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My school is number #72, but I'm now a lecturer in school number #27.........do the conclusion urself.

sanc2s:
Where is my alma mater, Madona University?

you mean Madonna Secondary Commercial School Okija or Elele?

Foxycarol:
Alwayz ranking universities and forgetting about polytechnics, polytechnic no be school?
I dey provoke.
I rep Kogi State Polytechnic KSP

sorry...is it a poultry farm?

She too wan become 2mama...hahahahaha

Lol...

Wow! Wonderful thread. So so true. Keyword is "Decency". A decent man is a treasure to a decent lady.

Monimatic:
Sales Executive don't drive lorry, the Vans sales men drive lorries, Sales Executive drive company Hilux, there are lot of ladies who are sales executive,when u get the job n given a Hilux , u will have to go get a driving license

okay

Driver's license? As in...successfull applicants are gonna drive that dia big Lorry abi dem get Company Hilux wey dem go give me drive? And why are some girls applying? Can they drive that NB Lorry? Lol

God will bless the day I finish this my M.Sc in personnel Mgt. When I eventually become a HR Manager

1. I won't demand for passport, (maka gini?) Na full picture where I can all the hips and curves of the female applicants...

2. I won't demand for CV, na biography I go demand.

3. If u're a male applicant or u're a potential applicant (male) and u're reading this, don't just bother to apply for a non-engineering position in my Company. (Only guys sabi do Engineering lol)m. All other position will be for 'em ladies with ass-ets

4. I reserve my comment.

Signed: Edu Harry

Tintinabulation...

These two teams play poo-football...this nations cup sef! Make e quick finish, make Naija shame pass over

The Bikecar is made in Aba...lol

Muyogoa:
DON'T TELL ME I AM THE ONLY HETEROSEXUAL NAIJA GUY WITH THIS

Oga, u are on ur own oooooh!!! Its either NKIRU or AZUKA. Any other ain't normal. U get?

Only Buhari has displayed true commitment to ideology. All others in APC were once PDP members. They are pointing fingers @ PDP forgetting that they all served their tenure under PDP. They created the problems which they now claim is bedevelling Nigeria. PDP is not a person, they just recycled themselves into another party. I can never be deceived like wise some right thinking Nigerians. GMB has been an AC/APC stalwart from day zero, I pray he rigs well this time around and wins the elections. He's the only true man to lead nig in this time of our down. Sentiments apart. ***courtesy: HarryHenry from orlu in Imo state***

Hian! On a more serious note, the day I tasted the bitter pill of cooking was day I came home from work. I arranged indomie, enter curry, thyme, onions, sliced pepper, etc to the stuff and I FORGOT TO ADD THE INDOMIE SEASONING. Wasted effort. Tasteless as poo! Chai! Common indomie is harding me. Seriously searching for a wife to ease this stress sef!

But seriously, Yoruba folks are getting outta hand. Imagine I took a business trip to Akure, Ondo state. Saw a fancy bar/restaurant to relax and take some snacks. Lo and behold, beside me was a man I believe to be in his early 50's watching a movie on his samsung tablet with the volume sounding uncomfortably loud to my hearing. I suspected he was seeing an American movie, I stood up to stretch with the intent of getting a clearer look at his screen, yours truly was seeing "mojo".

The worst part be say he left the volume faintly audible. That was when I understood the sound I was hearing thus...aaaaaaaaaaah! Uuuuuuuuuuuuh!! Eeeeeeeeeeh!!! Eeeeeaaaaaaaawwwwwhhhhhh!!!

I was just ashamed on behalf of the man and quickly finished my bottle of orijin and left. Na wa ooooo! Old man like that? Konji must have built a three storey building in his "down below".

Thos dudes borne out of wedlock don cause kasara for society like hell! (Guys and ladies, pls straf with care)

Jaffar23:
Naija men to like mojo.. The girls nko?

lol, my former gf too like mojo for her phone. But she can never watch it with another person. Girls pretend a lot more than guys in dis aspect.

scarplanet:
Have you been following the thread?

hell yea, I have. What's ur problem? Why d'u ask?

Hi all, its not a SCAM. www.faannigeria.org/ is the official website of the Federal Aviation authority of Nigeria. Open the main site, click on job portal and the recruitment form will open. Its currently generating too much traffic that's why its down for now. (U knw how nigerian made websites behave). However, keep opening the site, it'l be sorted out soon **courtesy my cousin who was laid off late last year**

Let's see if its for Real. The same FAAN that ministers and top men are filling with their relatives abi?

iluvnaija:
Another version.
It's not a recharge card.

@op try again.


It's not a recharge card but donation card. It's for those who cannot go to bank to donate. It's N100 to support Buhari's campaign.

If you join APC BBM channel you get the full information.

which is the Original APC BBM channel pls. I wanna join immed.

piagetskinner:
Tried so hard to laugh
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It just didn't happen

The witch in ur village must have used ur whole "laughing gland" to prepare "Ogwu mgbochi goal" for Mikel. It worked wella...lol

Spent my Christmas at my home indoors...here's what I mean

pureguide:
If I hear say na u be that! Kpakaaaaaaaaaaaaam

u can as well check out my facebook profile to confirm for urself...

https://m.facebook.com/henry.dim?refid=13

See how my day's going here...I can never be distracted by anything

ladymichael:
I really need advise from especially the men

My colleague is gonna be 35 in a few months and is not married or even have toasters. She has reached a point where she doesn't even think about it.
She says she sometimes asks herself on why she's still single and concludes that maybe she's not supposed to ever marry.

I really feel sorry for her but don't know how to advise her.

Please what could be the issue? Abd how to I advise her?

u know what? U shuld have sampled some of her pics here, so many potential suitors abound on Nairaland. Sample her on every social media platform. I give it 3 weeks and she's taken! Try and see, unless the witch in her village is on permanent duty.

holatin:
Most lecturer Ve a great lust for their student.

why won't they? When they are blessed among semi-clad girls. If na me, God knw say I go dey bleep 'em. That's why I'm pursuing my Msc and PhD vigorously. Hehehehehehe. Na semi-joke ooooo

Okay. Now that I've finished perusing the whole thread, let me comment.

How can someone bottle "fresh air" to sell? This one got me going wacko!!

If u've got knowledge of permutation, u'll knw its almost impossible to guess a recharge card pin.

Question: in how many ways can you select 12 numbers from the numbers 0 - 9?

okiezman:
The dude pain fell down

u sure say no be ur brother be that? Which one be "PAIN" again? Abi na "PEN" u wan write...?

Igbo boys be like...