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OP dey suffer himself. I’m Dangote’s PA and I make four times his salary in three weeks of work.

Find way japa, you no wan hear. Continue dey search for how to dig yourself deeper into poverty.

Troll.

I posted this comment because mumu threads like this always hit front page.

Na oyibo wedding sure pass. Eight guests plus me and the bride. Some I saw featured only four guests excluding the wedding couple. Cut your coat according to your earnings. Capital should not be played with.

Another victory for Israel.

Nigerians are the problem and the government is selected from the populace. Everything goes full circle at the end of the day.

I don't believe things easily. Wey pictures?

War on.

News, why?

Looks no different from everywhere else. Unimpressed.

It will remain a delicacy that way. We in the South South will manage with kpomo at worst. Conventional sources of protein are not scarce yet.

It's a win-win situation. She should keep quiet.

Let everyone who knows him learn from this. Gambling is bad.

Ignorance is the cause. The younger ones who should be wiser allow themselves fall into the trap, thus prolonging hardship for everyone involved.

Nobody cares for her opinion.

I doubt the groom married upward. Both must be of the same financial standing. The bride’s family are more extravagant.

Bait.

Stupid talk when less than twenty percent of Nigerian women consume soccer. Out of that twenty percent, thirteen percent watch the game because of one attractive player or the other.

Okay. Focus on the living.

This is why I frown at people learning to drive without proper training. In such situation na courtesy go settle am. I will go last if I’m A because I want a clear road, minimizing my risks of accidents.

October 2021. In an unfortunate turn of events, a 10-second sex video

Two years plus already?! Time flies. The video was six seconds.

…and full Nigerian.

Medical tourism. This country will never get it right. It’s even worse as the qualified are set to japa.

Bait.

Long life creates a burden on the younger generation. Yes, the grass looks green. Fertilizer is expensive.

Make it 1,000 Naira per litre. Nigerians are unserious.

Another topic penned by a seventeen year old. I’m too old for Nairaland.

Romeo and Juliet. Hopefully they’ll marry at the other side. Let’s hope he didn’t commit suicide because his own crush died. She go jam wahala.

They do because they can.

Come to think of it, I should start snapping nudes of people who beg me for loans. Broadcasting them to mutual friends should scare the person into paying back on time. God knows I hate when someone who nearly ate sand to ensure you borrowed him/her money laughs at your face in jest. Just pay at the stipulated time, how hard is it?!

1. He wasn’t a CEO if he depended on betting to make money. A true CEO knows money comes slow and keeps working to make more.

2. I’ll hold my Rest In Peace till later. This fit be another Skibii or Oladips stunt. Make I dey observe.