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Its very true,, it has happened to me, I was just lucky dat I don't understand Yoruba, d man sent me airtime n after few minutes called back.. I told him I didn't use it n I will send it back n I did, after receiving he called back to thank me n I said no problem n he said dat d papa he intended sending it to wants to thank me.... The man was just speaking Yoruba ,, I don't understand so I said no need for all dat,, dat I'm good... D call ended and dey called again, I just ignored cos I don't understand...

iamloyalty:
That's the consequences of moving with fuckboys. A married woman ought to be treated well by her husband with consideration on the wives part too.

Dis hanty ehnnn,,, are u OP's wife??
Dis one u take d matter serious like dis so, always av wat to say n wat to reply...

2dice01:
Why am i having this feeling that most women over do this craving stuff to torment/torture their Husby/fiancé

Cus if one fúckboy had impregnated her and Japa
Is it her mum or sis she will be doing CravingGenG for

Exactly wat I'm saying,, dey r just over doing tinx.

iamloyalty:
There a difference between a properly married pregnant woman and a girl who got pregnant out of wed lock. The former will definitely be treated well while the latter will take whatever comes her way. Who send her go get belle when she no vie marry?

All just wanna make clear is dat, even though u r legally married, shouldn't u b more understanding n humane,, shouldn't u understand certain situations... Women folks are acting dis pregnancy stuff up as its only men dat love kids....

Me, dere is an extent to which I can tolerate it...I av already told mine b4, if u wanna kill with pregnancy, den u prepare to stay with ur mum at d critical stage of d pregnancy or invite ur people over, cos I av to keep my sanity intact...

Not trying to b a sadist but I av also asked a single mother abt dis issue too but d answer I got den was quite different....

I'm just trying to b rational here
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1) Assuming OP is broke n d wife knows his capabilities dat he can't provide more dan wat is in d house n dey can't keep buying anything dey c in oda to get necessary foodstuffs,, will she still keep craving for dem

2) Assuming ur wife ain't married n as a boyfriend OP denied d pregnancy n she doesn't av enough money to survive on her own cos she is managing, will she still crave for such


D lady's answer was dat, women tend to behave in such manner because d means is dere, but if e red, nobody dey for dem, no funds, no nothing, dey will adapt..

So in conclusion, tell her to b more considerate....cos God knows I won't go out around 11pm to buy a particular food wen we ve variety of food in d hux,, if she can't consider my safety n bear with me till money, den I better use my head

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Yanmiriflathead:
Non indegenes, not just sending back almajiris? Please let's all start sending non indegenes in all parts of Nigeria back home make the country just pass there end. We go see who go quote Constitution, cry about marginalization and whine pass on cyber space.

PS: To that Igbo mod always removing my comments and leaving those of ipob members on nairaland to flourish, Sanwo olu go soon answer wike and your eyes go neat when u reach ABA

Its not wat u think .....

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Most of dem above me r now confused n don't no wat to say or to comment...those below don't mind dem..Even me right now I don't no wat to comment... Its alright sha...

"Which ghost does dat" got me cracked up

ChildOfDoom:
At times, in the company of friends, they talk about their sexual adventures and I can't help it but envy them. There is nothing to envy about chronic gambling. I sold my T. V, pressing iron, mouka foam, handset etc and even sold things belonging to those that trusted me. All to what end, bet9ja, which is programmed, yet I can't resist it.

At least, even though womanisers squander their savings on women, they will still remember the vaginas they screwed with nostalgia. Even the joints they entertained women, alongside the palatable food they ate. But I gave mine to a computer screen with no feelings.

#StillUndergoingRehabilitation

Bro y making gambling g a habit?
Y allowing dat mentality dat "u lost ur first bet so u must keep playing to recover"..

Forget about recovery, virtual is already programmed like u said n u can hit jackpot with #2000 gambling,,

Just look for any nob dat will keep u occupied for a start, no matter how little, once u start experiencing withdrawal symptoms u can now plan wat to do or move to next...

blowjohn:
And isn't ur black head supposed to run to china to rescue the WHO with funds or what are u waiting for?
African presidents?
Is it by force for America to fund WHO?

Ask him oo my brother,, as if d US is using Nigeria's money to fund who...

Now dat he isn't funding,, dat mofo should tell his president to fund WHO, or is it constitutional dat it must b US..

Petyprincess:
Please don't mind him o, he has been mentioning me since morning,have never met him in my life!!
Greatresearcher it seems you want me to expose your fraudulent wife abi?

Acknowledged,, tanx for d clarification... Now I no where he is coming from..

GreatResearcher:
I met this extremely pretty, slim, young, decent and not too intelligent girl called petyprincess. we had a one night stand and at the process of swallowing my cum, she burst my balls. I was at LUTH for 30days . What a bad experience

U r fucking kidding me,,are u serious bro??

drnoel:
Another one has come again with spirit wife. Begon Satan!!
I cast u back in the pits of hell!!

U try to believe whatever u wanna believe, don't shove ur belief n perspective down my throat.. If u don't believe OK for u, just waka pass.. Don't av time for rubbish n naive arguments...

U r not required or compelled to understand such things...D brother I quoted knows wat I'm saying but u won't...its not ur fault either its just ur belief..

skylane:
What about guys none with any? Well guys are not left out,dated alot of girls,the ones i come to really love always tell me about weird dreams they have,about 6 different girls/ladies gave me almost the same experience,mostly a beautiful tall lady with gold jewelries cowries and long hair longer than her waist,always appear to them some in dream some trance,warning them to stay away from me,and she wears a golden mini crown,infact one i can remember 2012,this girl so inlove with me,and the funny thing is we never met,it was a 2go love that grew strong,a month to our relationship she started telling seeing a lady s(same description with others)use to issue her warnings in dream,but i used to brush it away,,there was even a day this my girl took her bath wanting to apply cream on her body,she bolted the door to her room,only for her to see the door open by someone and lo n behold that wierd lady in her dreams has come to her in reality,gave her final warning n left shuting the door,this my gurl baffled stood up to check the door if it wasnt bolted but suprisingly it was bolted no explaination how the lady cane in n went out,
When she told me i was scared as hell,but still our love grew stronger,only for one night we were on midnight call,and suddenly i heard my baby screaming,please go away leave me leave ne!!! Before i know no sound i heard like a body fell down and shes alone in her room,i called n called but no response,it was later till the next afternoon i got a call from her younger sis that my babe was in coma in the hospital,that she was muttering my name n begging for her life occasionally,she was in coma for 24 hrs.i just had to go outside under a tree and started begging they release her,and not up to 5mins a call came through ,thst she has regain consciousness,and was even scared to talk to me,she only told me later that she was kidnapped taken to sea n dealt with,that was how i had to let her go,but she refused telling me details,the one am dating of recent just told me about a strange girl warning her in her dreams,last month and am just confused right now

Bro from ur write up its crystal clear dat u av a spirit wife, its not common with guys sha..u av to ask ur mum d circumstances surrounding ur birth n if she did any sacrifice regarding it and also how u were dedicated....its not a big deal though, av seen people with cases beyond imagination n were delivered....ordinary prayer nor go do dis one ooo bros...d problem is u, d spirit wife doesn't want any gal around u, dey r always jealous... U must break d link by undoing wat anybody did on ur behalf, and d worst of it is dat u keep draining gals of their good luck and good fortunes whenever u sleep with dem without u knowing. Its not ur fault though...

TeddyX:
EH & the remaining GTs will be called same time.
You may not hear from them before March 27th.
Replacement is ongoing for those that rejected the offer. Please someone should confirm this update.

@TeddyX,, I sent u a PM, pls respond its paramount I confirm something pls,,pls reply...tanx I'm advance.

TheGiftedOne:
If you are depressed and can see this post, please talk to someone or even post it on social media so someone can come to your aid. Don't be shy about it. It's natural to be overwhelmed by life and it's challenges. All you need is a listening ear and decerning heart.

Show courage in the face of adversity. #SpeakOut.

Are u gud at counseling I think I will need to talk to u if u av d time to listen,, wanna justify whatever actions I av to take next.

Which way naija,,, it keeps getting worse...

oluwaahmed:
Dem no dey use ginger kill mosquito wey hang for blockos.

Nor b by power dem take dey stand preek

Equity15:
1. because goat na your friend no mean say e no go chop your yam.(bestie)
2. na fence wey fall nai him make Goat climb ontop take selfie.
3. if dog bite you once, the dog dey mad. if the dog bite you twice, you dey mad.
4. lion wey no know book, na monkey he dey ask answer for exam hall.
5. say person die for accident no mean say we no go drive motor again.
6. say music go end no mean say we no go play am(love).
7. fire wey burn goat bear bear, na him face be the target.
8. person wey get plenty choice, na the same with person wey no get choice.
them plenty jawe...next time

Who don faint b4 nor b stranger to death

blackfish56:
E nr dae e nr dae
Who naked nor dae put hand 4 pocket

Na pocket wen money nor dey hand dey stay inside tey pass

Village when e b say d only barber na lion make all d goats ready train afro......

Leg wen swell up nor b rainboot

Okpolor nor b open eye

The way jealousy dey mostly come na I'm happy for u na dem b DAT oo run

maxiuc:


I will buy my materials myself then give it to a contractor to work on

Never you give contractors money to buy cements and rods always make sure you buy this two things yourself

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NwaAmaikpe is back ooooo his Nairaland room must be very dusty now Pls someone should volunteer to clean up his room

If it is for NwaAmaikpe,,,I'm available,,welcome back sir,, make I quick brush d chairs n floor

MyVILLAGEpeople:
How is that possible??
A guy will masturbate up to 6 times a day
Even once na dye, talk less of 6 times daily

If u think I'm lying ask OP,,he probably masturbates 3 times a day, in short not probably,, certainly,,,

Eat good fresh food and stay away from masturbation for 3days, u go dey alright....u masturbate too much, it happens to people dat ejaculate up to 6 times a day as well... D semen don finish,,allow am regenerate...

eddyville92:
The list of all NNPC subsidiaries and their function are on their website.. www.nnpcgroup.com click on the Business link and you will get all the information you need. And NETCO is an engineering subsidiary.

God bless u,,u r my brotherman.

People please I need help,,,,which subsidiary does a civil engineer fits into in nnpc and what r the various subsidiaries n their functions.

Kristinnee:
I wrote the CBT at Upper Mission Extension, Benin and I got the invite for the interview this morning.

I wrote dere as well,,, daniet global,, dis is my contact,,, hit me up on whatsapp..
07067000987

phil0:
I don't really like the month even though it's my birth month, terrible things normally happen..... I rep June 8 though

Birthday mate,,, I rep June 08 as well, hi

danietohbadt:
I carried 5 courses in my days in school. I spilled again, and I still had B.Sc Economics(Hons).

It's because in sciences n art,,, d duration is between 4 to 6yrs ,once u exceed 6yrs ,,with or without spill over,,, no honour for u, cos honour means dey r honouring u for completing d course within d stipulated time n also enlightening employers of labour abt d nature of ur result. If u were to b an employer, will u employ b.sc hons or without hons?,,, now dat u no d difference