₦airaland Forum

Here we were thinking Euharia's makeup was too much, not knowing she was 20 years ahead of the Nigerian make up world.

Na so you con run from naija go ghana as your wife dey smoke and breastfeed. Where the pikin go con run go now. Anyway, I file this report, awaiting it's 3days grace for authentication or rebuttal.

Is it only me that notices that all these letters from a Russian mavrodi sounds like a typical Nigerian write Up?

Is it Seun or yezudo that had a crush on this woman? Hope you are happy now?

There is something I have learnt and that is everyone cannot be there for you at the same time and no matter who you help, they don't owe you anything. My dad once said, whatever you do for someone else, you do for yourself. Never expect to receive payment for deeds done from the same person. God or karma or the universe would deliver to you your reward from unexpected sources. Most men I know were not made by their families but by friends. Just believe no one but God owes you any reward, and you will get 10 times your expectations.

Most times, these relatives just keep in touch because they marvel at how you keep living above the standard they expect. Give him your number, let him keep in touch, don't discuss successes or setbacks with him. Just live your life free from hate. Very soon he will come to you looking for one solution or another. Speaking from experience.

Is there a way you can teach online? Or teach for an hour every Sunday evening at a location, I believe public schools or churches can allow you use their premises.

thebigkendo:
where dem dey service am?

I bought from a shop that sells fire extinguishers, I just go back every six month and service at the same shop. I think they just change the contents in it.

littlewonders:
5 times I have bought and 5 times it has expired and 5 times has my money go for it.

It can be serviced for N500 instead of buying a new one when it expires

I always heard the statement, look for a need around you and provide it. I thought the needs would glare me fully in the face and slap me to recognize them. I never knew there were so many needs to meet and make money from. Being a Chief complainer and fault finder, I began to listen to my own complains and started a business and project to augment my salary just my listening to everything I complain about.

Train yourself to be a solution finder, and you will never be poor.

9. While using your phone in the dark, put on it's torchlight to reduce the strain on your eyes from the brightness of the phone.

Explorers:
5. Cryonics.




Cryonics is used when an individual may not be necessarily dead such as people who are diagnosed brain dead.

The body can then undergo cryopreservation, in which the body is frozen.

This preservation technique is used with hopes that the body can be revived at later time in decades or centuries when improved technology can recover the individual.



Example:


Must read.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3953068/The-frozen-tomb-Britain-s-frozen-teenager-Pictured-time-196C-cryo-tank-14-year-old-cancer-girl-laid-rest-alongside-FIVE-patients.html

Learnt no one has any idea how these bodies would be defrozen, just believing that science would find a way in future.

Moneypersonified, People keep thinking i'm pridepersonified

Dont worry, you will bê back, ask Bruce, he is seeing terrible things

Please if you ever get the opportunity to taste dog meat suya, please do. It's not what someone describes to you, it is better experienced.

And since the government gave you these boots during nysc, you haven't being able to change them??

I don't know why I just hate this sharing of money, food, etc for widows and children. Maybe if it were for men, I would be happier about it. Those who can even buy three times of what they are given will still be on the queue.

In Benin, most of the branches I have gone to, the security men are more courteous and friendly, when you get to customer care, it's something else. I actually avoid sakponba branch so the security men will not use their greeting to finish the money I come to collect.

First gentleman, first guy, first dude, first lad, first oga, first boy. Whichever cap fits you, wear it.

While in school, I once visited my cousin, the guy asked me to show his wife my school ID card to prove to her that we had the same surname.

Didn't blame her, the guy is something else

Once you have an albino child, teach them self confidence. That is the most important thing they would need in life.

Once you have an albino child, teach them confidence. That is the most important thing they would need in life.

At last you would be able to pay our fees easily. Imagine the thought of a six year old going to school with fear in her heart about what might happen because her fees have not been paid. Madam, just keep believing and being grateful and you would soon start paying the fees of other kids. He has never failed.

I love Yoruba movies. Just imagine watching Titanic or Troy in Yoruba. Sweeeeet. But Jackie Chan shouting ma pa e, sounds absurd

Men becoming more womanly and women becoming more manly.

The way we play with numbers and stats in this country, even Roman gods would be turning in their graves

Attached to all her titles, she finally got a Kardashian, and to save face the family has to recognize her for life. Wetin women dey take this moocher do sef?

Where is this located in Benin? This one that it is just reigning for nairaland, I need to go and preach to them there

Let me sharply adjust my time to 7pm, its like its part of the constitution amendment.

Op, I bless the day you learnt how to write your alphabets, you too try

Let me sharply adjust my time to 7pm, its like its part of the constitution amendment

ernieboy:
we already have interrupted power supply, it is uninterrupted power supply we are looking for.

Jesu

Am I the only one noticing the epidemic building up to the future? Why will two beautiful people get married? To what end for God's sake? Thirty years from now, we might have half of the country's population very beautiful, while the other half very ugly. Please lets even things out a bit, this is becoming worrisome

She just said that because you people will come and ask her when she is getting married. It's a case of abusing yourself first before others to save yourself from the embarrassment of what people will say.