₦airaland Forum

Our southern politicians are all bunch of pussiess. I wonder why all the southern politicians cannot come together and withdraw from federal govt?
These guys need us more than we need them, why is it so hard for the south to capitalize on this and put the North where it should be?
Very soon we will return to the creeks and set the pipelines in flames, Buhari should get ready to print more money. Fools!

Will that change them from bn cowards and an embodiment of incompetence?

tempusfugit:
As usual always enforcing your beliefs on others, ibos and thier way of thinking

Go and die bro. We owe you no apologies for who we are, bleep off!

[quote author=tempusfugit post=100653761]As usual always enforcing your beliefs on others, ibos and thier way of thinking [/quote
Go and die bro. We owe you no apologies for who we are, bleep off!

ThreeBlackBird:
Then you kill him? You now see how much of a terrorist you are? Animals.

Who will avenge the death of the innocent people he ordered the military to kill in their homes? Untill you answer this question, you and the idiot that gave birth to you will remain bigger animals.

rummmy:
an okrika man from okochiri once told me that ikwerre people are igbo people that came for trading and decide to settle on the upland part of Rivers State and decided not to go back...the riverine people ignored them since they only prefer to dwell around water areas.

You're right bro.

chiedozie198100:
If u live in PH you'll know how much hatred an average ikwerre person has towards igbos.

Lies bro. I have lived in Rivers state and I also served there during my nysc, at Etche precisely. The ikwere people know they are igbos, they only deny their igbo ancestry when it's time to play politics just like the foolish wike is doing.
How can you tell me that the Emeka in rivers state (ikwere) is not igbo but the Emeka in Abia is igbo? Does that make any sense? I also need to remind you that back then during my nysc at Etche and obiakpor axis of rivers I spoke igbo with the ikwere indigenes. So how are they not igbos?

Foolish wike! Continue threading the very path that will eventually consume you. We never get your time now, we will remember you once we're done dealing with the security forces you love to intimidate people with. When that time comes, there will be no army and police to protect you and the idiot in imo state.

Racoon:
Matawalle: Protests against Buhari’s medical vacation in London an attack on the north


https://www.thecable.ng/matawalle-protests-against-buharis-medical-vacation-in-london-an-attack-on-the-north/amp
Lalasticlala

Very foolish man! The hypocrisy of you northerners is disgusting. Like you are trying to pretend you don't know the slowpoke in London is responsible for all the crisis going on in Nigeria? You guys can keep lying to yourself but be assured that your hypocrisy, self-denial and bigotry will only lead us all to one direction which is disintegration.
We are waiting for that day you guys will kill southerners in the North, we will make you understand that your British advisers are not really as smart as you think.
N. B If you're a policeman and you're still standing at check points in the East, I pray you receive salvation.

mekaboy:
Good. Guess what? Foreign investment will move away from the region. More unemployment, more insecurity, more poverty, more violence and deaths.

Very soon all international flight will be diverted to SW, the airlines give security as an excuse. All airports in the east will remain empty.

Then kanu and his followers will blame yoruba media and fulani army for attacks.

Congrats Nnamdi Kanu the scammer, Biafra land is looking good.

All hail Biafra

Don't forget you still have to deal with the Fulanis in your backyard. Your SW has over 1,100 established fulani camps in your Bush, so when your leaders like the greedy Tinubu refuse to act and save your asses, and the fulanis begin to kill you who will invest in your so called "peaceful region??.
One thing about you yorubas is that you're selfish and manipulative, you believe as long as the killings is not happening in your land e no concern you.. Shey some gunmen attacked taraba state days back? Go and save this msg bro, the gunmen will locate the SW when the time is right because the police and army there by the grace of God all deserve to die same way they have killed our people and other innocent citizens in cold blood. The earlier you stop dreaming abt foreign investments in your land the better for you, this country is headed for doom and we ain't backing down until everyone is consumed if the country is not divided.

Activist001:
And you say this in the comfort of your bedroom behind your keypad. The amount of stupidity amongst Nnamdi Cownu's follower's like you is limitless. Tufia.

I don't know why many Ndigbos fell for the brainwashing of that scammer called Kanu but y'all be be resisted with full force.

Breeding urchins and causing chaos in our land in the name of "fighting Fulani" will never be tolerated. What an idiot you are.

You're the one here who's an idiot. Keep fooling yourself in public. You think everybody on nairaland is a commoner?

Antoeni:
When you finish destroying the South East, you finish turning it to a danger zone, all of you should pack your load and run to Lagos and start shouting Lagos is no man's land.
Ndi nzuzu.
Destroy everywhere because you are fighting Buhari and your Governors . I am clapping for you people.
Continue your nzuzu iberiberism .

Bleep off!

Kingdemu:
This is how Boko Haram started. From targeting security outposts to attacking prisons. We have had enough experiences to warn you that no matter how genuine your agitations are, resorting to war and lawlessness will never be a solution. Both Muslims and Christians in the North have lost thousands of their loved ones to the insurgency that serves nobody.

It's strange that a lot of people are sympathetic to the Biafra agitators, and the fact that many of such young guys were not born to witness the humanitarian catastrophes the civil war had caused in 1969.

Elders in the South East should call these people to order.

Bleep off with the civil war bullshit. We all die once and we have sworn to bring this country down. You guys have killed and marginalised our people for long, enough is enought
We are ready to fight another war bro, and the difference is that we know who our targets are. The civilians got nothing to worry abt.

The Nigerian govt thinks this is 1967. The blood of their ragtag fulani army will serve as a manure to the next generation of trees that will grow in our forests.
Which govt in this world has successfully defeated a guerrilla warfare?? Lol
Abeg make I go donate more funds to ESN. #madpeopleeverywhere

EJEHSON:
Anything about the south east must always have an element of criminality. When Amotekun was established in the South West a year ago, they never involve in gun battle with government security agencies but look at the so called eastern security network now fighting with the police and military. ESN are fighting like cowards, why are they hiding? I thought you guys are well trained and brave? Why not come out and fight? When they start dealing with you guys now, the east will say, government hate igbo people. Why not go after Fulanis? We thought ESN was established to protect people from fulani terrorist? Burning police stations and killing security men. As far as I know, ESN are criminals.

Go and kill yourself idiot.. As for your toothless military, their blood will serve as a manure to the next generation of trees that will grow in our forests.

NairalandDoctor:
Same way boko haram started,if this menace is not cut off am sorry for the south east

Don't be sorry for us bro, we aint scared. You should feel sorry for the military who will be over stretched with insecurity all over Nigeria, as sson as their attention move to the east Boko haram will advance further into the North. Either ways the North is bleeped in the a*s.

No they haven't, what is left of their promises is to install Emirs in the lands they've stolen from indigenes.

Gozzzy:
We swam way deeper waters those days... Talk of Imo River, talk of Nworie River, talk of Otammiri... The very notorious Otammiri... Na only God dey protect us..... Here we are now. Na swimming pool levels for house, we dey now.... To God be the Glory
RIP little swimmer ..... Swim on, in the divines waters of heaven.

I remember my experience at Otammiri, very notorious river. If no be say I sabi swim that river for don chop me.

MejiLoyon:
Stop paying these people. When business no go again them go stop. It's not easy I know but sometimes....
God forbid make their hand no touch me but if I enter their hand and them mention useless money like that , I go make peace with my God, provoke them till them shoot me. Death at my age and death at 90 na the same thing. Na the mode go just different. Make the.use the money care for my kids. I can't give any bandit chingbain. That very act might be saving another family. Because na your money them go use wreak havoc.

Then again E fit be mouth I dey make. Me wey be say just to Cork gun near me use am threaten me lasan go make me start to present all my credentials reach death certificate wey never happen.

Funny but u still have a point.. Just pray such doesn't come ur way.

Omoslim26:
Esn is a very good idea but let's tell ourselves the truth as long as it's tagged with mnk it will not be given license to operate as a regional outfit

and any proscribed group dat pick up arms will be seen as a militant sect hence come under steady attacks from FG

The best is for the SE leaders to abduct and take over the group and then license

Sorry to say but u're a goat.. Very stupid comment.

fredoooooo:
You people and Lagos , it's high time we Lagosians do something about this ... Go to Abuja, the state capital or your States..
You will all get what you're looking for soon .. Awon werey

You yourubas are really loud mouthed. You guys are yet to chase away the herdsmen encroaching your region, but here u are boasting on social media how you will deal with a bigger devil with more sophisticated weapons. You guys will be liberated from bondage the day you put fears aside.

daddytime:
Tell your friend that rumours are going rife about his wife's indiscretion and you'd advice him to keep his ears to the ground or possibly find a neutral friend or family member his wife knows not to come around and play a spy as a full time job.

The spy could make use of the woman who owns a shop in the neighbourhood's spot as a watch tower. He could simply connive with the shop owner and act as her relative to be able to garner enough evidences from close range.

He could take it a notch higher if he wants and has a spare key to the house which the spy can use to gain access into the house and plant a camera whenever he is sure the house is empty.

This kind matter, to solve and handle am no dey hard.

Na so my guy plant camera inside him car wey him wife use dey fck and carry guys up and down for Benin and beyond.
This one na woman wey the guy dey carry travel UK, US and everywhere oh...

On a more honest note, most of these stuff boils down to karma in one way or the other whether you agree with me or not because I don too see life to understand to an extent that nothing, absolutely nothing happens by accident.

We plant some seeds in life which we overtime deliberately chose to forget had been sown and even when we neglect to water these seeds, nature does its job to help us pour water in the form of rain on them to help them germinate to a bountiful harvest.

When we dey tell people say make dem learn from some of us wey don make mostakes in life by living right and earning right dem say we be mugus or say we no plan our life well.

If you are reading this and you think cutting corners in any guise including yahoo yahoo is your sure bet to a good life, you had better have a rethink and change your ways. It might take a long time but trust me, your penance cometh in any of these ways including a jail time and losing all you thought you had garnered before life knocks you back to ground zero for a fresh start.

It has happened to me, the friend I mentioned above, and so many others I worked with when we thought we were living lavida loca scamming people of their hard earned monies and cashing out.

In my case, even before I lost all the millions and investments I thought I had crookedly garnered because I thought I was so smart, karma had sent a jezebel my way for a wife who was drawn like bees to honey because of the cash flowing. You can only imagine what happened when I eventually fell to ground zero. That was my penance for ruining lives and families with my choice of a source to make money. I was "blessed" with a wife that was a public toilet.

Today, I see life from a very different prism and thank God for the experience and also the wisdom to realize my folly and make a swift change.

I live to use my experience to sensitize and educate the youths to the many vices currently going rife amongst them.

The excuse of our politicians being the bigger thieves isn't fashionable any longer and you know what? They all have their karmas but from the outside, you no go know.

This life wey we dey live dey very big and deep but very easy to navigate through when you understand the rudiments/principles including the fact that there is more to it than money and the craze for easy/quick wealth by any means possible.

If your ways get right with God/nature, you won't even be able to place how you survive and get by on adaily. Your needs will definitely be met without much ado so long as you aren't greedy for what you rightly can't afford.
I greet una

Nice piece bro..

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Biafra is a dream and goal that can't be realized and actualized....

We should work together to produce an igbo president

Biafra is dead on arrival and dead in the field

If you like quote me and insult me....no problem

Ain't scared of no shit

If with everything happening around you, you still can't determine the future of Nigeria, it means you may not be as smart as I assumed. Shey na una mama for edo block road do protest?

I seriously don't want to insult the yorubas, but how dumb can they be to expect govt to deploy amotekun??.. Is it not the same thing as expecting the govt to send police against herdsmen? Since govt is the one here in control..
If you people really want to deal with the herdsmen, copy the SE. The ESN is not controlled by the govt.

Angelfrost:
The clash of ESN with the military was ill-advised and poorly thought out. It clearly paints their intentions in negative light.

If your core objective is to safeguard your region from evil invaders, why not carry the state heads along starting with the governor...

You can't expect the military to keep silent or look the other way while you float around an unauthorized paramilitary outfit armed to the teeth. That's spoiling for war.

But Amotekun and hisbah can flaunt their outfits and arms abi? But because it's the igbos everyone is getting paranoid, you're not bn truthful bro.. The fact still remains we igbos can not be intimidated by anyone. The fear of war is the reason why the Fulanis are playing ludo with the lives of the yorubas in oyo and ogun because they understand the west is the least prepared region for war in Nigeria. That's why they had the effrontery to threaten war wen they were asked to vacate oyo state, they wouldn't dare say that in the east.
We are not pushing for war bro, we have simply sworn never to see the military or herdsmen kill our innocent farmers/civilians and we are not backing down on that.

Elsanchez:
Hoodlums incorporated

Chief looter

U must be a politician.

Is Duncan mighty igbo?

sexyking1:
Bros even if u get beef with this young man, just admit he is better than your family

Knockout punch!

louder!! Some girls will avoid this thread

ReluctantAdult:
I wasn't talking about cheating in particular. What I'm saying is, our nature as men encourages polygamy. By nature I mean our testosterone and our general attraction to females. This is also prevalent in the animal kingdom so it isn't out of place.

That doesn't suddenly disappear when men get married. Therefore staying loyal is a fight against our urges and longings and since they are inherent in us, we will always be defeated from time to time.

There's no better way to explain it my brother, you have said it all. I personally can't deal with sleeping with one woman for the rest of my life and I can't shy away from truth knowing how God created us (men). As for my wife I will definitely cheat on her but not to her face, and if she wants to do so, na she sabi. My own na make I no catch am cos I will deal with her like I've never looked at another woman since I married her..
To my future wife, if you're reading this you don't have to spy/check my phones to know if I'm cheating, your answer is here.

HeavenlyHolines:
Nigeria politicians ooo,they don see us finish. Another time,na Ayo and chess board them go share. Shame shame shame

No be who get sense dey play chess board??

SirMichael1:
Hello Good afternoon Familanders. This is very long, so please bear with me.

I’ll start from the root. Well, in my church, there’s usually a committee for the married men where most times we can proffer solution to the issues or need of the church members and other times organize get together monthly within us (married men) just to foster unity. Since we're like 20, different men host the get together. Therefore, it's spaced out for 1year and 8months.

It all began last Sunday when I was chosen to oversee the next get together which comes up this Sunday after church. When we (my wife and I) got home after church, I told her about it and she immediately asked, “who would do the cooking”? I was taken aback as the question sounded strange. I replied her saying, since she did the cooking the last time, I figured she’d do it this time.

She got angry and said there’s no way she’ll be going through the stress of cooking for 18 to 25 men and that I better know what to do concerning who’s going to handle the cooking. I tried to calm her down and reminded her of how I assisted her in the kitchen by pounding the yams while she made the soup -two soups actually and that I was going to help her this time. Yam is quite expensive so we’re not pounding this time, just Semo.

She remained adamant and said there was no way she would do anything, that the work stressed her so much and she won’t partake in any cooking and that I better go find anyone to do the cooking. Thing is, I understood the fact that the work was stressful for her because she was 5 months pregnant then and it was her first time.

Yesterday at work, I kept pondering about a solution and a thought struck me. I called her from work and asked her, "how about I get one of the women at church to offer you support?". She blatantly refused and still held on to her words.

My mind hasn’t been settled since morning because I got hold of a caterer and she told me that she’ll charge a thousand naira per head, that is approximately 20k. Truth is, the get together came at a wrong time and considering the prices of drinks, the cost of the food stuff, meat, ingredients, etc. I really can’t afford a caterer right now.

I’m at a cross road now. I don’t know what to do because it’s causing a rift between us. I thought of bringing a church member to assist on that day without informing her so she wouldn’t surprise me and leave the house but I fear that if she comes, my wife might not join her in the kitchen and the woman will begin to feel a certain way (thinking of how ungrateful we are). Then again, who will purchase the food items? I’ve just been confused. I really need insights.

Note: I said I'll help her make the swallow, she just needs to make the soup.

Oga u don't have any issue here, it's either u hire a caterer for the job or you tell your committee that you cannot afford to host them at this time, that you're broke.