₦airaland Forum

Children on Nairaland: wOMeN dOn’t GrOw PasT 5’1o”.

Reality: The tallest woman I’ve seen on video was 7’0”. Women now hit 6’4” almost at the same rate as men. Sexual dimorphism is becoming less pronounced as monogamy is the preferred choice of bond for modern humans.

Children on Nairaland: i aM 6’8” tAlL.

Reality: Nobody in the pictures from multiple get togethers is over 6’1”. Children typing rubbish here use their imaginary heights in their parents’ houses.

As for the main topic, nothing concern me. There are tall girls everywhere. Make she love her life as e dey. If she was 6’5, she would claim it wholeheartedly. Women love every inch on their frames — imaginary ones included. The average Nigerian is short compared to caucasians. Maybe the house she lives in was constructed to serve individuals 5’8” and under.

I knew this would make it here. Troll bait keeps a chat forum going. I’m beyond marketing tactics.

Like poles attract. She is the problem.

See Xin! I know that head even in my sleep. Na wetin carry am come Naija be this?! God don catch am. I will finally Bleep that his beautiful maid he used to long-throat men in the area. With her sweet, ripe boobs. I must scatter that Gen Z kpekus.

Animals in human skin. We can now see all the cult boys in Rivers State are mere pawns for politicians. Make stray matter no come jam me on my way to work. I am a useful contributor to society.

Everybody in the pictures look hungry. Where is the so-called lawyer, na charge and bail?

This is a civil matter. Wetin concern social media for am?

Thank God for her life. Phyna no get money like before again. I no sure she compose enough to catch better sugar daddy. Her best bet to gather cash for such matter na OnlyFans or hookup.

Divorce the man and leave. Which kind of attention seeking content is this one again? She don see say men outside dey live for gym, e dey make her feel insecure with her original selection. Them no dey look BBW/thicc/foodie/chubby/voluptuous/meaty woman that way especially if she black. You’re better off sticking with your husband or a homeless Caucasian. To start in the dating game, befriend a gym for months first.

Me wey don save dollars for dormant account don win.

Bae, where are you?

Those soft-looking girls were once in the army? Why e be say these people dey turn civilians fully after service? It’s why they’re quick to dish out violence to make sure people fear them. There is a way one should appear that nobody will question whether he/she was once in the military. I fit make mistake now go toast them two.

Post a picture of the device. Let me be sure it’s more expensive than the two thousand Naira ones I buy regularly. This one you opened three threads based on the matter, it’s like you don’t come across such sum normally.

Bae, where are you?

I once patronized a small hotel which used regular-looking coloured duvets. I got tired of them from the second day. It was also obvious they didn’t experience constant electricity, hence laundry services couldn’t be performed daily. The duvets remained the same for the five days I stayed there.

White is to show the beddings are sanitized frequently. The colour is hard to maintain and easy to stain.

E don die (E don die, e don die). E don die.

Buy a new one.

OP, wake up. You’re deep in slumber.

Nobody is safe in the country. Japa na sure thing.

If Bestgore was still live, the site for receive serious patronage from these steady wars.

Bae, where are you?

After she’s found “we, the family, have chosen to keep the information of her whereabouts to ourselves. We thank every well-wisher who prayed towards her discovery. Your continued support gave us a ray of hope that she would come back in one piece. Thank you and good night.”

Parents, talk to your children about sex once they hit puberty. If the child is open with you, we’d hear less stories of girls “going missing” to live with boyfriends.

Undercover journalism. Let’s hear what his employers have to say. There was no way they won’t know of it if true.

In Tinubu’s economy? Them don enter. Let’s see if the guy will make it out alive. In backward nations, engaging in crime is handing the public a free warrant to take your life.

OP don dey stage four cancer since 2009. I never see where end stage cancer dey hold person up to fifteen years and counting.

Bae, where are you?

That they’re celebrating the twelfth year doesn’t mean the situation was a blessing. Men, stay wise.

If we have up to one hundred regulars here and each of us plant ten trees each, we’d make a huge difference to the current situation. To dey one corner dey complain too sweet us. Useless black Africans.

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