₦airaland Forum

Hopeful he gets asylum to a developed nation. Africans are animals.

I’m surprised nobody came with the expected “this is not what we need right now.” You children are too predictable.

Nairaland trolls will migrate to this new initiative.

Face your life after NYSC. Those opponents go continue the fight even when your grandchildren enter earth.

Well, prison will teach her to control her emotions. Finally, she was caught. Radio don analyze her matter tire. The thing full my ear. Husband, criminal. Wife, criminal. I feel bad for the children.

Nairaland has no paid journalists. That is why every fictional write-up from 4chan makes front page here. A shame.

Arrest all of them. We have the same troglodytes here. They need to taste prison.

When you try to toast a smallie and she calls you “sir.” Ten years ago, her mates used to claim I was too young to be their sugar daddy. Today, I’m too old to be their boyfriend.

Show don end since. Make them relax one side.

This picture for the thousandth time. Yawn.

Una go post memes tire, una lives no go better.

Their “brief illness” different from the ones young people dey survive? I don’t understand their use of the phrase.

Brainwash. That’s their favourite term for situations where an ideology is so strong that people are willing to die for it.

Xenophobes killed the majority. Why won’t they run home?

He said, she said. Na una know. Make una argue with unaselves while the smart ones japa.

Gold Circle condoms are manufactured here if I’m correct. Nasco cornflakes also. Coca Cola and Pepsi surely are not imported.

Regina is no longer the favourite? Lol. Infatuation get expiry date. Knowing Nigerian woman, she go rather die in unhappy wealthy marriage than face the world alone.

Last last, na Hamas go raise white flag. I dey fold arms look them.

I wish them a happy union.

Children on Nairaland claiming they couldn’t perform the marriage here, they could do a traditional ceremony here and the Nigerian’s community will keep their mouths shut. This occurs in the case where he’s from a royal family. Who wan question king? Una fit near una local government chairman to begin with?

While ghetto black Americans put God knows whatever up their asses for bigger bums, the ones who matter — those on TV every night — keep their bodies unhealthily thin to appear attractive to the masses. This big butt craze will disappear soon.

It was a skit.

ISIS is still a thing?

…still Hamas won’t finish. I will never understand how head commanders are killed and replaced immediately. We’re suffering the same with Boko Haram/ISWAP.

Na competition?

I remember one of my guys with a bed count over eighty. He said it was actually one hundred and twenty, thereabout. His existence was sad. All he did was toast women from sun-up till sun-down. The worst part was he always went for the prettiest girl in a group but attracted the ugliest one who he then settled for. Sha, he can never regret not smashing enough babes. I’m more than happy with my twelve.

Pointless news; a reminder that I’m on Nairaland.

Hmm. His life. More Vaseline for his preek.

DrMuzungu:
Sit down when men are talking.

Yeah, right.

Carrying out their usual reign of terror, I see. NDLEA stopped theirs or people are too scared to speak regarding that one?