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pendo89:

Efe,how old are you? what do u understand by the term 'pad'?
You don't need to answer that, but for pants am sure theres a thread on that

_{Good lord who are these people}

Quite young. Pad are adult diapers. Ha! A thread, I never knew.

We are just beautiful people like you are.

VoodooDoll:
Seems like "Fiffy" has a flow problem, here's a tampon - stick it in between your legs.

This house is for gangstas' with mo money problems, talking about your stove, your candle wick - what are we a charity,

Money problems!? Oh my Devil. LooL! Oh poor little voodoodoll.

Am sure a lot of guys will be eager to write a straight YES! to the topic question. Anyways, let me hear your views.

your flows contains more WICK (weak) lines than my STOVE | my flow has left the BAR GRAPH like it went OFF THE CHART |

Like a POLICEMAN STROLLIN' you are just a WALKING COPS(corpse)║ Like ZOMBIES climbing STAIRS there is no stopping ME imma be at the TOP║
Claim you spit flow all i hear you do is cry W-O-L-F like  F-L-O-W turned upside down║
Am so in-DISS-tructable(indestructable) like WOLVERINE║ Dare me and i'll cause your body more SLASH than ZORRO║
What you all spit are just mere SALIVA . . . my spit so SWEET you sip it like chilled COCACOLA. . . ║
. . . even though its written in VERNACULAR . . . haha║

D blank:
I knw believe there is absolutely nothing like LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT.Its all INFATUATION INFATUATION INFATUATION.

A whole lot of pple get this wrong.How can u claim to love someone seeing them for the very first TIME,though there might be a level of attraction but definitely not LOVE.Love grows.



There is nothing like love at FIRST SIGHT kankan.Simple

. . . like plants, it grooooooooows.

Mayor M.UMU | you'll keep DRINKING my flows like its KUNU |

poweredcom:
@EfeEkarume

America music industry, is held by Illuminatti cult, you beter jbow to the order or you and sell records and get fans, or you are on your own, that just it,

Ehn Ehn! Tell me something! **fold hands** Hey God.

Watch me as I flow for rank. . .
Like i STOOD on my PLAYSTATION CONSOLE am so on TOP of my GAME║
We ain't entering CARS cos am the BUS (boss)║
Like a USED tomtom you're just WRAPPERS ║
Like TWO DIFFERENT HANDS ,  you all SHAKE║
Like a RESURRECTED LAZARUS am the RISEN (reason) . . .aha!║

Emmyk:
Lay wayray, lay wayray lay wayray. Ja bata, ja bata jabata. ROFLMFAO

Are you trying to create a funny beat with your mouth? But wait, . . . that sounds like Donjazzy's.

sexsinners:
the only men you can love is God.

God is neither a man nor men, but a spirit.

Deep down in heart, nobody in this world wants to be lonely. Even God himself, no wonder he created angels around him.

kandiikane:
infatuation nothing more. Love grows, it does not just sprout from nowhere. .

You don't fall in love. You grow in it. I AMEN to your comment above.

, like a nairaland god, I speak out in a thunderous voice , THOU SHALL NOT KILL!!!

joe4christ:
Man,
Sincerely if u marry this girl your own don finish be that,
That is to say (YOU'RE A GUNNER)

Don't tell me that man is an arsenal fan or maybe he wants to be one.

Although rumoured to be banned,
D’banj’s current song, Oliver Twist, is
still enjoying massive airplay.

LIFE&BEAT gathered from an online
magazine,
questionmarkmagazine.com, that the
track was not banned by the Nigerian
Broadcasting Commission. It said that
the NBC spokesperson had no reason
to ban the song. The spokesperson
was quoted to have said, “We have
no reason to ban any song that has
no tendency to cause turmoil, crisis
or affects the integrity of persons,
individuals or groups or the society at
large. There are many other rules
and regulations, which govern
airplays on Nigerian broadcasting
media and as far as I am concerned,
the song has not breached any and
such reports indicating it was banned
are untrue.”
Oliver Twist is D’banj’s new track. In
a radio interview, Don Jazzy, the
producer of the song, explained that
by Oliver Twist, the simply meant
that though they had made it, they
wanted more.

Soon after the song was released
last August, Don Jazzy and the
Mo’Hit crew posted a video of the
group dancing to the song on the
web and put up a competition tagged
Oliver Twist Video Competition. The
competition involves a person or a
group posting a video of their
dancing to the Oliver Twist song.
http://www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art20110910511223

VoodooDoll:
^^^^ lame.

Read properly, they said 2lines. Maybe your eyes are FLUCTUATING like ALBINO no wonder you didn't notice.

190_@:
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what has [size=18pt]190[/size] done again

Meen, I envy your eyesight. You eat a lot of onions right? No wonder you were able to spot that.

Iya Witch:
ONE REALLY WONDERS JUST HOW SUPERSTITIOUS NIGERIANS CAN BE.

MY HOAX IS OVER. TO THOSE WHO SAW IT FOR WHAT IT WAS, MORE GREASE TO YOUR GREAT MINDS.

TO THE MANY SMALL MINDS WHO WERE PETRIFIED AND RAINED DOWN PRAYERS AND CURSES; I SAY THIS TO YOU: I HOPE I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO SHOW YOU THAT YOU NEED TO REALLY GROW UP. PUT ASIDE CHILDISH SPIRITUAL NOTIONS AND DEVELOP YOUR MIND IN THE OPEN AND SIMPLE WORKINGS OF GOD AND CREATION. IF YOU DO THIS, YOU WOULD NEVER AGAIN NEED TO BE RIDICULED BY THE FEAR OF THE NON-EXISTENT, OR THE REMOTE.

WITH THAT, I TAKE A BOW. . . .

Love from. . . .an aspiring writer and comedian . . . .

Yours, Iya Witch!

What a superstory!!!

your lines are more LAME than a CRIPPLE | my lines got MUSCLES they'll GRIP YOU | you keep MIXING lines like a DJ | what a disgrace | you are as dull(doll) as your name |

Your flows are as DRY as HARMATTAN imma pass you LIP GLOSS so you MAKE UP your mind║
Like i held a BROOM in my hand imma SWEEP you off your feet with my lines║
The words i drop leave you LAUGHING like JOKER . . . DISS(this) ain't no JOKE║
My flow's so BLOODY like the 1st WORLD WAR║
Am the PLAYER of diss game you're so SUBTITUTE║
My game cause more INJURIES than GATTUSO am letting you into all this just so you know ║
See i don't TAKE S.H-IT like you do no wonder your flows STINKS║
You claim to rap(wrap) so good no wonder people call you SANTA cos you wrap GIFTS║
Like i LOGGED OUT from 2go you're so OFF-LINE║
Your rapIQ so low you've got more beat(bits) while am so GIGABYTE║
My flows is gonna RISE-AND-FALL on you like BEACH WAVE and its gonna send you . . . . . .to your early GRAVE║
Raise your IQ a lil beat(bit) and like ARNOLD I'LL BE BACK ║

Emeka 7.:
@EfeEkarume I use NOKIA 6020. D only opera dat can work with it is Opera-mini 3. Which I can't download because it seems empty-N without credit isn't allowing Me to download.
@blank which post is dat?

Try using your credit.

blank:
@ Efe, thanks. I saw the post before the spam bot got it.

Phew! You're welcome. I thought I would be banned. What a risk I took **wipes off sweat**

You're so rap SHY you remind me of my little KITTEN║
Don't DARE me this ain't ART-ALADE║
Like a rap JUDGE imma say YOU TRIED but you were FRIED you know what that means TRY HARDER║
Think you're the greatest like a SNAKE i HISS at them cos your lines make NO_SENSE, to be frank its NONSENSE║
Think you've got CLASS wheras am teaching SCHOOLS║
You are as FAKE as a SPOOF MOVIE║
See little mouse want to take on a big cat, imma chase you away no TOM and JERRY║
BARGENERAL with no star rank no wonder you flow for rank , . . . get it elsewhere cos you won't find any. . . here║
Claim you rhyme tight your rhymes are so CHILDish they should be on KIDS TV║
You spit more RAWbish(rubbish) than an I.M.B.ECILE║
You are as DULL as my DOOR HANDLE║
You need some rap PILL to SWALLOW cos your lines are like JACUZZI they are way too SHALLOW║
Like a NIGERIAN MOVIE . . . THIS IS JUST THE BEGINING║

Emeka 7.:
@EfeEkarume, do u think I'll be able to download from dat site using empty-N without credit?

With a configured operamini - YES! But with your normal opera - NO!

Bargeneral diss is from me to you . . . .  
My bars make 'em heads bow. . . you be screaming wow║
Them niggas mime my rhymes, don't ask how you'll be so amazed you be STARING me like OWL║
Niggas struggle to find their knickers when they see me, they be running helter-skelter as i kick their snick-arse . . . with my sneakers║
Like OPEN POTS they look for COVERS║
I don't think father i murder (mother) them like they're any other║
You don't wanna come in my way imma push you DOWN FLAT call it a reLAY║
Like WESLEY imma SNIPE you down with no blade. . . i do diss so bad i get paid oh am so made║
Think you got sweet rhymes they smell like spoilt thyme, i'll always cook DISS for you like a CHEF. . . ║
. . . Get ready to taste my poison║ No haste imma feed you like you a sick cousin. . . ║
. . . Mesmerize you with my lines leaving you in the middle of nowHere like the letter H║
Imma AROUSE with my lines like a lady WITHOUT BLOUSE║
Am rap-nificient your lines are so ancient║
This is me doing hip HOP you're so scared you can't even make a quick JUMP║
I flow like am liquid get a bigger cup so when i overflow, you drink DISS║

I would rather date an artist than date an atheist.

Bargeneral, here's something you don't know. . .
Am the KHALED of diss(this)-generation am the BEST . . . MAN. . . I ain't preachin' MARRAIGE║
Your rap make more NOISE than a thousand GENERATORS║
See dude you need SERVICING, your flow's more STIFF than a BROKEN NECK so imma grease yo mouth with diss║
Looking for real BEEF? buy a real COW cos you're so not my type║ You, pipe . . .so alike, like POPEYE imma SMOKE you UP. . . NO CHIMNEY║
Like a PALM TREE i stand TALL║ See you got BITten(beaten) by my brilliANT . . . OUCH║
Am the rap SANGO i spit FIRE so hard you can't even quench diss . . . you're so PURE WATER║
Dissing me is a WASTE OF TIME like i threw my ROLEX in a BIN . . .║
. . . Its like facing the DEVIL without a BIBLE║
Am the next greatest my flows so LATEST like PSQUARE ALBUM║ Dare me and you feel the effect of my acid-test║
Think you're the best in diss you so dumb you can't even NOTICE. . . NOTE THIS, I got the lines to make MI face drop║
Your line's more WEAKER than a granpa P.E.NI-S ║
. . . Am so good MC's copypaste my lines, you so dry imma spray you paint so you don't peel off║
I got the FLOCABULARY to make your brain QUIVER║
You so JOHNBULL you can't spell your NAME ║
Am so BRUTAL, like KRATOS imma make you SUFFER, . . .
My word moves FASTER than SODIUM in WATER you know what that means . . . DOUBLE WAHALA║ Am HOTTER than TWO SUN║ Imma STAND on your TONGUE so you can taste DEFEAT(the feet)║ So don't mess with me cos i give out more PUNCH than a generous VENDOR ║

See question oh.

sleakid:
Yo efe, Truth be told, Diz niqqaz aint no match 4 our bars,

We keep STRIKING them like MATCHES! LoL.