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Concocting stories on Nairaland is always allowed.

Lol. Nobody follow him story as he no be slay queen. Nigerians, ever hypocritical.

Developed nation. The culprits will be fished out.

Him doing well is my only concern.

Age is just a number until a forty-six year old wastes your youthful early adult life. I used to chase old cargos when younger because they were easy. When I turned twenty-four, I realized that one twenty year old is worth more than fifteen over twenty-eight year olds.

Dey play. Sex is easy. Hold your one thousand Naira; that eight minute activity will pass, eye go come clear. As comfortable as prison is, no homeless person will pick it over a life of freedom. I will never take the sixteen year old boys who hang on to age-is-just-a-number serious when they all avoided my ninety-nine year old single grandmother.

“Motigbetional” speaker. Nobody cares.

Naija is an option. Loneliness is the reason those over there choose to troll this forum. Ask Kobojunkie, ednut1, Ilamina, Mamagee3 and Kanwulia.

Na akamu sure pass. It’s not rice nor can be eaten the same, but it’s cheap and can be sourced easily.

Is he in school? I doubt he is. Put that boy under the apprenticeship of an artisan. All the excess energy he has should be put to good use.

[quote author=Wordsfrombimpe post=127034508][/quote]Bimpe, I want you.

She randomly posted the tweet. It has entered front page on Nairaland. Tufia!

“Give them fuel to power their missiles so we have reasons to continue the war.”

The grand and great grandfather of many Sango Ota trolls. Before again, why else did this random post make front page?

He don enter one chance. Being male, one would think he was immune against the stupidity of the female hive mind. Well, he really was female stuck in a male form.

This never happens in Nigeria. See how things are done in developed nations. If such happened here, Nairaland for at least dey 20th century by now.

madone:
this girl wey interview boys thT want to toast her

”Boys.” Thank God I don pass the age since.

Comot hand from man and woman matter. Them go reach meeting point eventually. Na like this you go chook mouth for any small quarrel during the marriage? You are honestly on a long thing.

LocalFARMERS:
How do you know this?

You will find out after a certain age.

Luckysbab:
Age of a woman is in the eyes of the beholder, I guess.

Bimpe, is it true? Are you really underage? Please, tell me you’re above eighteen.

The cost of everything is rising now. If you have a job, hold on to it like gold. You do not want to join the league of unemployed wondering where their next meal will come from. Small money is better than no money.

I noticed that data rose in cost by a hundred Naira. E shock me.

Nairaland is trash.

Three pages and no “no smoke without fire” comment? Foolish children.

Luckysbab:
Wetin you sef dey find for 16 year old body?

Bimpe is a grown woman. Keep quiet there.

madone:
;Dbimpe na man you need. Settle down let a man love you

She is not ready. I don toast am tire.

Bimpe, how old?

One boy, five accounts. Na wa.

Is that the building pictured? Why should the news shock anybody. I was expecting a modern house. That thing is better off demolished than punished to use.

[quote author=Gaveck post=127012690][/quote]To slap your lie lie head dey hungry me. Lazy scamster.

That people can form a debate around this means Nigerians are not ready to engage their god-given brains. Oh, Kobojunkie is the one debating. I am not surprised.

3.1m members and Nairaland has no worker from Onome rig as a regular. Dead forum.

She was the one always running back to him. Women twisting their actions once again. This lawsuit may be a last ditch effort to hit him where it hurts — his wallet. Yes, many wealthy people are stingy enough to fight over five Naira. He seems the type.

There is no difference between soldiers here and civilians. In developed nations, body go tell you when you see presently serving soldier. The dressing, the stature, the focus in his eyes and the way he moves. They are completely different from civilians. Our military should adopt the same here.