₦airaland Forum

Good luck.

At least these Christians weren’t scared to die. Most others are timid and run from any form of hardship.

Why Nairaland no dey ever post good news regarding other African countries? Crab in a barrel mentality. Unfortunately, crabs in a barrel help each other escape. The saying doesn’t apply here.

Seagodess:
Iam not going to follow this season... They called for online auditions, nobody that did that audition on there Facebook page was selected for this live auditions.. I auditioned too and I know pretty well there would bad voices there today.. then what was the criteria used in selection..if almost everyone on their Facebook page including me got No stage it simply means some persons paid thier way in to the live shows..it unfair.. iam a trained vocalist I know what I can do with my vocals on a very good day.. but then I got no stage..same with my friends...

It’s good you weren’t picked. Your kind would refuse to be molded.

Go and check what the swollen lymph node is about first. After eliminating every possibility of illnesses, you can come back for advice.

Dumb topics once again. It’s 2005, I see.

This is relevant to Nairalanders, how and why? I need to hop on to Twitter. No wonder many left this platform for there.

panafrican:
Great market for business : cell phones & other electronic, electrical equipment, beauty supplies, real estate, food, not only that, there is better chance to groom high tech gurus, get more medical doctors, more civil engineers, .... you name it.

Not when 63% of the total population lives in poverty. We’re still consumers rather than producers. The big earners are foreign companies like Chinese phone makers flooding our market with cheap, unregulated devices.

Make he enjoy. Naija life no easy.

You know I won't believe you without pictures, right?

Another incompetent president for the nation. It's not like any of the three selected had plans to begin with. Jesus himself can't fix the country, our situation pass one man hand.

Rokiat:
You’re probably just broke. Hustle my brother and women will come.

I'm still waiting.

panafrican:
Lies. Nigeria's population is a great asset, it is appealing given to the population of China and India , both more than a billion people.

An asset to achieving what exactly? We've possessed a huge population since 1990, what good has it done us? 1990 was 33 years ago. Any forward-thinking entity would experience positive changes in 10 or a little more number of years.

The forty day and night fast is the most glaring example of the bible being a work of fiction. Nobody has replicated it. Anybody who attempts perishes. It's funny that the world intellectually progresses while some hold themselves back using folk tales from the white man. SMH.

That pastor should serve his sentence, but keeping him alive to experience it will mean risking inmates possibility of performing the same mass suicide. He has refined the skill of vocal persuasion over years, anybody who befriends him is a potential victim. Banish him to a Caucasian-filled western nation as a form to sell back what they forced on us.

Jakumo:
Wow, this ugly woman looks to be over 50 years old already. With all that money at her disposal, she still failed to diet, exercise, or hire a trainer to help her get rid of that nasty protruding beer gut.

A few years back she looked sexy with a big firm bust and nicely toned and trim midriff, but those days now seem to have been in a different lifetime. Any man who befriends this matronly old bag will do so purely for the money he can sponge off her, and will certainly look for younger fit, and nubile women for hot sex that will help him try and forget his tiresome matrimonial duties with this potato sack woman that now looks like a frigging drunken grandmother.

All truth but one error; she was never sexy. Young-looking but never sexy.

She already looks pregnant. This one will turn into a room and parlour after childbirth. Which foolish moderator has a crush on this ugly Yoruba girl? I'm completely tired of her.

This news has what to do with Nairaland? Abeg, this forum of lizard munchers doesn't deserve knowledge of such event.

The old man was drunk out of his mind. That lady needs a gym membership.

worked as a housekeeper for a Catholic priest, Rev. Father Maurice Mbeke, and that the priest impregnated her and that they produced a kid named after her maternal grandpa, who is now 19 years old.

The report get as e be. There is nothing wrong with telling the man this. He would choose to leave or stay. She started their courtship with lies hence e hook am for throat.

Did she really kill him or it is suspected? Only an autopsy will confirm. Why did she do it? A situation where he’d abandon her and she’d struggle to make ends meet. Now it’s turned to her getting locked up and the children having no means to fend for themselves.

Twenty-six years is long. May those children not forget her.

…and I know it’s peanuts this girl pays the owner of this account. Sha, 15K a month na salary Nigerians dey use chop. No effort is too little.

I pity anybody wey take this place serious.

52 comments since 2019. Mscheew.

“YC-IC-NC. You Chop, I Chop. No Complain.”

We need more cerebral housemates like Ebubu. I found him boring as did many Nigerians. His appeal wasn’t lost on me. I could understand why people loved his personality. A month later and I clearly remember this saying. I can’t remember anything from Tsatsii or JayPee. Hermes was also memorable, though “collective” ran me mental through those ten weeks.

Stomach cancer. Okay. Everybody must die one day. The guy resembles a young Terry Waya.

Old, yawn-inducing report. Stale forum.

Bored kids of Twitter. Thank God I don’t touch the platform.

Why not administer in pills? Why chocolates? Your friend don overdose. He survived since the thread received no update afterward.

Friend zone gone wrong. Funny story. The funniest part is, an interested man — no matter how inexperienced — will ask for a relationship. Nobody fools around asking for friendships.

Relationship means sex. You asking for friendship means you’re not ready to satisfy his physical needs. Why suffer himself if he can get it elsewhere?

There is also the possibility of him not finding you attractive. Such is likely the case. Nothing will guarantee a friendship or relationship from such individual because men are not time wasters.

Fake story! This is the cheap attempt Nairaland comes up with as original content. Mscheew.

coputa:
leave the messenger and attack the message.

I don’t encourage falsehood. Too many here already do so.

I will continue announcing it that Nairaland is for abnormal people. Sha, if the trolling pain those it’s aimed at then the person isn’t totally wasting time.

Politics is the biggest waste of one’s youth in this country. Members here have the benefit of being unemployed. They possess all the time in the world to be stupid.

Nigerians wey like pilgrimage. Jerusalem sure before Easter next year.