₦airaland Forum

MrMumu:
I think say tramadol na white and one again wey be green?

Or dem repaint this one to deceive person?

donbachi:
even nana and hussey

Ishilove:
Tah, gerrarahere. We check the water level in the radiator, check the oil level, nack the battery head [color=#990000][/color]and we are good to go. What other maintenance routine is left again? You sha want to give us a bad name.

Mscheeew

donbachi:
Domdomigos

stupidity:
aunty, it seems she now wake up and sleep on top the piano. The worse part is when I’m happy she’s stopped, after some minutes I will hear about two to five annoying keys sound from the piano.


How can I go buy drum and start playing? Am I mad?

Monaco2:
Dis rape of a thing is something that most people don’t understand, to her, her boyfriend can’t wake up in the middle of night n just slide in without waking her n asking for it... if he does dat it’s called rape , most girls don’t mind their man waking up in the middle of night to slide it in without their consent, I can’t imagine waking up in the middle of night wanting to slide it in then I will ask her can we do it?!? Where is the element of surprise in that?!? Some girls like to b taken unawares, they enjoy it infact.... this thing is actually debatable, to me it’s not rape if I wake up to have sex with her, it’s only rape if wen she wakes up she ask me to stop but I refused or she pushed me off of her n I forced my way back in..

Canadanow:
Bro, na same dey happen to me now.
I know how you feel. Everytime you would be thinking if she moaned when he was banging her, if he used condom or not. You can only forgive but can never forget. My gf cheated 2 years ago, didn't even use condom. Said she was drunk and me sef Sabi sey na Dat time she dey Bleep pass. we came back 6 months ago and I still don't trust her at all. But she has shown signs of maturity bcoz she don dey old. What I realized is that when someone you love cheats on you, it's hard to fall inlove with someone else. I see most girls out there as slutss.
Since she cheated, I have made it mandatory to f*ck girls who arent single.

And after these girls tell you they have a bf, they will still give you a bj and f*ck the hell outta you. That's why I don't take my gf serious again. Person wey dey call me and dey tell me she loved me and another guy dey enter her steadily. The mad gal go con dey tell me sey she misses me.
Truth be told, I love her like mad but I don't take her serious and I can never take her serious. She doesn't know all this but if I comot this country, she no go ever hear my voice again.

Omihanifa:
You better remember okafor's law and move on

SageMK:
That man is a true ambassador of the Vaseline crew association. The ban is just a tiny bump on the road.

As the chairman, I hereby knight the mođafucker.
He is now an immortal!

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Obagoblog:
RIP...

my own problem is that any time I start playing football, my heart start racing so hard as if I'm about to loose it.

I will have to go somewhere to lie while battling with my breath then after seeing minutes, I'll come back to my normal breathing level.

Is it because I've stayed so long without playing football?

johnkey:
FIESTA... the black one.

Tesclaros:
I have lots of new shoes i wanna sell out cos I don’t like wearing shoes more than once. All are still new and I’m selling out all in the picture there. Serious buyer/s should please DM. I’m in uyo.. All shoes are size 41/42

nijaomegacode:
I tire abeg.
Question : From a point P, R is 8km due east and 8km due south. Find the bearing of P from R.
(I couldn't attach the picture I snapped. I don't know why).
But pls if you can solve this, I will be grateful. Thanks.

nijaomegacode:
I tire abeg.
Question : From a point P, R is 8km due east and 8km due south. Find the bearing of P from R.
(I couldn't attach the picture I snapped. I don't know why).
But pls if you can solve this, I will be grateful. Thanks.

markidoo:
more of this pls and get ur coordinates right before launching.

DaRuud:
Mumu like you , you are not even sure if he's your classmate or junior

Kingosytex:
the girl doesnt wanna take chances....




she is applying what we call "factor of safety" in engineering...

LOVEGINO:
Thank me later

mgdimagaladima:
Play Barcelona to win and goal goal
4 odds and stake high

SweetCunt97:
Natural enough

collette10:
**lemme follow una do this one too **

MatthAnn:
Styled my hair backwards

ReneeNuttall:
This pic was taken last week after a good afternoon sleep.( the second pic actually)I'm not the person on d first pic.....

GavelSlam:
I'm sorry, but every opportunity to insult him is fair game.

After all, he's done the same for over 5 years even in unrelated matters.

Xenophobia has come to stay in Africa just as Tribal slurs have come to stay on Nairaland.

FFK doesn't have the moral authority on issues akin to hate.

buhariski:
currently I live in Ibadan from Delta state.