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Marriage sour, e sour. Goodbye. These days happiness is the main thing in one's life. Eight children should make themselves useful. One human being can't provide for them. Buy a small plot of land which the eldest set will use for farming. After reading your story, I know very well you'll jump into another relationship of sorts to birth three more children. Everybody get where dey bite them in life.

From 14 - 52. No idea why he stopped if it didn't slow him down since 2015. Sometimes one needs a hiatus from a vice. Coming back after abstinence is appreciative. I wish him well.

Another low self esteem post. Oyibos are fellow humans lucky enough to use your forefathers to build their lands and reputation.

Life comes. Life goes. Both will befriend each other in the afterlife. You only die once. Dead bodies have on worries.

What is her problem? She looks young, she can find someone else. I believe she’s feeling used since she birthed children for him. She’s stuck with them, and his likeness in their faces, for life.

Why not indulge in his craft if drugs are his vice? He can use acting to fill his time instead of searching for his next high. This is why it’s better to avoid drugs than to find out you possess an addictive personality.

For the ghetto fabulous lot. I am a content human being. I can survive on no-brand clothing and accessories.

Say it with me; high blood pressure combined with poor habits. Congratulations to the deceased.

Eazi don hammer. That is all I know and all I care about. I hope the girl doesn’t have the normal spoilt girl arrogance associated with kids from healthy homes. He will set himself on a long thing if so.

BBC is ironclad when it comes to lawsuits. Most British institutions are. At worst, they will blame the gaffe on their Nigerian team. If for any reason they will pay the singer, the amount will go no higher than two million Naira. That is mere chicken change to the corporation.

Something is wrong with blacks. Last last, it is a Haitian, Dominican, Bajan or Jamaican doing this rubbish. If it is an akata, the person will be a descendant of those nationalities. Blacks and superstition. Mscheew.

She went there to show off.

Na because she no fine.

Doesn’t change my world. American news at its finest.

Na him know. I wish them a happy married life.

Life is for the living. If you breathe, you must survive.

Hamas are rats. They cleared that building since the Saturday attacks.

“Rats are a delicacy in parts of West Africa.”

Kobojunkie:
Oh, I see!

So, you don't eat it because one of your forefathers used to wear that image but you give it to others with no thought as to whether that could also be a relative of yours?

“Life Is Short. Make Sure You Spend As Much Time As Possible on the Internet Arguing with Strangers.”

Somebody will say perform yoga every morning, Nigerians will claim it’s demonic. Make una enjoy una cardiac arrests, strokes and high blood pressures. Good physical health trickles into one’s ability to handle mental stress.

Goodbye to him. Every dead person passed the final exam of life.

Bye.

Deepspirituals:
You can bring up Interesting Stories Up ..

As Nairaland dey pay me salary.

Nothing dey Nairaland today. Rehashed topics everywhere. Na to burn some hours using sleep then return in the hope of seeing something interesting.

As members of new generations make their way here, so will the combined IQ of Nairaland’s population further decrease. See a twenty year old boy’s concern. Something people of my time accepted at fourteen years of age. Truly, the world is going soft.

How I wish this was my problem in life.

Wahala.

Japa, no time. Arrest all her family members including her 6 year old daughter. She will come back by force. Born in 1987, that makes her 36 not 37.

No food for lazy man. Everybody knows that. The mechanics, carpenters and bricklayers of the daytime are the robbers of nighttime. I’m old enough to realize it.

That boy is at least ten years old today. Children on Nairaland with stagnant lives are using the picture for memes like it was taken yesterday. Despicable animals.

Okay. Good. Life goes on.

Hamas is the people. Level the whole city.