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''For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believeth in Him will not perish but have eternal life'' , and somebody somewhere is telling the world that love doesn't exist?

claremont:
The delusion is deeper than I thought it was!

Deeper than abyss? Maybe.

Our 16-rim well is now well filled up. No thanks to the rain.

Kay-Dee:
Oh men, this is terrible but s**t happens

Blame it on the rain

Blame it on the government

Blame it on everyone that dumps stuff in the drainage.

Blame it on July the rainy month.

4bobo:
i learnt that flood raided a house somewhere in agege, swept away 1000 naira notes and left a change of 150 naira that was never there before . uuuunnnnmmmmmmmmmmmmhhh!!!!

I think a mermaid took it.

££VICTOR££:
BREAKING NEWS!!!
I learnt dat d Rain has reshuffled
lagos,houses are being moved 2
new locations. ,
Eko hotel now in Abule Egba,
, Mile 2 now in orile,
kirikiri prison now in oniru,
Unilag now in ikorodu,
Shoprite now in Ilasamaja, Alausa Secretariat now in
Badagry.

Pls confirm your own location b4 settin out,

Lagos is now been shuffled like a pack of cards? WHOT?

::Andrew:::
end time is approaching

Ssh! Its here.

City Mall is now in Okoko, Oh my God! Metro cinema is coming to join it too! Yaaaa!

Finally finally MTN has covered their pot. The freebies has ended, in all I was able to send 196 MTN-MTN sms and 54 MTN - Other network sms, Thank you MTN for making my last one week great. I guess I was the only one who enjoyed it.

You guys are going bible-gaga, there is so much valuable points made here , more points than a basketball team. Goodness me.

You people are crazy, you've made so much valuable points here , more points than a basketball team. Goodness me.

Do I smell some Jehovah Witness in this land called naira. Because they are the only ones who can analyse the bible as perfectly as ADAM when he was created. BABE! LORD READ! Are you a witness?

aieromon:
Isn't this MTN Happylink?
What's free in it?

Something,, normally, with the Happy bundle, as soon as you finish the 30MTN-MTN sms, you can't send again, it always shows sending failed, but not until now, it still continues sending, not just MTN-MTN! But MTN-GLO,ETISALAT and AIRTEL. I think it was a loophole which has not been covered up yet. But the sad part is when your 1320sec finishes you can't call, again except you top up but the happy part is you can still text freeeeee. This is more than just a happylink bundle, Me have sent 200SMSes now. Infact I am my own 2go. Am chatting via text. This is not fake, its for real.

Shocked! Don't be. This is how you belong, load -N-400 worth of MTN CREDIT. Text HAPPY to 131. You will be blessed with 1320sec and 30freeSMS. That's not all. You can now start sending text, as soon as possible to many as past 30 persons. I have sent 98th freetext already and am not stopping. That's not all. The text can still work for other network. YES. FREEEE!

okpara ugo:
my yahoomail just will not open. i browse everyday so i try it only to see that it opens once or so in a month. i have moved over to gmail which moves at lightening speed.

Try it now, it will. I believe they were trying to upgrade their server then, may be thats why, maybe. Anyways am reading my mail.

BABE!:
Touche!
But what if the "joystick" is faulty? Or what if the "joystick" doesn't get excited by the woman? Then I guess, no cheating can occur in this scenario. So it ultimately falls back to the "joystick".

If you meant me personally----I don't cheat in relationships. Well, I've never cheated.

If you meant women, in general--- Well, women cheat for various reasons. (Men cheat for various reasons too).

Women cheat coz of money.
Women cheat coz they want to get a "revenge"--pay back.
Women cheat coz they are covetous.
Women cheat coz they just want to follow the crowd -- peer pressure.
Women cheat coz of WET pu$$$Y.


lol-- Don't break your ribs o. I told you I am a broke student right? Cool. 

Your spit can fix the ribs back. Its gum.

Yahoo is back!!!

moh:
wow, Also having da same probs , But i nw use www.yahoo.co.uk. Try ,,, it might work 4 u.

I tried it and as usual, it didn't work. It showed server hangup. Let me ask, which browser did it for you because because I used an operamini.

BABE! Why are you ''shakingmyhead'? , my hands is all for the taking.

omo_to_dun:
Abeg shut up. Do you actually believe this fairy tale? How is Adam's brain developing? Adam, as we know, was created as a perfect man---he had no flaws. If his brain were developing, why would God put a man-child in a garden with a tree that would potentially doom him? Even the Bible says that God regretted creating man. [url=http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%206:6&version=NIV] Source[/url]. Ouch!

What happened to your sense of humour? Don't you know when someone is seriously joking. Of course I know he was made perfect and as for your source, fine he regretted creating us, but he never lost faith in us that's why you are in nairaland today, remember the rainbow, his promises,, Hope you understand now.

upendo 98:
@ Omo
If we choose to describe the nature of God here,I tell u the thread wont end.
Just know this 'The foolishness of God exceeds the Wisdom of man'
See if I choose to defend my belief, I base it on the Word of God which is the bible.Now if you dont believe in the bible or believe it was inspired by God himself then trust me no amount of evidence can make you change your view of God.So best thing is not to even try.
I will tell you something. God at times does things that seem crazy to get his purposes done.
Judas had to betray Jesus.Now you wonder why did he pick on judas.Unless you understand the WHOLE WORD not just a section of it,then you will not understand why that happened. Problem is we don't look at the whole context.We pick out a line and make a sermon out of it.That is dangerous.
There's something called predestination.I wont even go there
God allows things to happen.like the case of Job to prove a point.Now pray that the devil doenst mark you out as a guinea pig.You may not make it.
Seriously questioning why God put the tree in Eden is like asking God why he created the universe.
All answers are in the Bible and some with God himself.If you read it you will get it.

, like chrisbrown, am with you on this one. You can't undersit the nature of God, his foolishness is wiser than our so-called intelligence.

The Sly:
We are in the 21st century and yet there are many blind sheeps who still believe that
 What really happened in the ''Garden of Eden'' was that Adam ate some sort of forbidden apple. . . .
No wonder them pastors are making billions out of you gullible lots.

What you do for me, simple, create a complete episode of what happened at the garden of Eden and tell us because you sound like you were there.

lastpage:
I hate to say it but Men are not genetically designed TO RUN from anything!
Be it danger, love, Sex, Fight, war.,.,.,just mention it and you would see the fat woman hiding behind her very "pint-sized" man!
  But did you also notice that behind the FALL of most "great men", THE WOMAN WAS THE ENGINEER!
 I have been wondering, why did God create men to have broad, bulging and muscled chest and instead, women develop these pair of "soft and succulent" Oranges?
Why do boys at 15yrs, have tiny waist-line while a girl of the same age develops curvy and roundish backside instead?
  Its all got to do with what we are DESIGNED FOR!
 Run, never! Its always till death
.,.,and its still better than dying at childbirth or being sucked (bosom) to death by FATHER AND CHILD.,.,.,at the same time!

I don't think the women are behind when the great men fall, they are so in front like a driver.

BABE!:
I was totally waiting for this kind of comment/question. No, that's not what I'm saying. ADAM was given free-will by God (like every other person he created), and he chose to be foolish.

Don't you think his brain was actually developing, afterall he was just newly created.

omo_to_dun:
According to the Bible, David was truly a man after God's own heart [url=http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Samuel%2013:14&version=NIV]1 Samuel 13:14.[/url] That does not imply that he was perfect. The way God chooses people is a mystery to us. If anything at all, we should blame God for creating imperfect humans, while He, is a perfect being. Adam, the first man on earth, was by all account, a first class mumu. But I respect Eve though: what the wise Devil couldn't achieve, she did. She probably tickled him, rubbed her b[i]r[/i]easts against his cheeks, caressed his rocket, stroked his ear while softly whispering into it saying, "Adam darling, join me in eating this apple, and I promise to do that thing you always like anytime we're 'wrestling.' Adam, shaking and trembling from the soft caress of the temptress Eve, then naively and foolishly descended on the apple like a fat boy would a cake. Chei, all because of p[i]u[/i]nani. Men don suffer o.

, that we should blame God for creating you and I? I don't blame you, its because you have mouth.

mr.official:
Woman is the biggest temptation! They are somehow trouble to this world.

, while men are trouble to the universe.

md4real:
Most men are naturally weak when presented with WET OPPORTUNITY. Its natures fault. Deal with it.

Women are weaker vessels, the bible let us know it.

BABE!:
haaaaaaaaaa--- If you're giving ADAM all these props and awards, no wonder MEN are like this. (no offence)--hehe.  You also said he's your homie?--- show me your friend and i'll tell you who you are.

ADAM WAS A PERFECT MUMU! shikena!


Chei---You just MUMUfied the already MUMU guy the more. You should have just kept quiet. lol.
So he ate the apple to please Eve. haha. Love wantintin for the garden of Eden.

"Pls her" my nyash!  Didn't God warn him about the tree of Knowledge?!

This Nigga was supposed to be the HEAD of that garden remember?

The main point is that guy was a mistake. ABRAHAM, MOSES, JOSEPH or one of them people should have been the FIRST MAN. Maybe they would have been smarter.  And I won't be in school now, working my a$$ off ----lol---

Btw, where was ADAM when the conversion between Madam Eve and Professor Satan was going on? He was playing Ten-Ten with the monkeys? MuMu guy. Overseer ko, Underseer ni.

Are you saying the God I serve created a foolish person?

When you talk about GREAT men, you talk about OGBORU! You talk about UDEME! You talk about ALEXANDER! You talk about MUHAMMED ALI! They never fell.

For quite some weeks now, have been finding it difficult, very difficult to read my mail. It won't just open, always showing error,error, error, , anybody with this same problem? Anybody with a solution? SHARE!