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You're a true Nairalander. Enjoy your existence.

1. Wasn’t she married already? I thought she tied the knot three or four years ago.

2. Jeremi is married. There is no way he’ll destroy his marriage to please leeches with pretty faces. He go dey knack them belle dey go. The dick was so good that Linda forced herself into his life via a baby. Desperado.

Bimpe, uncle Tinubu is now our president. I’m upset. Will you comfort me?

So?

Mscheew.

He was lucky.

Rubbish Nairaland. Idiot Nairalanders. Una no dey contribute anything to this country.

Not only traffic. They also brought noise and filth. Most of the central area of Abuja smelled no different from open sewers. Yoruba was spoken at the top of everyone's lungs. It will be a long eight years. Let the man not change the official lingua franca to Yoruba. I know that was a major reason his people put him in power.

Wordsfrombimpe:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqNXT_sgjpM

Bimpe, is aunty Ronke married?

Good. Now take two pills of paracetamol and sleep well.

Bimpe, am I only a friend to you?

lexy2014:
why should what he chooses to be his headache now be your headache? how are you the one to choose for him what he should worry about?

Dey there dey look, na.

This person mostly makes front page. Here I go…

I love white people. God? What is that? They literally are God. It is why the entity they forced their colonies to worship looks like them. Many centuries later and their descendants are looked upon as superior beings whenever they travel out of their homes. If that isn’t called securing a legacy then I don’t know what is.

Let’s hope Neuralink makes for improved lives for humans. I only care for the benefits. Elon, how far Starlink? Are Nairalanders too broke to afford it?

See his skin is already red from heat. Qatar na desert. Black man suppose experience cold region rather than one of the same temperature of his home country.

He no collect beating from cell bosses. It was a vacation for him.

Arrange boys to beat her up. That is an African solution to most problems. Watch her life turn for the better after the act.

Zzzz. Pictures older than many here. War is not honourable. Things of this sort always happen.

Tell me you’re a 4chan member without saying it. In this era of AI art, God only knows what that cesspool will generate in terms of shock factor.

Tell me you’re a 4chan member without saying it. In this era of AI art, God only knows what that cesspool will generate in terms of shock factor.

I ate stingray recently. I never knew Nigerians hunted them. The worst protein I’ve ever tasted. It had the consistency and blandness of rubber.

The first set of comments don kill my enthusiasm. This is a thread for children. I’m out.

Oh, this guy from Gideon’s set. He was older than these pictures, na. I was wondering which Joe again. May he Rest In Peace.

She looks her age to me.

Without an agreed definition of the word, na jump and pass I dey.

There is no secret to old age. The reporters know there isn’t. It still makes for a good headline. Luck is the only variable all old people share. Some have smoked cigarettes since their early teens, drunk alcohol since their preteens and had reckless sex lives, still they all met themselves in their late nineties/early hundredths. Nothing concern me, early eighties is enough for me. Maybe ninety at most. Anything else na frustration for your living relatives especially coupled with degenerative diseases.

lexy2014:
why should what he chooses to be his headache now be your headache? how are you the one to choose for him what he should worry about?

…but are you watching? You should.