₦airaland Forum

Kobojunkie:
See joblessness!

Wetin she dey handle? Abi na low self-esteem dey do her?

Do you not have shame?!

Dimaya, Zigzagman, Ideamonster. I dey fold arms look you. There are at least three more accounts I’m not familiar with. Time will tell.

Higher than it was last year.

Telling people your plans before completion can jinx them. See me being close to japa for good only for a distant relative to promise me a well paying job. Such job will elevate me from traveling out with only a suitcase to traveling out with the means to survive for months. Now, shame dey catch me to explain why I changed my mind on disappearing since two months ago.

That explains why women use tears to manipulate men.

Our eating habits were created to counteract the sun’s effects while we carried out menial labour. Now that people abandoned such existence, high blood pressure is claiming average folks. Reduce your portions while living active lifestyles. Swallows are a little less bulking than drinking calories. Your body will thank you years down the line for any exercise indulged in today.

OSDD:
Use raven mobile app.. it allows such transactions

Thanks.

Okay, for seriousness: I want to send money to her account. I want to specify that the sender is omitted, so the transaction can’t be traced back to me. I no get power to struggle another man wife with am.

Nothing. I’m not a child. I gave myself gifts at different times of the year. There is no need to carve out Christmas to pamper my body.

That is not Naija. This is a juvenile topic.

BeyondDenemy:
Send to my account and I will send it to her account.

Hmm.

She’s not one I will classify as accomplished. I’m yet to see her in a foreign production.

This is no surprise. Companies fling ethics out of the window for financial gain. See Nairaland for example profiting off tribal abuse. When the forum try the same concerning Israel, hot iron burn the site for three days.

Is there a way I can do this? I want to surprise my married ex this season without her husband finding out.

Them dey share biscuit there?

Who go die go die. You can apply all these and still depart from a mere heart attack. Live every day like your last. No use unnecessary worry kill yourself.

Na to get job first. I can’t get ahead of myself.

One day, I will try Nigerian trains. I never get the time yet.

Marriages today are mere relationships. This is not news. I like the situation. One can hop out whenever unhappy.

In Africa, once you steal, take anything you see. Our people are frustrated and will pour their anger on you. Only a few countries in the continent follow the due process of submitting you to the police. The governments of those places ensure the people are well off.

Goodbye, sir.

I remember when Obasanjo’s government turned Nigerians into megawatt-calculating analysts. This administration will turn Nigerians into analysts specializing in petroleum logistics. I no send una, I don japa from the grid. I dey on solar during daytime plus generator for nighttime. My bag can contain groceries while I pedal on my bicycle.

1. Diaper booty. Hausa women aren’t built like that.

2. Amapiano instead of American-sounding music or Afrobeat. Nah, she should keep the style in America.

3. Nairaland is still trash. It degenerated into a cesspool and can never be changed.

Traveling was never my thing.

Nairaland is desperate to bounce back. Lol. Advertiser money sweet die.

If he was guilty, he already completed the time. Wahala. These sort of reports make news because they’re rare. That you always hear them on the news doesn’t mean they’re not one percent of overall cases.

Some women have daddy issues. No problem here.

I don buy solar. Na bicycle remain. Tinubu's administration will not frustrate my existence.