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NIGERIAisComedy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruoOJlbyK28


Has he done interview with AriseTV?

Channels TV?

TVC?

Yet he is some peoples leading candidate.

I don't get how in a presidential election, somebody can avoid EVERY SINGLE DEBATE AND INTERVIEW and still be considered a major contender.

Only in NIgeria

He will lose votes if he attend debates or grant interviews. He knows that, his party knows that and his handlers know that.

Buhari would have been found out in 2015 if he attended debates or gave lengthy speeches, so his party made sure he did not attend debates or give lengthy speeches. None of Buhari speeches, that I know of, in the campaign rallies in 2015 lasted up to 1 minute.

APC used that strategy to avoid scrutiny of Buhari, they are using that strategy again now to avoid scrutiny of Tinubu.

Raymondkups12:
I have been racking my brain all day about what my fiancee told me, because I am pondering if she is lying to me or if am just overthinking it. I have decided to bring it here to get y'all views on this.

My fiancee stays in lagos. I stay in London. We talked a few days ago and she said her phone fell and the screen is bad. So yesterday I was about sending her 250k to get a new phone, when I went on WhatsApp and saw that she posted some pics on her status. Earlier she told me that she connected her WhatsApp to her laptop to be using. But it would not make sense to use your laptop to take pics. So I confronted her this morning about it. How are you using your bad phone to take pics and post pics on WhatsApp? She said that the screen is not broken with ink all over it, that it's just some part of the screen that is not working. She complained earlier to me that the same camera was now bad. So in answer to that she said she used her WhatsApp camera, that that one worked very well. Also note that she was able to type sentences on the photos she posted. I wanted to send her the money this morning, but what she said is not making sense to me. So I held back and excused her. Is she trying to exploit me financially or is she being truthful?

Note that she has had some trust issues in the past but she is also not money oriented, she hardly ask for money and she works and earn full-time.

What camera in a phone is Whatsapp camera?

Her phone camera is bad, but the Whatsapp camera is working fine?

Blitzerz:
Emefiele should simply move the deadline by one day.
Simple.
Let them turn supreme court to ping pong.

Animals

If I am the one, I will move the deadline by 1 additional week.

By that I would have complied with the supreme court ruling and the same time ensure that bullion vans does not decide who the people will vote for.

Raymondkups12:
I have been racking my brain all day about what my fiancee told me, because I am pondering if she is lying to me or if am just overthinking it. I have decided to bring it here to get y'all views on this.

My fiancee stays in lagos. I stay in London. We talked a few days ago and she said her phone fell and the screen is bad. So yesterday I was about sending her 250k to get a new phone, when I went on WhatsApp and saw that she posted some pics on her status. Earlier she told me that she connected her WhatsApp to her laptop to be using. But it would not make sense to use your laptop to take pics. So I confronted her this morning about it. How are you using your bad phone to take pics and post pics on WhatsApp? She said that the screen is not broken with ink all over it, that it's just some part of the screen that is not working. She complained earlier to me that the same camera was now bad. So in answer to that she said she used her WhatsApp camera, that that one worked very well. Also note that she was able to type sentences on the photos she posted. I wanted to send her the money this morning, but what she said is not making sense to me. So I held back and excused her. Is she trying to exploit me financially or is she being truthful?

Note that she has had some trust issues in the past but she is also not money oriented, she hardly ask for money and she works and earn full-time.

She works and earn, so why are you the one to buy her a phone?

Since she is your fiancee, you need to clear doubts when dealing with her.
You need to be open and express your fears.
Simply tell her that you are not convinced about the phone story, so you will not be sending any money until you are convinced about the whole story.

She can take pictures of the phone to send to you or she can find other means to convince you.

OvercomeShine:
My father is late. I live with my mother and siblings and we have been surviving on our small fruit business. I hawk banana, plantain, pineapple and so own. I finished secondary school 4 years ago but since no money to further, I joined my mother in the fruit business. I was to go learn fashion design this year but a woman who was once a woman-friend to a man in my home town came to the village to see her friend when she saw me and showed interest in me. So she met my mum and told her that I should follow her to Lagos to help her in her business, that after a year, she will put me in a nice fashion design school. That was like a saviour coming through for me. Living in the city and doing fashion design, that was my dream. So my mum agreed to it and I left with her to Lagos on Sunday morning. That was 22nd of January.

In Lagos, I stayed in her place for 3 days and she didn't take me to any restaurant she claimed she had.

In the evening of the 4th day which was Wednesday, she took me to one place, a hotel and we sat at the restaurant. There, she met another woman. She introduced me to her as her new girl. Later she asked me to excuse them and sit somewhere while the two of them discussed. After the discussion, she told me that her friend will show me where to sleep as her house was not ok for me to sleep that night. The woman later called a man whom I believed is the manager, he took me to the main hotel and showed me a room I will sleep. That was where I started seeing girls dressing half naked and hanging around. I also head another section where loud music was play. May be a bar or club.

On seeing that, I was afraid and I started asking myself, I hope my mind is deceiving me and I wasn't in the place to do prostitution.

The fear in me was doubled. So in the room, to my shock, the manager opened up to me that I am to join the girls in the hotel to sleep with men for money. That it is no big deal. That he understands I am a village girl who doesn't understand city life. That I will be well taken care of and lack nothing. The following day, I will be taken to the market and be buy new clothes. That there is much money in it that can change my life in a very short time. He said a lot trying to convince me.

During that time, he said normally before any girl joins the business, he would sleep with the girl first before any other person. He also said that normally the girls don't say no or reject the move and he does so for free but because he likes me, he would give me 10k to make me happy.

I was shock and confused at that point. I didn't even know when I started shading tears, asking him why my Aunty wants me to join prostitution. That prostitution wasn't why I was brought to Lagos. The man cut me off and said I should forget about all that and start work to earn money everyday to better my life. He said if I refuse, he will through me out and my madam will abandon me in the street of Lagos.

By this time, he was already touching me sexually. I am new, I don't know anybody in Lagos and I didn't even have a phone with me as she collected it from me. My mum in the village is without a phone either. Nobody to contact or anywhere to go. Since he was trying to have sex with me, I told him fine, I will do it but he should go and come back later so I can take my bath first. He left and about 5 mins later, someone came in with food for me, noodles and egg. Even though I was hungry but couldnt eat the food.

Then, my plan was to disappear from the place and God helped me to do that successfully. I ran out of the hotel and nobody catch me. I left the area far away so nobody can even find me. The next 3 days I was on the street roaming homelessly, hungry and tired. I slept in filling stations after begging the security to allow me. So the last filling station I slept, the security man told me to wait and see his manager in the morning that he may help me out. I waited, met the man and God used him to see me through. He felt bad when I told him about the problem especially as I didn't bath, eat nor sleep well the last 2 nights. He first bought food for me. He noticed my clothes were dirty and he bought top and skirt for me, and since he couldn't take me to his house for whatever reason, he took me to a guest house and paid for one hour, so I could just take my bath and change cloth. Later on, he took me to a park and book for my return. Mr. Folarin, I don't know you but God will really bless you for being so kind to me even when you didn't know me from anywhere.

So in the night, he dropped me in the park to sleep over and follow these first bus in the morning back to my place, Delta state. I have been calling him with any available number to thank him. He has talk with my mum too.

Since I returned and told my mum, she has been in shock. We went to that her friend in my home town and she denied having any idea the woman is into that kind of business. My number has been off and I don't have her number off head.

Please if you have any advice for me, drop it.

You are lucky to have escaped.

Make a statement to the police for now.

They might also be able to guide you on which anti human trafficking agency to report to.

But most importantly, focus on helping yourself to achieve your desired goals instead of looking for help from others.

Look for ways to expand your fruit business and you can do online training instead of opting for fashion design that you really don't want.

But why is your NL profile newly created?

LikeAking:
Wia u dia in 1984?

Abeg talk with wisdom.

How much people one withdraw in 1984 when one Nairia was equal to one Nairia?

Who withdraw hundred Nairia don withdraw big money, not now when even 100k is not enough..

Make una dey talk sensibly.

Dem no suffer this much cos inflation was very low..

You think everyone on NL is a teenager?

In 1984, there was no cash after everyone was forced to deposit their money in the bank and the bank refused to release money to the people.

Added to that was scarcity of essential commodities.

Things like sugar, detergent, rice, vegetable oil and baking flour were very scarce. People had to stay outside shops for days trying to buy those essential commodities with soldiers maintaining the line and flogging people.

Why do you think elders warned you kids in 2015 not to vote for Buhari.

You are asking me if I was there, continue.

Diyami:
You can buy farm land in epe, the soil is really great for watermelon and cucumber, cabbage, lettuce, tomatoes, pepper and other vegetables. If you need more information, drop your contact and I will give you a call

What is the cost of farmland per acre in Epe?

Waffarianman:
Come to delta we get good soil and farm land for you

Where in Delta state?
What is the cost of land per acre?

Pascal9:
I'm not defending anyone, if a thief like ganduje can build a 3layer interchange in c Kano, a tyrant like umahi can transform abakaliki even soludo is building quality roads, obiano building an airport, is it not better than one miser that buried his state money, like the biblical wise foolish man that Jesus rebuke and rejected. Get wisdom

You urchins think you are smart but you are not.

You create a lie and repeat it through different channels and hope it will stick, it will not stick, truth overcome lies on the long run.

If obi did not spend money and just buried the money then how did he revive education in Anambra state thereby making them to move from 26th position to 1st position?

How did Anambra come first in united nations mandated millennium development goals without spending money?
How did obi build medical facilities without spending money and just burying the money?

Do you know what it means for a state to come first in millennium development goals?

If I ask you what world class infrastructure your agbado master built now, you will tell me he built a blueprint. A blueprint you have not seen with your eyes.

Pascal9:
we don't need a miser, we don't need person that will save money, we need someone that will work with our money.he save money in Anambra and the state does not have world class infrastructure, that is stupidity

Which of the politicians stealing public funds for themselves and family has built world class infrastructure for the citizens?

Is there 24 hrs electricity in any state in Nigeria or pipe borne water to all homes? Is there government health coverage for the people or is the over 50% youth employment and under employment borne out of building world class infrastructure?

How much are you paid to come online to defend thieves? Is it worth it?

Pascal9:
he will bury your resources in the ground as the biblical man in the parable of the talent

So your problem now is that obi will save the money instead of wasting it.

So you prefer someone who will waste the money?

Anyway you are an adult, so choose any candidate you like. It is obi vs 2 thieves, you can choose a thief..

If you hate savings so much, why not tell Buhari to deplete the external reserves to 0 dollars?

BlackisBuT:
So I left the house very early morning today thinking that I will be able to withdraw. Unlucky to me I spent 6hours + only to withdraw 10k From the counter.my question ,What is Nigeria as a nation turning into🤔😤😓

People passed through worse than this in 1984 when the colour of the naira was changed by Buhari.

Today you can still spend the money through online transfer, in 1984 there was no online transfer, everything was cash payment and there was no cash in circulation.

Just endure, after the election more cash will be released, they just want to ensure that bullion van man does not have raw cash to buy votes in 2 weeks time.

Pascal9:
kwankwaso is is not using private jet to campaign, obi get money pass him?

Is kwankwaso campaigning?

Where has he gone to campaign?
Oh he went to Niger republic to campaign, how did he get there? By road or camel? or by commercial flight?

Guy forget, Obi nor dey give shishi.

Vote for someone who is not wasteful and will not waste the few resources that we have.

Pascal9:
He doesn't have money, but he is crusing in private jet

Obi never said that he is a poor man.
It is just he does not like wasting money.

That is understandable, no normal person that works hard for his money likes to waste money, only crooks who have access to easy money waste such money.

Gagare1:
So I have passed the aptitude test, oral interview, and done the medical test. But it has been over two months now and I am yet to hear from them. I am thinking of sending an email to the employer.

1) Is it okay to do that?
2) How long should I wait?
3) How long is the employment process in big organisations? It has been over five months since we started.

Call on phone if possible.

Sending a mail can be interpreted in many ways.
In an international company that I know of, a group of young recruits were not called to resume work because they wrote a group letter asking when they can resume after passing the interview.

Maybe the company did not want troublesome lots to be recruited.

Whatever you decide to do, remember the company is not obligated to employ you even after medical, do not give them the impression that it is your right to be employed and resume work.

Antoeni:
Fear no go Let Tinubu come

I doubt if Tinubu will show.

He will say he has prior engagements planned 3yrs ago so he can not make it.

Hakkiim0:
my mum ran away when I was 12yrs so you did expect me to follow suit wait even the man has agreed to keep me with him.
I'm 17yrs where do you expect me to run to?
Would you accommodate me if I come to live with you?
I won't reply you again.
Till you face the same faith like me and someone comes and add sand to make it worst like you are doing to me.

You need to stop lying more after you have been found out.

Your mum ran away, you did not go with your mum and you did not go to live with your father. I know that you are lying, but continue.

You registered this account yesterday, tell me your old username here so that we can see your history here. I bet you have used other formats to beg here previously and was busted or tired of that format, so you came up with this now.

Note that there are other signs that show that you are lying, I will not say them now so that you don't correct them.

Hakkiim0:
since you can't read and comprehend to what I wrote.
I agree, I'm lying.

You are living with your stepdad while your mum ran away from him 5 years ago.

So what is the basis of your living with him if your mum is no longer with him. You are a bloody liar.

This type of scam you are playing makes helping people with real problems to be difficult.

Hakkiim0:
my step Father care less.
My mum or rather that woman, ran away when I was 12yrs.

Why do you call the man you are living 2ith your step father.

Is he the husband to your mother?
Is your mother still married to him?

Some parts of this your story is not straight.

I am 98% sure that you are lying

cutecommend:
Wonderful ladies! Please let me show you fast ways to stop a guy who does not want to give up on you... The guy may be a man or a young guy..

(1) For a man who is not rich, just tell him to give you 300k in the next two days for any of your needs, then start disturbing his line with calls and texts messages for the 300k.

This advice can make some ladies miss good guys.

Many hard working young men can not give a woman 300k because they don't have it.

This your advice is a bad advice.

heptacrystal:
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You write all this grammar still fear to say the price.

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norriswood:
....mumu Tinubu stole ur lazy father money abi, u people are suffering now....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J4PieSoGvI


Translation below:


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Asiwaju dey come o ……….. e dey speak in tongues o
Bala bala bula ba …………….. e dey speak in tongues

Asiwaju dey come o ……….. e dey speak in tongues o
Bala bala bula ba …………….. e dey speak in tongues

Cassava Garri ………. ewa
Agbado ………………. ewa

Cassava Garri ………. ewa
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Cassava Garri ………. ewa

Agbado ………………. Ewa

Cassava Garri ………. ewa

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Cassava Garri ………. ewa

Agbado ………………. Ewa
Cassava Garri ………. ewa

E dey speak in tongues

Asiwaju dey come o ……….. e dey speak in tongues o
Bula bala bula ba …………….. e dey speak in tongues

Asiwaju dey come o ……….. e dey speak in tongues o
Bula bala bula ba …………….. e dey speak in tongues

Cassava Garri ………. ewa
Agbado ………………. ewa

Cassava Garri ………. ewa
E dey speak in tongues

why is it only APC that is complaining about this naira exchange.

for the past 8 years that sane Nigerians have been complaining, they kept mute and were calling others wailers.

They should calm down, just 3 weeks to go. After the presidential election the can flood the place with naira. We dont want people using stolen money to buy votes.

Bala bala bula ba needs to leave his bullion vans out of this election.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J4PieSoGvI


Translation below:


Cassava Garri ………. ewa
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Cassava Garri ………. ewa
E dey speak in tongues

Cassava Garri ………. ewa

Agbado ………………. ewa
Cassava Garri ………. ewa
E dey speak in tongues


Asiwaju dey come o ……….. e dey speak in tongues
Bala bala bula ba …………….. e dey speak in tongues
Asiwaju dey come o ……….. e dey speak in tongues o
Bala bala bula ba …………….. e dey speak in tongues


Cassava Garri ………. ewa
Agbado ………………. ewa

Cassava Garri ………. Ewa

.. e dey speak in tongues

Cassava Garri ………. ewa
Agbado ………………. ewa

Cassava Garri ………. Ewa

.. e dey speak in tongues

Asiwaju dey come o ……….. e dey speak in tongues o
Bala bala bula ba …………….. e dey speak in tongues

Asiwaju dey come o ……….. e dey speak in tongues o
Bala bala bula ba …………….. e dey speak in tongues

Cassava Garri ………. ewa
Agbado ………………. ewa

Cassava Garri ………. ewa
E dey speak in tongues

Cassava Garri ………. ewa

Agbado ………………. Ewa

Cassava Garri ………. ewa

E dey speak in tongues

Cassava Garri ………. ewa

Agbado ………………. Ewa
Cassava Garri ………. ewa

E dey speak in tongues

Asiwaju dey come o ……….. e dey speak in tongues o
Bula bala bula ba …………….. e dey speak in tongues

Asiwaju dey come o ……….. e dey speak in tongues o
Bula bala bula ba …………….. e dey speak in tongues

Cassava Garri ………. ewa
Agbado ………………. ewa

Cassava Garri ………. ewa
E dey speak in tongues

Watch this and laugh a little


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J4PieSoGvI

Jennyclay:
Cassava

Garri

Ewa

Agbado. ewa

Cassava garri ewa

Agbado. ewa

e dey speak in tongues

Asuwaju dey come o

e dey speak in tongues

Bala bala bula ba

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J4PieSoGvI

Curiouscity:
This will only be possible in Nigeria when non-Fulani people go into cattle rearing. The nomadic Fulani believes that nomadic lifestyle is his heritage. Not about the cows, but his beliefs and sense of entitlement.

The non Fulani people are also believing that cows need to move from place to place. Take the OP as an example, he does not even want to consider ranching.

Hatesin:
Ranching them do not cause any single problem. Na laziness about getting grasses for them.....

There's no animal that doesn't like being let loose to move about but you cage them so they don't damage crops

This is my thinking as well.

But tractors can be used to cut and deliver grasses to the animals. The whole venture just need to be well planned and the right equipment procured.

There is great prospect in it if the ranching option is explored. People can buy cows and keep in the ranch

Foolishbuhari:
Peter Obi has promised the peoples and youths of the Niger Delta that once he's president, artisanal oil refining will be legalized and fully incorporated into the system. There will be no more shooting of these boys and their facilities and camps destroyed.

Crude oil will be allocated to them by the NNPC, they buy, refine and sell. Resource control don start be that. Y'all think we the people of the Niger Delta will leave that for some demented senile clown Wike is pushing for selfish interests? E go shock Wike oh... E go shock e papa!

front page please!

If he can do that, it will be good.
Buy crude from the govt at official rate, refine locally on small scale and sell without fear of soldiers coming to destroy your facility.

That will be great, you will even find people who are willing to set up small chemical plants with crude oil as feedstock

Ajumose:
The nature of Cow we have in nigeria not really good for ranching unless you buy from South Africa....

You can only put them in ranch for short term business ( Buy and sell)

You can try our service.

What will happen if you keep the cows we have in Nigeria in a ranch?

Will they die?
Is there no solution to whatever problem ranching will cause?

JackDaAlienz:
You think iVF is 50 naira??
IvF cost millions of naira. The husband is an illiterate and will rather use such money to marry another woman.
The man dosent even want to accept it is his weak sperm that is the reason his wife is not pregnant.
I'm offering her a cheaper variant to save her marriage or else the man will chase her away and marry anoda woman.
So stop talking rubbish that I want to take advantage of her. I'm saving her

Mr saviour, leave another man's wife alone.
Do not do anything with a married woman without the consent of her husband.

You may think you are trying to save her marriage but you will destroy her home in the process. A woman is not supposed to betray her husband's trust. That is what you are offering.

What you are proposing is even against the penal code if you are in the north and can go to jail for it.

Wait for the time the husband and wife will come to you and request for your assistance.

If she wants to get pregnant for someone else, she knows who to meet, she has friends and maybe former lovers who can help her.

Be professional in your dealings with her.

She can even buy artificial insemination kit and get sperm from a donor and inseminate herself. It is not expensive

Ajumose:
it possible but make sure you have herders before taking them to edo.... cow doesn't like to stay in one environment for one two weeks. They like taking them from one place to another

Why do you say cow does not like to stay in one place for 2 weeks. What about other countries that keep their cows in ranches?

Can you keep the cows in a ranch?
Having the cows moving from place to place is not good and causes conflicts.

I will be interested if you can do ranching.