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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Shares Her Hilarious 'first Words' Experience With Her Son (photos) by EbolaParasite: 8:27pm On Jan 28, 2016
Miznel:
quit hating

Hating on someone I don't know? Just making a point miss. wink
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Shares Her Hilarious 'first Words' Experience With Her Son (photos) by EbolaParasite: 7:54pm On Jan 28, 2016
All babies say dada. It doesn't mean daddy. A 6 month old baby can not talk yet. Na blabbing/baby chatter juh

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Politics / Re: Obasanjo's Letter To Senate And House Of Representatives by EbolaParasite: 2:54am On Jan 28, 2016
anonimi:


No.
It is proof that he did not STEAL.
Happy now
Can you share your proof that Jonathan stole for which you have joined others to vilify him.
Thanks.



www.nairaland.com/attachments/2967340_213_jpeg7c378bb521e826e793a32fa9770a0374

Show me where i said anything about Jonathan. You said OBJ stole and i asked for proof. Where did i say anything about Jonathan stealing on this forum?
Politics / Re: Obasanjo's Letter To Senate And House Of Representatives by EbolaParasite: 7:10pm On Jan 27, 2016
Politics / Re: Obasanjo's Letter To Senate And House Of Representatives by EbolaParasite: 5:37pm On Jan 27, 2016
joborskill:
shocked Pot abusing kettle. Refund 16billion dollars power fund first before blabbing. Grand father of corruption undecided

If you have proof that he stole money, PRESENT IT. You keep shouting he is corrupt, he is this, he is that. Where is evidence that he stole?

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Family / Re: When You Are Tired Of Backing Baby (photo) by EbolaParasite: 4:09pm On Jan 26, 2016
Delphi:
Good innovation!. Some babies cannot rest nor sleep unless they are tied to their mothers' back. So, for the mother to have some time to rest and/or do other chores; this innovation is good. But I pray it is not abused.

What happens when the mum steps out to the kitchen and the pillow falls? Suffocation risk. This should not be encouraged at all 8 shocked

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Signs Deal With Sony BMG Music New York - 9janewsarena.com by EbolaParasite: 9:38pm On Jan 21, 2016
WaffenSS:


Almost an hour from Newark. But you said New Jersey, and Newark isnt the only city in NJ.

tongue

You obviously know what I meant. Po-tey-toe / Po-ta-toe
Same noni
tongue Right back at ya
Celebrities / Re: Davido Signs Deal With Sony BMG Music New York - 9janewsarena.com by EbolaParasite: 9:17pm On Jan 21, 2016
seedord247:


Jersey to NY is not 2 hours drive. Its 30 max

He was probably referencing further cities down in Jersey. For clarification, it depends on where in Jersey you are coming from. Neighbouring takes 20 to 30 max but once you start going further down Jersey, then it's easily 2hrs
Celebrities / Re: Davido Signs Deal With Sony BMG Music New York - 9janewsarena.com by EbolaParasite: 9:14pm On Jan 21, 2016
WaffenSS:


What?

It's a 2 hour drive!

Bebeto. Oyakhilome.

It depends on where you are coming from. So you are telling me it will take 2hrs from Newark abi?
Na Shagari 1925 Mercedes benz you dey drive wey go slow like that ni... tongue
Celebrities / Re: Davido Signs Deal With Sony BMG Music New York - 9janewsarena.com by EbolaParasite: 7:28pm On Jan 21, 2016
RichYoungNigga:


Mehn.
You cannot live in New York and have a New Jersey license plate.

If you go to the DMV to get your license plate, they will send it to your home address in that state you live in not a different state.
Even if you move to Another state, you will go to the DMV in that state you moved to, surrender your license plate, state ID and drivers license from your old state to them and they will give you a new license plate of their state.
Example is, if you live in New York and have a New York license plate, New York ID card and New York drivers license and you decide to move to Florida to permanently live.
You will go to the DMV in Florida, give them your New York drivers license, New York ID card, New York license plate and they will give you the Florida License plate and Florida ID card

The Key word is "Legally"
Of course you can. Most states mandate that you switch your tags after the 30 day period if you intend to live permanently but trust me, a lot of people do it until and Officer stops them and they are forced to change it. There are people who live in New York and have Texas license plates sef.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Signs Deal With Sony BMG Music New York - 9janewsarena.com by EbolaParasite: 7:25pm On Jan 21, 2016
Atmmachine:
He worked hard to get to where he is now.

But the plate numbers on those vehicles parked there are New Jersey plate numbers not New York tags.


Olodo.

Don't you have Ogun state license plates in Lagos?
Thousands of people live in New Jersey and work in NYC. It's only about 20-30 minutes drive for some people
Politics / Re: Jimoh Ibrahim Sacks Newswatch MD, DMD On Live TV by EbolaParasite: 3:54pm On Jan 18, 2016
PBundles:
I find it hard to believe that he wasnt aware of this, but I dont know how he manages his business ventures. Its possible that he designated this to various MDs and is only interested in the end of year financials. He could be getting quarterly financials which 'mask' the fact that workers were not getting paid.

Yimu
Politics / Re: Jimoh Ibrahim Sacks Newswatch MD, DMD On Live TV by EbolaParasite: 3:52pm On Jan 18, 2016
Jimoh Ibrahim - Nigerian Donald Trump.

Makes money by bankrupting companies. Always talking rubbish. The two of them na twins.

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Family / Re: Help!!! My Newly Wedded Wife Urinates On Bed Everyday by EbolaParasite: 5:51pm On Jan 15, 2016
Dotmax53:
Fellow Nairalander'


Please Help A Brother...I newly married this beautiful young lady in her late 30's, and was shocked with what i saw with my eyes the first night of our wedding,she ended up messing up my newly purchased bed which i bought to appease our marital life,Had i known she was a baby adult,i wouldn't have gone into this marriage with her...No wonder she wouldn't agree to sleepover at my place while we were dating,,,i never knew there was a skeleton in her cupboard.After i noticed the drained bed on our first night together,She ended up giving an excuse that maybe she had drank so much water during the day/stressful day. Ever since, she as been urinating on the bed, We end up going to spread our bed outside everyday to get heated by sun...I believe our neighbors would have started suspecting something of such nature due to the usual sunning of the bed....Fellow Nairalanders, I love this lady and i cant afford to loose her..Our marriage is just a week old..

Please Advise me on what to do because i am really out of my mind presently.....

Pls MOD's Push this to front page to get urgent responses..

Get adult diapers

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Family / Re: My Neighbour's Wife Peeps Through My Door, Should I Report To The Husband? by EbolaParasite: 9:52am On Jan 09, 2016
TooNoisy:
Please don't tell her husband as it could destroy a marriage. Just set a trap for her and try to catch her in the act if possible. Then shame her a bit but try to do it without her husband's knowledge.

May be she was hoping to watch free blue film from you and your babe!

Who says blue film in this era. Chai you don OLDDDDDD!!!!!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Business / Re: Crude Oil Price Plunges Further, Now Sells Below $35 by EbolaParasite: 9:00pm On Jan 08, 2016
kevinscore:


Mumu have u seen it b4

Please tell me you're not serious.
China has SEVERAL oil fields. Were you born yesterday? You can't be this ignorant.
Business / Re: Crude Oil Price Plunges Further, Now Sells Below $35 by EbolaParasite: 7:31pm On Jan 07, 2016
kevinscore:
We can still scale through this,japan and china doesn't have a single oil field but they are among the world's richest country.


Olodo. China has several oil fields!!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Davido baby's Doctor's Report Leaked (See document) by EbolaParasite: 3:41pm On Jan 03, 2016
sapientia:
Please, Doctors in the house.. What does the final result date being 31st Dec 2015 mean? Why after the show on 29th?

Because they requested for it on that DATE!!!
Celebrities / Re: Davido baby's Doctor's Report Leaked (See document) by EbolaParasite: 3:38pm On Jan 03, 2016
Dr9ce:
Result looks doctored...sample received in July, report given on new year's eve. Besides, we were told the substance was detected in the baby's serum and we are now being presented with the mother's result. It doesn't add up, my opinion!

Again, the report date is the active date it was generated. If you request stuff from your medical records, the "report" date will be the date it was generated for you. Why is this difficult to understand?
Celebrities / Re: Davido baby's Doctor's Report Leaked (See document) by EbolaParasite: 3:34pm On Jan 03, 2016
chrisblack:
you guys can easily be received. Did any of you bother to check the date.when did the adeleke's took possession of the child.and the date on the so-called lab report .since he his claiming a blood test was carried out.from simple googling about cannabis.it very obvious that the adelekes's are up to something.Cannabis can only last between 12_24 hrs in the blood for non frequent smokers while 7 days for frequent smokers.worldwide marijuana is known for its medicinal properties..
The questions we need to ask is if you guys have taken the child from the mother for over some months why are you claiming the child still have cannabis in her blood. From the date on the lab report if correct then something is wrong .its either forged or where the child is been kept there is cannabis being in haled by the baby.
Davido is really disaponting. You shared intimate moments with this lady.you are as well guilty in the cannabis issue.cause from the statement attributed to your dad by dele momodu.it was you and mother that caused it.

Olodo. Check it again. The date the sample was collected and tested was July. The report date that shows december indicates somebody printed the report in December. I.e either the adelekes or sophia requsted for it and a report was generated. No wonder una dey fail exams

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Education / Re: Emmanuel Arinze-Ifeajuna On Olympic Exercise 2B Book Back In The Days by EbolaParasite: 2:27pm On Dec 25, 2015
idinc:
you rili nid to go back to using those books if u don't knw wat OVER 15yrs ago means

Sarcasm my friend.
Education / Re: Emmanuel Arinze-Ifeajuna On Olympic Exercise 2B Book Back In The Days by EbolaParasite: 8:41am On Dec 25, 2015
idinc:
To know I used this book over 15yrs ago makes me feel old

15 years ago pere? My friend you are a child. Some of us used this book eh.......make i no talk am. I be grandpa
Sports / Re: Muhammad Ali In Agbada Constume In Lagos 1964 by EbolaParasite: 10:57pm On Dec 23, 2015
babyfaceafrica:
how can you compare golden eaglets and brazil senior team?..b careful o..mayweather ko...juneseason ni

The comparison was based on the fighters being in the same weight class. Take a chill pill.
Sports / Re: Muhammad Ali In Agbada Constume In Lagos 1964 by EbolaParasite: 10:56pm On Dec 23, 2015
mpowa:


All he needs is a single blow from Ali and he's a gonna, he can't possible escape all blows throughout a match, I don't even think he'll survive 1st round sef, Heavy weight blow they kill o! na bag of cement, I don't wish my enemy. - Moreover Ali was also a very fast boxer.

Stop misyarning. The comparison was based on them being in the same weight class. Jeez.
With regards to your statement about not being able to escape blows throughout a match - Have you ever watched a Mayweather fight? He has been doing this for over 18 years.
Sports / Re: Muhammad Ali In Agbada Constume In Lagos 1964 by EbolaParasite: 10:53pm On Dec 23, 2015
StriveHard:
be careful u would get urself shot for comparing muhammed Ali, sugar ray Robinson with mayweather. These two are miles ahead of him, it is even an abomination in the boxing circle to compare these two legends who prove themselves during the peak of boxing with someone that fights at the ebb of boxing Era.

Bebeto. Oyakhilome. Stop jumping.
Someone already compared him and I quoted the person. Of course Ali and the likes were heavy weights but the statement made earlier was IF they were in the same WEIGHT class.

Leave story with all that nonsense boxing legend shait. Mayweather is a legend in his own right. The Number one rule of BOXING is DO NOT GET HIT. He has done this so efficiently so give him his credit. Boxing is not streetfight so we are not trying to figure out who punches hardest or who knows how to throw 1 million jabs.
Boxing is about efficiency. Connecting the most punches and avoiding hits. Period.
Sports / Re: Muhammad Ali In Agbada Constume In Lagos 1964 by EbolaParasite: 9:07pm On Dec 23, 2015
ednut1:
no. Floyd is not an heavyweight tho. The fabulous boxers of the 80s, sugar ray, hagler and co wud have destroyed mayweather. Watch thier clips on YouTube

Says who? They would get tired swinging and dancing. Mayweather is the smartest defensive boxer of all time. Boxing is not just throwing punches. Have you seen how he "dodges" jabs? Forget.
Politics / Re: Femi Kayode Reacts To ''Nigeria To Become 34th Member Of Muslim Nation'' by EbolaParasite: 3:44pm On Dec 17, 2015
Atmmachine:
Islam ??
Go ask Americans how much damage they have done in their country.
Last week in Texas, a Muslim couple killed 15 people claiming.
Let's not talk about how the people who lost their lives in 911.

Tell me a Muslim country in Peace and not at war.

ehnhen.......when did this happen. Texas? Na California oo. Did another one happen in Texas? Abeg make una no dey spread rumour oo.
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Dokpesi Released From Kuje Prison by EbolaParasite: 10:05pm On Dec 16, 2015
RedCapChief:
Big Men in Nigeria always meet bail. They have a network of connections that transcend party or tribal affairs - unlike the ethnic bashers on NL. 400million is a small matter and a lot of stuff goes on behind the curtain.

Dokpesi may go to jail for a few years but he'll never be poor in this lifetime. Same goes for Ibori who is controlling a dynasty from prison. Dasuki's case is even better, he is a prince of the Caliphate.All this is just entertainment to keep the masses happy


Leave matter for mattheus. The question is - Who were the civil servants that stood for him?
Politics / Re: Fashola Calls For A Change In House Rent Collection System In Nigeria by EbolaParasite: 6:07pm On Dec 16, 2015
macklef:

Well, there are diffrent angles to see a matter from. The fact i didnt see it from this angle does not make one ignorant.
Your arguement is spot on by the way. In as much as i dont like the 2yr down payment, i dont also think the monthly thingy is fair on on landlords with the current situation of d economy
But as u know, we are not d one that makes this policys we can only argue about them.
But what i would have prefared is at lest a 6months-1yr down payment. And ur rent must be renewd 2months before expiration of the rent so in such case if a tenant defaults he would use out of the months he has paid for on court case if he wishes and at the end of the court duration the house owner dosnt have to loose rent.
This is how fair on my opinion could help both parties.

My sincere apologies. No harm intended.

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Politics / Re: Fashola Calls For A Change In House Rent Collection System In Nigeria by EbolaParasite: 3:23pm On Dec 16, 2015
macklef:

+ @mekaboy

Your arguements lack depth. Even if i havnt built a house yet, my parents have before my eyes
I know how stressful n expensive it can be to errect a building.
Now, if one decided to rent the house out, does it mean u must strangle people
With house rent?
A building is a fixed asset that can land for nothing less than a decade. It is a continious
Source of income not an initial profit maximization
A landlord must know that he would make his gains overtime not on one time so as such he should be flexible with his rent collection n not make d lowly ones suffer

Why are you guys being ignorant. Landlords started the 1yr/2yr system because the government failed in it's duty to provide a credit rating system. The reason landlords would rather collect advance payment is because they have NO FAITH in you. Landlords do not want to have to beg for rent every month. There are areas where electricity bills are shared. Do you know how much effort, it takes to get the tenants to pay every month? Some tenants will refuse to pay while putting others in jeopardy.

Also, if a tenant refuses to pay, there are laws protecting the tenant. You can't just evict them right away. You have to go to court, give them eviction notice etc. At the end of the day you will lose 2 months or more extra rent. Then you have to start looking for another tenant again.

This is a foolish policy. Nigeria is not ripe for this yet. The only way it will work is if they ENFORCE direct debit from the tenants employer.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Crime Group Linked With 500 Jeeps Stolen In Canada This Year by EbolaParasite: 3:19pm On Dec 12, 2015
Whatever happened to the VIN checks prior to shipping? I thought they impose at least 3 days to clear a vehicle before shipping to make sure it hasn't been reported stolen? How are they able to pull this off? Also, most people who owned those cars probably still have payments on them so the title probably has liens? Something shady is up.
Politics / Re: Nairaland Says No To Secessionists by EbolaParasite: 6:08pm On Dec 10, 2015
JoeCutie:
I can't even dignify this with a (suitable) reply.

Swerve
!

You are still here? Why haven't you left na. grin

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