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lol, if you get money for any bank you just dey waste your time.

Use that money to trade, you'd be better off.

Naija don cast big time, get out while you can.

Someone actually opened a business account with that name just to defraud people, damn.

This is something man !!!

oleenahairfood:
happy birthday sir

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Who is responsible for your website ?

Looks very clean.

Danielmegg:
Baba go learn


correct shoe making

How many times you dey buy shoe in a year ?

Romanoff:
Okay. Let me explain it. A woman has a 21 to 35 days menstrual cycle. The first day of her period is the begining of the cycle. After her period, she has safe days, could be 5 to 8 days depending on the length of her cycle. During these days, she can't get pregnant even if she has unprotected sex. Unless her cycle changes.


The next 5 or more days, her body is preparing to release an egg, so if she has unprotected sex at this time, she could get pregnant cause the sperm will still be alive to fertilize the egg when it is released on the ovulation day.

On the ovulation day, any sperm alive and fast enough to enter the egg leads to fertilization. Between the day of ovulation to 12 days after, the egg will implant itself into the uterus and this is when pregnancy occurs.

So even two days before the next period, the HCG hormones will show in a pregnancy test. On the day of the next period, she will be two weeks pregnant.

Thanks for the lectrure.

So what time of the month is best to knack for those of us that don't want to be papa bomboy and like it raw ?

phumtadeic:
UK Used Clean Samsung Galaxy S5
Model number: SM-G901F
Neat and Perfect working Condition (No Issue/ No Crack)
Price: 25K (slightly negotiable)
Location: Lekki, Lagos State.
Contact: 08157301899
Serious Buyers Only...

STILL AVAILABLE

10k cash n carry.

RIPLEY'S BELIVE IT OR NOT.

My favorite show back then when I was a kid.

mayberry1:
Drivers should ought to realize driving comes with a bit of mathematics. You do your calculations well enough before overtaking or driving beyond speed limit, except you tired of life and want to commit suicide.

You ain't told no lie. If you give Nigerians good roads, this will be the resultant effect.

Nigerian drivers always rushing to the point of death, I wonder what's so important that they drive like heroine filled scumbags.

Jayug:
the hustle is real. so is my fabrics biz

Omo iya mi, wagbayi.

Ebenezer2021:
this is her on profile pics on Facebook.
hmmm hope she isn't what I'm thinking?

lol, na olosho na..she don go Golden boy room dey snap pics with correct interior. That's what they do now on codedruns.com.

85% of Nigerian women are prostitutes, I put my life on that.

Hannania:
Well, its quite unfortunate. Its two things that possibly defines your case:

1. You didn't have a concrete plan when you chose to study chemical(possibly the oil company gang)

2. Your profile ain't good enough. (Skill wise and network wise) sorry to say that.

You can't chose Chemical and later opt for IT and tell me you have a plan, seeing that your filed of study has opportunities during that 15year period as you claim.

Am studying Telecommunications Engineering, but I have HCIA, CCNA and proficient in python and currently horning my skills in C/C++ with Linux environment(still an undergraduate)

With my set plan, and Gods grace attached, tell me the odds of success when am done with the set plan of MSC abroad.(US or EU)

Don't blame Nigeria for everything, some factors are lingered on our decisions.

What Uni offers telcomms engineering as a course please ?

yemi1504:
Website Development and App Development, the hot cakes now in Nigeria. If I were you, go for the former, job opportunities for website developers continue to spring up everyday with few website developers available for the jobs.

lol, web developers that blast nairaland day in day out looking for 10k gigs...

Odiegwu.

In Nigeria, you need to leave all that bogus title. Learn mobile digital marketing and any of the following skills here and combine both. You will be in money...phone / laptop repair, mechanic, painting, tiling, vulcanizer, carpentry, catering, use social media to build your brand. Thank me later in 3 years. Hot demand skills sell

No matter who's dying, I'm a celebration.

Malawian:
Something I still try to figure out, why even take a girl to hotel? Dont you have house?

If she die for your house, how you go take tell police ?

Hotel anyday even twice on a Monday.

Flier:
I think Pdp is the problem it’s a party of cowards

Its not a matter of party bro..PDP and APC are all the same, they just want to secure the bag and remain in power.

Stay woke.

Nigerians are magnanimously and inherently foolish, we are used to suffering pro max.

Bring it on, God will eventually come down with his private jet and rescue us.

Stupid clowns !!

Laughs in frostbite and hypothermia.

WHITE PEOPLE DO CRAZY THINGS.

Deborah98:
What happened to her face

She cried all through the night knowing her beauty alone could not fetch her 85M.

She's elegant but not too smart.

phumtadeic:
UK Used Clean Samsung Galaxy S5
Model number: SM-G901F
Neat and Perfect working Condition (No Issue/ No Crack)
Price: 25K (slightly negotiable)
Location: Lekki, Lagos State.
Contact: 08157301899
Serious Buyers Only...

STILL AVAILABLE

10k

Realshay:
please I beg you..
invest in snail farming and mushrooms.
I'm proud and happy to say this dear..
I started snail farming and mushrooms last year after attending a training..
I thought I wasted my 30,000 for training not until I made it!!
I bought 100 pieces of snails from the organization where I learnt it..
I started rearing them..
they started laying eggs..my snails multiplied to many pieces..
I waited till they grew and I went to the organization..
I told them and I sold it to them for 2million naira..
after that,they gave me a rank..
at the end of a year,I was given a generator and 250,000
if you need more enquiries..tell me..
but if you aren't interested.. it's well but invest the money well

Fill me in, I need more info.

Thanks !

Gabaleve:
Secret video camera app... It can record if ur fone is on idle mode
No video recording notification Icon, plus Ur video is hidden and encrypted, u can also choose which of the camera

Thank you.

tophumble:
Hmmmmm.

Got married at 14 and turned herself to a baby factory, why won't the naughty man abuse her.

8 children within 13 years. Some pple shd be arrested for contributing to poverty in Nigeria

As in ehn, I just tire.

Poor people are just something else, instead of them to learn skills or trade so they can alleviate themselves from the shackle of poverty na to dey Bleep like rabbit. Those 8 children now go do MMM poverty and the cycle will continue.

Some will go to the city to do houseboy or housegirl work or they become a menace to the society.

As a Nigerian living in a third world country you just have to use your head unless na poverty go romance you.

How does this translate into Money and Sales ?

Na the koko be that.

Numero9:
This like this are worth reading, liking, commenting on, sharing, and even supporting.
God has placed everyone's destiny in his/her hands, it depends on what you make of it.

To all those struggling Legitimately, I pray we over make it legitimately!

You are right bro, far different from the everyday AsPirE t0 ReQuiRe So yOu CaN dEsiRe.

southniyikaye:
God
Almighty father
Abba father
I so much believe in you to change my story completely.
Nigeria is not a good place to live neither is it a place to raise kids to standard.
People are killed daily with reckless abandon
Our ogas at the top loot with reckless abandon without even considering the masses.
We legit hustlers hardly feed our family not even families why fraudulent people thrive and oppress the legit hustlers.
Ml imagine me working extremely hard and end up with palstery sum while someone Wil just Pam Pam Pam on the system and make millions and still oppress me that wants to feed off my sweat.
I need a country I can feel like human, work like human and feed like human.
A place where there is security for my kids and me.
GOD I WANT YOU TO TAKE ME TO A REALM WHERE FASTING WILL NO LONGER BE REQUIRED BUT JUST PRAISES UNTO YOUR HOLY NAME.
I BELIEVE YOU CAN DO THIS FOR ME OH LORD.
THIS IS SINCERELY FROM MY HEART LORD.

This prayer is so deep, 95% of Nigerians can relate.

I almost shed a tear, may your dreams come through bro so we can all testify in due time because me sef don tire, I no go lie for you.

He should have saved up some money to Learn a
HOT Skilll and Trade, they both must be complimentary so he can make money on both ends.

He'd be better off in 3 years with the right knowledge, contacts and use of social media.

What app or device did you use for this secret video recording, na the koko be that now because if you did not have any evidence, e for hard to get justice.

Congratulations you came out alive, more wins.

IGBO AMAKA DEVELOPERS TO THE WORLD.

They will come back in December to spray money and marry that yellow fine girl for Village.

Then proceed to church to do thanksgiving and collect traditional title.

Chop life crew !

BIGKemsey:
If ur name is not Abubakar, Tanko, Mustapha, Muha , Ali, Ibrahim, my brother better go and sleep, then wait for the day God will remember that there is a country called Nigeria

lol, real talk bro....real talk.

Las las all man for himself, God for us all for this kwAn3...