₦airaland Forum

Nothing dey Nairaland today. Rehashed topics everywhere. Na to burn some hours using sleep then return in the hope of seeing something interesting.

As members of new generations make their way here, so will the combined IQ of Nairaland’s population further decrease. See a twenty year old boy’s concern. Something people of my time accepted at fourteen years of age. Truly, the world is going soft.

How I wish this was my problem in life.

Wahala.

Japa, no time. Arrest all her family members including her 6 year old daughter. She will come back by force. Born in 1987, that makes her 36 not 37.

No food for lazy man. Everybody knows that. The mechanics, carpenters and bricklayers of the daytime are the robbers of nighttime. I’m old enough to realize it.

That boy is at least ten years old today. Children on Nairaland with stagnant lives are using the picture for memes like it was taken yesterday. Despicable animals.

Okay. Good. Life goes on.

Hamas is the people. Level the whole city.

Lol. Hundreds of thousands if not millions of them belong to Nigerian yahoo boys.

Something tells me he did the do while she was drunk and she called it rape out of shame. Whatever the case was, let him serve time and come back home. He’ll learn not to touch women anyhow the hard way.

The thing that chased her away the first time will surely chase her away again. Give her your blessings to remain single since she’s doing well without the man. When the children grow up, they’ll look for their father.

Sonia Adesuwa, the estranged wife of former Super Eagles striker, Odion Ighalo, has taken to social media to make serious allegations about him.

Why e be say women no fit waka from relationship or marriage without soiling the man name? Many men get rejected, cheated on and abused. They shut their mouths and continue living. Women can never do the same. 90% of the infidelity she’ll level on him may turn out lies.

The BBNaija woman is either Tacha or Mercy. I’m leaning towards Mercy with 90% certainty. Whether she changes her words later or not, I know deep within me that Mercy was the female. It’s public knowledge.

Bbqekpa:
Gay spotted

Brokey spotted.

He fathered three children who are unmistakably his. Pointless news. He can be gay all he wants. Only broke people have time to police his sexuality.

Seun has lost it. Nairaland is dead.

Rap is haram! Hisbah no dey their area? What is all this?!

Thamza once again with pointless news. I blame the moderators.

Home is always an option. Make she come back.

It makes sense. I’ve never heard of it before. It’s logical. Something of this sort would increase the rate of happiness adults experience in this country.

I’ve never seen this nor heard of it. Na for trenches una grow.

All my situations ended on cordial terms. Na me tire for them. I can always go back. Na to leave and come back ad infinitum.

Love get expiry date. When the thing sour, na then regret go set in. Let the man find someone else. There is no destined person for an individual. If it was so, people would stay single till death if his/her chosen partner kicks the bucket.

Vet wey never hear of muzzle before, is that one a vet? I’m sure it was an intern or the equivalent of a student doctor.

Those things are paper with scribbles on them. He can get the original copies again if needed in future. Na illiterates this kind stunt go impress. The man has his credentials complete. Burning them does not make them invalid. Does it mean those who rats eat their certificates automatically makes them illiterate? I laugh in children on Nairaland are gullible.

erico2k2:
We do not pay property tax in Rivers

Welcome to Nairaland.

Lionessza6:
There's an honest one .

Thamza, another of your accounts?!

A very majestic creature stolen from its homeland. I pity it the same way I do black Americans.

Children on Nairaland believe anything.

Successfully exporting Rivers State criminality to Abuja.

Nothing concern me. Nigerian men are good at leaving the impression in any foreign country they visit. Council flat oyibos and broke Europeans are always on the hunt for a Yahoo yahoo Nigerian boyfriend. If the unions bring forth babies of mixed heritage, I will celebrate them. We need diversity in our country.