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Esther Breakthrough around Fire service, Lagos. Run 4 ur life.

I have developed passion for HR. I have some HR lecture apps download on my fone dat i read & listen to. I subscribed to newsletters, connect wit like-minds on LinkedIn & planning on attending a seminar on HR organised by a firm. I am currently looking for an opportunity to learn & gain hands- on experience in d field.

Mobebi:
I started yesterday too.. was finding it difficult to view the course after a week I was introduced to the site, was able to start it yesterday and its great. I hope d certificate is recognized here in Nigeria?

Lolzzz!!! It is recognized even in Mars. Check members comments on d page u r taking d course u will see people from Naija & other countries.

exotiqueify:
Morning.....tanx for d explanation , tho i know ow to use d Ms office except power point sha.....In any case, Alison.com is a very good way to start, but i went to d site to start a french course, but iys not opening,unfortunately, English, on the other hand, opens, do u know any cause for this?

Maybe ur browser is not supported. U can try firefox or mozilla.

I had same problem when i wanted to take d HR course final assessment & d questions were not displaying. I had to contact them & they advised dat i upgrade my browser.

Dat babe neva jam!!! By d tym u eat her kitty-cat & screw her really good wit ur joystick scrubbin all d nook n cranny of her kitty-cat. She will beg u 4 more & u eventually become her prince charming.

Her case is even better. Ever come across lesbo? If u can handle lesbian & she confess after u've screw her really good dat she neva knew she's been missing good bangs.

The day i will catch any girl masturbating. Is either u allow me do it 4 real or d neighborhood will have d two of us to contend with.

exotiqueify:
Please did u say ITS FREE And abt MS excel & powerpoint, is it necessary prerequsite for taking it with d Alisons?

Alison.com is a learning avenue where u can take different courses free & certificate is issued to u after u successfully pass their final exam/assessment

I think MS Office Suite is a basic requirement because u will b expected to assist senior HR Managers to update employees record, payroll administration, presentation & so on. I learnt HR has advance softwares in which different functions are performed. So, Microsoft Office Suite should b a starting point.

exotiqueify:
Please did u say ITS FREE And abt MS excel & powerpoint, is it necessary prerequsite for taking it with d Alisons?

Alison.com is a learning avenue where u can take different courses free & certificate is issued to u after u successfully pass their final exam/assessment

ANBAKO:
Thank you for the information. I will add it to the thread. I did not know of Alison till now.
Also note that I did not rate these platforms but just listed them.

I hope you will not mind if I add Alison to the list.

No p

Etisalat career portal seem like a scam. No reply to applications. If you like apply 100x u wont get any response.

1. Alison.com

@op, ur case has bin settled if d dp truly represent u!!! Analysis & investigation carried out on ur dp shows dat ur guy has every reason to get jealous or suspect u as some of d investigators are already jealous seeing ur natural endowment.

Just assure ur guy dat u r for him. Most guys in his shoes will do same.

Lolz, U neva jam!!! By d tym u meet som1 lyk me, i will program u wit my jealousy & i won't even nid to disturb u much, u will report ur every moves to me by urself.

Cutehector:
lol wad did u tell her?

I simply told her dat 'i want her'.

She said dat she don't think i am serious & i said i am more than serious.

She ignored me & i continue pestering. I told her to give me a trial atleast a chance & she said it's ok!!!

@SMREXY has said it all!!! It happens 4 real n d trick is dat u dont force her by fire by brimstone. Unless she's in her monthly flow or sick.

All u nid do is stylishly place ur dick in between her laps or scrub d punny from behind. I bet u in less than 10mins u will start hearing; baby, please sex me!!!

braine:
Abeg what's PE 2? And can you kindly explain how the process goes?

Sorry, i am not a member yet & i dnt really understand d process. It took me time making enquiry b4 i get info 4 my stage.

U can search 4 Human resources professionals thread here to make further inquiries.

braine:
How much does the CIPM exam cost?

I learnt PE 2 stage for BSC/HND holders cost approx. 60K

Those guys nid to update their website. So many information that u hardly understand nor get d total cost & if u call their help desk they still refer u to d site.

Yep, I intend registering 4 d CIPM exam dis year but learnt it's late but i will still register against February next year diet.

I have problem accessing my mails but i will send some of d materials wen it has bin rectified or u can go to google playstore or youtube n get some apps there.
Moreso, if u have a PC sign in to Alison.com & take their free online Diploma or Certificate in HR course cos i am aware it's globally recognised.

Also try to learn Microsoft Office Suite such as Excel & PowerPoint.

Yep, I intend registering 4 d exam dis year but learnt it's late but i will still register against February next year diet.

I have problem accessing my mails but i will send some of d materials wen it has bin rectified or u can go to google playstore or youtube n get some apps there.

I have developed passion for HR. I have some HR lecture apps download on my fone dat i read & listen to. I subscribed to newsletters, connect wit like-minds on LinkedIn & planning on attending a seminar on HR organised by a firm. I am currently looking for an opportunity to learn & gain hands-on experience in d field.

I have developed passion for HR. I have some HR lecture apps download on my fone dat i read & listen to. I subscribed to newsletters, connect wit like-minds on LinkedIn & planning on attending a seminar on HR organised by a firm.

I am currently looking for an opportunity to learn & gain hands-on experience in d field.

@op, free ur lil'bro & d babe let them enjoy themselves while d lesson continue joor!!!

U r just bin jealous. Ur lil'bro is a sharp guy.

Cutehector:
u sef, why u go dey hype girl for dis nairaland sef.. E no make sense.. If u like d babe, send her a pm like others do.. If she no answer u, u go ova to d next fish in d ocean..

Dont mind d guy. He must b a learner. I bugged a lady sometym ago wit lots of PM she formed, i did not stop. She was stuck & had no option than to succumb.
Later, she sent a msg asking me what do i really want. The rest was history.

Run 4 ur life, Scam!!!

I know Career Consult email addy start wit; hr@.........

Dat was how i received interview invite from one DSG Company. I called n d man said dat i was refered to them by U-Connect. Knowing dat U-Connect is genuine i attended d interview which later turned to be d usual GNLD scam. Using some organisation's name.

What career paths or options are open for someone who studied Cooperative Econs & Mgt.?

Total madness!!! Naija babes, no sex affair?

Two scenarios;
If d girl luv u n do not initiate sex, she dump u. U will regret ur action if u both live in d same area because she start hating u, tell friends u aint man enough or spoil ur next parole.

If she do not luv u, she pretend to luv u but deny u sex but always want to collect ur money wit unnecessary demand while one ogogoro guy is somewhere digging her punny at will.

Before i agree to a no sex r/ship i make sure u aint havin it wit someone & want to turn me to MAGAR.

Sincerely, d attitude of some girls leave u wit no option than to f..k around. U find dis girl dat catches ur fancy n u approach her 4 a r/ship n u get stupid response or disgusting attitude from her.

However, wrapped in d arms of dat special person is d ultimate.

Sincerely, d attitude of some girls leave u wit no option than to f..k around. U find dis girl dat catches ur fancy n u approach her 4 a r/ship n u get stupid response or disgusting attitude from her.

I stop trusting women since 1816AD when my gf told me she's always at home whenever i called, saw her wit a dude i asked n she said dat he's her cousin.
Lolz!!! Women, using their uncle or cousing's name to deceive & cheat on their guy since d tym of Adam & Eve.

My instinct won't allow me. I had to call some1 i trust to check on her d result was heartbroken. I later discovered dat she got preggy for d dude.

That experience has effect on me today. Ur body language give d guy d reason to suspect u or get jealous.
I have realized dat when u give women 1inch they take 2 inch thinking dat since u trust them, they go out 2 do whatever they want n come back to meet u because u r unsuspecting.

Women are lyk cats. Cats dont pass excreta close to d house n If dey do, dey dig a hole to cover it.
Any lady keepin to many male friends or usually receivin strange calls is a sign or reason to make her partner jealous.

I displayed my jealousy on d street recently when i saw my gf wit a dude i neva know. All I did was dat i ignored her because we were suppose to go to my abode together. Oh mehn!!! She bursted wit tears, crying.

It takes matured minds to handle such ladies or relationship.

missmalachi:
I lived in abuja for 20 something yrs of my life and marriage brought me to lagos since last year,i have not stop crying till date.

I pick drop in abuja for 200 u cant find such here.
No wonder lagosians life span seems shorter in niaja due to unnecessary stress.
I wonder how they catch the fun they keep talking about.

I left Kaduna to Lagos two yrs ago because I needed a change of environment n a new job. I got d job but d stress was too much. I left for KD immediately i received my salary.

kennydee05:
Lagos is natural while Abuja is artificial

Which Lagos is natural? City where people live fake life. Dudes dressed like bankers only to find out dey r security guards or GNLD staff or probably going to newspaper stand. Ask Lagosians where dey reside n u hear Ikoyi or Ikeja phase2 while in d real sense they reside around Ajegunle, Ketu or Ikorodu. Lagosian will tell u dat s/he is in bucks, engage them in spending competition. Dey varnish wit their usual slogan; 'I am coming' while they r actually going.

I made a huge mistake relocating to Lagos 2 yrs ago. I saw hell. People behave lyk soldiers. Walk lyk some1 is chasing dem. Have 2 drag 2 enter bus. Gussssh!!!

I had no option than to go back to where I came from.

The most dangerous creatures full of deceit are women but they cry foul when reverse is the case. Trust women at your own peril.

Dasshboard:
Telecom is your best bet. But after 10 yrs you should be more concerned with setting up a small business. You must not work for some one all your life.

Telecom sucks dis days. I saying dis from experience. Especially wit telecom companies outsourcing their businesses to BPO's

234GT:
Banks still fire those who meet their targets, so everyone is susceptible to being fired.

The reason why i prefer low paying jobs dat can give me tym devoid of dis targets