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You never get top know how killing it is dating an introvert until u try one. Currently I'm thinking of dumping her ass cos she's never fun to be with. U do all d talking and etc...she just sits at a corner and...and...and...mtcheeeeeew. I dey vex

nonnystar:
Dear, pls connect me to lecturing job pls, I have experince, I have worked as a part time lecturer in a poly, pls I really need full time lecturing, Business Admin is my dept. Pls reply me

oh dear! Check ur mail

I once stood face-to-face with the head HR of UBA PLC in an interview session for customer service position. Imagine asking me who the president of TAHITI is. I resemble Frank Edoho Finally I failed and redirected my destiny to being a lecturer. God is good. God punish that HR and at same time bless that HR. Lol

ferdimako:
That is for pple who allow govt to decide for them. But it has marriage value!

yea. Very well said. "Marriage value" it is. I like that!

This NYSC programme is essentially a "sit-back-there-and-do-nothing-about-your career-progress" year. With no real empowerment for social or community development.

#those girls are just thanking God that the one wasted year is finally over. Let doctors go and become doctors AND engineers become engineers. Enough of all these square pegs in round holes (posting corp members to teach in schools)

tkyl:
keep dreaming! If GEJ loses election, then thats the end of youwin! why do u think they keep postponing it incessantly? its because they want to wait for GEJ to win or lose, to know if they will continue or not! and of course, judging from the look of things, i am not sure he will win!

#I hope not, but i foresee the end of youwin, after march 28#

saddist, pessimist, Gej till 2095...

BOUNTYDOG:
I guess u will pay tithe from it,and give a testimony that you found it in the toilet at work?

Hmmm u return am oh u no return am o sin na sin in D eyes of D lord,ordinary saying "Yes when you mean "No is same sin as u taking the money away.and do u know poverty can make someone tell many small lies especially to cover up for your boss?

believe it or not, that amount can change my life 4eva. But I'l return it to the owner if I were the founder. Then I'l wake from my deep sleep

Chei! God! God!! God!!! Why can't a decent, honest, good-spirited, kind, humble, God fearing and obedient person like me find this similar amount of money. Eh? God will bless the careless owner that day.

okalo:
Please has anybody out here on this cyber space encountered this problem, i was admitted in 2011 at AAU ( THIRD BATCH) i am in 400 level and we are asked to present our original jamb admission letter which i checked online and its "sorry, no admission offer yet". Pls help me with info on how to get the admission letter coz I really need it for verification nevertheless, we are up to 25 that ve d same problem in my department, and our names are in d skul's admission book. pls need advice urgently.

I'm in my M.Sc level now, I can't remember JAMB offering me admission letter during my B.Sc days. Just go to any JAMB office and pay any officer there N3k, he/she will print or manufacture ur admission letter from anywhr. This is a non-issue!!!

I thought I'l see smoke and waves of blasts behind him. Lol...he literally just lay flat on his big stomach. Those peeps behind him, ain't they "fearing" bomb?

So.....I failed?? Hold on.......I just got a new Email. Lemme check...**runs out**

Oh dear! Deadline shifted once again If they like, they should shift it to April 32nd, they must give me that grant to set up my ICT biz.

A friendly? At that ill-fated Uyo stadium? I fore-see blue-washing of the super Chickens. RIP in advance

Acarajê kwa? Hia!!! See remix oh abi na merix.

scarplanet:
Pedro gave out 2 tapes and bought another five. How will Mary still have 6 more tapes than Pedro, when Pedro now has 3 more (5-2) than he initially had?

remember the question is how many tapes does Mary have in excess of pedro's after giving out 2 and buying 5.

Just finished mine. Quite Easy questions. Critical thinking and some 3 or 4 maths. Pedro having 2 more tapes than Mary, that Q is very tricky, mary still has 6 more than pedro. So 6 is still the answer. Then the lil combination question, who can asnwer that? Also converting seconds to hours and getting 18? Who else saw these Q's?

MizMyColi:
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Just Trolling.
Cute messages actually

I been think say u be Congo!

ritababe:
Thats why i will know the in and out of my fiance before marriage

hehehehehe...that means u'll have to do ur "man-shopping" on OLX. Lol

Sweetmarriage:
'goodmorning, papalette. i have something to ask because it's bothering a friend. her 7yr old twin sons ran into the master bedroom when their parents were having sex without knocking. actually, they saw how their mum was giving dad a bj. though they left when dad shouted at them, their parents are disturbed and doesnt know how to go about it with the kids.how to advise or explain things to the curious kids'

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Nigerian-Papalette/312263085651212?ref=bookmarks

they better start educating those kids about sex and its relevance, effects and etc etc...else, the kids will run to google for answers. And u know "google" na know-all D:

cococandy:
they are discriminated against especially marriage wise. I'm Igbo . I know. Nauseating practice I'm totally against

its okay. We just gotta let the practice die a natural death. A generation will arise who will not give recognition to the practice. So long as our fathers who had contact with the originators are still alive and well aware of the practice, u better steer clear of "osu" else ur parents disown that person. In igbo, "Umunna kacha". Ur parents will'nt want to be ostracized 4rm "umunna" meetings because an obnoxious child strayed. Not at all.

CIV coach Herve Renard is a master of his art. First with Zambia, now with CIV. All via penalties. Nigeria can pay him. can't we?

pickabeau1:
Yes!!!!


Finally


This squad wins a title

without the Almighty DD Drogba. #sad

ammyluv2002:
It's not strange now.....most schools write exams dis way

I'l post Imsu's own soonest! Ten per seat, even standing is allowed.

mhizenugu:
This one na beauty and the beast oh,. See as the guy be like thief • •

bad belle, u want the lady to marry a fellow fair-skinned dude make their children become albino?? She too is saving her children's fate. QED

He was beaten and still looks fresh? This is how he should have bn if truly BEATEN. Until then......I refuse to Believe this trash News

Trailblazer1:
I was expecting a broom cake to show the world how politics makes us stu.pid



Anyway I wish him Goodluck in his political marriage.

wallahi fa, exactly what I was thinking.

Hehehehehe...I can imagine!

ChannelsTV disgraced "my Oga at the top"...talk more of Bububaby

Vuum ka mma karia statement! Hahahahaha, I laff in Igbo

Ur username though..."amu-nkita"

Meaning...

"Dog's - penis"

No no no no no no...

jamex93:
who fit help mi wit any bank link so I go drop my c.v

na wa 4 u ooooo...Oga Bros, search them for google na! (E.g. Diamond bank careers)

toxiflam:
kul
Back in the days of Akamba Nsukara,
In the House mama voice " Come and carry your food ooo, mbok"
** I love this family of God**
Holla if u grab my gist

loool...nostalgic memories...Nsukara Uyo (NACC). Stayed there for just one night shaaa! But visited frequently. What year did u serve?