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Na hungry girls plenty pass. Na them also desperate. Sha, my prick no dey discriminate.

Her face has gotten rounder. She must be married now.

Haircuts every fortnight is not funny. Sha, one always has to look his best.

Men are not smiling.

1 million Naira of Abacha's time is different from the same sum today.

Her opinion means nothing.

Check now, this boy fit be 5'11 at most.

Radio station unnecessarily sweet today. It is a sign of an excellent weekend.

Everybody go dey alright, last last. Every Nairaland boy is suddenly 6'0+. During meetup events, na only short boys full the pictures. Make una dey play.

She's taking advantage of a depressed older man.

Hmm. Older than many here.

Lol. Yet women keep claiming pregnancies, thinking they alone would shoulder the responsibility. Keep away from single mothers. If you suspect she's a single mother, cut her off. Life too sweet to carry another man burden.

All of them.

She's right. I tried the thing once in my younger years. My conscience no gree me treat her anyhow. I had to jilt her for peace of mind.

"Buhari tormentor" wey no derail the man eight years of power. Mscheew.

No. I didn't suffer. The only convocation which concerned me was my own. Finito.

Today is Friday. I must comot house by force. Them no swear for me to stay house.

Person wey dey sell market no go claim say him fruits rotten. Miss me with these lies.

Seun is desperate. Every like now refreshes pages, registering the act as a new visit. Nairaland don die sotey tricks dey involved to confuse SEO tools say visitors buckle. No wonder trolls are everywhere, moderators are trying to force users into engagement via throwing insults.

Fine girl no dey Nairaland.

Zzz.

Reddit posts are written from a 21st century mindset. Nairaland runs off an 8th century mindset. There is no way to convince people who utilize grinding stones to mash fruits that a blender is the better option. In the same vein, children on Nairaland cannot relate to Reddit entries. Guy, take your time before I swear for you.

Abeg, this account with fake write-ups.

He died doing what he loved. Open and shut case.

Bye, buddy. You played well with your grandchildren.

Nairaland is populated with 17 year olds. This is not my type of thread.

This will make front page tomorrow. Make I leave this comment here.

The thread was already concluded until an illiterate Nairaland mod pushed it to the front page.

They tasted a preview of what we suffered for sixteen years. Eight years of his administration plus another eight of him being a commissioner. He will learn that not everywhere is Rivers State.

Muktar reportedly had a misunderstanding with her family members, so she left home to take refuge in an orphanage in Minna.

Wahala. The third report I'm seeing something of this sort. Who is raising these girls? One blatantly left home in Ogun state to live with her boyfriend in Lagos over a family misunderstanding. That one wasnt up to eighteen years of age.