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Here in Benin, it's 3 hours a day, thanks fashola for making our dreams come true

Even six months pregnancy knows that baba's shoulders are straight, which one is this downwards sloping demand curve shoulder? See chest

I just realized I live below the average Nigerian. 55k for Christmas food? na wa o

simi just dey look this guy like small boy, na when him baba go finally give am international network na him she go start to follow am up andan as tiwa no dey let our star boy rest.

money wey dem don share since.

Only in Nigeria do we have common criminals and executive criminals. It will never be well with this country till we change our mentality.

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lalasticlala:
Ego I hail o

My brother, how you dey. Congrats on the wife and kid. I still miss your celebrity threads, no one has still being able to match them all these years. If you are ever passing through Benin, please let me know. Met my nairaland mentor for the first time last week and it felt like meeting my long lost brother. I appreciate you.

op, thank you, this is how la-la used to do it before he became a mod, but you should have included their names

But my Mtn line doesn't recharge above 1k at once. How is this possible?

We keep on calling out our leaders, as we do so, let us also search ourselves. If the whole of Nigeria migrates to Italy and Italians migrate to Nigeria with the same leaders in place, would things remain the same? As much as our leaders are nothing to write home about, are we the citizens any better in our daily activities. Till we see that an injury to one is an injury to all, till we learn to have compassion and till we begin to see beyond our present into our future, even if Trump is Nigerian president, nothing will change.

Let's all send him N100 each, and get him another N25m

She has paid her dues, it's time to reap the fruits.

That the only language she understands now is money which I cannot offer her. That she is tired of this love thing.


When you still see money, you will get tired of it and start looking for love. Human needs/wants are insatiable. Reason why some sleep with ogas driver. Ask yourself why after ten years of marriage Caroline divorced Danjuma?

I hope that guy, at Vegetable Market Junction, Airport Road, that harasses drivers and shouts at the top of his voice distracting drivers is not one Of them?

They should check well o, before Aunty Kemi will say it is fake.

are there pictures of other survivors apart from the kardashians

ckmayoca:
marry whenever you are ready to marry. people will always talk.
dey will say marry and dey again will say it man broke and that u feed him.
they will say this child is old enough to have sibling and they again will say ur children are attending a public school.

So true, I don't know how many times I have jokingly told people 'this your pikin don reach to senior person', even when I don't believe the statement but know this is what society demands, it makes me wonder how many other people are dishing out advise they would never follow.

I don't really believe in robots taking human jobs, it's most likely the types of jobs would change. If there would be less human presenters, then there would be more engineers, editors, writers, technicians, make up artists, fashion designers, hair stylists, etc to keep the robots running. It would basically mean changing career paths. solution? never stop learning.

So the best thing is to parboil. Tmrr is beans day, thank God I saw this thread.

It was probably the cheapest item at the fair, and people just needed to take home something as a souvenir for visiting the fair. Same way people bought just a canned drink when shop rite opened in Warri. Nothing innovative here.

Our people can be so lazy. You bought panties for someone with the intent to steal them back, common sense did not tell you to buy two pairs each of different designs. Once she wears one, you take it and replace it with it's double.

On second thoughts, ladies, there are panty linings you can place on tight or trousers, and dispose of without wearing panties. Or you dry your panties by the window in your room.

once heard he has already dug his grave and bought his coffin. Another state burial loading.

Why are people so wicked? Is it birthday she is celebrating or diabetes day?

Be patient, he probably meant 3rd or 4th wife.

Buhari has already called the Israeli Prime Minister to apologize. As for Lai, he will be sentenced to 5 years without opening his mouth. This threat is actually funny.

Explorers:
A diagram shows how Andrew's bionic penis is taken from skin from his forearm and a vein in his leg.

It is then rolled into the shape of a manhood and attached.

Inside the penis is a penile implant which pumps saline fluid into the cylinder making the penis erect for intercourse.


In the final stage of his £50,000 penile implant surgery he was fitted with a pump that will give him an erection at the push of a button.




After activating a button in his groin to pump up his 'ridiculously big' new penis, he lost his virginity to his girlfriend of six years Fedra Fabian as they prepared for a romantic getaway to Amsterdam.


'Two days before we went away, it just happened,' he toldThe Sun. 'It was nice and natural and that's how I wanted it to be.'

He said the sex lasted for about half an hour and felt 'fantastic'. Talking about his new manhood, he added: 'I'm so pleased with it.'

Twenty-eight-year-old Fedra, from Hungary, said the sex was 'amazing' and Andrew's penis looks normal despite being inflated with saline fluid to make it erect.

She added: 'It's fantastic no need to worry about viagra or getting old.

He can do it when he's drunk too!'

The bionic penis is fully rigged up to Andrew's testicles, meaning it's possible for the couple to have children.

A diagram....

A diagram.....

Is it a diagram I came here to see?

How do I replicate it in Aba with a diagram?

Yoighaman:
In this part of the world, it's survival first...

yeah, I understand this, but how long will it take us to switch from survival mode to advancement/development mode

wisdom is profitable to direct.

he should have just said he and the engineers decided on 90km/h as a set standard. No one would question it.

when I read the topic, I thought the cows were being transported by the train and the speed makes them dizzy and they die.

delugajackson:
In all honesty, this is the bare and piercing truth. Flesh and blood did not reveal this to you. Women are nothing without a man. Though they deny and fail to acknowledge this fact, we will keep on reminding them.

For it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a Nigerian lady to be self-suffient and independent from a man, be it married or unmarried. This is the gospel according to delugajackson.

which bible this verse dey, I fin am, I no see am, I wan take am preach for Sunday school on Sunday

is this an achievement?

this just buttresses bannylove13's comment on the npower thread


'APC (and PDP) government has made Nigerians think poverty and grow poverty..
While others youths from other countries are innovating..projecting ..inventing .. developing..going with the modern world.. jetting into the new age..
Our youths glory in manual fish farming ..snail farming ..pencil manufacturing.. toothpick manufacturing..manual agricultural farming ..sewing..etc.. reverting us back to 80's.'

Op, did it at any time cross your mind that he probably meant the number of people he has ever employed and not the current number of people in his employ?