I go die-o

Yea, somebody recommended Paw-Paw to seeek help early on this thread.

Did he go? I doubt that he did.

Many things fit cause mental distress, such as :
1. Not getting a visa
2. Getting deported many times with different names
3. Being on not-wanted or no-fly list
4. Previous or current criminal record.

Check Osita's, sorry paw-paw's name as it applies.

@all
this paw-paw guy is a fraud. don't waste your time on him.

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Re: What Is Hell Like?
« #5 on: July 27, 2007, 12:42 PM »

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Hell is real o my brother. Repent now.

Go carry jare!

@paw-paw

I did not say your wealth was an embarassment-- you wish.

I said 'it's disgusting hearing lie about your so-called imaginary wealth.

Once again, do you need help with visa

@paw-pee

It's disgusting when you start boasting of your wealth.

No use, because your whole persona screams of frustration, anger, destitution, and of course petty jealousy.

Tell folks where it hurts, so that they can help you.

@paw-paw

There you go, Mr. Central Bank. Who you employ? Who go let you employ'em?

You just de waste time, instead of getting the best idea on how to get visa, you dey here trying to insult yourself.

evergie:
WillyWilly why would you open that your filty mouth to insult paw-paw? Pawpaw is clearly speaking the mind of most of us. How you out there send money home? no matter how rich they are. I was going a paper the other day and a line keep ringing bell in my head, that a nigerian researcher and a profound pioneer in moden internet have not come for the past 30 years and don't have a house in nigeria.

What a shame.

@evergie

Are you retarded?

What has not having a house in naija got to do this thread?

Not having a house in Nigeria by such persons(who developed the internet) may be because people like Paw-Paw in the guy's family simply rip him off any time he tries to invest or build a house in naija.

So much anger, so much misinformation, and so much wickedness by people like you and Paw-Paw against their fellow, but better faring Nigerians at home and abroad.

Go hit your coconut head head on the wall!

Can anyone please list the advantages of re-denomination.

The disadvantages are obvious:

1. Uncertainty of outcome

2. High rate of Illiteracy and confusion among naija people

3. Corruption and potential to fail as previously planned

4. Lack of desire to "actually" fight inflation by governmental agencies

All shit na shit.

Naija shit, American shit, British shit, Italian shit, South African shit- same shit.

Problem be: carry naija shit, and you go beg for your salary.

May be, you go carry more shit so that the previous shit way you carry go get paid for.

@Paw-paw, or whatever he calls himself, has never seen naija people waiting and begging for them salary after carrying shit all month long?

@poster

what's your beef?

You were either denied visa, deported, or placed on a no-wanted list.