Fuckallmods:
I’ve had different babes when I was less busy and had time for girls. But now, I usually work 6/7 and free only on Sunday’s.
My friend introduced me to an olosho site, codedruns and I felt it was a redemption.
Fast forward to today, (I had to take break to fvvck) I booked for a very curvaceous damsel. She was looking neat and all that.
She reached my room, all smelling nice until we started the do.
Firstly she started with oral. she was good, until I brought in my CD to thrust… ladies and gents as I was thrusting deep, mucus blood followed (at this point my bulaby sank in).
I asked in shock! Are u fxxing seeing ur period? She said no. I pulled out, and told her I don’t fvvk married girls or girls on their period no matter what. I value my sanity more than all those shyt… paid her about 70% and asked her to leave.
Fear gripped me, it didn’t look like period, it mixed with wet catarrh like substance.
The point here is I’m scared, I should have returned back to wanking… wtf is this,
the point is the condom didn’t burst, but there are chances I might be infected with her head game.
Pls o, what can I take before this rubbish starts manifesting in my body?
I’m considering augmentin but Abeg make Ona help my life… if I carry olosho again ahhh

Just wash your dick with grinded fresh pepper 🌶️

You will be fine.

I want to find out if I can use my pay one e'er card to withdraw in dollars...One dude made a passing comment about an atm machine in eko hotels and another one at zenith bank that pays out in dollars in another thread

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There are many ATM paying out in dollars.

Just visit any ATM in the US, you will get paid in dollars.

You can also cash Zimbabwe dollars from any ATM in Zimbabwe.

But if you want to cash dollars in Nigeria, then transfer the money to your dollar domiciliary account, go to your bank and withdraw it over the counter.

dododawa1:
He die on Friday, straight to H.

Read

TOPCRUISE:
You see what Tinubu, APC government and NLC has caused.
When PDP was in government, NLC/TUC will protest. But under this APC, its like they now have a pact to become headless chickens which I don't understand

You want them to protest so that army can shoot them and take their bodies away, then APC online wing will be asking where are the bodies, that no one died.

Guy, let everyone suffer in silence, no protest. Those who are sensible can protest with your votes. If the foolish ones are in majority then APC will still win and the suffering will continue.

Mayowa112:
there this my ex babe
although we had a messy break up but she still giving green light like she chats me up to check up on me time to time

when we were dating our sex live was crazy
she is the only girl I have se× with that take up to 1hr non stop without any man power or drink
we once had se× in the pool countless doggie

she someone that likes having se× and she doesn't like slow sex she likes tatatata as in very fast sex ....she spoilt me a lot cause I have never heard a girl saying baby spank me fuxk me hard
fuxk like you hate me lol it was some kind of crazy stuff

but we broke due to her anger issues she the hot jealous type so I had stay away from her make she no kill me

but some for some weeks now we have been talking romantically like she said she miss me that she wants to see me

in conclusion she said we should see and I agreed cause I kinda of miss her too
but do you think I should go ahead and see her
I know we might have sex
should I

I know you will go.

No need advising you.
Wear your CD anyways, that girl has tasted many rods, don't come for advice on how to cure HIV

Praktikals:
My verdict: Peter Obi is a compulsive liar.

You are the liar urchin.

Obi quoted unemployed and underemployed youths data, you are using that to fact check only unemployed youths data.
Do you even know what underemployed means?

Urchin, rest. We have passed this stage.

iyakpon:

As for the sprouted seeds we do the sprouting ourselves, we have a promising high yielding tenera palm trees selected for only seed production. i have a pic for that but for more details feel free to contact me

This is wrong.
Getting seeds from hybrid trees does not mean the offspring from those seeds will have the desired hybrid characteristics.

You are spreading low quality seedlings with this your method. Rather go to Nifor and buy hybrid sprouted seeds, grow them and sell to your customers, that way you will be selling true hybrids.

Workch:
I just got back home from work, no electricity and no fuel to power my Gen.

See, my area in Lagos can barely boast of 24hours worth of electricity in a week and now there no fuel to power my generator. I am typing from a beer palour now where I have to uncomfortably seat to let my phone charge. I cannot come back home from work and rest in peace. Nawa o
APC cannot fix electricity for 8years, they cannot provide a refinery and they are not even apologizing.

Why should I even try to reinforce this failure?
This is so pathetic

Nlfpmod please

Look at the bright side.

You have work to come back from.
You have a home to return to.
You have a beer parlour near your home to charge your phone.
You even have a phone to charge.
You even have a generator.

Just close your eyes and vote for PDAPC, sorry PCAPD, oh sorry, what am I saying self, just vote balablu, remember he is your extended brother.just forget that he now has cognitive impairment, help him to achieve is lifelong ambition of being called president.

But why did the man not just apply to be president of his town union? President is president na.

Sensible people will vote for Obi Sha.

Maddestdp:
It's just 5 days I broke up with the girl I love due to so many challenges we've been facing over 6 years. We separated for 6 months last year and started dating a new girl while she also dated someone but she said it didn't last 2 weeks coz the guy cheated. What I never did to her. Now, the girl I was dating has gotten pregnant for me and I am planning wedding with her. She did same thing that always make us break up and I see it as an avenue to stay away from her. I love her so much. It's emotionally draining coz we do have great sex. The energy in bed for us is fire. The sex made me emotionally attached to her.
I unblocked her today and chatted her up coz my intention is to make her my side chick.
Attached is our chat this morning and do you think I am overdoing things and was it necessary to chat her up. Should I just forget her or find a way to make peace with her and we fucking. This is a girl that has once confessed to me that any guy that she sleeps with she imagine I am the one on her. It's my image she always see and she doesn't feel it like the way I do with her.

One girl is pregnant for you, you are planning to marry her at the same time planning to keep your long time girlfriend as a side chic, death dey hungry you.

Does the long time girlfriend know that your new girlfriend is pregnant for you?

Just move on if you want to marry the new girl.
A point will come when your old girlfriend will blame you for the 6 years she wasted dating you.

When her new relationship does not work out or if she find it difficult getting married, she will remember you and blame you for her ordeal, you better not be around her then.

ObaOfUyo:
Update


The current price for a kilo of palm kernel is 385 naira per kilo.


WhatsApp me let’s deal

What is the price of PKO?

Chabigeorges:


No i didnt.

For soybean. Export from Benin is forbidden now.

I am looking for people able to come at the border and get it

Is the border between Benin and Nigeria open for trade? I thought the border was closed.

If the border is closed, then I will advice you to wait until a new president is elected in Nigeria who will open the border.

Do not export soya bean to Nigeria if your country prohibits it

If the border is open, I will advice you to look into export of tomatoes to Nigeria. The demand is very high all year round.

Wishing you success

Candidlady:
the second picture looks like some photoshoot stuff


the way he rested on the tree


men are really suffering but their ego or redpill movement won't let em tell a lady their problems...


their motto: irather kill myself than beg an evening newspaper lol

no rip for em

Dear evening newspaper. I am a man and I am passing through a lot. Can you help me?

I need help to convince Yoruba Muslims not to vote a drug lord, I also need help to convince northerners not to vote a looter. I am having sleepless nights over these.

He should go by trailer. The kidnappers mostly don't bother trailers

Are there companies that buy pawpaw in large quantities?

Is anyone using it for juice making?

The people will shock APC and PDP in the next election.

Bandits are kidnapping people, food prices are off the roof, joblessness is messing up the people yet PDP and APC think the people will not attempt to punish them at the polls.

They will be shocked.

I need 50kva alternator, do you sell only alternator?

Tinubu did worse than Okupe. We all saw the bullion vans he brought home on the eve of the 2019 election. Okupe was found guilty of handling cash. Tinubu handled more cash and is walking freely. Talk of hypocrisy

OsunOriginal:
I don't know what Obi wants to tell Nigerians again with the conviction of his DG for money laundering. Obi's grandstanding now seems to have been deflated, depriving him of the moral authority to talk about sanitizing the country when most of the people around are corruption incarnates.

When was the crime committed ?

You want to blame Obi for something Okupe did in 2015 when he was in PDP?

You need to stop wishing bad for Nigeria. We are not going to leave Obi and move to known crooks like Tinubu or Atiku

DaddyCK:


Stingy how? U need moiney or u want moiney?(no oofencsse)

Nigeria needs money and more importantly p, partnerships. As a former colony of the UK, they can provide more beneficial partnerships to Nigeria. Access to markets, setting up of critical infrastructure, helping to prevent organized corruption by our leaders are areas that they could help Nigeria more, but what do we see, we have largely been left to swim or drown on our own.

Stippy:
A pressing issue here, anytime I come on nairaland and there is news about the war going and the uk is mentioned people will start insulting them or when some Nigerians are making plans to travel to the UK countries some naira landers always lambast the UK saying it a poor country, too much tax and it doesn't encourage Iaving.

Well, in my own opinion I think the UK is a great country the only issue here is that it a small country, I don't know why they didn't expand and claim land like Russia, US and Canada, instead of forming colonies. The UK is the 6th country with the highest Gdp and they are approximately more than 60 billionaires(bristish asian and white British) but why do most nairalander hate UK?
I have family relative(ilitrate)who went there and in 6 month time started building house in Nigeria. So how is the UK a poor country?

Them stingy

Jeweltz:
This guy has been all about virginity and virginity since we start talking. This is a guy that might've had uncountable sex with all sort of women in America o. Now he comes and he said he love his wife a Virgin. I only ever had about two sexual experience with men . Never seen a grown man obsessed about virginity like that

He will know.

Nonexisting1:
My duty that day is to use this my PVC to give ObiDatti my vote and go home to drink beer. If Nigerians like they should vote whoever they like, na all of us go suffer am together. I've learnt to hustle differently now and to save my money in hard currency so come rain come sunshine, I can never beg for bread in this jungle.

Do be too sure of not begging.

When Nigeria happen to you, you will beg.

Ttalk:
Bola Ahmed Tinubu is the right person based on competence. Many above have spoken about his qualities but let me add what I admire so much in him that Nigeria needs right now.

Visionary Leadership. Tinubu was recorded as the first governor that dares Obasanjo to create an additional council.

Does Lagos need additional council? Yes

Does 1999 give provision for it? No

How did Tinubu manage the situation?
He simply turned the new council into a development area council.

Did he break any law? No

Did he achieve the result with his decision? A resounding YES

Today, the creation of 37 area councils is the reason behind higher development and IGR in Lagos state compared to other states.

The example above if replicated in the Nigeria system will make a difference. There are so many areas that the constitution, institution, and people would not agree with the right thing that would transform the country, TINUBU is the only one that can come up with a solution that would address those key issues.

Pacesetter. Tinubu is known for his creative ability. Many of what he created are being emulated by Federal and state governments in Nigeria.
LIRB was copied by FG.
Kaduna state government copied his IGR model and today Kaduna is among the top 5 states with the highest IGR

I can go on and on with outstanding quality that separates him from others.

Tinubu success stories don't come as a fiction, rather it is a deliberately planned, and followed-up principles of patience, perseverance, and doggedness that made him transform AD a regional party into a party that merges to take over power at the center.

You are a liar.

Tinubu was not the first to create area councils in Nigeria.



Tinubu did not create 37 area councils at first, he created local government areas and only decided to copy delta and bayelsa states and changed them to area councils when the local governments he created was denied federal government subvention for 2 years.

Ibori was the first to create area councils in Nigeria.

Tinubu went against the constitution and created local governments, Obasanjo asked him to stop but he refused, that resulted in Obasanjo withholding the local governments subvention until he complied.

Ibori was smarter. Prior to 1999 Warri was embroiled in war between the Ijaws and the Itsekiris over local government creation and administration, to bring about peace, Ibori created area councils for the Ijaws, Itsekiris and the urhobos in the 3 Warri local governments. For the past 22 years that Ibori implemented this solution there has been peace in Warri and the local government subvention was not withheld by the federal government because Ibori was smarter and followed the law.

Even bayelsa copied it and created 24 area councils from their 8 local governments peacefully.

Tinubu later copied delta and bayelsa states after federal government withheld Lagos local government subvention for about 2 years.

You APC people should stop lying and deceiving the people. The people are still suffering from your lies of 2015, you now want to build 2023 on lies as well.

Keepamsafe:
Hello All.
I finally found my voters card after misplacing it for about 6 months now.
My sister found it in the family old shelf. Im not sure how I left it there.

But, there’s even a bigger problem now. I’m confused on who to vote for. Im pragmatic and open to any choice as im not sentimental. Im about the progress of Nigeria and Africa as a whole.

Among the three forerunner;

Tinubu

Peter Obi

Atiku.

I sincerely don’t know who should have my vote.

Hopefully, Nairalanders can help me with a better choice and reason to vote for the said choice.

PS: I will only vote for a progressive candidate that is all and about the progression of NIGERIA.

Cc: Seun Mynd44 Dominique justwise OAM4J lalasticlala Ishilove

Please help im confused

If you are confused then think about why the candidates are running for the election.

Some candidates run for elections for their personal benefits and to benefit their associates.

If you are not an associate of such a candidate, then much benefits is not planned o come your way, few collateral benefits may come your way but it was not the plan for you to benefit.

Atiku made it clear his associates will benefit from his presidency.

Tinubu fits squarely into this group of politicians as well. Which average south west resident has benefited from tinubu being in power in the south west for the past 23 years. It is just his family and associates that are benefiting.

Some candidates run to use public funds for public good. These type of candidates do not steal public funds, they eliminate waste of scarce funds and they do not create laws to enrich themselves or that high pension from public coffers when they leave office.
Peter Obi squarely sits in this category of politicians.

They next thing you can look at is the character of the candidates. No matter the amount of hope you bestow on the future, a corrupt candidate will not turn into a good manager of public funds. A good chunk of south west funds ends up in tinubu's account yearly. In some cases laws were created to make it look legal for him to be siphoning such funds for himself but in a sane society, such could never happen.
Corrupt leaders steal public funds and use such stolen funds to acquire more political positions and steal more public funds from the new positions. Just remember how Tinubu and Atiku became the flag bearers for their parties, by buying off the delegates. That is a bad omen, they will steal public funds to recover their investment.

Obi has made conscious effort not to appropriate public funds for himself. Not even pension payment to himself after 8 years as governor which is against the norm for people like Tinubu. Also Obi has avoided the usual delegates buying by leaving the PDP when it became obvious that money politics will play out in PDP.

If you are still confused, then simply vote someone different, PDP and APC has failed Nigerians, our children are jobless, terrorists are killing the people, kidnapping is all time high, corruption is the order of the day, the naira has seen massive depreciation, just vote a different party outside of PDP and APC so that we can retire these crops of failed politicians. Do not reward failure with more votes, it does not make sense.

CyberHustle:
I want to try farming but want to avoid crops cows can eat in order to avoid farmer versus herder clash.
What are the crops experienced farmers can recommend?

Ginger and castor seed

chrisxxx:

He never mentioned Tinubu naaaa

I can read your mind from here. I know it's tinubu you are referring to.

We know peter obi is from Nigeria and mikano thief is from Cameroon, it is tinubu that gets people confused. No childhood history, no primary school records, no childhood friends, no parents history, no siblings, they said he is even using Donald Duke's childhood pictures as his own.

My friend, I know it is tinubu that you are doubting his nationality.

1Alex:
What about a candidate whose nationality is unknown?

Did pikin, the urchins are coming for you.

Who told you Tinubu's nationality is unknown?

Continuation of corruption.
Selling of public properties at extremely low rates to cronies.
Confirming that being corrupt is good and corrupt people can be rewarded with the highest office in the land.
More Fulani terrorism of Nigerians
More food scarcity as farmers stay away from their farms for fear of being kidnapped.
More kidnapping nationwide by Fulani terrorists

BirtherOfKings:


Stop playing GOD and learn to forgive.. besides it takes loads of intelligence and people skills to bring people together and even steal ..dat can be chanlled into something good..that's why boys with energy are channelled into sports..be open.minded

A thief should not be allowed near public funds. Being an intelligent thief does not mean he is the best for the society, there are millions of other intelligent people who are not thieves and have channelled their intelligence into productive ventures.

Atiku and Tinubu are not patriots, they have been helping themselves to public funds for long, it will be foolish to entrust public funds to thieves for safe keeping.

Moreover God does not forgive people unless they repent, why should we forgive these thieves and vote for them when they have not repented?

BirtherOfKings:
tainted doesn't mean they can't change though. They may want to use this.opportunity to leave a good legacy and be part of the leaders that transformed this nation

Being corrupt is a character defect. It is almost impossible to change ones character, moreover corrupt people thinks being corrupt is smartness and will not change from how they know how to live, which is through corruption.

Atiku retired on salary grade 14, which should equate to less than 2 million naira a year in salary. He could not have earned more than 60 million naira as salary during his entire career in the customs, but he ended up a billionaire. Those are not the type of people you entrust public funds to.

Tinubu on his own has made living off public funds a past time.

Nigerians can not elect bad and corrupt leaders and hope for miraculous development, we need to do the right things instead of waiting for miracles.