₦airaland Forum

bughead:
Lol! If Santa was a terrorist!

I am a christain but this your joke lacks taste and just wrong

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DrinkLimca:
This guy that sings incantations as music..

If he likes, even if he uses ballistic missiles and nuclear bomb to promote his shows, he still won't blow..his fans base is only in Ibadan.

Adekunle Gold is one of my favourite artiste
Hands down

Daviddson:
Just wondering how this lady expect this stuff to pull through. Ladies are supposed to be chased and then won over and not the way around, except in very rare cases. This one can't be one of such cases.

Oga don't comman spoil market for us. We are waiting for our crush to make the first move

BornAgainMay:


Ibe is one of those foolish educated entities we have in this contraption without any form of personal self-esteem.


He graduated from unn and bcz of Money he forgot that unn was built on the platform of restoring the dignity of Man.

After been used as puppet he still remain in this useless govt..

Brain n No sense.

UNN, my alma mata must be regretting grooming such a fluke..

He is only seen, when they need his signature after that, he will go and start answering to a nonentity from the North..

This one will just be misyarning because they did not give him Biafra. Oga please stop misbehaving online

I should've just talked to her

IAMSASHY:
Growing up wt first son:d same story bt straight to d point, he came home after work one nite and discovered dat I didn't eat d food his wife cooked b4 dey both left 4 work. He sed I shud tell hm who took me out dat made me nt eat ahome, he pulled his belt and I ran outside, I sat outside for abt 2hrs and after much thinking, d only tin Dat came in2 my head ws 2 open our well and jump inside, Wat ws I living for? Mum or siblings? I went towards d well and ws trying to lift d cover, I totally forgot dat nobody goes to the d well at night,(it ws12midnight), luckily, landlord ws still outside, he heard d nose and demanded 2 no who ws dere, he flashed torchlight at me, came close and ws asking Wat I ws doing dere, I couldn't alter a word, only tears. It ws hell growing up, i cn now see d advantages bt d fear and inability to mix or talk to pple has refused to let go.

Is it safe to say your family are terrible people (no offence)

IAMSASHY:
Growing wt our second son:big bro invited me to live wt hm, I ws happy dat atleast, I cn change environment and mix with pple, I neva new I ws going in2 hell part 2. I finally went to hm, and dere it started again, bro wl snd 2 get something 4 hm, after I hv left, he wl quietly follow me behind 2 see if a guy wl stop or talk me, u no guys na, dey must surely try to show up,even u form deaf and dumb, dey keep preaching and following u abt. Wen I finally gets home, bro wl list hw many guys Dat talked to me on d road and den serious beatings begin to fall, I remember fainting during one of his beating, I had 2 cul dad, he wsnt happy abt it, he had to come take me home.

From frying pan to fire

JaneMafrodite:
Nigeria is such a joke, My master Nnamdi kanu said when i am done with Nigeria somalia would ba a Paradise.

Lol. Did Kanu cause the fuel scarcity? Please ma don't make me laugh. I am sure if BokoHaram comes out tomorrow and supports Biafra. Biafrans will see BH as a saint. Propaganda everywhere! 'Those whom the gods wishes to destroy, they first make mad'

The people that burnt him will say this is a necessary evil that it had to be done.

'Men do not differ much about what things they will call evils; they differ enormously about what evils they will call excusable.' - G. K Chesterton

The funny memes and comments but now its just ethnic and religious thread which Ops use to generate traffic to threads because Nigerians tend to embarrass each other online. They not only embarrass each other they just misbehave

Last week or thereabout a similar thread was on FP. I don't know about the patent of Joromi or if it was Sir Victor that coined the term 'Joromi' but when I heard Simi's lyrics the first thing that came to mind was Sir Vicor Uwaifo's Joromi. The lyrics are different but there's a similarity in the tune during the Chorus. During the Joromi chorus there's a similarity. Same with Simi and Falz's soldier, we all know that Fela's soldier is about the Military while Simi and Falz's is about love and rejection but there's a similarity. It's the tune, the tunes are similar. I saw how people insulted the man saying he was too old and just wanted to make money. Either their ear is not functioning or their sense is paining them. The man above me is a practical example.

Eke40seven:
It's always your leaders that will always rally against you.

See all their pot belly, they don't care about you.

This course is officially dead but the ideology will live on.. go back to the drawing board. Re-strategize.. they wanted something and IPOB fell into their hands.

NK you have given it your best, you are the real hero.

For now, we can still be like Germany and Japan. Their dream was to become the ruler of the world. Japanese had imperialist tendencies and so was Germany but they lost the war. But..... What they couldn't achieve in warfare they got economically. They are both today, economic superpowers.

Today, Japan dominates economically. One of the best economies in the world. They built a road map for themselves. Germany is now the leader in Europe, when they make a decision it stands. They were so dominant that UK got jealous and BREXITED.

Igbos should not dwell so much on this. This should rather be a lesson. Every well meaning son should come back home, do your investments there and grow the SE. Make SE a beauty to behold, build your best properties there, create industries. Then and there will true victory come.
Take heart brave warriors.

Exactly
The Igbos have the resources to be the most envied tribe
We don't have any investment in the South East. No Yoruba man or Hausa man even has an investment in the South East but Majority of the businesses in Lagos, Abuja and Portharcourt are owned by Ibos. The men who own these businesses won't support Biafra because they don't want to lose their investments. After toiling for more than twenty years amd you've built an empire and someone will tell you to leave everything and come back home. Your first thought will be: Is this one mad? IPOB was formed by our leaders incapability to better the lives of their people. I think Kanu fed into this. Now IPOB sees the Hausa man as his enemy but I think our greatest enemy is ourselves. If Nnamdi Kanu attacked South East governors the way he is attacking only Buhari I will gladly support. I believe Buhari is not only our problem but all our leaders irrespective of tribe who did not better the lives of their citizens

PaperLace:
Why is this police station always a target?

Arson is a serious offence.

I've encountered IPOB twice and they are easily irritated and aggressive when you don't agree with them. They are more emotional than logical. Majority of them don't know the meaning of the words they throw around.

I only wish they see the light _ 'cos they know not what they're doing.

Very true. When you disagree they will insult you and your family members

Cyynthia:
Buhari is painting the image of this country black with his body odour language.
Once Igbos leave this country, no investor will ever like to invest in a country that see violation of human rights as nothing.
As for Igbos to leave, they will definitely leave and Nig will be the worst hit.
The world is watching.

What are you saying? I am an Igbo man and I know that investors hardly come to our region. Investors invest in peaceful areas and business friendly areas like Lagos, Abuja and Portharcourt. From Onitsha down to Awka you hardly see any business firms only filling stations and hotels. Majority of us no longer want to farm all we know is to ride Okada and scream Biafra


Majority of all the companies found in Abuja and Lagos are owned by Igbos. You tell me these men will leave their business and fight for Biafra? No! Economic viability rules the world

Tom Odell - Long way down and Another Love Passenger - Holes, Nothing's changed, The wrong direction

PUKKA25:
COLD PLAY**********Fix You PASSENGER********* Hole

we got holes but we carry on

abelprice:
Let her go, walk in the rain, little lights, feather on the Clyde, we own the night, hold on, like a funeral, fast car, the promise, got it bad, moving mountain, not the girl, whisky lukby, afire love, the a team, the fault in our stars, gallery, sing for me, dream, demon, sleep, adiemus.. etc

Confirm Passnger fan

Josephjnr:
Hahahaha! Finally,we end it. In Klaus' voice "Let's end this. Shall we?"

Lol. And that wicked smile on his face with his hands behind his back

IamKashyBaby:


It depends what kind of "brokeness" were talking here..

There's a broke person who keep striving to reach his dreams yet humble...

And there is another kind of broke person who pretends but still broke AF...who is fvcking lazy & visionless...

Guys like thay are easy to spot. He wears a fake chain wrist watche that does not work. He is always on hoddie even when the weather is hot. He has only one pair of jeans

harriet412:
U need to change
go out more often

I don't really hate going out but I prefer to just eat, sleep and lazy around(my special talents)

Simple:
I am an introvert.
I fear love.
I find love tedious.
I love my space.
I love my freedom.

Trouble is brewing and people are feeding on it. This was how it started after the 1966 coup

According to Achebe in his publication ''The trouble with Nigeria'' The trouble with Nigeria is that of leadesrship but I think The trouble with Nigeria is that of Leadership compounded with that of Followership. What struck me in this write up was the statement Buhari made and how Nigerians came for his head. But, the truth is that he was correct. We are willing to turn a blind eye when we see evil, we are willing to look the other way once we are given money. Innocent lives have been wasted! Trust me in two weeks no one will even remember this incident, it will be swept under the carpet. The worst was the Evans situation people pushed for his release. Nigeria is where we are today because of its citizens no one wants to challenge the politicians we instead love to praise them when they pass by in their flashy cars when they give us money and we are ready to challenge anyone who says they are corrupt because they are from our tribe. That's why you see people making fun of EFCC and even criticizing them that they corruption war is just a show.

geez18:
what are you guys even saying? what happened to filing for and getting a divorce before indulging in all her depraved fantasies?

I don't commend her for cheating niether do I justify cheating, but the other guy is arguing that she deserves to be killed. He should have just divorced her!

geez18:
oh! and she reserved the moral right to cheat on her husband? and how was he to know of her intentions to cheat if not by catching her in the act? she was the one to have opted out of the marriage instead of throwing it right at his face!

i just find every aspect of this your logic annoying. you should'nt bring up morality here, the husband is the victim here not the biatch. she simply got served.

Wait, are you serious? Cheating should not be condoned but killing someone? How you can even make excuse for the man is surprising

Not only newspapers, Nairaland too! Their own worst. Almost everything I read here I are ethnic and religion related. I take everything I read here with a pinch of salt. 65% are lies

Why do girls tend to change their tone to 'British English' when talking to guys. I think its both guys and girls

Whg do girls tend to change their tone to 'British English' when talking to guys. I think its both guys and girls

I don't know about Instagram but I know about the kind of people you'll find on Facebook: The kind of people that believe that they have haters and enemies that want to bring them down amd the worst part is that they are not up to 18 years (No body knows them, talkless of hating on them)

squash47:
So,how come they now have some dangerous arrogant monikers such as Capn. Blood ? why then do they fight ? if it was a non violent group,why was the school too hot for Soyinka that he graduated with a 3rd class ? befor claiming 2nd class ? if actually it was a peaceful group,why did he run to London ?

Lol. Who told you Soyinka came out with a 3rd class. Guy please google things before saying things. When did he go to London

squash47:
Ok sir.....but why couldn't he make it look honourable ? ok check,Nnamdi Azikiwe introduced radical journalism and it helped boost the nations morale to achieve democracy ....why was Soyinka's method of fighting oppression a negative one ?

Don't you understand? It was not a violent group. It was a group formed to protest injustice in the university