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Family / Re: Wife Insists That Husband Must Use Condom Before They Have Sex by EbolaParasite: 5:14pm On Feb 19, 2016
menabae:
The wife is just being cautious,family planning method is not good fr every woman's body,so is bound to fail to some extent, I think the condom is better...... my opinion thou

Na lie. Either she suspects the guy is "playing away games" or she is "playing away games" shocked
Religion / Re: Ogun Pastor Turns Bottled-Water To Wine Inside Church (Video) by EbolaParasite: 12:03pm On Feb 17, 2016
tempest01:
I don't know what to say, but if this is a miracle, then is it to the glory of God? Why just turn water to wine for no reason?
Faith is normally exercised when there is a need...


I won't judge...But by fruits we shall know them.

he should rather give to the less privileged than setting out to try and turn water to wine.


It is not a miracle. He should be in jail. I think it is high time a task force is set up to start putting all these criminals in jail. The only reason they perform these fake miracles is to gain more members and increase revenue. How is he different from Bank Robbers?

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Politics / Re: Ben-Bruce's Response To A Twitter User Over Arguement On Youth Ministers by EbolaParasite: 11:51pm On Feb 13, 2016
efilefun:
He complained about the ages of those in Buhari's cabinet forgetting his almost 70 himself if not 70 already cuz that 66 na "employment" age!!!

Where did you guys get this 66 from?
Politics / Re: Ben-Bruce's Response To A Twitter User Over Arguement On Youth Ministers by EbolaParasite: 11:34pm On Feb 13, 2016
jmichlins:
google is your friend

Google says he is 59. Now what!

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Politics / Re: Ben-Bruce's Response To A Twitter User Over Arguement On Youth Ministers by EbolaParasite: 11:23pm On Feb 13, 2016
jmichlins:
he is part of the system of old men. last time i checked, youths are below 45 and he is 66. you want to be elected? stop making davido and wizkid your role model and then pick up form during election and if you give your people reason why your the right choice they will elect you. Nigerian youths need to stop blaming the old generation for remaining in the corridor of power. How can you hope to be elected when you do not contest

Ben Bruce is 66? Adonbilivit.
Maximum 60yrs

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Politics / Re: Ben Bruce Orders Innoson Car For His Personal Use From The Anambra Based Company by EbolaParasite: 8:31pm On Feb 13, 2016
dignity33:
dangote started his cement and food production industries the whole Nigeria join hand and make him to grow, Adenuga brought his telecominication industries we especially igbos make him to compete with MTN now is Innosen motor industries and hausa more espectial a yoruba man will never see any thing good in that car even the so called adenuga and dangote. ****

Stop being silly. If you are innovative, people will buy your products regardless of your ethnicity. Globacom filled a void and brought along innovative solutions. They brought something MTN didn't have. As a matter of fact, mtn said it wasn't possible at the time. Remember what I'm talking about? PER SECOND BILLING. This and other things.

Dangote did the same thing. Besides just being Nigerian, what does innoson bring to the table?

If for instance, innoson makes cars that have SUPER COLD OYE - AC for those wey no sabi OYE to suit naija weather and traffic, that would be a hot selling point. Or if their cars had solid suspension systems, struts and shocks that excel well in naija potholes, don't you think people will rush them?

If you simply buy mitsubishi engines and then assemble, how are you different or what value does the customer hope to attain besides helping you grow your business?

No need for sentiments, it's purely common sense
Politics / Re: Ben Bruce Orders Innoson Car For His Personal Use From The Anambra Based Company by EbolaParasite: 8:21pm On Feb 13, 2016
dlox147:
you made sense but truth be told every business starts from somewhere. If we don't patronize him, how then do you expect his company to build the required funds to take him to that level you desire? The point about patronizing made in Niegria is so we can grow into world class brands! If we all stuck to Gucci suits, yummy casual would still be a dream.

When he finally becomes a mercedes or an audi type company, will he remeber me? Will they dash me free cars because i helped build up the company? You are barking on the wrong tree. The government has the sole responsibility of making it conducive for innoson to compete. Let the government use only innoson cars and he can build up from there. This is a private company and not a charity. If i can get value for my money, why not? On the contrary, i won't donate to charity to enrich an already rich person due to sentiments.

By the way, i manufacture cellphones too (actually assemble them). Will your drop your apple, samsung, htc etc to patronize me simply because i am Nigerian? Knowing fair well that my product is just a mere copycat of lower quality?

Sentinents will get you no where. Let innoson come out and put a 100,000 mile warranty or 5 year warranty on their product. Watch and see how people will rush them.

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Politics / Re: Ben Bruce Orders Innoson Car For His Personal Use From The Anambra Based Company by EbolaParasite: 6:37pm On Feb 13, 2016
Keystonn:
Still waiting for the first Yoruba man that will patronize innosonmotors

But tribalism wouldn't let them

I won't patronize not because i am a tribalist but simply for quality issues. If i want a mitsubishi, i will buy from mitsubishi and not the assembled one from innoson. If innoson makes their own unique engine/car, then i may consider them after they have established a track record. When it comes to the money that i worked so freekn hard to earn, i make logical buying decisions and not sentimental ones

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Politics / Re: Ben Bruce Orders Innoson Car For His Personal Use From The Anambra Based Company by EbolaParasite: 6:30pm On Feb 13, 2016
TnDrive:
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https://mobile.twitter.com/SKSolaKuti/status/698306796746895360/photo/1

Okay. While he is at it, he should also sell any foreign car he owns. If he wants to drive from Abuja to Lagos, he should drive Innosson and not pull out his custom bus, mercedes, or kia. Chikena.
Religion / Re: Ogun Pastor Prays Recharge Card Into His Church Members Phone by EbolaParasite: 5:52pm On Feb 12, 2016
martyns303:
Has anyone seen the movie "Now you see me"

Just saw this after i posted. Washiere my guy. Don't mind the gullible followers
Religion / Re: Ogun Pastor Prays Recharge Card Into His Church Members Phone by EbolaParasite: 5:50pm On Feb 12, 2016
NEHLIVE:
Such hilarity! This happened at a church in Ogun state recently. Never seen anything like it before.lol The pastor pictured above said he wanted to show his members how powerful God is. He then asked them to bring out their phones and prayed that God should miraculously credit their phones.

After the prayer, one of the female members testified that she had only N9 balance on her phone before the prayers but after the prayer, she saw N750 credit on her phone. Another one said she had N50 but after the prayers, she checked her balance and it was N100....Eyin oluwa logo! Lol.


http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/02/photos-pastor-prays-recharge-card-into.html

419
Watch the movie "Now you see me"
They took it from their playbook. Bloody liars. They have phone numbers of their church members and sent credit to a select few. Gullible followers
Travel / Re: Abimbola Jayeola Captain Of Bristow Helicopter That Ditched In Atlantic Ocean by EbolaParasite: 10:29pm On Feb 05, 2016
Whirly:


There are things you don't joke with. He might be 'catching trips' but some r3tards be liking his comment and would believe he is saying something truthful.

True
Travel / Re: Abimbola Jayeola Captain Of Bristow Helicopter That Ditched In Atlantic Ocean by EbolaParasite: 10:26pm On Feb 05, 2016
GworoChewinMaga:


I want you to take that back right now!

Make me.
Joker. tongue
Travel / Re: Abimbola Jayeola Captain Of Bristow Helicopter That Ditched In Atlantic Ocean by EbolaParasite: 10:24pm On Feb 05, 2016
Whirly:


I have to come for your r3tarded ar$e. Like what the fudge are you spilling? What orifice is this thrash coming from? I know some people make retarded comments just to get noticed but your level of stupidity is mind boggling!!!!
You claim to have 5000 hours in combat in rotary, i dare you to prove it! Post a pix of your logbook entry stoopid mofo!
Can you execute a simple auto to the ground? Do you even have the balls to fly over the atlantic? You obviously aren't an airman so id not waste my energy on you.

Stoopid mofos making r3tarded comments. Nigerians sure love bad news. When the last AC crashed, because it was an oyibo captain we all cried our eyes out. But a female commander in time of an emergency that could have easily killed all 11 people onboard executed an emergency landing on water and saved bread winners, prevented women from becoming widows and children fatherless. And some brainless ediots that cannot even ride a bicycle come online to spill trash.

The guys is obviously just using everyone to catch trips. He knows nothing about aviation.

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Travel / Re: Abimbola Jayeola Captain Of Bristow Helicopter That Ditched In Atlantic Ocean by EbolaParasite: 10:23pm On Feb 05, 2016
GworoChewinMaga:


I am a fighter pilot.


Not a taxi driver

You are a liar. That is what you are.
Travel / Re: Abimbola Jayeola Captain Of Bristow Helicopter That Ditched In Atlantic Ocean by EbolaParasite: 10:16pm On Feb 05, 2016
GworoChewinMaga:


4 tours in Afghanistan

6 in Iraq


Eat sh1t

Liar Liar Pants on FIRE shocked
Travel / Re: Abimbola Jayeola Captain Of Bristow Helicopter That Ditched In Atlantic Ocean by EbolaParasite: 10:13pm On Feb 05, 2016
Chinom:



Stop being mischievous !.This pilot did not land on water. She crashed into it. In captain Sully's case everyone could clearly see the aircraft sitting on the water with passengers rushing out. Wait for investigations to be concluded.

Excuse you!
Where did you get your own version that she crashed into water? Ehn? Where?

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Travel / Re: Abimbola Jayeola Captain Of Bristow Helicopter That Ditched In Atlantic Ocean by EbolaParasite: 10:11pm On Feb 05, 2016
Boeing777pilot:


I seriously doubt you an aviator.

I'm captain sully 's record was tainted when he landed in the Hudson River right?

If not that you have a family who loves you, it would have been very nice if one of those surface to air missiles hit your chopper.


I doubt he served anywhere. Afghanistan ko, Islamabad ni. This is the internet and people develop muscles behind their anonymity.
He's obviously just trying to make chatter because everyone knows that you don't blame ANYONE until after the investigations.
For now, what we know is that SHE and her CO-PILOT saved the LIVES of everyone aboard. That is good enough for me and for that I FREAKN APPLAUD HER.

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Travel / Re: Bristow Helicopters Releases Statement On Crashed Aircraft by EbolaParasite: 9:39pm On Feb 04, 2016
greenpasture:


I keep coming back to you for several reasons. First because you believe that online bullying is " catching trips" Second you are trying to make peace with a social misdemeanor by saying your victim " took it well". Finally you still don't understand that the average "helo" is not float enabled and that it needs to be specially kitted for such purposes.

Look, I know "hazing" is popular on public forums ( especially to young people trying to earn their spurs by savaging others they feel are momentarily vulnerabe) but rejoicing in the fact that " people pounced" on him is group think to the highest degree. You don't authenticate wrong behaviour by saying other people also did it. Nobody should be slammed for asking a question. And I his case the question wasn't even wrong. I am taking panadol for him because wherever I see people like you who run with packs to savage others, I will call you out. It's what you represent that irks me.

Now I am really getting pissed. Stop trying to preach humility to me ok. Do that in REAL life not ONLINE. You keep spewing rubbish about "REGULAR" helos not being equipped. We are not talking about choppers carrying your coolfm meterologists around lagos. We are talking about choppers that fly 99% of the time over the atlantic and you are here talking nonsense about them not being equipped. Small time now, you will claim that offshore workers don't do Bossiett or Huet. You know nothing about this so keep quiet. Are you this ignorant. We are talking about craft chartered by Operators to carry OFFSHORE workers to rigs and platforms. I work OFFSHORE so I would know. You need to let it go because you are starting to look ridiculous.

The person I referenced took it well so please STFU. I merely stated "Chisos, see how you embarrassed your parents online" and you want to turn that to bullying the guy. No be me you go use do Jesus today. Park well.
Travel / Re: Bristow Helicopters Releases Statement On Crashed Aircraft by EbolaParasite: 5:01pm On Feb 04, 2016
greenpasture:


I may not know about offshore activities but I do know helicopters. Just compare the trusses on the Sikorsky in the second picture and the ones in the first picture that was recovered. What's the differences? Inflatables. Now check the picture (third) of the ill-fated Sikorsky that went down six months ago. Notice any inflatables? Nope. Basically the company has now taken extra measures that were not in place previously. Yet you went at the guy as if he was foolish for asking a perfectly fair question.
Instead of majoring in polemic, just do the research. Using generalities such as the ones in your Nos 2 and 3 above doesn't cut it. You can't get away with stuff like this on the internet anymore.

What is this one saying. The crash that happened six months ago was not a controlled landing. The pilots probably lost control after the "failure"
On the other hand, the recent one was a controlled landing, hence the deployment of floats.

Anyway, you are the one trying to create an unnecessary issue here. Fact is, the original statement by holam was ignorant. People pounced on him. He took it like a big boy. Kini big deal. Why are you "drinking" panadol for another mans malaria??
Abeg park well.
Travel / Re: Lagos-Bound Bristow Helicopter Crashes Into The Ocean by EbolaParasite: 9:21pm On Feb 03, 2016
mmsen:


Why do you idiots go into another language when asked a simple question in English?

Because that is my heritage and i stand proud. If you don't understand, GOOGLE it. Nairaland is for Nigerians. I typed a nigerian language. End of discussion.
Calling me an idiot makes you - omo ale jati jati
Travel / Re: Bristow Helicopters Releases Statement On Crashed Aircraft by EbolaParasite: 9:18pm On Feb 03, 2016
greenpasture:


I don't really think insulting people's parents is " catching trips" whatever that means. Also regular helo's don't carry inflatable trusses. Before the last Bristow accident no helicopter in Nigeria was fitted with them, so his question was a fair one. I am sure a lot of the people insulting him had never heard o this device either.

But to each his own standard of what's fair.

My friend "come and go and sit down juh"
1. I didnt insult his parents.
2. You know nothing about offshore activities in naija
3. Look at you saying no chopper was fitted as if you work for bristow. You are MEGA wrong. Anyway, case closed
Travel / Re: Lagos-Bound Bristow Helicopter Crashes Into The Ocean by EbolaParasite: 5:36pm On Feb 03, 2016
mmsen:


Two accidents in 6 months is a pretty poor record and indicative of slipping standards.

Why are you afraid of questions being asked?

Huh? Afraid of questions? Ki ni eleyi n suh?
Travel / Re: Bristow Helicopters Releases Statement On Crashed Aircraft by EbolaParasite: 5:34pm On Feb 03, 2016
oluwabamis:

Helicopters are designed to also land on water, itvwill be stupidbfor an aircraft that fly very close to water not to be able to land on water during emergency.

Abeg why you dey quote me na!
Travel / Re: Bristow Helicopters Releases Statement On Crashed Aircraft by EbolaParasite: 5:33pm On Feb 03, 2016
greenpasture:


Some people believe insulting people shows how smart they are. They are usually insecure people ignore them. You asked a valid question.

Matter already settled. Everyone was just catching trips. No one trying to show smartness or anything.
In reality, do you think that the industry will fly choppers over several nautical miles of water every other hour every day without ensuring that they can at least make an emergency landing? I mean, check am now.

Anyway, I like how @holamiday took the criticisms jare. na good sports be d guy juh. cheesy
Travel / Re: Bristow Helicopters Releases Statement On Crashed Aircraft by EbolaParasite: 5:14pm On Feb 03, 2016
holamiday:
grin grin This one even brought my parents into it. I don die o. Just because of single comment. Lalasticlala, Seun make una help me o. grin

Lol. I just had to. You no go vex noni.
Travel / Re: Bristow Helicopters Releases Statement On Crashed Aircraft by EbolaParasite: 5:00pm On Feb 03, 2016
ad84ada:
Bro no be boast, I was surprised at how sure you sounded or is it that what your ears wanted to hear is bad news at all means. God sha don do chopper levels. Na ahead we dey look! Things like oil price getting back to 100 dollars a barrel.

Brah forget that thing. At best $70. Maybe in 2018 upwards you may see anything north of 70. If it ever goes that high again, the Shale drillers will get back to business and we will be right back where we are now. Boom and Bust Cycle.
Travel / Re: Bristow Helicopters Releases Statement On Crashed Aircraft by EbolaParasite: 4:50pm On Feb 03, 2016
holamiday:
I don't get. This explanation is a total sham. A complete scam. An uttter charade.

There is no such thing as a water landing for an aircraft that does not have capabilities to land on water. A regular helicopter lands on water, it sinks immediately. Maybe they meant that the helicopter crashed in the water and all occupants swam to safety.

I think they should tell us more about the type of helicopter.

Chisos. See Ignorance. See how you have disgraced your parents online

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Travel / Re: Lagos-Bound Bristow Helicopter Crashes Into The Ocean by EbolaParasite: 4:03pm On Feb 03, 2016
mmsen:
Why is this company so incompetent?

Second incident in less than a year.

People are quick to denigrate Nigerians and Nigerian companies - what do you people have to say when oyinbo cause death because they don't take the necessary precautions?

Una don start. They actually have a pretty good record. They've been flying the route several times everyday for so many years. It's a sad event when a major mishap/technical difficulty like this happens but lets stop the ignorance.
Politics / Re: Photo of a goat tied to a tree roasted alive during weekend's Boko haram attack by EbolaParasite: 4:23pm On Feb 01, 2016
contactmorak:
A goat tied to a tree was found completely roasted after an attack by Boko Haram in Dalori village, near Maiduguri, over the weekend.

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/02/photo-of-goat-tied-to-tree-and-roasted.html

Why didn't the rope used to tie the goat burn abi na chain dem use tie goat ni?
The goat didn't even move at all. Na bomb blast roast am?

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Shares Her Hilarious 'first Words' Experience With Her Son (photos) by EbolaParasite: 12:43pm On Jan 29, 2016
dhabeautyjas:

Thats not true. If i may ask, do u have 1 yet?
My baby said her first clear words at 5 months "dadi" and "tate-meaning sade (her auntys name)" and when she calls botg, she faces them that was what made me realise what she was saying.
By 6 months she calls her father "my daddy" and calls me "daddy"
Let tiwa enjoy the bond. Every stage of ur babys life is very exciting and interesting.

Ur head dey dia.
Most people condemning it are not even married not to talk of having kids so they can't know how it feels to hear those lovely voices

Whatever floats your boat. If you say your baby started talking at 5 months, good for you. If it is true, it is not the norm. You really don't expect me to tell you if i have kids, do you? This is a public forum and anyone can lie so whatever i say about having kids wont matter.

Anyway, i was talking about what Tiwa said and i still maintain my stance. ALL BABIES SAY DADA. It is baby chatter and not real words. When they say their first real qords, you will know. In Tiwas case, her baby has not started talking. No need for sentiments. I am just stating the obvious

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