₦airaland Forum

This Topic is a Misnormer!!! Catholic church in Nigeria NEVER stopped handshake during Mass. Only Lagos and some few other Dioceses decided to suspend it. Seun, what is Nairaland turning into? The topic should be ammended ASAP.

BISIXCLUSIVE:
Smiles.......well....where is hon. Patrick and his big big grammars today? He don loose his primary election upon all,u can only act like God dear.....NO ONE IS BLOODY PERFECT......so dey form dey go,we knw ppl like u dey visit dico if dey wonn visit or comment for NL. SMH

Bia, this Botswana girl, e don do you abeg! I've got better tins to do with my life.

BISIXCLUSIVE:
by the way those that looks like a photoshop design? Dooooooooooor

[b] wow! U're embarrassing me here with ur grammar...sorry...you wanted to say "DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A...... Uuuuuuurrgghh!!!

BISIXCLUSIVE:
. Hoooooooooo the thing pain you soooooory,why u com put am for head... abi op na your bro inlaw?

U don rush go photoshop ur picture. Nairaland always says the truth (picture uploaded Wednesday 17th, 10:48am)

modestdude:
you are a pathetic loser. Thought you guys were concerned about the certificate and not the knowlegde. If you are talking about the knowledge, then i make bold to say, that some job aptitude test questions on business ethics are derived from NIM. How many job aptitude test have you written? Or have you been cut off with the 2'1 requirement of companies and organisation? Then am sorry, NIM knowledge and certificate cannot help you to be shortlisted for test and interview. Arrant nonsense Mtchewwww

I didn't write series of aptitude tests like you. I know I'm comfortable here with my federal pay. Mind you, I'm a First class graduate, automatically employed. I don't mean to insult you, just stating the obvious. NIM is not improving their status. I checked the list of professional qualifications from many career sites, what I saw is the Chartered institute of professional managers (CIPM). NIM wasn't there. Knowledge-wise, I don't dispute their efforts. QED

modestdude:
For all of you saying that the certificate is useless, you ve never experienced an extra ordinary grace. Op, don't mind them, you will walk into an organisation's interview panel whose Chairman or MD/CEO or President is a FNIM or AMNIM and also a member of the panel. I am a living witness. Had mine in 2010, after which i had two offers in quick succession. Left the previous job for the one am with now not knowing that the African sub regional Head who was a member of the interview panel is a FNIM. So don't be discouraged by men of little faith, aspire for more

is that it? Is that all it offers? Crap

chrisviral:
Quote berem and tell her what you want to tell her and stop quoting, im not berem.

Although I dey owerri, abeg quote me anytime you want to chop the money at igbariogwa, btw dey get newest igbariogwa o

wetin u dey "Gbariala" for "Igbariogwa"? IBARIOGWA it is...

BISIXCLUSIVE:
Good one shaa,even though you are not that handsome......

Baaaadt girl. U too Fine? If yes, pishure or adonbilivit

NIM, NIM, NIM...I so hate this institute. They are not recognized in Nigeria. They get young NYSC graduates and make them pay for their exam. After induction, they abandon you without further info on their activities. It doesn't add a shyt to ur CV. I regretted taking the exam and payin for the induction back in 2012. The certificate don dey rotten for my hand. No value whatsoever. I'd rather u corp members go for HSE at Nigeria institute of safety professionals NISP.

Make una no mind 2shortz...he's got this hammer head that's why he's using beards to cover up the hollows on his head. #HeadMaster

See me for Front page ooooooh. Finally na Obituary carry me put for FP. Chai! e no go better for death. Mama Igwe, even in death, u do me better. Adieu

The senatorial candidate of the All Progressive Grand
Alliance, APGA, for Orlu Senatorial District of Imo
State, Barr. Mrs. Eudora Igwe is dead. She died Monday
afternoon.
According to information available to
247ureports.com, Igwe, a member of the Imo State
House of Assembly, was representing Ideato North
Federal Constituency before her death.
She was said to have died at a private hospital, in
Owerri on Monday where she received emergency
attention after reportedly collapsing at her home in
Egbeada Housing Estate, Owerri.
The late APGA senatorial candidate emerged as a
consensus candidate because of her heavy support for
the party. This was despite the pressure mounted on the
state party executives to drop her for some of the
defecting senatorial aspirants from other parties.

247ureports.com/imo-apga-senatorial-candidate-eudora-igwe-is-dead/

**She's my Auntie. I know her personally here in Egbeada housing Owerri. I designed this campign poster for her. Chai! Onye ma onye furu ya otumokpo? RIP Mama Igwe.

We're on top of the matter...***in Wizkid's voice***

I've been trying to connect since 12pm, finally connected @ exactly 1:58pm, I answered only one question and it cut me off....thunder fire Sterling. Instead of them to outsource this test to any of the recruitment agencies for a smooth exercise, they are here yarning nyan-nyan-poo.

This is BAM!!!

I'll gladly lend a hand too

Rochas is a spoiler...that's why he's in APC

Onuokwu:
They have two Already.

Ajayi Crowther University in Oyo and Paul University in Anambra

The same Paul University that is struggling in terms of student-capacity? And now they're setting up yet another Uni? Okay! O di mma! Continue!

Does 112 apply to other states or is it only.........Lagos?

Amefrica:

Badt guy.

rattlesnake:
Why Do Men And Women In Diaspora Come To Naija To
Marry.

.....Me sef dey diaspora. Meeeen!!! Girls wey dey for this Diaspora of a country too dey do shakara. The president of Diaspora talk say make all the foreigners go find wife for dia home country because shakara don too much for this country Diaspora.

I see this dude's son and I cry for poor man pikin

DesChyko:
Do you know why your post is very very funny?
1. The number of your Orlu-Okigwe-Owerri delegates by far outweighs the number of Mbaise delegation. Yet they voted him to fly their flag. So, what are you not saying?

2. What ever tricks you can't see, even from the highest mountain, these politicians see them with their eyes closed. Yet, Ihedioha was voted in by 'THEM'. Once again, what are you not saying?

It is no secret that the Mbaise people are being marginalized by other factions of Imo, in spite of their competitive population. That you are openly admitting it erases goodwill from your intentions.

I am celebrating because I just won a bet though. Have a nice day.

my good brother, make I send my phone number? At least 750 recharge card will do. Thank you!!! Ihedioha all the way...!

Fine Girl: Goodmorning
Me: goodmorning my dear, how'r u doing?


Others: Goodmorning
Me: morning!!!

I'm tryin to concur with u...but...with Rochas still chasing the presidency, Okpu green will definitely beat other opponents. I see Nothing wrong if an Mba5 man enters douglas house for the first time in history. (Mind u, I'm from Orlu)

Even if Rochas runs...Amadioha....sorry......Ihedioha will defeat him.

missdebs:
anyone with money

hehehehehehe...even Monkey. I talk am

Emeka Ihedioha of Imo State has been elected as the
gubernatorial candidate of the PDP in the 2015 general
Elections.
The governorship primary held at the Grasshoppers
International Handball Stadium was supervised by some
officials of the Independent National Electoral
Commission, (INEC) in conjunction with some national
officers of the party from Abuja amidst tight security.
Ihedioha polled a total of 346votes to beat his closest
rival, Senator Ifeanyi Ararume who scored 336 votes,
while former governor Ikedi Ohakim had 213 votes.
The exercise which commenced by 2pm with the
accreditation of 1064 delegates comprising both statutory
and ad hoc delegates from the 305 electoral wards of the
27 local government areas of the state ended by 12 am.


m.dailytimes.com.ng/article/pdp-guber-primaries-emeka-ihedioha-clinches-imo-state

donphilopus:
This' batch C stream 2!

hmmm...how nysc has fallen. Which one be Batch C stream 2 again? Nobody knows period for camping again!!!

Many graduates are not worth it. The dude must have committed and intolerable offence for the army to strip 'im naked. During our time in camp back in the early 2000's, such craps DO NOT happen.

raayah:
Outsourcing to who??

I presume u already know the meaning of "Outsourcing"

Outsourcing to independent consultants like ICSL, People plus, WorkForce mgt, etc...

NEWS HEADLINE

Heritage bank acquires Enterprise bank
...Employs over 10,000 graduates
...Gives them a target of N20 million Naira each.


Chineke lekwa ekwensu napu ya ike!