₦airaland Forum

Ge0grapher:
Mehnn guys, I know it's probably only me that feels this way.. I don't consider myself a happy person, I wan commot this country like mad!!
Do you know in the mid night I go on TikTok scrolling through of videos of Nigerians way dey japa (TikTokers in the house would know what I am talking about, when they hear that sound SIKEEE!! Japa japa)

I used to love reading through nairaland Japa threads also but nowadays una way dey commot no dey post am for here again (not cool ).. e get one kan joy way e dey give seeing those pictures of y'all in the plane with your food and sweaters, airports, plane wings, air hostesses, the landing view.. the background.. I don't know if it's weird but I totally love it.

But unfortunately I am coming to terms with reality that I might be stuck in this hell for a long time, cos I no get the facilities to commot at all. In the mean time, Abeg una way dey ball out, try to dey create threads with pictures, make we dey here dey do vivid imagination..
The God way help una go help me too 🙌😀
Japa!!

DesChyko:
As shared by seasoned investigative journalist @PIDOMNIGERIA



https://twitter.com/PIDOMNIGERIA/status/1700154695925305839?t=Bm1VDziC9KsECxxS29axvg&s=19[/quote]This man is a Pastor attacking Muslims in the North. Lollll

iykofias:
Did they provide a place to move to or they should relocate to another no man’s land

Tareq1105:
If it's Abuja Nigeria, the cousin would have gone to FCDA to change the ownership and change papers.

Majesty7:
Why putting them out of their misery? Was enjoying their folly

Malroux:
The speed by which Fashola denied the allegation showed he is guilty. I wonder what he is trying to hide by capturing and detaining this young man.

Nonny95:
May God bless you for this submission.

She has 'reclaimed' her house, yet the place is under rentage.

Abagworo:
At a stage she almost denied being Igbo but today she is now facing the nemesis of being Igbo in Nigeria. Got no pity for one who denies his or her heritage to gain acceptance from those who hate her father. I have pity for Emefiele but never Onochie.

oshozondii:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKj__4hTJdA?si=53P298P_OEgvJg68


https://saharareporters.com/2023/09/03/exclusive-sacked-nddc-board-chairperson-lauretta-onochie-becomes-stranded-homeless-after

mrvitalis:
This people know there is Internet in Nigeria at all?

The global average for a ton of cement in the world is $68 ... 1 ton =20 bags that means a bag should be $3.4 dollars

3.4*900 so cement should be #3060 in Nigeria

So what exactly is this greedy company saying

They think Nigerians are fools?

Didijiji:
The joke is on you

Summarily, what you can buy for 300 during PDP is now 1,300.

For Eg, a loaf of sliced bread

Ikennaford:
Lol, I once met a fine thick German woman, then she's 43 and I'm 24,,she's really a sex freak,, she's the first woman I met wen I enter jand,,, she told me what still today I remember I deh laugh, she said, ikenna I love sex so much and I'll like you to give it to me how many times I want it every day, I promise you food and basic amenities is not a problem,, but I swear to god, I really enjoyed her, she'll cream like.. Oh my gosh,, in the beginning of my stay in her house, we deh sex like 3 times a day during working days, but on weekends.. Na 10x,,we even had sex in a mall toilet , cars, beaches, in the garden, because she inherited the house from her grandma, so at the back of the house is a mini garden, we had sex there all the time,, she got a 15 year old daughter then and a 21 year old son from different men,, na sex pursue all of'em men hahaha,,, the children have caught us soo many times in the garden nackin, like uncountable times I swear, but we don't care[b] I enjoyed the sex ahaa for 2 years before I left texas[/b], she's lovely, compassionate, very emotional, she can spend on me eh,, , she works at immigrants whatever whatever office then, she's the only woman that gave me the best sex and enjoyment in this world, I can't meet someone like her again, but at the end of the day she's sick, the last time I spoke with her, she got colon cancer,, but is treatable shaa,
I remember something now, I just modified.. Her kind of sex is weird, she likes it to be painful at the same time pleasure, like spanking and biting her nipple hard ,, so because of that she loves doggy alot, I'll keep spanking her white ass till it turned blue,, another thing I remember she got herpes, but I don't know this kind of herpes, I never contracted it,, during her painful sore lips days, I deh rest well well because, she told me, if I have sex with her, I Wil get it too, so the pains may last for a week, then we will start from where we stopped, is funny though,,, I've seen things In this life trying to make money, I gat many experience @30now about life, I thank God

Didijiji:
PDP 50K salary is APC's 300k salary... If you know you know

Thunder go fire that demonic party and its supporters

Soundminded:
Good day my friends
Please advise me, I recently got a government teaching slot in a primary school, where I would probably earn 70k for a start ,but where I work presently in a private school where I teach government I earn 100k as basic salary and private lessons give me 40k monthly

Should I quit the private school for a government school? For job security

easyfem:
Nothing new in this nigerian ruling .... still the same set of pple keep the power and the youth are celebrating them .... we have peter obi and sowore.... but we prefer the old man ... ain't we tire of this old men ?

dre11:
https://leadership.ng/super-eagles-captain-ahmed-musa-crashes-petrol-pump-price-to-n580-litre-in-kano/

Odidigboigbo:
Is Lagos Road better? Is not the same Lagos that canoe are paddle and Fisher men fishing in the main road after heavy downpour?

helinues:
Baba Buhari looking good.

officialwdhtv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbenbshw0QQ

Governor Godwin Obaseki of Edo State convoy seen in a viral video trapped/stuck in a flooded road in the state

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright

They omitted Nigeria from the list on purpose

What is the need of giving us malaria vaccine when we all surely gonna die due to to hardship and poverty we have been subjected to
Imagine fuel is now 600+

7lives:
Something is wrong somewhere.
Aboki wey no get primary school certificate are here, doing all kinds of menial jobs.
They don't steal stupid things like bread, they can afford good foods and they even sent money, to their relatives in the village.
A first class graduate stealing a bread is a prank, I don't believe it

greatiyk4u:
First class graduate of University of Ibadan, Opuofoni Freeborn Ebimotimi has been beaten to death in Bayelsa for stealing bread.



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0JpCeHy3h9tV5e2ZxUEGYqxB7ZczNi9rrXVNRdCLpCZf1GhKKTWWw2kc8ST5GeYRvl&id=100053881129641

ecolime:
Africans especially Nigerians do not support our own. Just look at Innoson, Proforce, etc..

The only exception at the moment is our music stars. We support them well but we need to move beyond music to start supporting locally made goods, APPS, business websites, etc.

iSense247:
•Says recruitment of RECs, Commissioners makes it susceptible to govt interference •Claims electoral body deployment of technology not transparent
https://tribuneonlineng.com/eu-raises-concern-over-independence-of-inec/

kollinz1234:
This is commendable. This is what our country should be like. Celebrate excellence not mediocrity. Like people celebrating what Tinubu did in Lagos and the same Tinubu is traveling to paris for medical attention. Is that not mediocrity