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From the same writer who brought you Campus Life: Married In School, Single At Home. Another topic Nairaland will post every other month for the next eight years.

No wonder reasonable topics don’t make front page in this trash heap. The moderators wait for months so they get traction. Anybody with half a brain can identify a good subject from the first sentence. IQs here are too low.

Time to retire and enter another sport. If he had to cheat at thirty-one, he was already useless. He’ll do four months at most at thirty-five before officially hanging up. He can always enter golf. The earlier, the better.

Whatever rocks your boat.

Bimpe, you are mine! I dey ment for you.

The man will surely die in prison. Goons and COs don’t believe in consensual sex when such cases arise, all adult suspects are seen as predators. One day, the prison doors will be accidentally open and all the inmates in a prison block will maim the guy to death. It happens all the time. It’s also a means of decongesting the prison.

I see nothing wrong here. Next year, you’ll come here to complain that he’s started eating past your salary. Let the boy live. So far he’s physically healthy, that’s all which matters.

Hehehehe. No.

Hehehehe. No.

Either to scare him or to keep his name in the media. They never receive real anthrax packages. Those are aimed at poor people.

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I don’t know about other places, but I can vouch for the ones in Rivers State. In Jos, waterfalls create sufficient electricity for households connected to situated power plants. Travel out of your town once in a while. It will do you good.

Abuja suppose dey the list. I lived in a house wired all the way from the financial district. We had steady electricity all through my two year stay. The voltage was low whenever the national grid was down, however no blackouts of any sort. Living there was no different from being abroad. I completely forgot how it felt to sleep in darkness.

Idiot children. What is Binance and why should I care? Na only for BBNaija I dey hear of the service. On top everything, its dealings aren’t properly explained in advertisements. Whitemoney’s “leave here before I change your finance to Binance” comes to mind.

What is Binance and why should I care? I remember Whitemoney’s Binance advertisement. The thing no even make sense for my mind.

The idiot was there masturbating to the sounds, shouting “no, no, no, no.” If the thief was successful and had her life in his hands, he wouldn’t be as merciful. He is a criminal. Let him face whatever justice the security forces set for him. All I need is proof that he’s guilty and I won’t care. People can send him to the other side and I won’t miss sleep.

Ronu land promoting trolls once again.

I don’t know and don’t care. I will check later.

It ended in joy. My comment is unneeded. Let the broke and jobless contribute opinions. Na their destiny.

Evening newspapers cheap, na why poor man dey go newsstand for late evening.

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Bae, where are you?

Bae, where are you?

Bae, where are you?

The men should branch out. African women are superfertile. The Chinese can help their cause. Those bastards birth kids like rats.

He should continue waiting.

I clicked for Portable’s rebuttal. I no see am. Ronu land posted only her side of the story. Why say these children no dey like translate Yoruba for this forum? We have more languages in this country than jefun, lefun, dafun.

Children on Nairaland and lies are 5 and 6.

I thought the country would perform a miracle and save him. Good to see their medicine is run by fellow human beings who can’t solve everything.

Should we clap then?

Bae, where are you?

His career is forever tarnished. That eight minute activity strikes again.

…but nobody asked. ROFLMAO.