₦airaland Forum

No man born of a woman will try such with me, I'll blank you like you're not there.

This was what they all said at one point in their lives. Look at them today.

Nothing stays new forever. As humans, we grow tired of everything. It's why I don't believe in the concept of everlasting enjoyment or suffering in the afterlife. Person go everly tire for routine.

seven hours were deducted from her final total because she mistakenly took extra minutes for one of her rest breaks

Na wa, e no easy.

“cOOkInG iS nOT a SkiLL.”
Oya, try am, na. Nairaland bingos wey no dey see better in anything. Bitter human beings. Them use talk swear for una.

Good luck to Dammy. Two women who put Nigeria on the map for positive things.

Lol. She wanted to replace him. He really meant the vow “till death do us part.”

ppogba:
Totally untrue sir.
I am only being careful not to say it is a FALLACY.

As na you dey my body, na.

ppogba:
Sir, it should be your most paramount concern if you love yourself.

Death comes in many ways. I’m more at risk of dying from a car accident than blood pressure issues.

why want to spoil another person's SWEAT?

This is the core of competition, to show that your preparation put forth victory over another’s. I don’t see the problem here.

Yes, she was pushed by religious fellows. So? Hilda was promoted by celebrities and politicians. There are many means to achieve fame. Following Hilda’s blueprint plan-for-plan is one of many. If anything, she innovated the strategy.

First of all, sue the hospital for putting you on an addictive medication. Second, you should have used marijuana to handle your depression. Oh, well, all in the past. The only advice I can give is quitting cold turkey. Now you’ve seen the habit is wrecking your physical well-being, you’ve become wise to try and stop it. Good luck in your search for health.

2019. My blood pressure is the least of my issues.

I remember properly now. It was 2021 during a training course.

I’m from a lineage rife with blood pressure issues. My lifestyle — as well as those of my siblings — will keep the condition at bay. While my father’s family doesn’t believe in moving muscles to avoid overuse, his children were raised in a world cognizant of the benefits of daily exercise. All of us are active not because of our hereditary curse but because movement slows ageing while improving daily living.

Everybody has an opinion in these social media days.

Is she in prison?

If he tries this, he’ll expose the hypocrisy of humans. At least one or two couples will do the deed with or without the influence of alcohol.

Hilda win, Dammy win, at least Nigeria will be on the map. Let’s keep an eye on the male who’ll perform his in November.

If this hits front page, watch bingos claim “at least this one is better than BBNaija” despite never knowing of the show’s existence.

People still obtain in Port Harcourt? All these childish actions.

With Emefiele’s arrest, is the scheme on hold or completely canceled?

There is a possibility for an explosion. I am not doing. I’ll feed my eyes then pass.

Her augmented body is all she has to offer. Mscheew. This one go slow man progress in life.

List them from now till the end time, African men will not listen.

Time comes for us all. All the former president can do now is wait for death. Who knew such a time will come when he'd be physically weak.

It's meant to be a naked woman. Stupid akata not getting details accurately. Since it happened in woke America, why wasn't it an obese female? That way is all about inclusivity.

Okay. She's good at what she does.

Idiot thought he was in Nigeria. That boy will not survive prison. I will understand the men attracted to fully developed teenagers. What I will never accept is those who go for obvious children. I once passed some secondary school children when visiting England. The obvious sixteen year olds who completed puberty looked alluring. I had to consciously remind myself that they were children with no life experience. Thank God for self control.

He can find a hospital.

People don dey follow Nigerian politics for thirty years and till today nothing don change. What a waste of one's life.

The man would have provided nothing to the country. Things would remain as they are today. Thank God the one who tried the same scam this year didn't enter power. Nothing worse than promising heaven and earth only to fail. In another dimension, he was probably elected. Citizens there would forever note his government as the most corrupt to ever see light.

Plenty of the citizens support it. They claim it keeps petroleum prices low.

Corruption na normal thing here. Not surprising.

It did not take up to five comments to see the usual "you must be good in bed." You useless children will knack anything. Tufia! The northerners wey dey here na lokito too. Which kind of poverty-riddled snack is this?