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I think all Manchester United staffs and players deserves a Nokia N8, at least for making it 8!  While Arsenal staffs and players deserve 2 shot of Awò kpa at least for scoring 2.

A.S.S-A.NAL! They are so full of SHEET. The club need to be flushed. Water please. . .

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BREakING NeWS:
Dstv is moving all arsenal matches to ---»» cartoon network, till they stop playing like kids=D=))

I'll write a petition to them. It has to be Nickelodeon! --BABIES choice.

Like a running RIVER I FLOW║
Like a GLO MAST am UNSHAKABLE║
My RAPWORK spread like butter on bread║
With EFE, there's no LELE, looking for TROUBLE is looking for ME . . .║ . . .My PUNCH make you see DOUBLE║
OMG! look at your legs see how they WOBBLE! Like shakira WAIST they SHAKE║
Am unDISSputed, you Niggas watch me as I BATTLE your AS with a BATTLE AXE . . . Call it a bloody scene(SIN)║
Am the KING of the MIC . . . you my SLAVES, disobey and I SLAY║
Like a P.ORN star  I make HIP hop║
Am so in the GAME have got more lives than MARIO║

You mean punch?

congoshine:
Hey guys. . .make una fear this Iya Witch o !

I was totally shocked ,she showed up in my room last night !

She wanted to seduce me to penetrate her punana ,but as i don learn her secret ,I gave it to her from the back to avoid the snakes

Please fear Iya witch o.

So you fell for that old woman seduction charm. . . OK OH! I hoped you wore a gold circle during the act! AIDS is respecter of no soul not even witches.

Mrs.Chima:
They still making and selling SURE?

. . . like the opposite of no - YES!

sebastinta:
u mean wiv messi in barca all trophies re collectable, else whr he is just anoda arjen roben

You mean in Argentina? I don't think so. He still took an award for being FIFA best player after the World Cup finals. So you see, anywhere, he's still messi.

Mrs.Chima:
You sure about that?

. . . Like a new armpit roll on, SURE!

With God all things are possible. With Messi, all trophies are collectable.

Kajina:
My dear EfeEkarume, "Ghana must go" is old news now. Isn't it? Haven't you heard of the new slogan "Nigerians are coming". Go to Ghana and that is what you will hearoooo. Anyway, as we say in Ghana, AKWAABA our Naija brothers and sisters.

Tell me more lies puh-lease.

2baga:
I'm so like living in the "dark-ages"
I'm so far in the past that the dinosaur-age is a future event to me as far as game goes, but I'm still scared of installing bootleg version of games on me darling pc, Can I trust computer village sourced games, help?

Early men?! On Nairaland?! Incredulous!

I have got more bars (bass) than a home theatre system║
My movement is like a thousand rhinos on a revenge║
Like a player without skills, I show NO-MESSI║
You negroes are RAP AS (rappers). . . You are so full of SHEET║
My mode of operation is like a smooth criminal, Ask MJ║
Like a donaeo, I don't party hard, I punch HARD . . . Ask Tyson║
Am in love with RAP (wrap) no wonder I Marry-Joanna (MARIJUANA)║
Like Pinky and the Brain, am taking over the world║
Like a new devil I RULE . . . YOU ALL ARE PENCILS║
I'LL FORK YOU ALL UP  Like a professional LovePeddler║
Like a hungry lion I NEED BEEF not gala  . . . DISOBEY ME and you'll see wahala║
Am so hot I LAP the sun and I still shine LIKE THE STAR║
Am so on TOP, I don't wear BLOUSES║
You are so LOW like you in the GUTTER║
Am so fly am past GRAVITY, . . .You are so FLY, you get killed by SPIDERS║
You are so on top of your GAME, you've broken your SEGA CONSOLE║

You can DO more than a living rat | P.ORN STAR | By the time am true with you | My punches will configure your face making you look like a | MONSTAR

Don't forget, love is disabled. Its blind!

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD! Iyawitch! Are you a fan of Zod(Smallville)? If not, why are you customizing his trademark command?

Nigerian women play hard to get while the Nigeria men(gamers) play PES2011.

hbrednic:
the guy beats ronaldo once again

. . .and he'll keep beating him like a drum.

I have this feeling that the winner of this year champions league will come from group H! Can somebody tell me who the winner will be?

I don't like it when its single, I prefer living life in double.

Lawyers and the devil have something in common - They lie -

Hotdog!

I love you sexkillz , no homo.

sexkillz:
Who missed me?

Everybody! LooL!

The bride will be happy. The groom will be happier. The both of them will be the most happiest : )

I like this arsenal fan THREAD even though am not a TAILOR, I just like the reddish colour. Can I lend it so I use it to sew my torn jean?

Poster!!! You and this your biological question sef! I need to read my Modern Biology textbook again to answer that because seriously, I don't really know.

I read only one book - Facebook- I read if am in front of school or even back from school.

86,400seconds! Do the maths.

Want to know how? Visit this link www.ehow.com/m/how_2057937_be-perfect-girlfriend.html and be perfect.
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Ghana must go!

Yeah! We the troops of nairalanders have marched their way to WIKI! Bravo! Soon like Pinky and The Brain, we will take over the world. You can bet on that.

Entertainment?! Hmm! Reminds me of Silverbird Television.

Who called me.