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JackDaAlienz:
I work in antenatal clinic as receptionist and I'm very good friends with the guy that does ultrasound scan.
There is this woman that usually comes for check ups. But she is not pregnant
I chat with her whenever we see
Today she visited as usual
I overheard ultrasound guy telling the woman that the only way she can ever get pregnant is by looking for sperm donor since her husband sperm quality is very poor.
She complained that the husband doesn't believe his sperm is weak and instead blame her for not conciving.
She said he refuse to follow her to fertility clinic to check his sperm quality.
I saw the woman feeling bad and distressed we chat again this time collected her number.

The thing is that I want to talk to her if she can allow me bleep her and impregnate her for a price.
Is it ethically right or am I committing a crime?

You are not trying to help the woman, you are just trying to use her predicament as an avenue to sleep with her.

If you want to help her, you can tell her to go for ivf using her husband's sperm to fertilize her egg and then implanting the embryo in her. That way she does not have to sleep with another man to get pregnant.

You saw a worried woman and you are thinking of taking advantage of her.

What if she dash you HIV or you dash her HIV in this your scheme that you are planning?

Ajumose:
maintenance/ feeding monthly charges per cow is 4k. Minimum you can buy under me is 5 cow. Price of cow varies( 120k, 130,140,150

How long does it take for the cow to be ready for sale?

What is F11 and F8.

Tinubu is losing it and being incoherent

Stippy:
I nor sure say you know wetin be dark web if you know you go know say BCW is a big scam site.

You think say money dey easy to make the way BCW portrait am. Mod, decrypt and spammer are big scammers.

If they really dey make transfer you think say they go dey do for people.
Once you make transfer give them they will take over and change your login details then they will use your profile and to comment that the Job was successful.

I have heard of scammers doing this in forex transfers. They collect your money and kick you out of the group then use your profile to comment that the deal was great and successful thereby fooling others.

Nigerfine3:
Nifor do not have super gene, that’s my desired

They don't have supergene.

If you see fake supergene seedlings will you be able to detect that it is fake?

Why not go for the real tenera seedlings that you are sure of?

imagrg:
I give my new lady friend 250k monthly to talk care of herself with as a struggling business man but she oftentimes sends messages to me asking for recharge card.

Giving her an extra 100k per month for recharge card will not be a bad idea, after all your father is Dangote.

iyakpon:
I appreciate your critisism. It will interest you to know am not a Google farmer, I have a practical background couple with am a graduate of plant science and biotechnology, I can tell you more about nifor and how their seeds is been processed, no doubt nifor have good seeds but there are different roads that leads to the market and you will still have result. Just few days ago I was still on a training on oil palm production so learning is continuous

If you are a plant scientist as you claim, why would you be doing wrong things in your field leading to public criticism?

You should even be the one advocating for the correction of the fraud going on in the seed supply chain in Nigeria. You should be advocating for the certification of seeds.

People are selling F2 seedlings in place of F1 seedlings and making people to grow substandard crops. Why are you part of this gang of people?

I am not a Google farmer as well, last year alone a nursed over 10,000 oil palm seeds which I will transfer to the field later.

Like I advised, get F1 seeds for Nifor, nurse them and sell to your clients.
The farmers who buy substandard seeds and seedlings become unhappy customers in future when they realize what happened, do not do things that will make you the target of anyone's annoyance.

Brandiebird:
About 2 years ago, I warned my boyfriend about a girl; his childhood friend, that regularly calls him. I asked him to stop the regular conversation with her which he said he would do then. After some time I noticed he stylishly brings up unconnected and irrelevant issues about the girl regularly when we talk. Issues like how he is counselling the girl on relationship matter. My boyfriend asked this girl out way back in university days which is the more reason I got angry about everything.

For some time, I just pretend every time he raises those topics about the girl but to my greatest surprise, my boyfriend used this girl’s picture as status update on her birthday. I can't believe that after I almost broke up with him over this topic two years ago, he was still bold to display her on his status for me to see.

Though I am not sure anything is going on between them but I am thinking of ending the whole relationship because I am now convinced my boyfriend is in love with this girl since he was willing to take that risk of uploading her picture on his status when he knew I would see it or was he thinking I have forgotten about the girl?

Logically, I think the disrespect he gave me on this matter is just too much for me to let slide, I want to end the whole relationship but I need the thoughts and suggestions of men and women inhere to conclude if my action is too drastic, I have stopped picking his calls for 1 week now. 💔❤️‍🩹💔

Your boyfriend has 2 friends.

One is a girlfriend while the other is a best friend.

He has responsibilities to both of them and is trying to please both of them.

Baby calm down and talk to your man.

Anyway you can dump your boyfriend and get another one here

Abojupupa:
Please, how can one procure seedlings from NIFOR? faithfulness2.tl@gmail.com

Search for Nifor on Google

https://nifor.org.ng/nifor-store/

You can try calling them on +234 813 729 2618

FalseProphet1:
For those that usually say my prophecy doesn't come to pass, can you now see that this one has come to pass. I Prophesy that the date would be shifted beyond 31st January, and it has happened. I hope I'm now vindicated that I'm not a fake Prophet.

This is the prophecy below.

You are truly not a fake prophet, you are just a false prophet.

iyakpon:
that is what you think but we have experimented this over time and our result are superb. Learn new things bro

You are selling F2 seedlings as hybrid and you are happy because people are giving you their hard earned money.

They will not know that you are giving them substandard seedlings until years later when the plants are fruiting.

Government really needs to have a certification process for seeds and seedlings and weed out people like you who are selling substandard seeds and seedlings.

I am sure it is the same process you use in getting all the other plant seedlings that you are selling.

You will not go to school to learn plant breeding but you want to earn money as a plant breeder. I pity those who give you their hard earned money.

copyrites:
Who remembers this headline:

https://gazettengr.com/tinubu-mistakenly-shared-flats-with-drug-lords-in-chicago-festus-keyamo%EF%BF%BC-2/?tztc=1

https://www.nairaland.com/7426119/tinubu-mistakenly-shared-flats-drug



From apartment to bullion van

Wow,

Tinubu mistakenly shared apartment with drug dealers.

Then tinubu mistakenly forfeited almost half a million US dollars of drug money to the US government.

Then 2 bullion vans mistakenly drove to tinubu house on eve of election with multitude of people waiting for payment at his house.

Now Tinubu is mistakenly saying rubbish e g balablu bulaba, broom broom broom, advance for a roasted corn. Agbodo, cassava, recruiting 50 million youths into the army.

If Tinubu wins, he will mistakenly give orders that will bend the lives of these lying urchins

Fuckallmods:
😂😂 be like u don Dey mental

Try it.

It works

Burdenbearer:
Hi, Nairalanders. I just met a lady who is a virgin and over 40. She is older than i am and she is financial independent. She is nice, caring and generous. She has a place of her own. I want to knack her and possibly get her pregnant, so that we can have kids together. She do giving me things for free. The issue now is that, she is this Churchy type and trying everything possible to avoid sex, even when i visited. And age is not by her side. Guys, What do i do abt this? I no wan pour sain, sain for my garri by initiating sex. Note: I have no bad intention against her. I'm not financially bouyant enough to do our human laws of marriage. She is even financially bouyant than i am.

Why not just marry her?

Take her to the registry if you don't have money for expensive wedding.

That is the honorable thing to do. If she were your sister, will you want a man to get her pregnant outside wedlock?

Fuckallmods:
I’ve had different babes when I was less busy and had time for girls. But now, I usually work 6/7 and free only on Sunday’s.
My friend introduced me to an olosho site, codedruns and I felt it was a redemption.
Fast forward to today, (I had to take break to fvvck) I booked for a very curvaceous damsel. She was looking neat and all that.
She reached my room, all smelling nice until we started the do.
Firstly she started with oral. she was good, until I brought in my CD to thrust… ladies and gents as I was thrusting deep, mucus blood followed (at this point my bulaby sank in).
I asked in shock! Are u fxxing seeing ur period? She said no. I pulled out, and told her I don’t fvvk married girls or girls on their period no matter what. I value my sanity more than all those shyt… paid her about 70% and asked her to leave.
Fear gripped me, it didn’t look like period, it mixed with wet catarrh like substance.
The point here is I’m scared, I should have returned back to wanking… wtf is this,
the point is the condom didn’t burst, but there are chances I might be infected with her head game.
Pls o, what can I take before this rubbish starts manifesting in my body?
I’m considering augmentin but Abeg make Ona help my life… if I carry olosho again ahhh

Just wash your dick with grinded fresh pepper 🌶️

You will be fine.

I want to find out if I can use my pay one e'er card to withdraw in dollars...One dude made a passing comment about an atm machine in eko hotels and another one at zenith bank that pays out in dollars in another thread

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There are many ATM paying out in dollars.

Just visit any ATM in the US, you will get paid in dollars.

You can also cash Zimbabwe dollars from any ATM in Zimbabwe.

But if you want to cash dollars in Nigeria, then transfer the money to your dollar domiciliary account, go to your bank and withdraw it over the counter.

dododawa1:
He die on Friday, straight to H.

Read

TOPCRUISE:
You see what Tinubu, APC government and NLC has caused.
When PDP was in government, NLC/TUC will protest. But under this APC, its like they now have a pact to become headless chickens which I don't understand

You want them to protest so that army can shoot them and take their bodies away, then APC online wing will be asking where are the bodies, that no one died.

Guy, let everyone suffer in silence, no protest. Those who are sensible can protest with your votes. If the foolish ones are in majority then APC will still win and the suffering will continue.

Mayowa112:
there this my ex babe
although we had a messy break up but she still giving green light like she chats me up to check up on me time to time

when we were dating our sex live was crazy
she is the only girl I have se× with that take up to 1hr non stop without any man power or drink
we once had se× in the pool countless doggie

she someone that likes having se× and she doesn't like slow sex she likes tatatata as in very fast sex ....she spoilt me a lot cause I have never heard a girl saying baby spank me fuxk me hard
fuxk like you hate me lol it was some kind of crazy stuff

but we broke due to her anger issues she the hot jealous type so I had stay away from her make she no kill me

but some for some weeks now we have been talking romantically like she said she miss me that she wants to see me

in conclusion she said we should see and I agreed cause I kinda of miss her too
but do you think I should go ahead and see her
I know we might have sex
should I

I know you will go.

No need advising you.
Wear your CD anyways, that girl has tasted many rods, don't come for advice on how to cure HIV

Praktikals:
My verdict: Peter Obi is a compulsive liar.

You are the liar urchin.

Obi quoted unemployed and underemployed youths data, you are using that to fact check only unemployed youths data.
Do you even know what underemployed means?

Urchin, rest. We have passed this stage.

iyakpon:
As for the sprouted seeds we do the sprouting ourselves, we have a promising high yielding tenera palm trees selected for only seed production. i have a pic for that but for more details feel free to contact me

This is wrong.
Getting seeds from hybrid trees does not mean the offspring from those seeds will have the desired hybrid characteristics.

You are spreading low quality seedlings with this your method. Rather go to Nifor and buy hybrid sprouted seeds, grow them and sell to your customers, that way you will be selling true hybrids.

Workch:
I just got back home from work, no electricity and no fuel to power my Gen.

See, my area in Lagos can barely boast of 24hours worth of electricity in a week and now there no fuel to power my generator. I am typing from a beer palour now where I have to uncomfortably seat to let my phone charge. I cannot come back home from work and rest in peace. Nawa o
APC cannot fix electricity for 8years, they cannot provide a refinery and they are not even apologizing.

Why should I even try to reinforce this failure?
This is so pathetic

Nlfpmod please

Look at the bright side.

You have work to come back from.
You have a home to return to.
You have a beer parlour near your home to charge your phone.
You even have a phone to charge.
You even have a generator.

Just close your eyes and vote for PDAPC, sorry PCAPD, oh sorry, what am I saying self, just vote balablu, remember he is your extended brother.just forget that he now has cognitive impairment, help him to achieve is lifelong ambition of being called president.

But why did the man not just apply to be president of his town union? President is president na.

Sensible people will vote for Obi Sha.

Maddestdp:
It's just 5 days I broke up with the girl I love due to so many challenges we've been facing over 6 years. We separated for 6 months last year and started dating a new girl while she also dated someone but she said it didn't last 2 weeks coz the guy cheated. What I never did to her. Now, the girl I was dating has gotten pregnant for me and I am planning wedding with her. She did same thing that always make us break up and I see it as an avenue to stay away from her. I love her so much. It's emotionally draining coz we do have great sex. The energy in bed for us is fire. The sex made me emotionally attached to her.
I unblocked her today and chatted her up coz my intention is to make her my side chick.
Attached is our chat this morning and do you think I am overdoing things and was it necessary to chat her up. Should I just forget her or find a way to make peace with her and we fucking. This is a girl that has once confessed to me that any guy that she sleeps with she imagine I am the one on her. It's my image she always see and she doesn't feel it like the way I do with her.

One girl is pregnant for you, you are planning to marry her at the same time planning to keep your long time girlfriend as a side chic, death dey hungry you.

Does the long time girlfriend know that your new girlfriend is pregnant for you?

Just move on if you want to marry the new girl.
A point will come when your old girlfriend will blame you for the 6 years she wasted dating you.

When her new relationship does not work out or if she find it difficult getting married, she will remember you and blame you for her ordeal, you better not be around her then.

ObaOfUyo:
Update


The current price for a kilo of palm kernel is 385 naira per kilo.


WhatsApp me let’s deal

What is the price of PKO?

Chabigeorges:
No i didnt.

For soybean. Export from Benin is forbidden now.

I am looking for people able to come at the border and get it

Is the border between Benin and Nigeria open for trade? I thought the border was closed.

If the border is closed, then I will advice you to wait until a new president is elected in Nigeria who will open the border.

Do not export soya bean to Nigeria if your country prohibits it

If the border is open, I will advice you to look into export of tomatoes to Nigeria. The demand is very high all year round.

Wishing you success

Candidlady:
the second picture looks like some photoshoot stuff


the way he rested on the tree


men are really suffering but their ego or redpill movement won't let em tell a lady their problems...


their motto: irather kill myself than beg an evening newspaper lol

no rip for em

Dear evening newspaper. I am a man and I am passing through a lot. Can you help me?

I need help to convince Yoruba Muslims not to vote a drug lord, I also need help to convince northerners not to vote a looter. I am having sleepless nights over these.

He should go by trailer. The kidnappers mostly don't bother trailers

Are there companies that buy pawpaw in large quantities?

Is anyone using it for juice making?

The people will shock APC and PDP in the next election.

Bandits are kidnapping people, food prices are off the roof, joblessness is messing up the people yet PDP and APC think the people will not attempt to punish them at the polls.

They will be shocked.

I need 50kva alternator, do you sell only alternator?