₦airaland Forum

Okay. Good to know. I’ll use this information once I start my japa chronicle.

That’s a cute picture. Bimpe, you’re mine!

Angel might resurrect her Damijo account to troll Ilebaye. That woman has mental problems.

So in January, Nigerians will switch from using grills to a thing called braai — the word upsets my stomach. We will entertain insults and romantic rivalry from fourteen year old minors aka Thabang. We will attack our fellows for fAKe GbAs gBOs while cunning South Africans scheme against us to win. Finally, we will form sexual relationships with over six women who look no different from Tsatsi? God forbid bad thing! Miss me with that snooze fest.

South Africans really revived their Mzansi show using our countrymen. The South African public enjoys watching Big Brother, they do not care to vote. Nigerians follow it like soccer games, beauty pageants and presidential elections combined. We spend to the last penny for our favourites during and after the show. Other Africans should learn from us.

Despite the fact that Mercy would have won with Tacha being in the game, today’s outcome would dent her thoughts on whether her win was legitimate. If I was a hater on social media, I’d troll her with her newly formed insecurity.

Tacha is a strong-minded woman. I give her props for it.

Gbadoboy:
Islanders we tried. We retained our position. Anyway don't forget that Nairaland belongs to us so after Bate Dem don make their noise we'll come back to carry our thread and continue where we stopped.

See one of them; the jobless who’ll fill this thread with epistles six months in the future.

Why didn’t they do winner’s handover event for Phyna?

Kiddwaya never cries. Strong man.

garfield1:
Ade will come 2nd

You say wetin?

So, it was Skales who sang this nonsense song. No wonder.

I don’t need sources. I know as Nigerians dey vote. The show don tire me, no more suspense. If Mercy left now it would be the biggest disgrace.

Congratulations, Ilebaye. You deserved every thing!

Na una way for this forum. Only on Sunday una dey holy.

“If I win the money, I will buy my mother a house, my father a car, pay my siblings’ yearly tuitions and give tithe in church.”

Housemate wins, chooses to travel out of the country for two years. Disregards all the promises he/she claimed to fulfill.

Na so human beings dey. Where are Phyna and Efe today?

eepeepook:
Finale results.

1. Ilebaye
2. Mercy
3. Cee C
4. Adekunle
5. Pere
6. Cross

Who didn’t Whitemoney tell he/she would win the show? The list plenty.

1. Cross
2. Doyin
3. Pere
4. Mercy
5. Cee C
6. Ike
7. Ilebaye
8. Angel
9. Soma
10. Neo
11. Uriel
12. Omashola

In all of this, why did he come back then? If those names were meant to win, why personally compete?

There’s nothing special about the way BB communicates. All he does is ask questions regarding housemates’ thought processes. If one introspects with many questions, he/she’ll understand thoughts clearer. The only thing I give props for are the many words of encouragement. That one no easy.

eepeepook:
Finale results.

1. Ilebaye
2. Mercy
3. Cee C
4. Adekunle
5. Pere
6. Cross

Pointless in Nigeria. Useful outside the country.

All you stupid secondary school boys claiming “she will scream,” una dey scream during masturbation? Una no be human being too like woman? Na sex una dey perform abi murder? Why will someone scream when his/her life is not as risk, abi na so una mama dey scream when una papa dey do the do? Mscheew, overactive imaginations.

If screaming was necessary, every man for get story during visits to brothels. I know for a fact that is not true. Are you kids trying to say oloshos don’t get satisfied at least once a night or once in three? If such was the case, multiply the probability by at least thirty working girls a night and it will be common knowledge that women scream during orgasm. No let porn teach una nonsense. Girls don piss on una tire — una dey call am squirting. Iyama.

From my experience, her vagina tightens and holds you in for a while. Other signs past that are easy to ignore. I’ve done multiple women, but only four out of many gave such obvious physical responses.

I believe it. Malaria is not a play-play issue. That thing will weaken any human being who hasn’t experienced it before.

She struggled with him and informed her brother-in-law, one Michael Oyewole

I will always maintain that unless a woman is a midget or handicap, a single man cannot rape her while she’s conscious. In the same way, one cannot lift a struggling human overhead like we see in WWE. Good for the idiot. Now he has both a scar and will serve prison time for not controlling his hormones. Sex is unneeded for human survival. It is a natural priviledge not a right.

What will someone gain from poisoning her? Hmm. Na to fold arms watch events unfold.

papagiddy:
Sex is spiritual

Yet China, India, United States and Indonesia no religious reach us. If sex is spiritual, e for reflect for them pass with their numerous populations.

Yoruba people’s matter. E no concern me. These ones no fit keep their nethers private.

He was about to deliver Simi a shoulder-less preek. The very type TuFace imagines Annie riding whenever he hears Brymo’s music. No wonder the man has laid hands on Brymo repeatedly over the years.

Phyna obviously sent them money which they long squandered. Her type always respects their parents’ struggle. Whether the family spent the money well should be the question. Make them relax, she go return in 2024/2025 when she lose relevance. Haba, poverty dey tire person.

Geezeem:
it will never matter

Not now, not ever!

There are people that watch this show for shipping content

Year after year... that's all they are interested in seeing

Mercy strategy serves these people unapologetically. This strategy will never be out of Vogue

The problem will never be ships, it will always be about WHO AND WHO are shipping

if people like those involved it will sail, if they don't they will always attack it

In the same way the cooking strategy failed Whitemoney this season, shipping will fail Mercy all the same. Make she dey play. If Percy started in the third week of the show, Pere would have destroyed Mercy’s confidence by blanking her in the fifth week. She for craze pass Maria, Cee C and Amuche.

eepeepook:
Finale results.

1. Ilebaye
2. Mercy
3. Cee C
4. Adekunle
5. Pere
6. Cross

Shalommy:
And you're one of the goats. Ewu

Guilty conscience.

Mercy that has three birthdays yearly. Is this the real one? Somebody should check for her voter’s card DOB. If this season took place in January, she’ll celebrate her birthday. The same if the season started in October.

eepeepook:
Finale results.

1. Ilebaye
2. Mercy
3. Cee C
4. Adekunle
5. Pere
6. Cross

See Steve Aoki among the participants and you Yoruba children chose to highlight someone I know nothing of. May this journey not end like the Titanic sub which imploded earlier in the year.

jamesversion:
Is this the first time you're seeing someone on nairaland giving a similar story related to an incident.

See whack detective. If you really want to know me, whenever you get to PH, just say hi on NL.

Knowing a person from Nairaland is the day I choose to eat shit.

OP, do so and find out. Don’t come here asking JAMB questions.

I wonder why goats on Nairaland can never keep their backward mentality to themselves. This post contains nothing offensive. Children on Nairaland will always find offense in every thing.

jamesversion:
I wouldn't discard his story because I had an experience abit similar to his.

To those of us who live in PHC and knows CFC flyover will know that there's a zenith bank by the flyover Bridge.

I jejely went to withdraw money from the ATM during that MMM craze of 2016 when liquid cash was very scarce. Lo and behold, the ATM was paying and I entered queue. I was the second to last on the queue. When it got to my turn, the man behind me walked up to me and asked if I knew how to use the ATM. I answered that I'm perfectly conversant with anything IT related and he nodded and stood just behind me.

I noticed his insistence on forcing a conversation with me while I was going thru the motions on the ATM up until when I withdrew cash. Then as I exited the ATM section he started by explaining how he was stood up by someone who was supposed to meet him in the bank and had no money to go back home. Out of consideration, I gave him 2k out of 50k cash I was able to withdraw and this man had the audacity to ask me if that was all I'm giving to him. He went thus" after helping you and wasting my time this is all you give to me. Not even 5 thousan naira, eh. As big as i am". His comment was deliberate, to make people around feel we had some kind of arrangement and I'm reneging. I was stunned and looked at him in disbelief. So I calmly said to him to give me back the money if he won't accept. He just walked away angrily. Amd went back to the ATM point to stand.

So it happens.

Kingdavid Chinaeke Ofunne, thank you for revealing your Nairaland account. No wonder you were adamant to defend the write-up.

Samantha124:
Gabotse o na le di account tse kae?

Ikwa gi?

Kingdavid Chinaeke Ofunne is bored. It is the reason he crafted this lie of a tale to trend.

Nigerians are very stupid on a regular day. A talent this one spent years to hone is now used to spread mischief.

Oga, your story na lie.