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"Which ghost does dat" got me cracked up

ChildOfDoom:
At times, in the company of friends, they talk about their sexual adventures and I can't help it but envy them. There is nothing to envy about chronic gambling. I sold my T. V, pressing iron, mouka foam, handset etc and even sold things belonging to those that trusted me. All to what end, bet9ja, which is programmed, yet I can't resist it.

At least, even though womanisers squander their savings on women, they will still remember the vaginas they screwed with nostalgia. Even the joints they entertained women, alongside the palatable food they ate. But I gave mine to a computer screen with no feelings.

#StillUndergoingRehabilitation

Bro y making gambling g a habit?
Y allowing dat mentality dat "u lost ur first bet so u must keep playing to recover"..

Forget about recovery, virtual is already programmed like u said n u can hit jackpot with #2000 gambling,,

Just look for any nob dat will keep u occupied for a start, no matter how little, once u start experiencing withdrawal symptoms u can now plan wat to do or move to next...

blowjohn:
And isn't ur black head supposed to run to china to rescue the WHO with funds or what are u waiting for?
African presidents?
Is it by force for America to fund WHO?

Ask him oo my brother,, as if d US is using Nigeria's money to fund who...

Now dat he isn't funding,, dat mofo should tell his president to fund WHO, or is it constitutional dat it must b US..

Petyprincess:
Please don't mind him o, he has been mentioning me since morning,have never met him in my life!!
Greatresearcher it seems you want me to expose your fraudulent wife abi?

Acknowledged,, tanx for d clarification... Now I no where he is coming from..

GreatResearcher:
I met this extremely pretty, slim, young, decent and not too intelligent girl called petyprincess. we had a one night stand and at the process of swallowing my cum, she burst my balls. I was at LUTH for 30days . What a bad experience

U r fucking kidding me,,are u serious bro??

drnoel:
Another one has come again with spirit wife. Begon Satan!!
I cast u back in the pits of hell!!

U try to believe whatever u wanna believe, don't shove ur belief n perspective down my throat.. If u don't believe OK for u, just waka pass.. Don't av time for rubbish n naive arguments...

U r not required or compelled to understand such things...D brother I quoted knows wat I'm saying but u won't...its not ur fault either its just ur belief..

skylane:
What about guys none with any? Well guys are not left out,dated alot of girls,the ones i come to really love always tell me about weird dreams they have,about 6 different girls/ladies gave me almost the same experience,mostly a beautiful tall lady with gold jewelries cowries and long hair longer than her waist,always appear to them some in dream some trance,warning them to stay away from me,and she wears a golden mini crown,infact one i can remember 2012,this girl so inlove with me,and the funny thing is we never met,it was a 2go love that grew strong,a month to our relationship she started telling seeing a lady s(same description with others)use to issue her warnings in dream,but i used to brush it away,,there was even a day this my girl took her bath wanting to apply cream on her body,she bolted the door to her room,only for her to see the door open by someone and lo n behold that wierd lady in her dreams has come to her in reality,gave her final warning n left shuting the door,this my gurl baffled stood up to check the door if it wasnt bolted but suprisingly it was bolted no explaination how the lady cane in n went out,
When she told me i was scared as hell,but still our love grew stronger,only for one night we were on midnight call,and suddenly i heard my baby screaming,please go away leave me leave ne!!! Before i know no sound i heard like a body fell down and shes alone in her room,i called n called but no response,it was later till the next afternoon i got a call from her younger sis that my babe was in coma in the hospital,that she was muttering my name n begging for her life occasionally,she was in coma for 24 hrs.i just had to go outside under a tree and started begging they release her,and not up to 5mins a call came through ,thst she has regain consciousness,and was even scared to talk to me,she only told me later that she was kidnapped taken to sea n dealt with,that was how i had to let her go,but she refused telling me details,the one am dating of recent just told me about a strange girl warning her in her dreams,last month and am just confused right now

Bro from ur write up its crystal clear dat u av a spirit wife, its not common with guys sha..u av to ask ur mum d circumstances surrounding ur birth n if she did any sacrifice regarding it and also how u were dedicated....its not a big deal though, av seen people with cases beyond imagination n were delivered....ordinary prayer nor go do dis one ooo bros...d problem is u, d spirit wife doesn't want any gal around u, dey r always jealous... U must break d link by undoing wat anybody did on ur behalf, and d worst of it is dat u keep draining gals of their good luck and good fortunes whenever u sleep with dem without u knowing. Its not ur fault though...

TeddyX:
EH & the remaining GTs will be called same time.
You may not hear from them before March 27th.
Replacement is ongoing for those that rejected the offer. Please someone should confirm this update.

@TeddyX,, I sent u a PM, pls respond its paramount I confirm something pls,,pls reply...tanx I'm advance.

TheGiftedOne:
If you are depressed and can see this post, please talk to someone or even post it on social media so someone can come to your aid. Don't be shy about it. It's natural to be overwhelmed by life and it's challenges. All you need is a listening ear and decerning heart.

Show courage in the face of adversity. #SpeakOut.

Are u gud at counseling I think I will need to talk to u if u av d time to listen,, wanna justify whatever actions I av to take next.

Which way naija,,, it keeps getting worse...

oluwaahmed:
Dem no dey use ginger kill mosquito wey hang for blockos.

Nor b by power dem take dey stand preek

Equity15:
1. because goat na your friend no mean say e no go chop your yam.(bestie)
2. na fence wey fall nai him make Goat climb ontop take selfie.
3. if dog bite you once, the dog dey mad. if the dog bite you twice, you dey mad.
4. lion wey no know book, na monkey he dey ask answer for exam hall.
5. say person die for accident no mean say we no go drive motor again.
6. say music go end no mean say we no go play am(love).
7. fire wey burn goat bear bear, na him face be the target.
8. person wey get plenty choice, na the same with person wey no get choice.
them plenty jawe...next time

Who don faint b4 nor b stranger to death

blackfish56:
E nr dae e nr dae
Who naked nor dae put hand 4 pocket

Na pocket wen money nor dey hand dey stay inside tey pass

Village when e b say d only barber na lion make all d goats ready train afro......

Leg wen swell up nor b rainboot

Okpolor nor b open eye

The way jealousy dey mostly come na I'm happy for u na dem b DAT oo run

maxiuc:


I will buy my materials myself then give it to a contractor to work on

Never you give contractors money to buy cements and rods always make sure you buy this two things yourself

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First to commento

NwaAmaikpe is back ooooo his Nairaland room must be very dusty now Pls someone should volunteer to clean up his room

If it is for NwaAmaikpe,,,I'm available,,welcome back sir,, make I quick brush d chairs n floor

MyVILLAGEpeople:
How is that possible??
A guy will masturbate up to 6 times a day
Even once na dye, talk less of 6 times daily

If u think I'm lying ask OP,,he probably masturbates 3 times a day, in short not probably,, certainly,,,

Eat good fresh food and stay away from masturbation for 3days, u go dey alright....u masturbate too much, it happens to people dat ejaculate up to 6 times a day as well... D semen don finish,,allow am regenerate...

eddyville92:
The list of all NNPC subsidiaries and their function are on their website.. www.nnpcgroup.com click on the Business link and you will get all the information you need. And NETCO is an engineering subsidiary.

God bless u,,u r my brotherman.

People please I need help,,,,which subsidiary does a civil engineer fits into in nnpc and what r the various subsidiaries n their functions.

Kristinnee:
I wrote the CBT at Upper Mission Extension, Benin and I got the invite for the interview this morning.

I wrote dere as well,,, daniet global,, dis is my contact,,, hit me up on whatsapp..
07067000987

phil0:
I don't really like the month even though it's my birth month, terrible things normally happen..... I rep June 8 though

Birthday mate,,, I rep June 08 as well, hi

danietohbadt:
I carried 5 courses in my days in school. I spilled again, and I still had B.Sc Economics(Hons).

It's because in sciences n art,,, d duration is between 4 to 6yrs ,once u exceed 6yrs ,,with or without spill over,,, no honour for u, cos honour means dey r honouring u for completing d course within d stipulated time n also enlightening employers of labour abt d nature of ur result. If u were to b an employer, will u employ b.sc hons or without hons?,,, now dat u no d difference

I will illustrate with engineering,, engineering in Nigeria universities is normally 5yrs,bt it's shouldn't exceed 7yr,,,if u can graduate within dis period, whatever d result, it goes with honour,,, but if u exceed d 7yrs ,,den no honour,, Dats y our HOD will advice us to get second class lower division or third class with honour,, rather malpractice n b given 3yrs suspension den graduate without honour....

Honour shows dat u completed d course within d stipulated yrs or period,,, it helps employers to no if u r dull or maybe dey may ask Wat happened dat made u graduate late..

MrMumu:
I think say tramadol na white and one again wey be green?

Or dem repaint this one to deceive person?

D white one is 225mg
The green is 50mg
D red na 2, 200mg n 250mg
Den 120mg has green n anoda funny colour,,it's in pill form though.. �

U need to b enlightened,, na xo I take swallow d white one unknowingly, thinking tramadol is only red in colour,,,, my broda,, na xo d pain truly relieve ME,, but body just dey itch me up n down,, I scratch tire,, body just dey sweet me anyhow,,, just smiling n happy for no reason,,,, Menhhhh,,, dat tin bad ooo

donbachi:
even nana and hussey

Very correct,, I don for dia neighbors Hussey college...

Ishilove:
Tah, gerrarahere. We check the water level in the radiator, check the oil level, nack the battery head [color=#990000][/color]and we are good to go. What other maintenance routine is left again? You sha want to give us a bad name.

Mscheeew

,,, "knack d battery head" dis one got ME cracked up....

donbachi:
Domdomigos

,, my brother na dem ooo...Don Domigos n Urhobo college people

stupidity:
aunty, it seems she now wake up and sleep on top the piano. The worse part is when I’m happy she’s stopped, after some minutes I will hear about two to five annoying keys sound from the piano.


How can I go buy drum and start playing? Am I mad?

Simple ,, meet any DJ,, tell him to do DJ guitar n piano mix for u,,, play it in ur home theater,, relax with ur weed n a chilled bottle of beer,,, in fact put am for repeat den sleep go,,,,thank ME later�

Monaco2:
Dis rape of a thing is something that most people don’t understand, to her, her boyfriend can’t wake up in the middle of night n just slide in without waking her n asking for it... if he does dat it’s called rape , most girls don’t mind their man waking up in the middle of night to slide it in without their consent, I can’t imagine waking up in the middle of night wanting to slide it in then I will ask her can we do it?!? Where is the element of surprise in that?!? Some girls like to b taken unawares, they enjoy it infact.... this thing is actually debatable, to me it’s not rape if I wake up to have sex with her, it’s only rape if wen she wakes up she ask me to stop but I refused or she pushed me off of her n I forced my way back in..

Too much sense my broda,,, u r one hell of a rational being I'm proud of,,,, keep educating dem bro,, keep making sense

Canadanow:
Bro, na same dey happen to me now.
I know how you feel. Everytime you would be thinking if she moaned when he was banging her, if he used condom or not. You can only forgive but can never forget. My gf cheated 2 years ago, didn't even use condom. Said she was drunk and me sef Sabi sey na Dat time she dey Bleep pass. we came back 6 months ago and I still don't trust her at all. But she has shown signs of maturity bcoz she don dey old. What I realized is that when someone you love cheats on you, it's hard to fall inlove with someone else. I see most girls out there as slutss.
Since she cheated, I have made it mandatory to f*ck girls who arent single.

And after these girls tell you they have a bf, they will still give you a bj and f*ck the hell outta you. That's why I don't take my gf serious again. Person wey dey call me and dey tell me she loved me and another guy dey enter her steadily. The mad gal go con dey tell me sey she misses me.
Truth be told, I love her like mad but I don't take her serious and I can never take her serious. She doesn't know all this but if I comot this country, she no go ever hear my voice again.

Bro u r just confusing ME here,, how can u love her lik mad at d same time u didn't take her serious ??

My head dey pain ME

Omihanifa:
You better remember okafor's law and move on

No disrespect bro,, I'm kinda lost here, pls enlighten ME... Which law is Okafor's law??

SageMK:
That man is a true ambassador of the Vaseline crew association. The ban is just a tiny bump on the road.

As the chairman, I hereby knight the mođafucker.
He is now an immortal!

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D ban is just a minor setback for a major comeback