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Omihanifa:
Instead of them to rush the boy to the hospital they are busy snapping pictures

Atiwaye:
What his occupation before he formed Stabic bank.

Afriqan:
Ehen na. Seems when it comes to the issue of rape. Let's castrate anyone castratable and any woman found pinning lies on a man should have her left breast cut off.

That way, the world will rest.

Waakanda:
Interesting...

What police can't do, those women did it with jara on top. The man died violently in 200 ways.

#Karma

Warning: don't break your phone o
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WowSweetGuy:
Killed with gun abi because these monkeys are fast abi na trap?

IjapaTiroko:
Nigeria isn't an American movie unless you are ignoring the reality.
The criminals will likely get released by their godfather if reported & arrested.

I support jungle justice in this particular case... unfortunately

Henix:
Is Emeka's job at GTb not at risk with the way he handled this matter? Yes, u got the information through the help of internet, but the update on the aftermath is quite unnecessary and childish

CaptainFM1:
Moral ethics will be spelt out in the force acts. Did she say the pregnancy come from satellites?
Where in moral view is clearly written that a policewoman cannot get pregnant for a man of her choice? Where on God given earth is it written that a woman must get married before she gets pregnant? I only need facts.....You can draw scriptures if you want!

Basher8583:
Bongo. It's not about pikins. It's about being vulnerable on the job.
What can a pregnant police woman do when faced with police action.

Even a man that just impregnated a woman will still be ready for police action.
Police is a mans job.

Note that before you can even settle down with a desk job as rookie you still have to do orientation round all police dept. How is she going to achieve that with her Pregooo

yinkus6750:
What is the point here?
No more a law? She knew before joining the force.
Pregnancy outside matrimony is now something of pride?
Is she not ashamed of herself, talkless of dragging the force into unnecessary issue?
Am yet to understand what is the moral right under this immoral situation.

soundOsonic:
Like the saying says don't speak ill of the dead.
what if the deceased was actually a dead beat when he was alive?

I was at a funeral, (not a fun place to be) then the pastor started with a long sermon that will make even the dead bored. Well he got my attention when he started speaking of the deceased.
He spoke very nice of the man, how he was a good father (this man reigned curses on his children like 11 times a week), he also said the deceased was a responsible husband ( he literally comes home drunk, and he was indeed a broke stingy man except when he is in the beer parlor), the deceased is generous (only generous with the booze), a good Christian (he actually was a fan of teenage girls, he chases them like a cock on heat).

I was tempted to stand up and look through the coffin, if at all I was at the right funeral maybe the pastor did not know this folk so I thought. Then others came to give testimony of how kind and down to earth man he was. I was shock like someone living in aso Rock.
The hypocrisy was so much that I only waited for the burial food and drinks if not I would have left.

Do we speak good of the dead simply because we want to comfort the bereaved, or just look nice to say something nice about people? Or can't we not drop the hypocrisy and say everything good, bad and the ugly about the deceased after all that's still honoring the memory? Or we should just hold our peace and say nothing since we don't have any good thing to say?

Your guess is good as mine. Let me drop a funeral joke for you all.

in a funeral, the priest after the sermon asked the pew if there was anything nice to say about the deceased, everyone looked down staring at the lace of their shoes; the priest later said " common guys at least anything good about him even if it is a sentence" then a man at the back seat shouted "His brother was worse"

Kriss216:
Story.

Can't imagine a real man reporting to his father in-law that his wife is fighting him. Only pusssy asss niggarrrrs do that.


Send her packing, let her go and report her actions to her dad instead.

edoairways:
Can you prove spirituality in court?

jawalis:
Lol. This is Nigeria bro and we know everyone telling stories will always say what favors him/her.

edoairways:
They didn't hyponetized anybody.

jawalis:
Forget that sh!t bro.

jawalis:
Thief. 2 billion kill you there. So how much will your wife pay you since it was a consensual agreement between the fvcker and the fucker? She’s got Nothing but Same pusssy that was bleeped by Apostle to offer again.
It’s not as if the man raped your wife. So your wife should pay you too if that’s the case.

FalseProphet1:
I see the former boss and the thief reaching an agreement on how much the thief will be paying to him per month since he now has a shop of his own, I see the police encouraging the former boss to accept the agreement, I see the thief not being able to fulfill his side of the agreement after his former boss agrees to it, I see the thief being arrested again, I see his former boss taking over his shop permanently. This I have seen.

Kelklein:
[size=15pt] TEACHER:
Jonathan, 2+8?

JONATHAN:
March 28, Sir.

TEACHER:
This boy, I wonder how dull you are. Did I ask you of the month of March. Sit down!
(turns to a female pupil) You Patience, solve this problem.

PATIENCE:
Sir no bi me start d problem. Na Jega, dat boy weh de sit by d door. Make you sendam out, d problem go solve be dat.

TEACHER:
If I send him out, what will I do to dull pupils like Jonathan and you?

PATIENCE :
Make you allow us repeat class, Sir.

BUHARI:
(Raises hand and cuts in) Don't agree sir. They'll always fail. Dismiss them. The answer is 10.

TEACHER:
Very good! But give me 10 reasons why Jonathan should be dismissed, first. Remember he's still the class captain.

BUHARI:
1. He never speaks the truth.
2. He is wicked.
3. He never wears shoes to the school.
4. He cheats.
5.He sold all the bulbs in this classroom, that's why we can't read when it is dark.
6. He dances even when the class is in trouble.
7. He over sleeps.
8. He keeps rats in the same box we keep our monthly contributions.
9. He doesn't take correction and
10. Hates to be advised.

TEACHER:
Class, what Buhari listed are bad qualities of a leader. So I will give you the chance to choose another class captain before the end of March. Is that okay?

ALL:
Yes sir!!, it is okay sir. [/size]

LMS1:
Maybe He Was Guilty Of A Crime Thus Trying To Escape Arrest,Little Did He Know He Was Giving Himself An Execution Sentence For A Crime That May Not Worth 5 Years Imprisonment Or Even 1m Fine. R I P Bros

Marine54:
Is this thesame bravely and courageous Ooni of Ife i was reading during my primary school days..

15ssDRIVE:
Abeg leave that house if you are a tenant

Liposure:
What kind of pastor visits a war ravaged zone without a vest.

Mokason288:
How old are you? And whose phone are you using to post nansense?

Queenlovely:
do you know you have the right to search any police before they search your property.

I know some are unaware of these fact, but Nollywood can make it a common knowledge by indirectly inserting it in their movies, make it subtle.

but Nollywood will never do it, I learn more from foreign movies than nigeria movies. I watch Iranian movies, and I never ceases to amaze at the plot of their movies.

quantity is not quality

kingeze88:
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See how you spelt the plural of story. Hmmmm. And you are busy insulting someone. Hmmmm

BIGPREEQ:
Why Is This So In The South East?? I Need Explanation

So today I decided to travel to Owerri from onitsha for a business meeting, the journey was meant to be a 1hr30min journey or less, but the check point for such short distance was sooo much!!

Like literally every 1km of the road has checkpoint, it's so bad that from a particular check point, you can basically see another check point ahead.

Ranging from the Army to the police to FRSC. Basically every force is on the road and all of them including the army were collecting bribe from the drivers. I actually felt bad for the drivers because it was too much. I felt really disgusted as well because I expected them to distinguish themselves but no they didn't.

I guess this is why the transport rate here is on the high side.

Now I've spent 4hrs on the road due to traffic induced by these forces from blockage of the road

Last week I came back from Abuja to Anambra and the check point were few across the north and I kept wondering.

Is there insurgency in the SE or is the crime rate high here or what exactly is the cause of this excess checkpoints / extortion points

nairavsdollars:
Dead bodies on the streets. I dont think so. People will only respond when they are attacked by bandits

czarina:
Steroids/hormones


Nice chicken op